Chris Rock: Kill The Messenger - Fat Girls vs. Skinny Girls (HBO)

[miouth150]

so we have to buy the dvd to get the full joke ?

[KKatKrazy]

The Bleeping killed this video. HBO is so dumb

[winkipinky]

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK.. bleeping mother fuckers!

[mrtundra45]

str8 outta lowcash!

[GonzotheGonz1]

HBO!!!! Go FUCK yourself!!!!

[IAMLG34]

Do they freebase gravy? lol

[BOGIHRVATIZDUSRCU]

Now on DVD??? WTF?? 2 Hours of bleeping for only 99,99$

Hell NOOO!!

[spechtbert]

FUCK HBO IM CRIPPIN COMPTON NIGGA

[donadthegonad]

HBO, you can s*ck my sweaty balls.

[repdale]

Yeah, if this is uploaded by HBO.. Then why the FUCK is it censored????

[FoggyFishburne]

Booo. Shit video. Censorship ftl

[guitarmaster509]

Do they freebase gravy? BEST LINE EVER!!!!!!!

[360000190]

This nigga tellin da truth, that's the way it goes

[Cringeage]

Stupid to bleep everything..

[badco060606]

Look at these big bitches!!!!!!!

[erock195]

I actually think it's funnier with the bleeps.

[socooldude2]

@erock195 i actually think you are gay

[01PaulStanley]

@socooldude2 agreed

[deelite19]

Fuck you HBO. your priorities are fucked up beyond comprehension.

[rslipaco]

HBO bleeps the INTERNET yet doesn't on tv? What the fuck?

[W0ntGoQuietly]

LOOK EVERYONE!! IM SAYING THE WORD FUCK!!

[mnypwrrspkt]

191 people free based gravy

[MrPRmira]

@BloodSicker100 hey 'tough' badmouthing little brat...Adults don't fuck themselves in front of the mirror...at the age of 13 you should get over that shit too...

[Xzd4x]

The 190 dislike or fat girls

[BloodSiker100]

hey man FK u and go Fk yourself infront the mirror coz I dont give a FK am i FKN 13 years old boy and i car Fkn less about wha you think !

[colinv01]

couldnt laugh because of the bleeps! FCUK! there i said it! bleep that mutha fuckaz

[CRUNKJOOSE2]

F**k censorship

[ralfjacobs]

maybe we should report this video for unreasonable censoring

[PointBlanc25]

yeah...BLEEP censorship.

[CodrutFULLHD]

BLEEEEP YOU HBO BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOU

[Zero1998y]

WTF i just laugh from the " BLEEEEEEEEEEEEB" thing !!!

[IIRedEyeII]

damn that top comment is EPIC!

[mystikast]

fuck censorship!

[athleticchik2]

if you want to censor one of chris rock's comidy acts u gotta do better than that. you can bleep out every word he says but people in the 21 centry can read lips, at least blurr his mouth or somethin. other wise you are wasting your time. everyone knows what hes saying.

[felipeharger]

fuck censoreship

[zhengkaizhong]

WATCH THIS UNCENSORED VERSION. FUCK HBO

watch?v=fVIs0D2acgw

[loiq98]

"Look at these big *bleep*. Do they freebase gravy?"

Hilarious!

[posttimothy]

why did you censor this *Bleeeeep* ing video?

Wait huh.. you censored my comment... thats just *Bleeeep* up men.

Stop it i am getting *Bleeep* ing angry now. STOP IT!!

When i wanna say *bleeeep* i will say *Bleeeep*

aarrrgghh...you know what *Bleeeep you*

[Robalose]

I could, in about 8 seconds bring up a video of two dudes killing a homeless man with a screwdriver but I cant hear a Comedian say fuck?

[ratemyswing1]

@Robalose nice job saying the exact thing the top comment says

[Robalose]

@ratemyswing1 Thanks man!



