This is so good if you compare it to Newsnight. Recenntly I saw a clip of Paxman with Brian Cox apologising for calling the LHC the 'large hay-dron collider'.
Haha, Morris is a genius. The issue of presenters getting names wrong is something funny to parody, but not something you can easily do without making it look like you've just cocked up yourself. Very well done, very funny :P
@Eddydiesel You may think I was being pedantic but I said what I said out of a genuine desire to inform. I wasn't trying to show of- what would be the point? No-one who reads the comment will know me personally.I assume the person who I replied to has read what I said and now knows more than they did previously
Now, in reply to your comment- correct does have 2 r's, I have 2 tesicals, and you likely have no penis (I assume feign belonging to the male gender with a great name like Eddydiesel).
@tpmableful Dickhead has no f's in it, as does the word twat and the phrase 'you're very wery ugy' also has no f's in it what-so-ever. I wont bother cunting the f's in 'grow up' (oops, seems I've accidentally left out another letter somewhwere)
I totally agree. The flexibility of language should be respected. No Oxford snob has the right to tell me or anybody which words are and aren't 'real words'. Still, I think the issue is a little different when you're talking about names. I guess the correct pronunciation is the one the person themselves chooses to adopt.
Well noticed. The 'Kintobor' bit of the name is deliberately Robotnik backwards. It comes from the Sonic the Hedgehog comics I used to read. In one of them it explains that Sonic and Robotnik used to be friends until an experiment went wrong, reversing Dr Kintobor's personality... and his name.
john fashanu had a softboy reputation but later in his career was involved in some corruption. Also his footballing brother or cousin declared he was gay and got killed. So his man has a funny history
I am in a war with someone on a Gervais/Dragon's Den spoof with idiots rambling on about him being the best comedian in the world EVER EVER etc I point to The Day Today, Brass Eye and Big Train as being far funnier than that pot bellied little gimp. If you haven't checked it - search Youtube for some of the classicv Big Train clips
Karma caught him in the end. He attempted to disable Ryan Giggs in 95, missed, and ended up having to retire with injury he sustained from his barbarity.
12 people say FashANu.
flaggerify 1 month ago
I've decided that TV peaked with this moment. Everyone else might as well give up.
AlbertBundy 2 months ago 6
Wait, which one pronounced it wrong then?
pacmansays 2 months ago
LOL
CalumMaclean23 2 months ago
i wish that were a real show cause that was such an awesome trailer why cant tv trailers be like this these days it would gain so many ratings lol
tosspot86 3 months ago
This is so good if you compare it to Newsnight. Recenntly I saw a clip of Paxman with Brian Cox apologising for calling the LHC the 'large hay-dron collider'.
adcashmo 4 months ago
This remains possibly the funniest thing I have ever seen on television.
theploughmanslunch 4 months ago
JOHN FASHANU.
zionravescene 4 months ago
this is my mates dad
THEGODFATHER2111 6 months ago
Hello All. Does anyone know the music played in the background? I'd like to use it in a video I'm making.
baztrees 6 months ago
@baztrees wiki says it's part of the augurs of spring
ModLawyer 6 months ago
@ModLawyer thanks mate. appreciate it!
baztrees 6 months ago
@baztrees rite of spring by stravinsky
justanopinionyeah 5 months ago
:))) Still very, very funny all these years on.
ShizuokaDolphin 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
More like John Fashanuable.
CaeserOct 8 months ago in playlist To Watch
Who is that programme about?
DJEdSaunders 10 months ago
@DJEdSaunders JOHN FASHANU.
GallagherWellerBrown 9 months ago
John Fashanu is homophobic
pikkolooo1987 10 months ago 3
@pikkolooo1987 Your point...
GallagherWellerBrown 9 months ago
@GallagherWellerBrown
exscuseme but what do you want?
pikkolooo1987 9 months ago
@pikkolooo1987 To watch an amusing clip of John Fashanu. You?
GallagherWellerBrown 9 months ago
I like the part where he says "John Fashanu"
MastaEss 11 months ago 3
Holy fuck how many years later and i'm still giggling like an idiot child, and yes i've replayed it about 4 times tonight.
SarahMacgregor 1 year ago 2
John Fnarshuu
qster 1 year ago
I remember that this made me laugh more than anything else in the whole series. Just simple and genuis.
Gary190tube 1 year ago 2
@Gary190tube Ha i remember rewinding this bit often back in ye olde days of videotapes.
