@fasterthantak Very nice. I appluad you. But the only reason Bruce Lee won was because it was his movie. If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee fought off screen, the world would of imploded, and we would of all died.
everyone says I look like Weird AL so I'm teaming up with Coolio & Flea & anyone to help FIGHT BACK......video not done so for NOW....Reverb Nation . com / by definition
for my song "I Don't look like Weird AL" .....thank GOD
search YouTube for : "Killer Coconuts" .. "3-some masturbation" .. "call it hot orgy"
Anyone who likes Chuck Norris never grew up watching Chuck Norris. Norris is a "fad" to these young folks (and I'm only 24!) CNR was on X-Files and Match Game, ferchristsakes!
This isn't the full song. After the manatee part, there's a verse that goes: Charles Nelson Reilly sold his toenail clippings As a potent aphrodisiac He ran a four minute mile blindfolded With an engine block strapped to his back He could eat more frozen waffles Than any other man I know Once he fell off the Chrysler building And he barely even stubbed his toe Had a tiny little scratch on his toe Didn't even hurt
@Fr8monkey my friend you misunderstod something. Charles Nelson Reliey created himself because he wanted it that way. That thing which you call "God" has no power over Cnr
i put super glue on one of the keys on the key board youll never guess which on it is hahahahahqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqhelp meqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq
CNR also played the voice of "The dirty bubble" in some of the mermaidman and barnacle boy episodes of spongebob- im not sure if he did it every time, but i know he did some of the older episodes
@ryrysteam nbbbnbnbbbbnbbnnbmbhbbhhbn bbbbnnbnbnbnbnb nb nb nb nnb nb nnb nb nb nnb b nb nb nb nb n bnb n n bnb nb bnbnbnbnbn nb bn bn bn nb nb nb nb nb nb nb nnb nb nb nb nb n i thumbed ur comment lol
Charles Nelson Reilly and Bruce Lee were the only ones who could've killed Chuck Norris, but Bruce Lee didn't live long enough to place Chuck's head in his trophy room.
I can't believe they skipped these lyrics... Its on the CD, but not here... hmmmm Charles Nelson Reilly sold his toenail clippings As a potent aphrodisiac He ran a four minute mile blindfolded With an engine block strapped to his back He could eat more frozen waffles Then any other man I know Once he fell off the Chrysler building And he barely even stubbed his toe Had a tiny little scratch on his toe Didn't even hurt
@john3000931 of course, if you've worn pants, you would unzip it first in order to pull them down right...? Unless you have a hole in your pants that you use to take a shit.
@john3000931 Supposed to. Most of Al's albums have his well-known parodies and original songs, but he usually puts one in there on each that isn't a direct parody of a band, but one based on a particular style or sound.
You guys know Weird Al only used Chuck Norris Reilly because he has the initials of Chuck Norris Facts? He is a real person, but the only real reason was to use Chuck NOrris facts. Like so people can see this.
ok what did this guy do? lol i've seen him in match game. that's all
AnimeArkansan01 3 hours ago in playlist Weird Al
still Chuck Norris leaves on and this guy is dead...
tanello2 3 hours ago
1:37 he all ways reminds me of grant from myth busters
roygibve 20 hours ago in playlist Top Tracks for Weird Al Yankovic
:errr: CHUCK NORRIS
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2:04 Whelm Scream
Pinkamena495 2 days ago
Not a very accurate parody of the White Stripes. The drums sound like they were played by a musician.
MyNameIsBucket 3 days ago
whats jibjab?
finalfantasyVII2 4 days ago
@finalfantasyVII2 it's what he used to make this. look it up
amohotepv 23 hours ago
OMG ... HE CAUGHT CHUCK NORRIS ... WOW ... EPIC :L
hajikebakasurvivor 5 days ago
1:14-1:20 that is a weird two hours!
sebuscusify 5 days ago
Epic, goes to show that a good music video, can make or break you, because, in real life, CNR is a pansy that pansies would make fun of.
Nomoreidsleft 6 days ago
was this a parody, cause if so id like to hear the orriginal
crazyholmes97 6 days ago
@crazyholmes97 It isn't a parody of a specific song, but based on the style of The White Stripes :)
Valce 5 days ago
@crazyholmes97 Dead leaves and the dirty ground is really close to this
TheAidan134 1 day ago
chuck norris is hanging on his wall as a trophy. Hes only faking...
themettaloid1 1 week ago
69 people dislike this video.
globonto 1 week ago
there was a catapult
Thatpersonism 1 week ago
69 people messed with CNR.