[ratemyswing1]

@Robalose lol

[hillary135]

haha true :)

[AleksandrsLV]

thanks for the shitty video hbo, you never fail to please

[flutey28]

skinny girls are AFRAID to say something about fat girls. we can whoop their butts.  or just sit on them :)

[izaccy]

Thanks for f-bleep this video up by putting some motherf bleeep sh-bleep a--bleeep f_bleep on it

[taerichie2010]

sea la madre por que ponen el puto bleep ese

[XpanterafanX]

So who else noticed that in the video Chris Rock changed from a suit and a black shirt undone at the top to a leather jacket to a suit with a white shirt and a tie?

[MusicDivaK]

@XpanterafanX He did the show in three places, NY, London and Jo-burg.. They recorded all three shows and cut it together ...

[MusicDivaK]

@XpanterafanX Whoops..I just noticed someone else already said that >_> sry

[solidblood]

do they freebase gravy? lol

[Graysonson]

Seriously, isn't HBO designed for adults? The bleeps aren't needed!

[jeremiah1499]

what the f*ck is with the senc*rs

[BeezOne84]

Thanks for ****ing up this video with this ****ing beps!

[hinza007]

Waaaaaaaaait...Why are you censoring videos for the internet?..Im litterally 2 clicks away from fistfucking midget porn, but i can't hear a comedian say fuck?! XD

[Thecrossthebridge]

@hinza007

Good one, really strong :)

[devourerofbabies]

@hinza007 Hey, uh, you wanna send me that link?

[Unsought9]

@devourerofbabies Lol to each their own

[DrMarcinstein]

@hinza007 so bleeping true! haha i loled

[7cashmoney7]

@hinza007 i hope that watching fist fucking midgets is your idea of a hobby o.0

[hinza007]

@7cashmoney7 Yes.

[BigkKinny]

@hinza007 It's a preview/ad for the comedy special.They bleep it and say buy the DVD and you can hear the cursing.They want you to buy the shit.But if you're like me, you watched it online somewhere haha

[ch0wac1]

what does he say at 0:44?

[Imdroppingdimes]

@ch0wac1 'Do they free-base gravy?'

[airsoftpop]

Thanks for beeeps retards!!!

[TAPriceCTR]

gotta respect chris rock. points out the problems with double standards and hypocracy.

[SignedWhatever]

HOPE SHE CHOKES ON A CROUTON LMAOOO

[johncp1989]

@OfficialNickNakama oooooooh...okay yeah never watched the dvd yet..just this clip of it. lol hope the whole thing funny as this part

[dddtl]

Do they freebase gravy?

Maybe that's how some of them get to be so fat

[johncp1989]

I dont think people noticed this first time they watch it but he has like three different outfits in this clip on this one topic lol.

[OfficialNickNakama]

@johncp1989 The whole DVD is like that. It cuts to different shows throughout.

[holocube]

why beep at all? why not just go mute

[jiaani]

what the BLEEP is wrong with HBO!!!! censoring every BLEEPing thing like that!!!

[xMasterBlasteRz]

It's because being skinny or fit is socially acceptable whereas being overweight is not, which makes calling someone fat much more of an insult. You wouldn't insult someone by calling them popular, you'd insult someone by saying there a loner or no one likes them, because being popular is socially acceptable and being a loner isn't.

[ThumbsUpMike]

Thanks HBO.....beeping is so hilarious....what are three fucking years old?

[itinkgirlzhot12]

@ThumbsUpMike BLEEP

[thehornypuppy]

Why even bother putting it up HBO? You know...i remember wathcing this shit about a nigger who said...FUCK HBO.

[ericduan19]

I din't pay no money for these f(beeep!) beepings

[onurerk]

Why is this censored? On the actual HBO channel everything is uncensored, F word is all over the place. You can post the video 18+ on Youtube!

[mlking213]

I would kind of get it if this was comedy central BUT this is FUCKING HBO!

When did HBO give a shit about censorship specially on a place where you can curse(internet)

[operationcwaI789789]

Bleeping a Chris Rock comedy routine? You might as well replace the audio in this video with 57 second long "BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP"

Sensitive fuckers

[rukukitsune]

@operationcwaI789789 Actually that would be dave chapelle lol chris rock would have 55 seconds and it would only include "the/ that/ girls/ mean" lol :D

[resil23]

@ModellStJames111 lol

[MovieBum1]

@ModellStJames111 You racist prick. I hope someone does a drive-by on your punk ass.

