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  • You sir, are amazing. :3

  • Why can't everyone think the way you do?

  • lol hanging out with your girlfriend, Palmella Handerson. lol

    

  • Because as we all know being a nice guy means you are just fighting the girls off with a stick.

  • Any advice for those who don't want to end up in the friend zone?

  • Of course chivalry isn’t dead, an women should never have to ask for it. I agree that confidence is best. I like to do a magic trick if I meeting someone new weather as a friend or otherwise. And it works :D

  • I think you have completely forgotten that not all men are straight.

  • My favorite cheesy introduction to this day:

    "Hi, sorry to interupt, but do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"

    "Umm..no sorry" *laughs a little*

    "Enough to break the ice. Hi I'm _________. I got you to smile in under a minute of talking to me. What do you say you give me your number an we'll hang out some time"

    Im impressed. He has a date. Bang Bang Boom. Try it men (:

  • @imreallycoolandilike Challenge accepted!!!

  • well i guy told me__u are ugly.

    and i told him__u ar ugly too dont worry.

    XD he just looked at me from head to toe and

    told me__ heyy!! wht up girl did u remember me i was in ur gym class freshmen year...

    i couldn't stop laughing all day long XD

  • Nowadays most guys are like that... a few weeks ago a guy walked up to me.. slapped my ass and said "You wanna come to my place??".... it was impossible not to punch him! ;x

  • @spuffylove95 I would have punched him. I admire your willpower

  • wemen never stop talking, excuse yourself and interupt

  • I completley agree and gues what i have a girlfriend ( Shocker )

    Too all other men be a Gentlemen Don't be a meatball

  • Meanest, nastiest, rudest doosh opening line: " hey, i like fat girls" ...( i still can't believe that actually happened)

  • While trying to get my attention, i was at a resturant, and this fugly guy comes up and says: ''Uhh.. whats up with your outfit? You look like a penguin, do you work out?'' I go, ''sometimes''. He gives me a cocked eyebrow, and says, ''well you sure are hot. Do you have a boyfriend''? I go, um, yes. He says ''Dump the mother fu**er and date me, im hot right?'' Wow, i mean, he sounds gay. And how rude can you be?

  • LOL!!!

    Your so nice :)

    

  • LOL!!!

    

  • I WNAT TO TALK ABOUT UFCKIN A GIRL TO MY FREINDS BUT THEY ALL RUN AWAY FROM ME WHYYY!

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  • Asking me a question, like "I like your shirt, where'd you get it?" or something.

    The worst approach was probably when my class got split up into group A and B, and this guy in my group came and said, "Are they in the retard class, or are we?" 1. That's offensive. 2. What if we were in the "retard" class?

  • your a good friend chris! :)

  • Sadly, this is what guys are like nowadays.

  • @CutePinkLipstick Not all ^_^

  • @CutePinkLipstick not all men are like this, most of them just want a piece of ass but alot of good guys are still out there!

  • How I would want a guy to approach me is not being an ass about it, and at least trying to start an actual conversation. I'm not an automatically social person, so the best way for anyone to get to know me is talk to me and gain my trust :)

  • They are using the PUA training. If they think you are hot they are supposed to neg(playfully insult, although most are just rude) you to break down the womans self esteem Ect. Sad but true. Personally I think all those boys trying the Game and such should just watch your videos. You are what I call a nice guy. Which is not to be confused with a wimp. Nice guys finish first because they are real men and know who they are and thier own worth without putting a woman down.

  • Okay well I try to talk to women like that, I open doors for them, and pull out their chairs so they cab sit down. So I'm working on being a Gentleman. Thanks for the videos. Oh yeah, by the way I'm 15.

  • Well i dont ever stay by myself on a saturday i am out with my buds doing certain activities u shallnt know about. But i live in a very concealed life i cant take girls out that much my dad is a total douche bag and wants to wait till im 18 till i can do what i want so i got 1 yr left aby 1 more dam yr!

  • Lol your funny

  • All a girl wants from a guy who approaches her is someone nice, sincere, confident, not just looking for some ass, and charming.