NezuChiza 1 week ago
He got Grant Imahara!
shmood3000 1 week ago
0:00 JibJab o3o;
CultureShockSix 1 week ago
Its funnier if you know who CNR is hahaha
superVGstudios64 1 week ago
what song was this making fun originally?
themettaloid1 1 week ago
@themettaloid1 It's not a song parody, it's a style parody of the White Stripes.
NezuChiza 1 week ago
@NezuChiza ah, alrighty. Its still good though.
themettaloid1 1 week ago
1:30 for lazer beam eyes.
demoniccheesepuff274 1 week ago
@fasterthantak Very nice. I appluad you. But the only reason Bruce Lee won was because it was his movie. If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee fought off screen, the world would of imploded, and we would of all died.
CertainOpinonsBlog97 1 week ago
@Minecraftineer998 It's a style parody of The White Stripes
Ashmis86 1 week ago
Impossible, Chuck Norris is second to none. CNR could never do that.
CertainOpinonsBlog97 1 week ago
@CertainOpinonsBlog97 but bruce lee could
fasterthantak 1 week ago
@CertainOpinonsBlog97
Chuck Norris is a tool and he's out. Liam Neeson is in, not to mention Bruce Lee handed Chuck Norris' ass to him.
SSTTEEAALLTTHH 1 week ago
@SSTTEEAALLTTHH Bruce Lee taught Chucke Norris everything he knows... litterally!
RictusHolloweye 1 week ago
Don't know him...
Petrander 1 week ago
what song is this based off of?
Minecraftineer998 1 week ago
HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS EXISTED.
Ramonajunie3 2 weeks ago
This isn't Charles Nelson Reily! This is Gordon Freeman!
Mousedigits1 2 weeks ago
little do people know I killed Chuck Norris AND Charles Nelson Reliey
wizardkas 2 weeks ago
@wizardkas
by being lame
cool25837005 1 week ago
no he is chuck norris.
Recesity 2 weeks ago in playlist YouTube Mix for Weird Al Yankovic
Geno R was no slouch; served his country in WWII, kept doing MatchGame when the powers told him he was too old.
alpha18412 2 weeks ago
give this thums up if you heard the wilhelm scream
halotriggerhappy58 2 weeks ago
I Just Was JibJabing...
TheMinecraftTactical 2 weeks ago
Your move, Chuck Norris.
legostealth42 2 weeks ago
white stripes drummer SUCKS .....of course THAT might be WHY she got the job
search youtube for "3-some masturbation" ... "SOS who do you call" ... "drummer boy falls for YOU live" for a 44 sec. LOL
bydeffinition 2 weeks ago
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everyone says I look like Weird AL so I'm teaming up with Coolio & Flea & anyone to help FIGHT BACK......video not done so for NOW....Reverb Nation . com / by definition
for my song "I Don't look like Weird AL" .....thank GOD
search YouTube for : "Killer Coconuts" .. "3-some masturbation" .. "call it hot orgy"
bydeffinition 2 weeks ago
Anyone who likes Chuck Norris never grew up watching Chuck Norris. Norris is a "fad" to these young folks (and I'm only 24!) CNR was on X-Files and Match Game, ferchristsakes!
TheDylanAllison 2 weeks ago
The only reason Chuck allows CNR to live is because he gets bored with masacreing, ocassionally he likes to just murder people.
pivotman64 2 weeks ago
Adu767 2 weeks ago
1:37 : poor asian man, he lost his subway sanwich
raikou889 2 weeks ago
Charles Nelson Reilly is so tough, he gave me a black eye while I watched this video.
pyrogyra72 2 weeks ago
!!NOT!! SUBWAY!! GUY!!
awsomegillis21 2 weeks ago
OKAY CHUCK NORRIS SUCKS LIKE A VACUME!!!!
MYLORDOZZYOSBOURNE 2 weeks ago
God made Charles Nelson Reliey just to give Chuck Norris nightmares....