[ModellStJames111]

@MovieBum1 Spoken like a true black. Well ya ever fuck off with your drive bys. You've been watching too many Boyz In The Hood movies. I live in a nice white suburb, we don't have drive bys, we're civilized - you know, the crackers who pay your welfare.

[horekar]

I dont know what the intetion is:S We understand what he is saying anyway.. We know hes saying fuck... The word fuck is going to fuck up the kids?

[Andreus]

I actually find the censored version funnier.

[123foraflee]

fuck this censored version u cunt u

[spastic505]

so true !!!

[andrermagalhaes]

filho da puta quem censurou.. .Brasil !!

[akinnon2000]

@andrermagalhaes lol see even brazil is unhappy now !

[euronio]

I liked the part when he said *BLEEP*

[vulturgriphuscondor]

Fuking why?

[Random90sKid]

HBO is also known as Starwolf.

"Can't let you hear that,YouTube!"

[OhNoNotMyPenis]

fuck you HBO.

cant bleep that you fuckers

[sollp123faboo]

i say food is not your friend all the time

[Rambler342]

hope she chokes on corton

[McColanis]

The whole show is based on swearing, and then they censored it -.-"

[TheSweetjonny]

This just does not work when censored, certainly does no justice to the line "Look at these big bitches."

[lifeisbeautiful786]

why the fuck did u bleep out the swearing man ? that messed jokes up

[greenAppleVodka]

"Look at these big bitches..do they free-base gravey?"

LMFAO

[charvey1999]

this is pointless

[discoverylol]

fat girls can say shit about skinny girls, skinny girls cant say shit about fat girls, and black can say shit about white people, but white people cant say shit about niggaz^^

[Cammers2991]

Its like morse code comedy

[OLdSchool661]

its HBO, what do you expect

[benicus18]

how does he keep changing clothes? :s

[dweezykb24]

@benicus18 Lol they're differnet tapings of comedy shows he did in different cities

[Makingnewnamesisdumb]

Why do you kids care so much about swearing? Even if it was uncensored you'd all turn the volume way down low so your parents can't hear it.

[MrRubyWeapon]

@Makingnewnamesisdumb Thats why we wear headphones :P

[rjfred12]

I think the bleeping makes it funnier

[NewFriiiikan]

well thanks for messing everything up with the bleeping . Thanks hbo you *bleep* mother*bleep* you should die in hell you pieces of *bleep*

[spacemanGoldie]

it's a bit late to be putting beeps in you morons - it's not gonna save anyone

[shadowdark911]

who put in the beeping!

[TheRichy85]

So glad that i live in the netherlands! Here they can say anything on tv! And why would you bleep? It;s not like you don't know what he's saying.

[MsMusiQFreak]

@TheRichy85 hahahah lieve schat hier kan je nie alles segge wat je wil hoor :P ROFL

[CBoavida]

HBO MUTHERFUCKERS!

[maddywoo13]

the bleeps kill it. Its like ripping out the soul of a person.

[jman46241]

It's censored because HBO wants you to go out and buy the DVD. If you want to use the internet to it's full potential then learn how to use torrents.

[APPLECORE819]

girls that are

in the middle can talk about both :)

[ShitHappens1st]

He's grabbing the mic so damn hard!

[machetebones]

Do they free base gravy?????

Lmao.

[allinaday83]

only thing i heard...bleep.....they like 'bleep...bleep...bleep' hahahahahahah!

fuck tht

[G3r4pro]

fucking bleeping cuzwords mutha fucking sucks ass. fucking HBO this is the goddamn internet. people talk shit mutha fucka. lol

[thechichas1]

@G3r4pro my man

[DonRMB]

"DO THEY FREEBASE GRAVY?" LOL omg that was fucking hilarious...

[johncp1989]

@howlogram You win?

[Midasthe2nd]

so true man!