    AM I RIGHT, LADIES?!

  • feed me love me never leave me that's the answer

  • palmala HAnderson !!! thats awesome

  • Made my night!! Your awesome

  • im glad u decided2 make this man tlk, cuz now it'll be easier 4 guys 2 tlk 2 me, and 4 me 2 tlk 2 them cuz u tlk 2 us girls about guys 2, thanx alot!!! :)

  • wow i just came across this and i completely agree with you. and yes we should humor the nicer guys =)

  • this is the most funnyiest video that he made yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Fish

  • Weird thing is i've seen dudes pick up boat loads of girls by insulting them o.o, i thought about trying it myself but i just don't have it in me to insult someone especially a girl.

  • my guess: that first guy was probably trying to neg.. but failed MISERABLY!

    But yes, chivalry is cool (;

  • im from texas and i have a strong accent too and when i go out of the state i get told im a redneck or sound like a redneck all the time its all steriotypes its so annoying and its the best way to get immediately rejected

  • Not to mean any disrespect but im a redneck and the girls that hang out with me and my friends (which are also rednecks) take it as a compliment to be called rednecks.

  • Aah, yes, us women are scary and mean, I'll admit. Personally, I was won over by my boyfriend with old-fashioned chivalry. Compliments, polite conversation; after all, most girls don't want to date a total moron. All they need to do is be charming, polite, and courteous. :)

  • you are absolutely gorgeous and your so nice :) ilu

  • Well... personally, I am yet to figure out how I like men to approach me because as of yet... none have. But then I'm only 14 so it's expected :) I think though, as long as a guy was polite and looked reasonably clean and friendly I would be responsive and at least humour him.

  • a simple hey,

    a nice confident smile,

    but not so confident that you think ur the best shizznaz the worlds seen.

    oh... and dont be a jerk.

  • One time this jerk came up to me and was like blaming me for his boner!

  • Just a simple "hey" :)

  • he looks like sylar

  • i looked at him kinda freaked out, and he came to me and slaped my butt b4 sating:lets go in and finish what we started babe... i couldnt believe it...i was in shock, fortunatelly one of my friends came out right on time to punch him right in the face..

  • well i remember i went clubbing with come friends and all of a sudden some gay came up to me and say: hey sugar, wanna dance?..i didint really wanted to dance cuz i was about to go out to make a phonecall, so a danced with him just one song, not to be rude and then went out, when i was done talking and about to go in again i turned to realize this dude had followed me and was looking at my butt..

  • At least smile...please?:)

  • 1:46 WHAT ! I could listen talk to you forever...you would say that ? You would lick a girl's ass like that...and you said they were hotties...and you would say this ? The only time when she will respond to that weak bullshit is if she like's you allready and if she does when you call her a redneck she will likely giggle and take it in a good way

    And dont ask girl's what they like from a guy walking up to them...what they will answer will have nothing to do with what they in fact welcome...

  • We have learned to be mean because men have unlearned how to talk to us. Why should we be nice when we are interrupted from whatever we were doing or enjoying with bullshit? LOL

  • One of the weirdest approaches a guy has given me was when this guy who looks old enough to be my dad (and butt ugly too) asked me to give him some numbers for his lotto ticket, which I did. Then he asked for my phone number and address in-case he won so he can share the winnings with me. I said no thanks he can keep all the winnings for himself. Next thing I know he proposed to me... WTF!?! I could not get away fast enough!

  • @TheJediRoach If it had been a guy you liked and were attracted to you would have welcomed his bad approach people think there is a special way...this is ridiculous...you have to be a sexy guy just like we choose sexy chicks, if the girl is attracted ...the guy can use the same old bullshit chicks hear 500 times a day and it will work...there is no such thing as a goodway to pick up. You girls lie even to yourselves you dont give a fuck the line used if you like the guy...you DONT give a fuck !

