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  • WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO the professional!

  • Yep she's perfect

  • ugh boring!!!!!!

  • everybody in this outfit looks like nothing special, but ofc Natalie looks perfect :"> love her aawww and her smile <3

  • Love her brows

  • she farted at 1 minute and 25 seconds. thumbs up brah.

  • Natalie is Gorgeous.Sweetness Personified,Love Her.

  • conan`s amazing, he always knows how to put guests at ease and keep the conversation going, it must be hard to keep cracking that many jokes off the top of your head. and he just gets better with age too.

  • shes so beautiful... omg... awesome

  • Beautiful body. Beautiful face. Beautiful mind.

  • LMFAO...Debbie Gibson

  • Wow, Giada de laurentis looks like Natalie Portman had sex with Rumpelstiltskin and had a baby it just came to me.

  • Crushing

  • she looks kinda like keira knightley

  • @sonofglove Keira Knightley played Natalie Portman's decoy in Phantom Menace.

  • And that perfectly everyday outfit is why Natalie Portman is awesome.

  • @MxMagpie it was a casual show though, most guests wore everyday outfits

  • I was thinking she was tiny, but then I remembered that he's a freaking giant.

  • Thank god she has a really pretty face because her body which looks like a 12-yo girl's body, is a total turn off.

  • @Turco949 Thank God she's so far out of your league that you'll never have to deal with her 12-yo girl's body. 

  • @Mogman87 And what league would that be Sherlock?

  • Haha! Me and my husband were in Ireland on st Patrick's day and in the castle we stayed in we were the only ones wearing green. We felt pretty amazing!

  • It was a good movie and she was so beautiful.

  • I've had girls play this game before, "think you could lie here next to me, no...no need to go further", but guess where it always goes too.

  • Fuck hitler, who wouldnt want to hit that.

  • @swedisagnostic Come on Hitler wasn't that bad of a guy. After all he did kill Hitler didn't he?

  • I'd like to dock my canoe in Natalie's port, man.

  • @YesWeCantaloupe

    mmannn

  • WTF!!! Is it not time for "Mathilda" yet??? I wrote a screenplay for it :) Everyone should. Do it!!! Send them in and get word buzzing!!! Dont forget shes gotta do the 'hair flip' when pointing the gun and shes gotta say "Now its clean." :D I WANT MATHILDA! I WANT MATHILDA! WE ALL WANT MATHILDA!!!

  • Her hair looks awful and she dressed like a bum. It's a shame because she usually looks good.

  • Conan should clear his throat!

  • @MercifulBeing

    I'm sorry what?

  • @MercifulBeing Shame on you.

  • Her laugh is infectious.

  • For a quick second i thought she was wearing an Andre Nickatina shirt.

    i almost shit myself!

  • @occupynow, oh, and I forgot, hipsters also make attending indie festivals their life. And possibly majored in graphic design. (Again, this is the stereotype; I know plenty of graphic design or art majors who are definitely not hipsters. The majority of them aren't, actually; it's only the fringe that gives a bad name to the mainstream of graphic design.)

  • @occupynow That is... a Buddhist. Not a hipster. I don't know where you're getting your information, because on the whole, the perception of a hipster is a twenty, thirtysomething postmodernist with an inclination towards girlish clothes and expensive fashion, scarves, skinny jeans, indie music, the shunning of anything mainstream, pseudo-creativity, a despising of the average American, a love of irony, etc. Aside from the subculture part, the person you described could be anyone in America.

  • @superclaydude i am not talking about a buddhist no these people will never cop to a specific religion, these guys are from the alt/grunge scene the punk rockers and post punkers, artists, film makers, actors, photographers, architects, designers, authors they are making the scene they are called hipsters all the time. what else do you think people call a group of these professional people hanging out with 20 somethings? yeah some of these guys are in their 5o's now it is 2011.

  • i know the people you are talking about but, i am telling you there a shit ton more kinds of hipsters out there you are referring to that specific kind yes they are called hipsters. how ever as i explained clearly before people who actually are creative and cool are called hipsters as well as all the subcultures getting there own kind. really what it boils down to is if you shun the mainstream and embrace past and current subculture then you are now called a hipster. and they don't despise

  • @occupynow that.. was a long comment

  • average americans they just don't think they can find their head from their ass which they can't.