[rc8rsracer1]

you fuckin fagots take out the bleeps bitch whts next you going to bleep my fuckin coment hahaha

[johncp1989]

*Bleeeeeep* skinny *Bleeeeeeeeep* skinny *Bleeeeeeeeep* anorexic belemic *Bleeeeeeeep* Regurgitating *Bleeeeeeeeeeeeep* Cheerio belt wearin *Bleeeeeeep* Salad eatin motha *Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeep* Hope she chokes on a crouton. God damn it's like a whole new language.

[howlogram]

@johncp1989 its not belemic its "bulimic" but its funny as shit!

[flyythojboii]

@johncp1989 lol... word.

[keeperkai999]

@johncp1989 you gotta decode it just divide the time of the beeeep by 0.43seconds and you get the ASCII code for the word, this is genius!!!!

[Dgunman23]

@johncp1989 aparently u havent seen wizard swears......

[SenorDulce15]

isnt it funny how dey censor it here but not on HBO?

[kylevetrano]

bleep bleep

[akajohn14]

HBO its not just tv, its censored

[NewKidProductionz]

i don't understand the jokes, half of it was bleeped out

[dhakagod]

HBO, i have a sugestion, how about you dont upload videos at all ? if u think its worth uploading, then plz dont censor it to a level where a criss rock show has no difference compared to president bush speaking .......

[MadeInRomania08]

how to turn a great show into shit in one simple step: let HBO run it

[Janusha]

What the FUCK is wrong with americans and their god damn beeping. beep this FUCK OFF !!!!

[Gannondalf]

i thought swearing was allowed on hbo? :S

[357mes]

Never visiting hbo's channel here again.

[MultiJp89]

59 people freebase gravy

[modena360spyder]

who are the 59 people who dislike this...seriously?

[princenosiatajansen]

YOUTUBE IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ballinmanz]

Dont hbo show porn?

[tyguy422]

@ballinmanz Thats Cinimax

[XxAnimeKat182xX]

Ugh quality is better but the censor is *bleep*ing annoying

[xXTehAfroXx]

wait wtf this is hbo why would they censor this anyway

[reuben81343]

BEEP BEEP BEEP FUCKOFF

[pinonoir302]

Bleep..., bleep... bleep!!!

[hybridflare]

LMAO "do they freebase gravy" XD

[indiodemexico]

big companies are messing up youtube. Google wants to run ads on it, hbo wants to censor, its the I N T E R N E T. leave it alone or someone will blog obout you.

[RayCarter90]

how is that supposed to be funny with all the beeps? chris rock is awesome but this is shit

[chocochipspaws]

skinny salad eating hope she chokes... hahaha

[nigsjigs]

You suck HBO

[Thegrinch17]

Why even bother to post this when there's a fucking "BEEEEEPPPP!" every few seconds? How stupid!

[MsFlavalicious]

itz not funny when you censor it

[Dezmondsmommy09]

very true lol man

but i guess u can understand whhy lmao and im sure plent of skinny girls talk about fat girls anyway haaa

[pheeson]

I just don't know how to laugh on 57 seconds of beeping

[Thaiboxing16]

haha the short vs tall reminds me of my friends. i have two friends that always try to make fun of me cause of my height, cause they are like 5'6 and i'm like 6'2 lol

[Yvonnerocks79]

LMAFO so true

[vorojac]

wtf..! the whole thing was censored..why did u even bother putting it up?!

[manweller1]

lol free base gravy.

[Applebaum]

Oreo belt wearing bitches! lol

[24lakersman]

@Applebaum Cheerio DUMBY!!!

[TRACEYK95]

i sure hope idiots that make the video censored sure dont participate during the making of the dvd kmt

[fan1026]

you suck for puttin up a censored version

[TheAqui1a]

@fan1026 It's HBO you fool... They don't have a choice.

[dividad1]

yeah you cant watch chris rock censored its just not even funny.

[surfhmr24]

Freebase gravy.  Rotfl.

[JimmyBehrens]

beepin out the funny words?

gaygaygay

[tonip420]

"do they free base gravy" ...LOLOL

[FUKMusicisoverratedM]

You don't even know what he's saying when it's censored!

[Kiba1001400695281]

i like the short vs. tall better

[truewords205]

What up with all the bleeping ?