  • @Raspout1981 It wasn't JUST his looks, it was his approach. It was aggressive! I automatically go on the defensive when a stranger proposes or "wants to get to know me better". Don't tell me that you wouldn't run for the hills if some random stranger walked up to you and proposed for not good reason. Wouldn't you think "Stalker" or "Serial Killer"?? Yes sometimes we females can be cold hearted, but so can men. We are programed that way! Everyone is different and has different tastes...

  • @TheJediRoach

    Well since you said it wasn't JUST his looks it means that your acceptance of him did depend on his looks and whitout those looks guess what you would have rejected the guy so YES it was JUST his look's cause whitout those look's there would be nothing so this make's looks the foundation of it all so stop saying you want nice guy's its bullshit, even if he was the nicest guy ever you demand looks first

  • @Raspout1981 And if you think that every woman swoons over a guy like David Beckham then you don't understand people at all... because I for one don't see the appeal of David Beckham, he is not my type. I'd go for Jack Black before I'd go for him!

  • @TheJediRoach Im not saying every women should change...i just wish they would admit they are the sluts they are, just like we are the pervert pigs we are as mens....people should really get real instead of lying to themselves to try and make themselves feel good with themselves, we are ALL selfish, superficial and we are all whitout any real value cause what we truly care about is superficial, its just nature, i hate people who cant be real, they are weak.

  • @Raspout1981 Dude obviously you've been hurt by some women in the past and you still hold a grudge over it. You have to understand that most women have a particular type in mind from the time they were little kids of who they want to marry some day. I for one admit I wanted the whole package deal, looks included. Now my husband isn't rich, drop dead gorgeous or have the body of a Greek god, but I love him for who he is and wouldn't trade our relationship for even Brad Pitt.

  • @Raspout1981 Wow dude, your kinda aggresive, well you see, i like goodlooking guys, but that´s not a sin.. let me xplain myself, when i meet a guy, the first thing i see is if he´s goodlooking or not, but is just nature, everyone does that, we are not blind! But if i meet a xtremelly hot guy and he´s not smart, then he has to go, cuz looks r worthless if i cant even hold a conversation with him, the values for me r quite important too, and if he´s hot but nothing else, then im not interested..

  • @Raspout1981 Wow dude, your kinda aggresive, well you see, i like goodlooking guys, but that´s not a sin.. let me xplain myself, when i meet a guy, the first thing i see is if he´s goodlooking or not, but is just nature, everyone does that, we are not blind! But if i meet a xtremelly hot guy and he´s not smart, then he has to go, cuz looks r worthless if i cant even hold a conversation with him, the values for me r quite important too, and if he´s hot but nothing else, then im not interested..

  • are you gay?

  • Some guys have tried getting my attenton by asking me "How old are you?" That's usually the first thing that comes out of their mouths. One time, I was walking to the bus stop. A car pulled up close to me. A guy said, "Hey! That your real hair, ma?" (I had long hair) I just ignored him because I thought it was really rude for him to ask that. He then started yelling "What your age is, ma?" I prefer it if a guy comes up to me with respect and good manners; being polite.

  • guys, Stop worring about your damn pride. just always smile around them even if your scared shitless. smiling makes the mood happy:) :)

  • it worked 4 me :D

  • a guy walked up to me with his insanely hot friends, and he started flirting with me, turned to my friend, (courtney) and wrote down his # on her hand and said, call me, fuck him

  • Okay first of all: you said most women are mean if they don't like the guy, yeah that is because you always have your eyes on the super super hot chicks! they don't know what it is like to fell unwanted and ugly(96%)! so go and try for the others that are "just" pretty, maybe look around for a while and pick out someone who seems to be fun, laughing with friends etc you sure know what I mean and then don't force to have a never-before-heard its all about MEANING it (women can tell...)

  • One more thing, age progression videos on you tube will help a women see whole picture. If u have a photo done of how ull look when 80 and visualize urself at 80 ud give a billion dollars to come back live life and not ask stupid dating questions. No offense. Oh christianity is a cult to control masses. But Jesus is King. The bible is coded and ebay occult antique books. Wisdom is fucking power

  • HAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA omg ur so funny!!!!You acted like "jesus" was real HAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAH!!!!!!!