  • @superclaydude and yes natalie portman is a hipster what would you call her an actress? she is. she's a hipster actress.

  • @superclaydude see that's the nature of the hipster culture it absorbs everything like the blob.

  • @occupynow I agree with almost nothing you said there. Maybe I'm misunderstanding you, but are you implying that the majority of those in the arts are considered hipsters now? Even the most vocal critics of hipsters wouldn't say that. I do agree, though, that shunning the mainstream is pretty hipster. But implying the average American citizen is stupid is just a broad generalization. If that's the general impression you get from your day to day experience, then I do pity you.

  • @superclaydude if you think that americans are not stupid you have not been watching the republican presidential debates and despite what you think a modern hipster is they are an amalgamation of all of the previous subcultures, to the point where all previous subcultures have been rendered null and void by the hipster blob absorbing all counterculture that stands before it. i am curious what would you call a group of counterculture personalities besides hipster.

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  • @occupynow "Agree to disagree," I suppose, as much of a cliche as that's become.

  • bald, not bald, full head of hair, does not matter. natalie portman is just... wow. and winona ryder too

  • fuck i love her

  • Natalie Portman is openly Zionist, her admiration for the likes of that schmuck Dershowitz a notable indicator

  • @noamorwell zionism is beautiful and so is natalie

  • @occupynow Zionism is precisely why you think Americans are stupid.....On the other hand, Natalie is beautiful...

  • @Machiavelli1513 really what is stupid about the jewish people having a land to call their own???? you do know they were always in israel and they bought the land they founded israel on right or are you just another person brainwashed by arab propaganda.

  • @occupynow

    And to some Germans half-a-century back, Nazism was beautiful and so was Leni Reifenstahl.

    Occupy now, Wall Street, not Palestine.

  • @noamorwell i will always support israel there is no palestine and no palestinian people, please do you research and don't just believe the jihadist propaganda.

  • @occupynow Jihadist propaganda indeed, like every other inconvenient truth showing America in not so flattering light...I cease to see any point in taking this discussion further with someone as patently deluded as you are

  • @noamorwell what are you going to try to tell me there is a historical palestine and a distinct palestinian people puhhhhhhleeeezzzzz. try to tell me this so i can bitch smack you with facts and truth please try me. educate me on jihadism i am waiting.

  • so hot, even/especially in jeans and a tshirt

  • V for Vendetta oh yeah.

  • @travelingcarpenter Truly was a fantastic and moving movie. Loved her in it, and was a perfect choice.

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  • What's up with the clothes? :S

  • T SHIRT AND JEANS ..I LOVE THAT BITCH...

  • conan is a fuckin douchbag

  • conan was kinda drab back then. hes gotten alot funnier

  • @occupynow and again, that is an opinion you can form only if your experience with artists is limited to the pseudo-art and pseudo-intellectualism hipsters themselves create. true artists are never hipster; the apathy and cold insincerity of the hipster mindset is incapable of creating art of any lasting value.

  • @superclaydude what you consider a hipster is the apathetic, whiney, pseudo-intellectual, poser, the kind that don't create anything... i know what you mean. however the word for better or worse describes any cool person in their 20's-40's even 50's now who has liberal political views, values a holistic approach to life, has non-materialistic bohemian values, new age spiritual beliefs, an appreciation of any of the different art forms, is a foodie, and is part of any subculture now.

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  • ..Nothing more a bitchy attitude and a crappy take on art. I'm sorry if I may come off as overly combative or anything; it's just maddening on how hipsters have so screwed up the view of art or intellectualism so that, in many people's minds, "art" and "hipster" are synonymous.

  • @superclaydude in a way they are now though

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  • @occupynow ...only because of the fucking hipsters. I can't wait till this trend dies off.

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  • She s so cute n hot at the same time!!

  • Irony, she looks like Leia with the hair doo.

  • @mi5anthrope and i love her with every fiber of my heart.

  • @malinko35 Kike detected.

  • @mi5anthrope Meh, some people would call me a "spic". But, to each their own.

  • @malinko35 Spic eh, almost as bad as a jew.