Fr8monkey 3 weeks ago 37
@Fr8monkey my friend you misunderstod something. Charles Nelson Reliey created himself because he wanted it that way. That thing which you call "God" has no power over Cnr
ImitableChaor 2 weeks ago
@Fr8monkey no god made him to scare chucks evil twin that accumulated with him
crazymanchinman 2 weeks ago
CNR= Chuck Norris Rules!
commandocodytb 3 weeks ago
@commandocodytb Cnr has chuck norris head on the wall at 0:51
TonPappa 2 weeks ago
Thank godness Al got away unharmed...to make some more new good videos
parasztj 3 weeks ago
1:38, looks like freddiew
stompydingdong 3 weeks ago
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stompydingdong 3 weeks ago
i wonder what CNR would think about about this
mrturtleguy23 3 weeks ago
Yankovic is a god
feidtublec 3 weeks ago
it's Dwight Schrute :D
Margancofkea 3 weeks ago
HE CAUGHT CHUCK NORRIS!! 0:51
ninjaLion999 3 weeks ago 54
@ninjaLion999 The most dangerous game...
shortchad323 1 week ago
@ninjaLion999 IT CAN'T BE!
TBlenx1995 1 day ago
@TBlenx1995 oh, but it can, bitch
amohotepv 23 hours ago
Charles Nelson Riley should replace Chuck Norris now that Norris has gone all christofascist!
otakucode 4 weeks ago
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ok im gonna ask the question, who the fuck is Charles Nelson Reiley?!?
Jakester157 4 weeks ago
@Jakester157 rl comic, its a tribute
catseye10000 3 weeks ago
This song might have made more people aware of who Charles Nelson Reily was than Charles Nelson Reily did
MrJPsAccount 4 weeks ago
i put super glue on one of the keys on the key board youll never guess which on it is hahahahahqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqhelp meqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq
MrScooperpooper 4 weeks ago
cnr vs chuck norris now that id like 2 see
noel5050 1 month ago
JibJab :D
TheMinecraftTactical 1 month ago
67 people had Charles Nelson Reilly unhinge his jaw, and swallow their Volkswagen whole.
Blucan85 1 month ago
DID ANYONE ELSE SEE CHUCK NORRIS HEAD ON THE WALL......THAT WOULD BE AN EPIC BATTLE OF THE AGES
MrMgpd802 1 month ago
i love this song! anyone see it on jibjab?
multimadscience 1 month ago
i made love to a shark top that cnr
zmarie1104 1 month ago in playlist Weird Al Yankovic Playlist
67 people got their face bashed in with a shovel
righteoussolemn 1 month ago
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diablo10118 1 month ago
Charles Nelson Reilly sold his toenail clippin's as a potent aphrodisiac
He ran a four minute mile blindfolded with an engine block strapped to his back
He could eat more frozen waffles than any other man I know
Once he fell off the Chrysler building and he barely even stubbed his toe
Had a tiny little scratch on his toe; didn't even hurt!
smega39 1 month ago
I thought this was about cnr, not Chuck Norris...
Ateisticki 1 month ago
rest in peace cnr
cryptidprof 1 month ago
Weird Al's only about six years late with this one.
theguywhohasalife 1 month ago
All this burning ear wax is caused global warming.
SkuIICrusherGhost 1 month ago
White Stripes
Pervescolar 1 month ago in playlist Más vídeos de alyankovicVEVO
chuck norris head on 0:52
bangasou12 1 month ago
haha pause at 2:06. that is the face of ultimate achievement!
BigJT2010 1 month ago
what song is this a parody of?
wwelovr29 1 month ago
@wwelovr29 Not all of Al's music is direct parody. CNR is actually a "style parody" of The White Stripes.
coredumperror 1 month ago 3
Jack White is soooo epic.
Greenslime300 1 month ago
Charles Nelson Reilly taught Chuck Norris everything he knows.
garymc2000 1 month ago
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Arcamonde 1 month ago
@garymc2000 Ignore my last comment, lol
Arcamonde 1 month ago
@garymc2000 and itaght charles Nelson reily everything he knew =P
ultraking312 1 month ago
66 people are gonna be defaced be a shovle or shot with lazer beam eyes
imepic424 1 month ago
weird al, you got it all wrong,CNR won the tour de france without a bike :D
imepic424 1 month ago
I'm going to be ashamed of this but..
