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  • Can I pretend this is an ironic song?

  • And he lived virgin ever after...

  • i also wouldnt be suprised if i found him on familywatchdog

  • i would not be suprised if milo has raped someone before

  • Maybe Milo was told what sex was when he was 4 and found it disgusting ever since

  • LMAO the rap part is so awsome and silly at the same time...

  • Virginity is the best thing when you just can't lose it.

  • lol Kip from Napoleon dynamite

  • Tobias Funke

  • Well considering that these days, all singers basically sing about having sex.....He is certainly original :D

  • I can't figure out what this song is about :P

  • I'm asexual and find this amusing. (I'm assuming he is too?) lol

  • 3:12 to 3:19 is my fav part

  • lmao the girl looked hot at the end..id take that offer anyday haha

  • THis should have had a harder beat.

  • the real 40 yr old virgin hahahahahaah

  • FACEPALM

  • i wonder how much the the blonde stripper costed

  • I hope this guy made enough money to film this video to get his glasses fixed....and a matching pair of socks......What a goon.

  • @ccarusher and maybe a better vest?

  • epic.

  • "She's an Oedipus Rex"... meaning that she had sex with her father?

  • I was wondering if this guy would make a full version.

  • OHMYGODTHISISAWESOME

  • This is really horrible.

  • this guy came to my class today....it was epic

  • I wonder what he would do if someone actually wanted to have sex with him...?

  • I'm 12 and what is this?

  • AWESOME!!!!

  • He reminds me of Ted from scrubs very creepy

  • 1:50 Who the hell chokes on spaghetti???

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  • this guy is such a pedo.

  • This is the worst fucking song ever. Emphasis on fucking song.

  • OMG thats the girls from Date Movie

  • HIV, Pregnancy, then what's next? Is it really worth it to have sex?

    it feels good bro, try it ;D

  • The thing that's amazing about this is that he's actually not like, HORRENDOUS at singing. He's just very... plain with his voice, that's the problem.

  • i like how he says don t do it

  • Ladies, if you're gonna act like you're playing a guitar, then why don't you actually TRY PULLING SOME FUCKING STRINGS?

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  • :o Omg, i saw paula's stalker xDD

  • fricken awesome

  • who would want to have sex w/ this guy?

  • hahahahahaha... I rmember this on idol! he is funny I recorded it on my phone and made it my ringtone for months!! me and my ex used to crack up laughing so hard

  • FAG

  • very funny lmao

  • WHY HAS THIS ONLY GOT 12K VIEWS?

  • omg. is the guy that sang the creepy stalker song to Paula hiding behind the speaker at 2:46?!?!?!?!

  • @nsuzp Congrats, you are one of the only people who have caught that!

  • @masqueradefilms SCORE! =)

  • I think I like this lol

  • Maybe for teens I could understand but this dude hates sex completely it's weird.

  • But is this for real?

  • Well I'm confused...

  • Well I'm convinced.

  • i would bet money that this guy is still a virgin

  • Is that what virgins who are 99 years old resort to? This is his excuse so when people ask "Have you been laid?" he can respond. NIkka, check my Yewtube Vidheo

  • <3 i love the song and the video. ^ _ ^ You dont need sex to have a good relationship. And its especially terrible to have unprotected sex due to all the outcomes that can become present *screams* WOOT! <3 This could be a very good presentation video for both childeren/teens/and young adults... Only if they would listen to the lyrics <3 Ah..what a wonderful picture... a world of safe protected sex... and relationships that dont consist of nothing but sex and of such..

  • I hate to say this, but its actually quite good. The video is hilarious. And whilst the original audition was a complete joke-this almost fits into oddball new wave category- which is surprising, because i thought he was trying to be like Ricky Martin. :o

    It's just a shame he looks like he's never got any and thus has the typical jealousy complex 'well nobody deserves to have something if i can't have it'

    Its also very clear that prostitutes were hired for this video, which says something.

  • OMG! This is so weird, yet hypnotic!

  • its not 720p its 1080p change the title

  • HE IS THE GOD!!!!

  • omg. lmao.

  • What a waste of a time, All that time to put that video together, and only 8,000 views

  • This is so dumb, haha.  Shit guy, who makes this stuff.

  • Whoa so now he has his own music video XD sorry no sex guy pants dude took over you in my heart T_T

  • I prefer the Nice Peter cover.

  • how did this not go viral ???

  • idk

  • @SchockShow We gotta send it to Ray William Johnson

  • WTF?! Mr. blue mr.green mr.silver How about Mr. SHUT THE FUCK UP Fuckin psycopath

  • just can't get enough of that vest..

  • lol shits too funny. how did he resist that blonde? god damn

  • lmao. priceless.

  • 2:14!

  • if he doesnt want sex from that chick HE should get out of town. lol what a knob

  • catchy

  • O_O

    he looks like the teacher from the incredibles.

  • LOL he does!

  • He probably boned all those chicks after making this.

  • Haha, I liked this.

  • how is sex weak?

  • The fact that he got these hot chicks to do this this vid with him shows us he is strait. The horney girl wanted to screw him so bad it was funny. Thowe he is strait, he looks like a creeper and I wouldn't go near him in a dark ally. No sex with Milo LoL.

  • you spelled straight wrong. maybe you spelled it wrong because you're gay.

  • i bet most people wud be having sex while listening to this...

  • i would my mom is 45 dads 40

  • i saw sex on family guy

  • that lepard vest is fuckin awesome!!!!

  • I think he means he doesn't want with girls...lol, wears a fruity and flowery shirt, a leopard vest, 40s and single...aight, man, bring call ur boyfriend to come out of the closet.

  • I don't get it, he is creepy, and looks like a child molestor though I turn the gaydar tool which says he is actually a gayman... completely a weirdo...

  • SITTIN AROUND MINDIN MA BIZZ!

  • LMFAO LMFAO. xD

  • Why do the girls all look so miserable? :P

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  • Omg this is soooo hilarious i cant get it outta my head... But seriously WTF

  • I cant stop playing it

  • OMFG

  • lolz cant stop laughing

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  • Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm, Wow...................

  • Oh my God, what a tiger. I'd like to butter his muffin.

  • lol, hes probably a single virgin, and no one would even wanna do it with him, but it takes a lot of guts to actually put up this vid and believe ppl will like it, but stilll.... hhahah hes so weird he sounds like a child molester

  • He can't be a child molester! Remember, NO SEX ALLOWED!

  • He never said no boy-scout TOUCHING.

    Just no penetration. <3

  • I Wish I Could Have Played This In My Health Class

  • god how wonderful.

  • this is hilarious. no need for "he's a fag". it's just plain funny

  • Milo Turk is my favorite person ever!!!

  • all i can say SEEEEXXXXYYY!!!

  • so then hes like a 40 year old virgin ? . :P

    LMAO, THIS GUY IS AWESOME. : D

  • ROFLMAO

  • HAHAHAHA! THIS CRACKS ME UP!

  • wow u think just because u were on american idol u are famous now??? this song sucks sorry and they were right your creepy your a pervert and this song is scary sorry

  • no sex allowed guys and girls..milo is a true genius..john lennon who

  • this guy is a fag

  • This guy,t his guy right here...he's my hero

  • lol hero?

  • no sex with Milo...HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

  • this man makes me wanna puke really-but behold a true comedy from someone who is serious.whats wrong with people?

  • <3333

  • Homosexuality. wudda fagg...

    lol

  • LOL gotta love the chili peppers riff on the rap

  • dude nice message but that was dumb

  • hilarious

  • lol this is great!

  • YAY

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