  • Oh and the psycho 10 is abusers both men and women. Clearly stay away from cocaine stalking bar hoping stalker knife slitting women and men. Also the psychology of politics is same as psychology of dating. See pyramid on dollar bill yep the base is the sheeple the cap all seeing yes is half the sage the wise man and other half is Illuminate. States run by a satanic govt called illuminate. Be glad cause Iran has nukes. Is who they call us great satan.

  • Translation u want pussy be an aishole to majority. The elite the rational book reading 5% of women you try to game them and they'll pull up quotes from Frederich Nietzsche, Niccolo Machiavelli. Karl Marx Aleister Crowley the Tarot. The Kabbalah Led Zeppelin. RUSH lyrics u get my point. Be abusive to herd to get pussy. Be nice to 5% to have a real fucking life

  • Looks don't matter. Confidence confidence confidence men are mean cause non book reading women the sheeple like abuse cause they can recreate childhood trauma thru aishole. They don't have an identity from abuse or going to behavior modification program what they call school. The elite the 5% of women who read 5 books a week will level an abuse if he approaches her. If a woman wants pussy power she reads 5 books a week. If men want laid they are abusive cause majority of women are sheeple

  • i like it when a guy comes up to me and complements my eyes bcuz i have really noticeable eyes...or my smile...thats wat my (now)boyfriend did when we first hung out :) i was saying something then he stopped me and said "excuse me im sorry but you have really amazing eyes" thats all it took just a little sweetness goes a long way :)

  • well a guy came up to me and asked me if i was on the mcdonalds diet. granted im no size 2 im a 7 but he told me i was "thicka than a snicka". haha needless to say he earned himself a swift kick in the shins. a simple hello and saying i noticed how great you were looking . no need to try and be a smooth mac dadddy

  • your hair is cool lol...that was really random but yea haha

  • hmm I like it when guys approach me with a funny random compliment xD

  • yea haha same

  • well there was this time when i was out with my girlfriends and we decided to go to this club and the two of my friends went to get some drinks and me and another friend was sitting talking we were 4 anyway me and my girlfriend kamilla were talking and a guy walked up to us and without even saying hi or anything he sat next to me and said " hey baby you might as well sleep with me now cuz im gonna tell all my friends we did anyway" WTF who dose that! how the hell did he think that would work

  • if you walk up to a girl and give her a compliment, thats a good way to start lol. My friend Christina was sitting next to this dude in class and he leans over, smells her elbow, and tells her that her elbow smells nice! lol he was just being random and trying to be funny but still

  • I'm not old enough to go to a bar (or atleast sit at the actual bar and get a drink) but I am too terrified to go into a bar after hearing all the weird stories through passings.

  • like nevergonnagoaway is saying THINK but make your self any for any thing like a is she trys to change the subject or try yo git a bud to help you ta;k you in to it thats how you will git the girls.....so good luck to all the fellow boys and we do need to treat girls like the need to be treated

  • Palmela Anderson lol

  • O oops. That's even funnier! Thanks for correcting me!

  • LMAO! I realize this is reaaaally late but Palmela Anderson! That was the funniest thing ive ever heard!

  • lol its was Palmela HANDerson

    haha he's so funny :)

  • Haha chances are if I'm in a bar Ive been drinking enough that I'm in a pretty good mood so they should just come up and say hi give a nice smile whatever, even if I'm with friends, we're all pretty much easily approachable. Doesn't mean we'll go home with you though.

  • A smile and a complement is always nice!

  • some guy was practcally stalking me for like two months and i just told him, look your a total jerk, you are going to have to change yourself before i have anysort of respect for you. and he goes:: i punched a guy in the face today cause he called some girl a slut! ugggh!! and also. how do guys want to be approached by chicks? huh huh huh?? lol...