Is this song about Chuck Norris?
diablo10118 1 month ago
@diablo10118 no charles nelson reily is who its about.
ultraking312 1 month ago
face plam at 2:27
commandocodytb 1 month ago
THIS SONG IS EPIC
commandocodytb 1 month ago
the most amazing part is his own line at the DMV!
zblaber 1 month ago
CNR disliked this song 66 times because it made him look like a pussy.
kenscottmaclean1 1 month ago
memorized it.
dayton3200 1 month ago
They used JibJab to make this video. lol
MustyRunner 1 month ago
Im not sure why, but i cant get enough of this song. I dont really know who CNR was besides a celeb on the match game. Al is funny though.
caviechick 1 month ago
@caviechick
CNR also played the voice of "The dirty bubble" in some of the mermaidman and barnacle boy episodes of spongebob- im not sure if he did it every time, but i know he did some of the older episodes
ryrysteam 1 month ago
@ryrysteam he did the voice until he passed away
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00:50 Dear god... he mounted chuck Norris's head...
miclovin222 1 month ago in playlist YouTube Mix for Weird Al Yankovic
00:50 Dear god... he mounted chuck norris's head...
miclovin222 1 month ago in playlist YouTube Mix for Weird Al Yankovic
00:50 Dear god... he mounted chuck norris's head...
miclovin222 1 month ago in playlist YouTube Mix for Weird Al Yankovic
You know what else CNR stands for? CHUCK NORRIS RULES!!!
OmegaBlack2609 1 month ago
This dude is so badass that he dosent need jokes about him unlike Chuck Norris.
Andeserfan95 1 month ago
At the VERY BEGINNING of the video, it says "jibjab" if you pause.
What the HECK is jibjab?
RetepBocaj42 1 month ago
@RetepBocaj42
It's a site which features a lot of this style of animation. They're the ones who did "This land is your land"
Orenotter 1 month ago
My favorite part was @0:45 - that parody of Meg White is spot-on, as she can't drum for shit.
tjman543 1 month ago
Is this song directly based on anything?
ItsKocot 1 month ago
@ItsKocot It's a parody of the songwriting style of The White Stripes.
Valkodu 1 month ago
@Valkodu okay, thanks for the info.
ItsKocot 1 month ago
Was that Grant Imahara from the myth busters eating a subway before his brain got fried :)
McCrostie1987 1 month ago 2
@McCrostie1987 Grant has more hair.
Orenotter 1 month ago
CNR recently assassinated 66 users. To click the dislike button on CNR is to sign your own death warrant!
Algahiem 1 month ago
Hey one of you time travelers, show this to CNR
zakquack 1 month ago
thumbsadpifjdpapio up if adpoifajdpoifj you adjfasdoif head-bdfadjfapdfjanged along to the guiasdfjasditar
thumbs up if you head-banged along to the guitar*
i've gotta stop headbanging so close to the keyboard....
ryrysteam 1 month ago 54
@ryrysteam nbbbnbnbbbbnbbnnbmbhbbhhbn bbbbnnbnbnbnbnb nb nb nb nnb nb nnb nb nb nnb b nb nb nb nb n bnb n n bnb nb bnbnbnbnbn nb bn bn bn nb nb nb nb nb nb nb nnb nb nb nb nb n i thumbed ur comment lol
MrDragonpokeball 4 weeks ago
XD those are some big ass heads
wolfwild432 1 month ago
CNR doesnt mean charles neilson reily, it means Chuck Norris, Run
jetrulez123 1 month ago
@jetrulez123 chuck norris could beat him down
ttv0 1 month ago
@ttv0 *beats the shit out chuck norris and charles nelson reilly then glares at oyu* what did you say? >=O
ultraking312 1 month ago
chuck norris would roundhouse kick the lazers back at CNR and he wwould die
jetrulez123 1 month ago
Charles Nelson Reilly and Bruce Lee were the only ones who could've killed Chuck Norris, but Bruce Lee didn't live long enough to place Chuck's head in his trophy room.
jerryfor2012 1 month ago in playlist Wierd Al Yankovic
Sorry, 2:02.
RetepBocaj42 1 month ago
2:04 Wilhelm!
RetepBocaj42 1 month ago
@Metroidkalib his head was on the wall still :)
Laxbro284 1 month ago
Thumbs up if you bought the Alpocalypse CD just from listening to this song.