SarahMacgregor 1 year ago
YES!
zionravescene 1 year ago
john fashanu
OkJohnnyLetsGo 1 year ago 5
i enjoyed the john fashanu show thx
XtalGameVids 1 year ago
ALL HAIL JOHN FASHANU!
manladyyasser 1 year ago 2
one of my favourite clips. Nice bit of gobbing by JF to boot!
christschinwon 1 year ago
Well as John Fashanu himself would say.... "Succulent".
CustomJ 1 year ago
john fashanu
horsedoctorman 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Also don't forget to Google:
"the fashanu report"
What he tried to do to Bob Minton and others.
mrgreebly 1 year ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
John Fashanu John Fashanu John Fashanu is GAAAAAAYYY
Imperiorus 2 years ago
"Well, do I? DO I? Do I look cool? DO I REALLY LOOK COOL? Do I? DO I?"
"Yes or no? Find out later on THE DAY TODAY."
hctee 2 years ago 4
There's no end to this show's brilliance.
PurushaDesa 2 years ago 31
if you like this nonsense have a look at charlie brooker.
goodtimes0000 2 years ago
Already do. Love the guy. He's one of the main reasons I finally caught The Wire - did not regret it.
PurushaDesa 2 years ago
Haha, Morris is a genius. The issue of presenters getting names wrong is something funny to parody, but not something you can easily do without making it look like you've just cocked up yourself. Very well done, very funny :P
BrosoKintobor 2 years ago 22
@BrosoKintobor technically there is no accepted (or corect) pronunciation for a word- it is rather a variant on the most common pronunciation.
yossariancomplex 1 year ago
@yossariancomplex Correct has two r's
Eddydiesel 1 year ago
@Eddydiesel You may think I was being pedantic but I said what I said out of a genuine desire to inform. I wasn't trying to show of- what would be the point? No-one who reads the comment will know me personally.I assume the person who I replied to has read what I said and now knows more than they did previously
Now, in reply to your comment- correct does have 2 r's, I have 2 tesicals, and you likely have no penis (I assume feign belonging to the male gender with a great name like Eddydiesel).
yossariancomplex 1 year ago
@yossariancomplex 'Off' has two 'f's
tpmableful 1 year ago
@tpmableful Dickhead has no f's in it, as does the word twat and the phrase 'you're very wery ugy' also has no f's in it what-so-ever. I wont bother cunting the f's in 'grow up' (oops, seems I've accidentally left out another letter somewhwere)
yossariancomplex 1 year ago
@yossariancomplex You haven't an effin' clue
tpmableful 1 year ago
@yossariancomplex
I totally agree. The flexibility of language should be respected. No Oxford snob has the right to tell me or anybody which words are and aren't 'real words'. Still, I think the issue is a little different when you're talking about names. I guess the correct pronunciation is the one the person themselves chooses to adopt.
BrosoKintobor 1 year ago
@BrosoKintobor did you realise that if you spelt your name backwards it would be Osorb Robotnik
jimmyshitbags 1 year ago
@jimmyshitbags
Well noticed. The 'Kintobor' bit of the name is deliberately Robotnik backwards. It comes from the Sonic the Hedgehog comics I used to read. In one of them it explains that Sonic and Robotnik used to be friends until an experiment went wrong, reversing Dr Kintobor's personality... and his name.
I'm a nerd and proud.
BrosoKintobor 11 months ago
Love the Day Today- sheer class.
crazylegendarydude86 2 years ago 9
I like the attempted flying at the end of the video interesting, I bet he could fly and all, cute!(Helen Oyekan)
Blessedb8 2 years ago
It's John Fasharnu actually.
bazmataz 2 years ago 4
John Fashanu!!
cmrules 3 years ago
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gerrabath 3 years ago
He disowned his gay brother. Shame on you.
MickeyLove01 3 years ago 7
John Fashanu, John Fashanu, John Fashanu, John Fashanu, John Fashanu, John Fashanu....that's John Fash-ah-nu...
mikemikev 3 years ago 4
John Fashanu.... Johhn Fashanu...
Yeah, The Day Today is sheer comic brilliance.
