The thing that's amazing about this is that he's actually not like, HORRENDOUS at singing. He's just very... plain with his voice, that's the problem.
hahahahahaha... I rmember this on idol! he is funny I recorded it on my phone and made it my ringtone for months!! me and my ex used to crack up laughing so hard
Is that what virgins who are 99 years old resort to? This is his excuse so when people ask "Have you been laid?" he can respond. NIkka, check my Yewtube Vidheo
<3 i love the song and the video. ^ _ ^ You dont need sex to have a good relationship. And its especially terrible to have unprotected sex due to all the outcomes that can become present *screams* WOOT! <3 This could be a very good presentation video for both childeren/teens/and young adults... Only if they would listen to the lyrics <3 Ah..what a wonderful picture... a world of safe protected sex... and relationships that dont consist of nothing but sex and of such..
I hate to say this, but its actually quite good. The video is hilarious. And whilst the original audition was a complete joke-this almost fits into oddball new wave category- which is surprising, because i thought he was trying to be like Ricky Martin. :o
It's just a shame he looks like he's never got any and thus has the typical jealousy complex 'well nobody deserves to have something if i can't have it'
Its also very clear that prostitutes were hired for this video, which says something.
The fact that he got these hot chicks to do this this vid with him shows us he is strait. The horney girl wanted to screw him so bad it was funny. Thowe he is strait, he looks like a creeper and I wouldn't go near him in a dark ally. No sex with Milo LoL.
I think he means he doesn't want with girls...lol, wears a fruity and flowery shirt, a leopard vest, 40s and single...aight, man, bring call ur boyfriend to come out of the closet.
I don't get it, he is creepy, and looks like a child molestor though I turn the gaydar tool which says he is actually a gayman... completely a weirdo...
lol, hes probably a single virgin, and no one would even wanna do it with him, but it takes a lot of guts to actually put up this vid and believe ppl will like it, but stilll.... hhahah hes so weird he sounds like a child molester
wow u think just because u were on american idol u are famous now??? this song sucks sorry and they were right your creepy your a pervert and this song is scary sorry
Can I pretend this is an ironic song?
Bablet16 1 day ago
And he lived virgin ever after...
MrOmarjafet 3 days ago
i also wouldnt be suprised if i found him on familywatchdog
chickenslice86 3 weeks ago 2
i would not be suprised if milo has raped someone before
chickenslice86 3 weeks ago
Maybe Milo was told what sex was when he was 4 and found it disgusting ever since
OliverLam1984 1 month ago
LMAO the rap part is so awsome and silly at the same time...
Wut88 2 months ago
Virginity is the best thing when you just can't lose it.
DocRunaway 3 months ago
lol Kip from Napoleon dynamite
shrek740 5 months ago
Tobias Funke
CrackThoseClaws 6 months ago 3
Well considering that these days, all singers basically sing about having sex.....He is certainly original :D
WolfTheGamer 7 months ago 2
I can't figure out what this song is about :P
Juggadoosh 7 months ago
I'm asexual and find this amusing. (I'm assuming he is too?) lol
Pipster807 8 months ago
3:12 to 3:19 is my fav part
xxKlima28xx 8 months ago 3
lmao the girl looked hot at the end..id take that offer anyday haha
TheAnswerIverson3 8 months ago
THis should have had a harder beat.
uscslayer 8 months ago
the real 40 yr old virgin hahahahahaah
deathgaze05 9 months ago
FACEPALM
JuicyEvi123 9 months ago
i wonder how much the the blonde stripper costed
latgai 9 months ago
I hope this guy made enough money to film this video to get his glasses fixed....and a matching pair of socks......What a goon.
ccarusher 10 months ago
@ccarusher and maybe a better vest?
ilcrox 8 months ago
epic.
XdisXesXwhyXimXhawtX 11 months ago
"She's an Oedipus Rex"... meaning that she had sex with her father?
fezmovies 1 year ago
I was wondering if this guy would make a full version.
Tomservo3Alt 1 year ago
OHMYGODTHISISAWESOME
knoxrox167 1 year ago
This is really horrible.
cometrally 1 year ago
this guy came to my class today....it was epic
superchach1 1 year ago 8
I wonder what he would do if someone actually wanted to have sex with him...?
moocher678 1 year ago 2
I'm 12 and what is this?
EricKartmen 1 year ago 2
AWESOME!!!!
nostyleja 1 year ago
He reminds me of Ted from scrubs very creepy
ernieball3645 1 year ago
1:50 Who the hell chokes on spaghetti???
CrazyDiamond5321 1 year ago
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187centimeters 1 year ago
this guy is such a pedo.