  • we dont expect to be approached by women because when women go to a bar they normaly arent even looking for somebody to go home with they just wanna hang with some friends and have fun (and im not saying all girls dont wanna go home with a guy when they go to a bar lol) but then they meet a cool guy who is charming funny etc that mixed with a few drinks and most girls end up in some guys bed in the morning with the stench of sex in the room and cum stains on your face.. off topic but LOL its tru

  • once i was washing my dishes (i live in a student residence), and it was around christmas, and i heard a guy yell at me from across the hallway " hey i got chocolate coins!" err... ok? then he came up to me and followed me to my room, of course i didn't let him go inside, so he left but stalked me for a few days after that...

  • amen to this video

  • the best advice i have for guys is,

    THINK about what your saying first, dont just say it, if you see a girl you want to ask out, sit at your table and think EXACTLY what your going to say, it will sound better and you might get a few digits...

  • A guy came over to me, tapped me on the shoulder and I quote: "Heey.. you're pretty! How much did those two cost ya?" Yeah, that scores without a doubt.. and they're real btw, which only makes it that more slap-worthy.

  • I know....that same thing happened to me.....I mean what an idiot...apparently he's still single :)))))))))

  • I walk to work most mornings because I don't live very far from work. It was cold out but I was dressed really warmly. This man stops me in a car and asks if I need a ride. I quickly reply "no thank you, I'm good" and start to walk away. He then asked for my number and if I would like to go out with him. You do not stop a girl on the side of the road and ask her out. I am sorry, that is not the smartest approach. I was polite but I got away very quickly.

  • Be nice. Don't confuse cockiness with confidence. Just be yourself. Don't try to "spit game". Girls can see straight through it and will shut you down immeditely. Lastly, if you do get rejected (which may happen from time to time) move on. She is not the only one there and chances are there are a couple of girls that have been eyeing you and are waiting for a chance to talk to you.

  • respect!

  • Oh wow, you called him a faggot. Bet that makes you seem all big and bad now. Bet it was so hard for you to type six letters to prove your superior masculinity. Yeah... you sure showed him... >_>

    Grow. Up.

  • the fact that you are nice makes you hot

    in my opinion

    even if you're the hottest guy ever and you're gross/a jerk

    you're not hot anymore

  • @acfg1989 Bullshit...women are the less honest creatures on earth...they are not even honest to themselves dammit !!! You choose the guy if he attract's you...you have ZERO rational when it comes to relationship you're 100% emotional...just like us...except what turns our emotions on is a sexy babe...you girls emotions are also turned on by sexy guy...but you demand even more he has to have a career...money...and all sorts of contradictional criterias most often...plz...stop lying to yourselves

  • btw ur cute just too bad too old for me and u know how to be a ladys man too very hot dude

  • ok im a girly girl il admit it and i love shoes but when a guy comes up and says nice shoes i mean come one! come up with ur own opion the worst thing a guy has said to me is "ur hot will u go out with me" theres more to me then just my looks same goes for other girls out there too and remeber use ur own lines!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Hm, it wasn't the most horrible but it came to mind after watching this video. This one time I went out with a few people to a bar JUST TO HANG OUT and have a few drinks. Like seriously I was dressed to hang out, jeans and t-shirt you know. This guys comes up to me and was like "You gotta help me," yeah I was totally annoyed because I was in a middle of a conversation and he was all in my face and yelled that line into my ear....he didn't even start out with a hello. Yeah.

  • you are hysterical... amen.. men suck.. i love when i tell men that i have a boyfriend and they say "how long have you had that problem?"... i hate when a guy is cocky..

  • A lot of these men that are trying to initiate these conversations are taking their stuff from the PUA(Pick up artist) Community. In fact most of what you say contradicts the teachings of many of these PUA "gurus"

  • dude ur so right a guy i was talkinig to on the phone said i was acting like a bitch

    [when i wasnt] and hes like wow r u on ur period or something thats offensive to me number 1 theres other reasons y girls get bitchy and 2 its annoying :|

  • omg u seriously like read our minds and it just makes u that much hotter.

  • we need more guys like you in the world

  • damn straight:)

  • "I could listen to you talk forever"? Not creepy?