SpyroGamer2008 1 month ago 40
Thumbs up if you looked up on Google who Charles Nelson Reiley was after this video was over.
SpyroGamer2008 1 month ago 3
lol i sung this at school while playing guitar everyone loved it =D
ultraking312 1 month ago
Eat your heart out Chuck Norris.
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ultraking312 1 month ago
CNR couldnt kill chuck norris that is a lie. Sorry AL!!!By the way you are still cool but CNR means Chuck Norris Rules!!!
HoustonOwnby 1 month ago
@HoustonOwnby i saw cnr kill chuck norris =o
ultraking312 1 month ago
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0:51 Chuck Norris's head is mounted on the wall behind CNR.
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LCDRformat 1 month ago
I played with this on JibJab.com
minmin639 2 months ago
it's weird how people just say "thumbs up" for there comment and gets all of the thumbs up.
trog6050 2 months ago
I always keep coming back just to see the epic moose-kick.
YeahBro0 2 months ago
SKYRIM AT 1:30
Rangernewb5550 2 months ago
Why did he pull up his zip if we was taking a shit?
john3000931 2 months ago
@john3000931 of course, if you've worn pants, you would unzip it first in order to pull them down right...? Unless you have a hole in your pants that you use to take a shit.
jerryfor2012 1 month ago in playlist Wierd Al Yankovic
Sounds like a white stripes song
john3000931 2 months ago
@john3000931 Supposed to. Most of Al's albums have his well-known parodies and original songs, but he usually puts one in there on each that isn't a direct parody of a band, but one based on a particular style or sound.
SteveMND 1 month ago
1:52 -studys' the chalk board- oh my god i almost 1:56 oh damit!
trog6050 2 months ago
The jokes in this video are 500 times better than all the corny chuck norris jokes
sweet58441 2 months ago
Thumbs up if you realized the percussionist and guitarist are supposed to be The White Stripes
TheLeviathan0123 2 months ago
@TheLeviathan0123 WOW, give your head a shake. That was the point of the video.
leslucas 2 months ago
Id pay 10 shillings to see this in concert.
SkuIICrusherGhost 2 months ago
Thumb this down and you'll lose thumb, fact.
Dont push it im cereal.
SkuIICrusherGhost 2 months ago
Too bad Charles Nelson Reilly wasn't around to see this.
BeatlesExaminer 2 months ago
Hmm... His like Chuck Norris :D
ThatDude806 2 months ago
@ThatDude806 maybe he's chucks father :D
maartenvdvegt 2 months ago
@maartenvdvegt IMPOSSIBLE, CHUCK NORRIS WAS THE BIG BANG. HE JUST POPPED UP ONE DAY AND WAS THERE.
PCWOverlordTew 2 months ago in playlist More videos from alyankovicVEVO
@PCWOverlordTew but what was before the big bang o.O charles nelson reilly
maartenvdvegt 2 months ago 2
@maartenvdvegt yes......... CNR was the empty space before chuck norris..... WE HAVE FIGURED OUT THE UNIVERSE
PCWOverlordTew 2 months ago
Thanks to this video CNR is officially my number one person who inspires me on facebook. Along with Meatloaf and Chuck Testa
bigredcelery75 2 months ago
@ThePS3key the entire song is making fun of the Chuck Norris facts thing. Charles Nelson Reilly was a better choice anyway
bigredcelery75 2 months ago
@bigredcelery75 yeah... Charles/ Chuck yeah, I think so too.
PCWOverlordTew 2 months ago
he should be talking about chuck norris
ThePS3key 2 months ago
Im sure CNR would be honoured with this song/ video. :D
MrJmrk92 2 months ago
You guys know Weird Al only used Chuck Norris Reilly because he has the initials of Chuck Norris Facts? He is a real person, but the only real reason was to use Chuck NOrris facts. Like so people can see this.
Smd2933 2 months ago
Thumbs up if you can play on guitar like me.
Necrobasher 2 months ago in playlist Epic Ballads
Having your "OWN" line at the DMV, sounds pretty sick! Thumbs up if you agree, what the hell thumb up even if you don't!
Guthan101 2 months ago
at 1:36 looks like that nerd of mythbusters
trog6050 2 months ago
@trog6050 Grant Imahara FOR THE WIN!
ziggyboogydude1 2 months ago