0wn3dforlife 1 year ago
This is the worst fucking song ever. Emphasis on fucking song.
zomgthesoftness 1 year ago 5
OMG thats the girls from Date Movie
xxfluffyjxx 1 year ago
HIV, Pregnancy, then what's next? Is it really worth it to have sex?
it feels good bro, try it ;D
6lexy9 1 year ago
The thing that's amazing about this is that he's actually not like, HORRENDOUS at singing. He's just very... plain with his voice, that's the problem.
RazrHack 1 year ago
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hahaha that is awful what the fuck what is he doing
esaywhat12 1 year ago
i like how he says don t do it
Steffie1123 1 year ago
Ladies, if you're gonna act like you're playing a guitar, then why don't you actually TRY PULLING SOME FUCKING STRINGS?
T0mmyboy100 1 year ago 2
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T0mmyboy100 1 year ago
:o Omg, i saw paula's stalker xDD
YUMYUMCAKE3000 1 year ago
fricken awesome
DJPashn 1 year ago
who would want to have sex w/ this guy?
Stratus1994 1 year ago 9
hahahahahaha... I rmember this on idol! he is funny I recorded it on my phone and made it my ringtone for months!! me and my ex used to crack up laughing so hard
Healtheworld4Michael 1 year ago 2
FAG
Devinreali08 1 year ago
very funny lmao
CelestialEngel 1 year ago
WHY HAS THIS ONLY GOT 12K VIEWS?
Melaisis 1 year ago 4
omg. is the guy that sang the creepy stalker song to Paula hiding behind the speaker at 2:46?!?!?!?!
nsuzp 1 year ago 13
@nsuzp Congrats, you are one of the only people who have caught that!
masqueradefilms 1 year ago 9
@masqueradefilms SCORE! =)
nsuzp 1 year ago
I think I like this lol
RockabillyStallion14 1 year ago
Maybe for teens I could understand but this dude hates sex completely it's weird.
drunkenmonkey343 1 year ago
But is this for real?
drunkenmonkey343 1 year ago
Well I'm confused...
drunkenmonkey343 1 year ago
Well I'm convinced.
blackguarding 1 year ago 4
i would bet money that this guy is still a virgin
KWJVS125 1 year ago
Is that what virgins who are 99 years old resort to? This is his excuse so when people ask "Have you been laid?" he can respond. NIkka, check my Yewtube Vidheo
michboard 1 year ago
<3 i love the song and the video. ^ _ ^ You dont need sex to have a good relationship. And its especially terrible to have unprotected sex due to all the outcomes that can become present *screams* WOOT! <3 This could be a very good presentation video for both childeren/teens/and young adults... Only if they would listen to the lyrics <3 Ah..what a wonderful picture... a world of safe protected sex... and relationships that dont consist of nothing but sex and of such..
lovyduv7 1 year ago
I hate to say this, but its actually quite good. The video is hilarious. And whilst the original audition was a complete joke-this almost fits into oddball new wave category- which is surprising, because i thought he was trying to be like Ricky Martin. :o
It's just a shame he looks like he's never got any and thus has the typical jealousy complex 'well nobody deserves to have something if i can't have it'
Its also very clear that prostitutes were hired for this video, which says something.
DieSchwartzmann 1 year ago
OMG! This is so weird, yet hypnotic!
ChrislovesKrystal 1 year ago
its not 720p its 1080p change the title
miked9372 2 years ago
HE IS THE GOD!!!!
Ramoninsane 2 years ago 3
omg. lmao.
studgey9 2 years ago
What a waste of a time, All that time to put that video together, and only 8,000 views
Brihemianrhapsody 2 years ago 3
This is so dumb, haha. Shit guy, who makes this stuff.
HelpfulJam 2 years ago
Whoa so now he has his own music video XD sorry no sex guy pants dude took over you in my heart T_T
GothicTrioOfEdwards 2 years ago
I prefer the Nice Peter cover.
bartov 2 years ago
how did this not go viral ???
SchockShow 2 years ago 48
idk
EliForSheezy 2 years ago
@SchockShow We gotta send it to Ray William Johnson
Fishtacos1019 1 year ago
WTF?! Mr. blue mr.green mr.silver How about Mr. SHUT THE FUCK UP Fuckin psycopath
Joshup90 2 years ago
just can't get enough of that vest..
HIGHeelsx3 2 years ago 2
lol shits too funny. how did he resist that blonde? god damn
bassgod533 2 years ago
lmao. priceless.
Dmills9 2 years ago
2:14!