AshatheMuffin 3 years ago 2
Comedy gold, the music does it for me!!
cmrules 3 years ago 2
Lovely
Blessedb8 3 years ago
The Day today is without a doubt the funniest series ever made.
jnptunbridge 3 years ago 3
fashanu a giocare a calcio sembra mia nonna qndi fa cagare
sasabasuna 3 years ago
a satire of a news anchorman reliant on his autocue
myexit 3 years ago 2
The fucking music cracks me up, proper moody like some horror/thriller film. John Fash-ar-nu
wonietang123 3 years ago 5
John Fashanu is to the UK GLADIATORS as Mike Admel is to the AMERICAN GLADIATORS
smashwhammy 3 years ago
Piotrish is a Sky bitch and shags his dad
nedpoins 3 years ago
i just typed in john fashanu in the hope this would be here. hehe
mrchoochoohead 3 years ago 3
LMAO!! John Fashanu, its very catchy. I want to see this documentary.
tulloch86 3 years ago
hahahahhaahhaahhaahhahahahahahahah best thing i ever seen im not joking
seankinsellasean 3 years ago
i don't know why that's funny... it just is!
amanijuu08 3 years ago
was a good documentary..
olihall91 3 years ago
I think it's meant to satirise lazy, arrogant anchormen who just read the autocue and pay no attention to the clips they introduce.
tigerboy1966 3 years ago 3
Fergal Hunter is a Cunt.
yourmumiz 3 years ago
JOHN FASHANU! JOHN FASHANU!
(you just can't resist).
eamonncake 3 years ago 2
Can you sum it up in a word?
No
A sound?
Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr.
Spartacus thankyou.
dazzybabe 3 years ago
john fashanu had a softboy reputation but later in his career was involved in some corruption. Also his footballing brother or cousin declared he was gay and got killed. So his man has a funny history
dariusb27 4 years ago
hehe yup, weird and makes no sense, but still very funny =D
darksmiley 4 years ago
That's John Fash-ar-nu, tonight on BBC Two
aarghapanda 4 years ago
lols my ass off
odiedodieuk 3 years ago
I am in a war with someone on a Gervais/Dragon's Den spoof with idiots rambling on about him being the best comedian in the world EVER EVER etc I point to The Day Today, Brass Eye and Big Train as being far funnier than that pot bellied little gimp. If you haven't checked it - search Youtube for some of the classicv Big Train clips
drexx74 4 years ago 5
Agreed. But when Big Train was bad it was very bad, and when it was good it was genius.
SlugThumper 3 years ago
I dont get it, but its somehow still funny D:
sSereth 4 years ago
Got this! I love the way the name rolls off Chris Morris's tongue. JOHN FA - SHARN - U! Mike S.
hugalove 4 years ago
sooo fucking funny
pennywize 4 years ago
ROFLMAO
KingKurt 4 years ago
Brilliant, Fucking brilliant.
krib2501 4 years ago
holy fuck... what a man!
raborian 4 years ago
Genius. Chris Morris is a legend.
PeterYJM 4 years ago
Classic clip. Thanks!
pw3uk 4 years ago
Lol ... wtf was that?!
superkally 4 years ago
awooga!!!
boro619 4 years ago
I have no respect for John at all. He disowned his own brother, Justin and he ended the playing career of Martin O'Neill in a crunching tackle.
lewis72 4 years ago
Well I thought he did, although having read up on it I can't find anything.
lewis72 4 years ago
Right, it was a tackle with JOHN O'Neill that made him retire from footy, not Martin.
lewis72 4 years ago
Karma caught him in the end. He attempted to disable Ryan Giggs in 95, missed, and ended up having to retire with injury he sustained from his barbarity.
cajjer 4 years ago
Shame. Anyone who tries to disable a Man Utd player should get a knighthood.
SlugThumper 4 years ago 2
those are the headlines; God I wish they weren't
TheUniversalCynic 4 years ago
lol
djedd23 4 years ago
thats the greatest!!
KaYfabe79 4 years ago
SHUT IT ALAN IVE GOT NEWS!
troll2rocks 4 years ago
what the heck ?
dominic2k 4 years ago
Awooga!
DonAsterio 5 years ago
News felch
crumb11 5 years ago
Fact into doubt won't go
SharkyArthur 5 years ago
because fact, times importance equals NEWS
droolies 5 years ago
Classic.
Craiging619 5 years ago
Meh it's funny,but Brass Eye is better!
iamthegreatest2006 5 years ago
Awesome.
shamblesuk 5 years ago
JOHN FASHARNU!
theoban 5 years ago
Now fact me till I fart.
mummyfunster 5 years ago
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
kristiaaaan 5 years ago
Those are the headlines.... got I wish they weren't!
RafaElGaffer 5 years ago
ahaha!
jonathanswift 5 years ago
Dr fact is knocking at the door. Somebody please! let the man in!
Additivesfree 5 years ago
Because Fact into Doubt won't go!
BlueCrayon77 5 years ago