Donnie Darko: The Funny Bits

[dan10172]

"GO BACK TO CHINA, BITCH"

[ajababy24]

"Why do I have to sleep with Donnie, he stinks!"

"When you fall asleep tonight, I'm gonna fart in your face..."

[TheRoboticPlatypuss]

Jake. <333333333

[trubes53091]

totally missed the whole assembly part where he calls p-swayze the anti-christ

[TheMrOshawottGuy]

2:42 He's like, WTF AM I DOING?

[jellybean8080]

CHUT UP

[irishduck101]

Mind fuck: That's Jake's real sister

[LyricalMastermind2]

How old was Jake when they made this movie? 

[nancyx14]

@LyricalMastermind2 Like 20 or 21

[raptorinator]

You forgot the part when they're in the auditorium and Jim Cunningham is talking to them.

[LightsOutNukeWinter]

@raptorinator yeah...my favorite funny scene in nearly any movie is that one. lol good call

[katbass3711]

hey porky pig, i hope you get molested.

[juanr711]

maggie gyllenhaal is hot.. and i dont understand the eighth grade part

[superduperlolness]

@juanr711 i think they were talking something about having a kid, because sam asked "when can i squezee one out?"

[Marsvilta]

isnt that seth greene that says "i like your boobs" ?

[meh4059]

what is the role of charita? what is the point of her character?

[Rattlehead15]

@meh4059 The chinese stereotype we all laugh at.... I thought that was obvious!?!?!

[lancebasslover99]

"no, i dont think about fucking my family, thats gross" :) hahah i love the way he says that!!

[bravo075]

15 people just sucked a fuck.

[toasty303]

coolest dad ever

[Theanimatedcow]

@toasty303 couldnt agree more!

[tannerwaterbury]

I saw this movie for the first time today. I fucking love it now! It was a bit of a mindfuck, but it was AWESOME!

[9898caitlin]

Man, he sure does know a lot about smurfs.

[mary22lovey]

HOW EXACTLY DOES ONE SUCK A FUCK?! bahaha oh do i love this movie<3

[iNvictaStudios]

i am NOT AFRAID ANYMORE!

[Comickid1000]

How exactly does one suck a fuck

[Midgetdancer123]

whats the little sister talking about at the very beginning of the video

[kayzlovesGlee]

@Midgetdancer123 Having a kid.

[advx1992]

What's the point of living if you haven't dick ?

[DementedCaver]

Personally, I thought the comment about feces being baby mice was funny.

[RedTheFire]

At 1:16 Cherita looks like she fell asleep



[HMsstudios909]

Thefunniest bit of the film you forgot, the kitty farm sparkle motion talk with rose darko, absolute failure

[lenaaaa166]

what's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

[TittyTittyBangBangXX]

I like ur boobs....

[ITHEREONETHATHASNT]

I thought that this movie was amazing. Cannot believe it didnt even break even financially.

[LayMamaHoMah]

Donnie Darko has the coolest dad.

[derekjeter13]

Jake Gyllenhaal. Is so sexy-33333. I freaking love him! Favorite part of this movie for me was when the lady asked him about his family and he is like no I don't think about fucking my family thats gross. I love this movie.! Haha. And now after seeing this I always sayy chute up too. Haha best movie ever-3

[Jdyer129]

i love jake gyllenhaal

[Jdyer129]

i love jake gylennhall or however you spell his last name i just love him

[nmorrell2013]

I love how anylytical donnie is

[CaptainIncentive]

IM NOT AFRAID ANYMORE.

[willroamify]

man I feel like I have missed a bunch of these scenes

[kiwiii1]

@willroamify me too :S

[gaytacoma]

what is the point of living if you dont have a dick...

[iMoNsTeROwNaGe]

i love it nice work

[KneeGrow95]

milf!

[Icedragun38]

Im not racist at all but the jokes against the chinese girl kill me no matter how many times I watch it xD I dont even say SHUT UP. Its CHUT UP if ya dont know

[Disneyluvr96]

CHUT UP.

I don't even say shutup anymore because of this movie.

[ReconRaptor]

Suck a fuck

[inAinmDe]

He's so fucking sexy in the smurf explanation scene.

The pale friend reminds me of Ryan Reynolds in the "mail mail mail, there it is" part. :P

[0yashamaru0Return]

You wouldn't understand the "ah no mail" part if you haven't seen the movie

[poised2pause]

How is the constant racism towards the chinese girl funny?

Especially the line "I hope you get molested"

Seriously, I don't see the humour.

[MrNusecus]

@poised2pause its not really meant to be funny for the audience. its more to cretae the atmosphere for the audience

[Swartsanigga]

fuck ass.

[AltFreak25]

my favorite scene in this is the therapist scene when he starts to masturbate lol

[LuvSlipKnot4lifeever]

LMFAO, I effing love Donnie. ^_+

[CrackAGrin]

-Donnie unbuttons his pants-

His therapist: "Umm, I'd like to hear about your friend Frank..."

Awwwwwkward.

[TeamDBTB]

13 can go suck a fuck

[Skidonti]

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[CrackAGrin]

Hahaha 1:20.

"I'M NOT AFRAID ANYMORE" at 20x the volume.

[illBeRoy]

What's a fuck ass ?

[Michaels1059]

1:15 Holy shit that's Seth Rogen

[Lilo9406]

Whats the point of living if you don't have a dick??

[ViolentSmiley08]

you forgot the part where donnies mom walked out the room and as if donnie was about to show remorse for telling his mom off, he just says "BITCH"

[babynick97]

13 people need 2 be visted by Frank!!

