Watch Me Eat #301: Triple Whopper

[Fattycantu]

What do you think about the Big n' Tasty from McDonalds?

[sarcasmosis]

@Fattycantu it's just as mildly semi-satisfying as the rest. hey, as long as it feels like you ate something, right? or i think that was their marketing slogan anyway.

[Pokemonblast1]

@sarcasmosis burgerking is the best right? :D

[WKahle11]

"I wouldn't have it upside down in the first place, cuz i think thats wrong." That made my day

[ajperrin3]

Nice jump cuts. You stepped up the production quality in season 3.

[SANNAFABICH]

Aren't you worried about cholesterol?

[sarcasmosis]

@SANNAFABICH No. I bathe in fish oil daily. Wait a minute. I made this joke yesterday. 

[PoosNweez]

But I have 3 PS3s....

[tubintaylor]

PICKLE NUMBER 2!

[brcamu]

Hi, I've watched a couple of your videos after being linked from you know where (you should totally do an AMA, by the way), do you have any favourite videos in this series? I'll check those out next.

[sarcasmosis]

@brcamu Hmmm...I don't watch them but people like the KFC one.

[mmatheson94]

I love the facial expressions.

[cassavetes1024]

Triple bypass?

[sarcasmosis]

@cassavetes1024 try wikipedia

[BuffaloEminem]

i have a question, what's your actual job?

[sarcasmosis]

@BuffaloEminem i answer questions for independent internet show production company online

[Mrskateopia31]

He looks like my health teacher.

[Zyrallus]

I don't know how I found your vids, but I'm super happy I did. :p

[PedoBear306]

like the vids! Subscribed! Lmfao,your funny thats the thing! :)

[oatmealninja123]

2:23 LOL

[xDinoSaysMoo]

Hehe...

That was a biq burp ^-^

[MirandaGarza00]

eat origanal sun flour seeds! they are sooooo goooood!

[SRNF]

Damn you are a big guy im surprised that was too much for you. That makes me scared that I'll get out of shape eating these kinda portions when I'm older.

[allthingsawesome2]

cool

[sarcasmosis]

@allthingsawesome2 FUCK YEAH HIGH FIVE

[ChanticleerHegemony]

Mr potato head is looking away in disgust at all the meat!

[sarcasmosis]

@ChanticleerHegemony watch out for 12 fucking ounces mr tater

[CanadiansKicksAss123]

You make me laugh to hard im going to suscribe when i go on my computer :D

[amzcookiemonster]

me and a friend ate one each almost died on how much food there was :'( lol but was a good challenge! altho threw up after :/

[sarcasmosis]

@amzcookiemonster Don't eat too much. Stop eating ten minutes before you feel full.

[TacticalGamesReviews]

@amzcookiemonster lol? that aint almost no food....

[kilsya1]

make me hungry, and make me laugh, bad for my mouth, good for your subscribers.

[HirachieOfSociety]

I'm gonna die... Two seasons ago!

[TheDroozle]

U Yankee wanker

[sarcasmosis]

@TheDroozle yes what

[richjasonjones]

How much is this combo? like 8 dollars?

[pdonofrio99]

Totally missed the triple bypass joke somewhere in there.

[emuunlim]

@sarcasmosis 8:06 wtf?

[gcarp0598]

press 7 as fast as you can

[sarcasmosis]

@gcarp0598 haha do it while listening to watch?v=IT52EyOSxdY

[emuunlim]

@sarcasmosis 1:11 never has a true word been spoken!

[thehuhu]

eat sushi

[MirandaGarza00]

will u eat a burrito with just beans from taco bell sounds boring to eat though doesnt it

[sarcasmosis]

@MirandaGarza00 there's already a fucking taco bell episode

[MirandaGarza00]

@sarcasmosis well i know that but i wanted to eat just a burreto with beans ONLY but i know that thers a vid about that

[sarcasmosis]

@MirandaGarza00 that's weird man you're weird

[MirandaGarza00]

@sarcasmosis well im only 10 years old what do u exsept lol

[bl0xbeats]

@sarcasmosis

looooooooooooooool...

[djallz1]

dude you totally spelled borreato wrong.

[directorbeau]

@sarcasmosis

good one, haha. 

[BigCrusher96]

Yo dawg, I heard ya laik whoppers, so I've put a whopper in a whopper in a whopper so you can eat a whopper while your eating a whopper while eating a whopper!

[ryukthekid]

PLUS you have three items. Burger, drink and fries. But that damn missing bun ruined it.

[peekaboots01]

Each piece of cheese should be on top of each meat patty, but it looks like there are two patties with no cheese and the cheese is piled on the top patty. That's not right. It's not evenly distributed. The McDonald's double cheeseburger has a piece of cheese on each burger but the McDouble only has one piece with two patties which is why the McDouble is cheaper.

[xDSamixx]

Dont think we don't see Patrick Star in the shelf!

[monkeyboy82495]

Lmfao "da fuck you fucken fuck you know I'm fucken eating!"