  • @mi5anthrope whoa whoa whoa. she is a beautiful and wondeful person, especially since she is Jewish. Watch your mouth. dont be a Nazi cuz we know what Nazis did to Germany. ruined their economy and split their country in two for more than 25 years. Go get a life and stop running your mouth. Cuz clearly you need a mother to tell u to stop saying naughty things. GEEZ. CHILD.

  • @LisTheZoltar ROFL, clearly you know shit all about Germany.

  • @LisTheZoltar Yes the irony. The oppressed becomes the oppressor. I have no problem with Jewish people as individuals, but Israel can go to Hell.

  • @candyrain009 "but Israel can go to Hell."

    What do you think Earth is?

  • @candyrain009 may i ask why you don't like Israel?

  • @LisTheZoltar yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no SHU'UP

  • @LisTheZoltar You disgust me.

  • @mi5anthrope To some. :)

  • who saw her in Hesher ?

  • @candyrain009 i did....i only watched the movie because of her lol

  • My first concert was Debbie Gibson, too. I especially like her Playboy appearance. I have so, so many fond memories of the Debster.

  • Open your portal Natalie ....

  • Do we really need a holy war on YouTube? I'm pretty sure nothing has ever been solved in these comments sections. Maybe you could debate shampoo vs conditioner instead, you've a better chance at that...

  • Ef this vid and vote ron paul

  • @maxavail Quran doesn't have any inconsistencies; not even one. That verse you mentioned doesn't contradict anything. It's been take out of context by islamophobes. You can ask Islamic scholars about this stuff since I don't have time to debate everything over YouTube

  • she is more famous than ever and amazing

  • ohh my pretty little hipster jew girl.

  • @occupynow how is she a hipster?

  • @superclaydude well first of all hipsters have co-opted every existing subculture to the point that now if you are countercultural you fall into a hipster sub-group automatically that in it of it self makes her a hipster because she is though she appears in mainstream cinema hardly mainstream she is well known as a bohemian/arty/indie type with eclectic tastes that in it of it self makes her non-mainstream. 2. she is wearing a debbie gibson shirt and obviously does not listen to debbie gibson

  • @occupynow *sigh* stupid hipsters. because of them everything non-mainstream or "under the radar" or whatnot is thought of as theirs. but just because they have co-opted something, that doesn't make it hipster by default. saying bohemian/arty/indie films "with eclectic tastes" are hipster just seems anti-intellectual or anti-art. Art is something that has been with us since the dawn of the cavemen; how could it belong to some snobby contrarian douchebags who wear over-expensive clothes?

  • @superclaydude you misunderstood i was saying that she as a human being is known to be a bohemian/arty/indie type person with eclectic tastes these days if you have these tastes you are a hipster you don't have to fit previous hipster stereo types because they have co-opted every subculture hip hop/r&b, stoner/sk8,nerd/geek, punk/goth, reggae/hippy, club/dance, lgbt/fashion and now even heavy metal hipsters have arrived mostly it is just people looking for something authentic in a plastic world

  • @superclaydude i am def not anti-culture, anti- art, or anti-intellectual btw however the market for avant garde/indie/alt/bohemian is clearly older intellectuals (babyboomers and older) and hipsters (everyone younger than a babyboomer who is bohemian/arty/alt/ indie type, now i know about the pseudo intellectual, poser, my shitty taste is good taste porn 'stache because it is ironic pizza tattoo type exclusively drinking pbr, and wearing skinny jeans but they are just lame

  • @occupynow I know what you're talking about. I mean, there are genuinely good indie films out there; the majority are garbage (even the "film festival" winners are sometimes cringe-inducing to watch, they're that bad) but occasionally one finds a gem if you know where to look.

    And I didn't misunderstand you; I knew what you were talking about. I was just anticipating the sort of response someone genuinely opposed to art or intellectualism would bring up.

  • she's hot even bald...

  • 8:14 - 8:22 cackle

  • yay Debbie Gibson!!!

  • Eh I would rather hang out with a clean beautiful Jew like Natalie than a dirty never bathed racist Muslim any day but that's just me since we're bringing religion into this

  • Eight years old. She hasn't grown since.

  • Bar nun the coolest, sexiest, most talented actress ever!