Xkels26 2 years ago 3
if he doesnt want sex from that chick HE should get out of town. lol what a knob
echard77 2 years ago
catchy
JakeGuitarMusic 2 years ago 3
O_O
he looks like the teacher from the incredibles.
XxHerNameIsElixX24 2 years ago 5
LOL he does!
simonsclass 2 years ago
He probably boned all those chicks after making this.
ABomb47 2 years ago 4
Haha, I liked this.
Darverses 2 years ago
how is sex weak?
kidd380 2 years ago
The fact that he got these hot chicks to do this this vid with him shows us he is strait. The horney girl wanted to screw him so bad it was funny. Thowe he is strait, he looks like a creeper and I wouldn't go near him in a dark ally. No sex with Milo LoL.
Rasengan9000ttt 2 years ago
you spelled straight wrong. maybe you spelled it wrong because you're gay.
heysaturdaysun 2 years ago
i bet most people wud be having sex while listening to this...
101Illac 2 years ago 4
i would my mom is 45 dads 40
Steffie1123 2 years ago
i saw sex on family guy
Steffie1123 2 years ago 2
that lepard vest is fuckin awesome!!!!
2AEvan 2 years ago 5
I think he means he doesn't want with girls...lol, wears a fruity and flowery shirt, a leopard vest, 40s and single...aight, man, bring call ur boyfriend to come out of the closet.
lambent123 2 years ago
I don't get it, he is creepy, and looks like a child molestor though I turn the gaydar tool which says he is actually a gayman... completely a weirdo...
lambent123 2 years ago
SITTIN AROUND MINDIN MA BIZZ!
JohannaMaura 2 years ago
LMFAO LMFAO. xD
bunnieseatcheese 2 years ago
Why do the girls all look so miserable? :P
multifariousINC 2 years ago 3
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saaritahh 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
what a stupid song
oilsfan666 2 years ago
Omg this is soooo hilarious i cant get it outta my head... But seriously WTF
marsemhan 2 years ago 2
I cant stop playing it
zer0ey9 2 years ago
OMFG
xoRachelandhearts 2 years ago
lolz cant stop laughing
faithroxpeoplessox 2 years ago 3
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hmin310 2 years ago
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm, Wow...................
CrazyDiamond5321 2 years ago
Oh my God, what a tiger. I'd like to butter his muffin.
XoXoSakuraKissXoXo 2 years ago 2
lol, hes probably a single virgin, and no one would even wanna do it with him, but it takes a lot of guts to actually put up this vid and believe ppl will like it, but stilll.... hhahah hes so weird he sounds like a child molester
animefreakXDD 2 years ago 3
He can't be a child molester! Remember, NO SEX ALLOWED!
ThrasherForHire 2 years ago 3
He never said no boy-scout TOUCHING.
Just no penetration. <3
XoXoSakuraKissXoXo 2 years ago
I Wish I Could Have Played This In My Health Class
rathole5 2 years ago 28
god how wonderful.
andiegurl98 2 years ago 3
this is hilarious. no need for "he's a fag". it's just plain funny
LongShanks1616 2 years ago 2
Milo Turk is my favorite person ever!!!
H00tersGirl89 2 years ago
all i can say SEEEEXXXXYYY!!!
TheYEASONN12 2 years ago
so then hes like a 40 year old virgin ? . :P
LMAO, THIS GUY IS AWESOME. : D
Nefsterr25 2 years ago
ROFLMAO
MikNage 2 years ago
HAHAHAHA! THIS CRACKS ME UP!
ashlifyit 2 years ago
wow u think just because u were on american idol u are famous now??? this song sucks sorry and they were right your creepy your a pervert and this song is scary sorry
ItsAzariaLuv 2 years ago
no sex allowed guys and girls..milo is a true genius..john lennon who
jbchar666 2 years ago
this guy is a fag
morganfinley3 2 years ago
This guy,t his guy right here...he's my hero
Bucketofrabbies 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I don't feel so good...
Svullosvinto 2 years ago
lol hero?
Invisiblepanda 2 years ago
no sex with Milo...HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
AnnaSargsyan 2 years ago 2
this man makes me wanna puke really-but behold a true comedy from someone who is serious.whats wrong with people?
dropkickmikey76 2 years ago 2
<3333
donnerXcore 2 years ago
Homosexuality. wudda fagg...
lol
fudgealater 2 years ago
LOL gotta love the chili peppers riff on the rap
ThoughtScientist 2 years ago 4
dude nice message but that was dumb
Redsailo88 2 years ago 3
hilarious
groundxero1992 2 years ago
lol this is great!
FunnyFunkyStudios 2 years ago
YAY
Skurfluffle 2 years ago