[XxLaur1285xX]

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK JUST DON'T PUT SO MUCH GOD DAMN KETCHUP ON THERE. This dude is awesome.

[fede16584]

i think that he dont ate since 1 week until that video or hes crazy

[nvm0]

Damn,I wanted to try something from Burger King in our capital city,but I was so full of the food which I ate at the city center...damn :/ oh well.the world's not gonna end just because of that :)

[nvm0]

"The Whopper with cheese and no bullshit" LOL

[Skater100009]

4:00 hahahaaha nice

ladies and gentleman i like to pronounce awwwwwwwwwwwr

[Skater100009]

4:02 hahahaaha nice

[xKluuzx]

For season 4 are you going to eat the Quad Stacker?

[sarcasmosis]

@xKluuzx no it's awful

[nvm0]

2:25 LMAO (When somebody writes to you)

[Gucowski]

3:57 lol

[PS2Damon]

lol you ass hole u made me hungery xD

[KrisDerp]

I think i love you. 

[Infestmyheart]

MR POTATO HEAD IN BACKGROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

[infamousGSR]

Hey man i ate a double whopper while you aint that tripple whopper. what do you got to say about that?

[youngrelleus19]

i love the fries at the bottom of the bag its like a little suprise when ur done with all ur food



[TheSaradominGodsword]

I have a strange feeling that one day he will go on a shooting spree...

[sarcasmosis]

@TheSaradominGodsword Why?

[infamousGSR]

@sarcasmosis LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Polaf3456]

@sarcasmosis Lol cause you eat shit for a youtube show...

[FoREvERXxXsInZ]

@sarcasmosis

what was the best thing you ever ate

[BensonReviews]

@TheSaradominGodsword Or become the next best character actor!

[MatthewDavidParr]

Lol. I'm your host, me, uhmm, this is the internet... XD

[NutsackInTheAsshole]

this shit is so funny. you remind of louis anderson

[minisaia100]

Ain't scared ur parents can watch this? i mean it will be a very big disapoitting thing for them....

[sarcasmosis]

@minisaia100 My family likes the show quite a bit. They're all adults and understand it is a show for adults.

[Ragerel]

@sarcasmosis like porn?

[sarcasmosis]

@Ragerel Yes, exactly like porn. This show is pornography.

[porn1978]

@sarcasmosis I agree! :)

[sewasam]

Stop eatin' food off the floor in HD~~~ haha!

[MasterFreddie1]

Great video! As always!

[daniel849]

Seriously Sarcas, I love to watch one of your shows before I go to work. It gives me a good day everyday! God bless you sir XD

[drbilly100]

congrats on your new season man!!!great show keep em comming :) 3 is the magic number.

[papercanfly]

TRIPLE WHOPPERS ARE THE BEST!

[corky675]

glad your finally back, what things will you be eating this season.

ps. YOU'RE BEAST

[GTAMANIAC1999]

you should have ate three fries at once

[moderndaypen]

How many more three jokes can you make.

Sorry for messaging you. HOW WOULD I KNOW IF YOU WERE DOING A SHOW.

[pqboi]

@moderndaypen subscribe to him. that's the easiest way to know if he has a new show up.

[moderndaypen]

@pqboi he's my best friend and I usually interrupt him while he's filming. Hence him yelling at his computer.

[EternalCrappyKid]

Watch Me Eat 3D

[xdivisionx]

What is the point of this video?

[Kanasto18]

@xdivisionx to be awesomely hilarious and amazing...dont' question it jst love it...i urge u to watch his past video's in order for u to understand why this man is a genius....

[pqboi]

@xdivisionx i thought its pretty obvious. A guy eating a burger does that help?

[NutsackInTheAsshole]

hahaha "that was our hamburger vanishing show, in three acts." hahaha lulzlulzlulz

[doogiediamond]

Oh, Forgot to mention....The BK Whopper beats all other fast food burgers out there!!!

That's just my personal opinion.

[papercanfly]

@doogiediamond FACT!

[secretstream4]

whoppers are quietly the tastiest fast food item, i think

i don't know why you struggled so much with this, you've eaten much more in the past

[doogiediamond]

Double whopper is the biggest you really want to go, After that the burger to bun ratio is off.

If you throw on the 3rd bun...Then you can go for it.

Just means more Ketchup/mayo soup!

[Xiia0Sn00pY]

triple whopper with tripple awesomenus~

[MrCazix]

Where would you place a third bun? Between the top two meat slabs, or the bottom two. This would bother me if done wrong...... Once again a great show!!

[jimbobhk2009]

YAAAAAAAAAAYY !!!!! : D

[gewurzuk]

Three goddamn f**king thumbs up for you, sir! You swear a lot in this one, maybe that 3rd bun in the middle would have calmed you down a bit. Burger King, take note.

[Jaredlikesfilms]

This is what youtube is for, not that Justin Beaver kid.

[Koolkid736]

@Jaredlikesfilms justine beaver* lol