  • @TRUTHringsTRUE She's a bald midget with no breasts, i.e. not sexy.

  • She's so awesome!

  • quiet you youtubers and watch the video!!!

  • @Muslim4Lyfe64 How does the part about how you're supposed to murder your fellow man make it a perfect religion?

  • @Muslim4Lyfe64 The Quran does have inconsistencies but the worst part are things like Sura 9:5. Muslims may be imperfect but the Quran is pretty far from perfect, too.

  • So tiny, wanna touch the hinnie !

  • Portman is cool, and hot.

  • She's so chill and beautiful GOD DAM !

  • What's that smell

  • lord of the rings fan would win

    

  • holy shiiiiit

  • I think I have a lady crush on natalie portman, she is perfect! smart, funny, cool beautiful, argh!

  • so cute...

    

  • is that a headband made of hair shes wearing?

  • she is so cute...

  • poor conan sounds like he has a cold

  • @Muslim4Lyfe64 But yes, Zionists are terrible. The war in the Middle East is too.

  • "In need of cash i'll go", spoken like a true greedy jew.

  • @superclaydude

    Islam is perfect, but Muslims aren't. Yes, I agree with you about Portman. She is very narcissistic and highly overrated. Not to mention that she is a rabid Zionist. People must wonder how does someone sleep at night knowing that they are occupying another people, treating them worse than they would their own animals. And muslims are the savages?

  • @Muslim4Lyfe64 I was talking about Megan Fox....

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  • @Muslim4Lyfe64 Islam is perfect for who? there are plenty of people in disagreement with you. are there parts of the quran that you outright ignore? Im not saying the middle east conflict is in any way intelligent on all sides. im saying the shia and sunni schools are feuding over conflicts hundreds of years old and somehow none of this has been stopped by your perfect ideology. i had my friend translate parts of the quran for me. some of it is pure BS man

  • whats up with the hair ???

  • @Packerd01 Oh, and btw, whatever you may think of the Quran, the actual truth is that even the Bible has more verses about war than does the Quran; God/Yahweh ordered more cold genocide than Mohammed could lay a finger on. Islam isn't perfect, but even Muslim theologians acknowledge that it's only a small but devoted fringe of Muslim practitioners that carry out what we see in the news. Do your research.

  • @superclaydude sure their probably all in a pub in heaven having a great old laugh watching us

  • @Packerd01 Delusional islamophobic rightwing nutjob.

  • @Packerd01 And your point? I consider myself a liberal on most issues but I love Ron Paul. Herman Cain not so much; the rest I don't know so much about. I may not agree with Paul on the more controversial matters, but most of the time I think he's right. The majority of American conservatism is just too damn anti-intellectual to make peace with the rest of the world and to take seriously. Look at Sarah Palin, George W., Ann Coulter--who could scarcely shame America more than they already have.

  • Lost respect for this girl. Shame, I thought she was different to all the other sluts.

  • She wont need a boob job... She do cute...😄😄😄

  • is conan like 6 foot 8 fuck he is so tall. that damn desk is tricking us.

  • how old was she on that clip?

  • @europium21 22

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  • imma marry her.

  • portman oh man! She can cook in my kitchen anytime! :D

  • Just wonder how much like Sinead O'Connor she can possibly look? Especially since she shaved her hair....

  • Just wonder how much like Sinead O'Connor she can possibly look?

  • imagine your a stripper in romania thinking your life sucks and all of a sudden natalie portman comes in!

  • @arenasification i'm sure they wouldn't care, she's mostly popular in English speaking countries.

  • Who would have thought, Natalie Portman is from Israel. Damn she is gorgeous,even bald!

  • I could care less how "tiny" she is. She's an awesome actress and hot as hell in my opinion

  • @CHTWillCome723 Yup. Hot as hell.

  • wow she can pass for a boy

  • she's electric with the beauty of a goddess. 

  • Youtube + Conan + Natalie Portman = 205,929

    Youtube + Letterman + Portman  = 78,712

    Letterman Nerds... Neeeeheoooo!!!

  • @ShazamVanBane Scew Letterman lol. Conan WOOT

  • Natalie Assman. just felt like sayin that.

  • Conan troll face @3:08 very yes.