  • It doesn´t have to be, you know, in live! When it comes to net, guys can be really rude.This is the story: I actually like this guy on, whatever the place is, and he want to show me this picture of him, i said yes knowing he was naked, because i´m attracted to him, but then he ASK TO SEE MY BOOBS!said, yeah sure, thinking he was kidding, but he wasn´t! And when I said NO, he put off the webcam. U know...aaagh that kind of stuff is really dissapointing. He cut all communication!

  • It doesn´t have to be, you know, in live! When it comes to net, guys can be really rude.This is the story: I actually like this guy on, whatever the place is, and he want to show me this picture of him, i said yes knowing he was naked, because i´m attracted to him, but then he ASK TO SEE MY BOOBS!said, yeah sure, thinking he was kidding, but he wasn´t! And when I said NO, he put off the webcam. U know...aaagh that kind of stuff is really dissapointing. He cut all communication!

  • oh my goodness, your so right. I know it takes alot of balls to come up, but if guys just thouhgt about things before they came up then maybe it would go over a bit better.

  • great vid great topic great insight

  • 5 guys in Half an hour saying i had nice breasts :/ thats my story lol i was like yeah thats great.

    OHH thats a turn on :/

  • Hahah i love your videos..

    Seriously, Why on Earth would anybody go up to ANYONE in a bar and say things like that? What kind of respect do people Have nowadays!?

    Oh and we're not That mean XD

    Miss Mannequin

    xXxXx <33

  • dude i cannot agree with you more, chivalry is not dead but there are a lot of guys it seems that are trtying to kill it, I was raised to respect women and treat them equally. I can relate to your friend to Mississippi , I am from Georgia and get irritated whenever somebody from up north assumes that I am a big redneck because of my accent. I have tendancies sure but....

  • seeing as how I can't stand to spell something incorrectly, here are a few spelling corrections from my last post.

    *Trying

    *From

  • i would like a guy to actually address me and talk to me, have a real conversation, about anything, about something that hopefully will give me some insight into your personality, something like "I don't respect people but i like sex" would be good, straight off the bat, accurate, honest, whatever, but also, maybe, y'know, "I volunteer and I like to save kittens"... something, anything at all BEFORE YOU START TO DANCE WITH ME- BACK OFF! DO NOT PUT YOUR HAND THERE. NEVER.

  • I love Pamela Handerson. Lol.

  • 'I am really concerned ... for you all ... "

    Fucking William Shatner right there, homes!

  • hmm well i don't think what men say to girls is the only problem.....but i think it's the place girls are meeting these type of guys play an important role to...i mean your not gonna exactly meet the sweetest guy hanging out at a bar or club.....chances are your just gonna meet an asshole who's just looking for one thing whether they talk to you in a nice manner or not...i dunno just my opinion.....

  • LAWLZZZZ hes hilarious.. wow, apparently the guys r retards that need to get lives and maybe, hopefully one day they will get girls..

    CHRIS FTW! hehexD

  • man I think those guys were just ass holes

  • he makes a good point

  • you sound like ferris bueller

    heehee

  • Palmala Handerson lol luv it

  • I love being a nice guy! cause then I dont have to worry about being a complete dirtbag

  • so true!!! these guys trying to hit on them are retarded

  • lol. dude, you should write a book man!!!

  • OMG! hes so cute and so right!!!!!

  • awe!!! be mine!!! lol

  • luvin the hair m8 :D

  • lol so true so many idiots out there

  • ...you're pretty freakin' awesome! I agree with you 100%. Man, if only all guys had that kind of common sense...

    Yes, and it was funny too. ^_^

  • no veas como estas ijo mio!!! maremia jajajaja

    ¿te casa conmigo ;)

  • holla at a dawg

  • lol @ your facial expression when you repeated the guy saying "you sound like a redneck"

  • Well to all the men out there "I APPRECIATE CHIVALRY!" Just recently I have started to date someone that actually wanted to pay the bill at dinner.. To tell you the truth I had NO idea what to do! Seems like I"m the one that has the $. But I agree with "callmeCarm" some guys just dont get the hint! So guys try and accept the signs and just WALK AWAY! Goodluck out there guys.. Oh I loved this video, it needs to be seen by over half the guys out there, it would benefit them greatly!

  • Hahaha, I can so relate to the guard-dog duty thing. I have always done that, because my female friends feel really safe around me, and well... girls just want to have fun. And yeah, a lot of the guys are just horrendous in the way they approach. A lot of times you can see their eyes as they approach, and it looks like they are getting ready to hunt. That's when I get ready to back them up when they reject him off.

  • I agree that chivalry isnt dead, more men should take the time to treat women with the respect and admiration they deserve. Saying that, I havent met a girl that appreciates chivalry yet, whats up with that?! lmao

  • I understand the "it takes balls to go up to a woman" thing. I humor guys, I'm nice, I say "I'm not dating right now... I'm not looking for anyone at the moment" etc. etc. but Some guys will just NOT go away. They take it as encouragement when you don't just tell them to f-off. So can you blame women for being mean?

  • Bravo. I am impressed. Finally a guy that is not blind. -Tatiana

  • Your facial expressions of frustration are hilarious!

    I'm glad that there's atleast one guy out there that has it figured out!

  • PALMala Anderson. That's hilarious! I had never heard that before.

  • *applauding*

    you're a good guy chris :)

  • OMFG LOL

  • Dude......

    I'm no Casanova, I don't even watch Nova on PBS, but I'm friggin James Bond compared to some of our fellow men out there. I have a buddy, and it's not that he has no game, it's like he has nega-game. He will effect every guy within 50ft of him. I've seen it. It's horrible. Sadly, It doesn't look like you have enough views for this important message to be getting out to the masses.

  • heyyyyyyyy interesting stuff. yeah. i think you look like supered86. display name is similar too! and you should impersonate johnny nocksville. with the shades.

  • I once had that a guy that I was standing next to me in a bar, said to me hey I want to tell you something

    so I leaned forward to listen

    and he almost immediately tried to kiss me

    I could barely duck away

    soooo rude

    I thought that was the most ridiculous way someone had ever tried to go out with me

    ppffff as if I would kiss with someone just like that!!!

  • amen! :D

  • I see what u mean chris.

    But I must say, I am glad that I am gay. It is so much easier. I am not saying that all gays are easy dirty whores. they are just more casual, and get to the point. However some are rude and bitchy, but generally there laid back. I dont think I should offer advice, having not exp it. But I think if ur genuine and friendly, then a NICE!! girl will notice you, and appreciate it. If they disreguard you, then that saves u a lot of time. she is a shallow bitch!.

  • There was a book that came out years ago called "How To Pick Up Girls". The first pickup line listed was "Do you have an aspirin"? The idea is that she'll feel sorry for and want to nurture you, in which chance you'll have a higher chance of getting her in her pants by the end of the night. That book sold millions and millions of copies. Need I say more? :-o

  • gosh!! I think that would actually work!!

  • but just think of what kind of dingbat you'd end up with lol

  • lol, corny lines sometimes work but despite popular(porn influenced)belief we soooo don't like to be insulted! come on guys if your looking for a root go for the chick with her tits hangin out not someone whos just there to have fun with her mates.....

  • picking up girls are easy... I just walk up to them and drop "mr. Benjamin's" and ask her to come to my place later... it always work... even sometimes with Jefferson ..

  • btw i don't know how this works for you cause we all know your just compensating......

  • haha nice comedic timing. subscribed.

  • OK this is funny and it happened in LA...I am from the south and I have a Twang as well as your friend.....Tis idiot approached me kinda the same way as that guy did your friend..saying I sound like a redneck. So I did the girly laugh and got a napkin and wrote "GOODBYE" on it and said "yes, I am..Heeeeerrrees your sign" LMAO I wish you could have seen his expression..Priceless!!! But if a guy approaches me in an ugly way..he can expect an ugly response.