[Slyteradon]

his sister is hot

[AlecVannoy]

@Slyteradon i guess someone has to fuck her wide face

[Slyteradon]

@AlecVannoy yep, I'm just glad it was me ;)

[omglolzorange67]

@Slyteradon Her brother is hot. Lol. <3

[LightsOutNukeWinter]

@Slyteradon u may already know that's his real sister. I love this film. great to see a movie grow the way this one did over time after having a bad time at the box office

[raptorinator]

@Slyteradon Not anymore.

[Slyteradon]

@raptorinator aww...

[DenialGuys]

@Slyteradon did you know that's his actually sister?

[Slyteradon]

@DenialGuys yup

[birsic3216]

@Slyteradon not anymore

[daddyfatsackish]

@Slyteradon That bitch is nasty

[cha1235]

I love the humor in this movie. In all the madness of the story, they're able to fit hilarious bits in the dialogue.

[ilovekyokyoxD]

i love it when he says "not until 8th grade".. everyone acted so serious and he was just joking heehee  and also, can someone explain to me what the hell they were talking about when they were at the bus stop... something about 7:45?? oh yeah and what does this mean: "married with children" O__O ?

[isnover]

@ilovekyokyoxD married with children was a tv show back in the 80's or 90's with christina applegate on it. thats what he was making reference to

[ilovekyokyoxD]

@isnover OHHH!!!! THANK YOU SOO MUCH!!

[fromdaghettowithlove]

"Whats the point of living if you don't have a dick?" I don't know, ask Justin Bieber

[fromdaghettowithlove]

"I don't think about fucking my family thats gross!" love that part

[beastmode4607]

u forgot the antichrist part hahahah

[lollirotcharlie]

i love it when he puts his hands down his pants. *w*

[LottaLottaLegos]

lmao 0:34 "please tell me elizebeth how does one suck a fuck??"

[rooeeez]

*I'M ALL EARS*

[megan66839]

HAAHAHHA

Whats a fuckass?

[mrswintro]

Smurfs are A-sexual ...hahahahahahahahah classic

[Cheese8mario]

who is the actor who playyed donnie

[AuroraD801]

@Cheese8mario

Jake Gyllenhaal.

[HappyPeopleEatCows]

Is the girl at the start the same one from Batman?

[Spinoraptorrex]

@HappyPeopleEatCows

Yup.

[rooeeez]

@HappyPeopleEatCows Maggie Gyllenhaal

[SgtAza]

@HappyPeopleEatCows Yes she was from the Batman Dark Knight movie

[nennie16noonah]

lol tht guy reminds me of ryan reynolds, kinda looks like him too

[loreleipink]

Seth rogen, Ashley Tisdale, and Spencer from I carly are all in this movie.

[iFruit96]

someone oughta write that bitch

[mizfidget]

Hahahah! That was some of the best parts of the movie.

[DeMystified2012]

I'm not afraid anymore!

[meddeyc]

'Go back to China BITCH.'

'Hey. Porky Pig. I hope you get molested.'

I fucking love that actor :D

[Spinoraptorrex]

Drew Barrymore is the original "Rageguy".

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUU----

[XR11995]

@Spinoraptorrex thats exactly what i thought.

[XxXiiCCCyyyooohhXxX]

13 people were told to CHUT UP!

[sexyliciousmexican]

"I like your boobs."

" Haha noo... I don't think about fucking my family. That's gross."

[pinkweenies1627]

"Tell me,How does one suck a fuck?!?!?"

HAHA!^^^

[sSupernaturalholic]

"When you fall asleep tonight...I'm gonna fart in your face!" lol xD

[jazzymcjazzster]

"Hey, Porky Pig, I hope you get Molested." Why is this clip so funny when I sometimes when I punch that guy in the face lol It's offensive...but I can't help laughing at him.

[firelovesugar100]

'when can I squeeze one out?'

'not until 8th grade..' XD lmfao

[spazzjam669]

13 people don't know how to suck a fuck

[jasonslave123]

FUCK ASS

[blamagenkind]

Mail mail mail. The funniest scene, definitely.

[TheGrapefruit75]

WHERE ARE THE HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS?!?!

[colt456781]

13 people were asked to forcibly insert the life line exersize car into their anus.

[XR11995]

@ImFormTheGD thats what i heard too man, good thing i didnt say it out though, hehehehehe.

[Raxmus4]

GO SUCK A FUCK!

[TheBrokenFrog]

FUUUUUUUCK XD gets me everytime.

[lacrossebabe23]

someone outta write tht bitch. XD

[EpicDERP]

The only line Seth Rogen for over half the move: I like your boobs.

classic rogen.

[11shawnnwahs11]

good way to end the video XD

[TheSilentOne50]

What's a Fuckass?

[skim8463]

Still waiting for the funny bits :p

[mirtasmiddlefinger]

"oh oh! there might still be a mail! mail mail mail!"

i laughed. XD

[rampagingacorn]

I'M NOT AFRAID ANYMORE!

[PRSguitarsLuke]

ah no dice grandma

[a7xfan436]

"your such a fuck ass!!!!" *laughs* "im a fuck ass?? WELL YOU CAN GO SUCK A FUCK!" xD

[BigMovementTV]

is that seth rogan that says i like your boobs? :L :L

[The180Curse]

@BigMovementTV It certainly is!

[SgtAza]

@The180Curse And 13 people need to go back to China

[ler0y182]

@BigMovementTV Yessss

[codeman336]

@BigMovementTV ah i never knew that ahah!

[dizzyisme]

i watched the movie online yesterday and there are like 5 scenes here i never saw!!!

[09011994]

"I like your boobs." - Seth Rogan

[Hinotafandemonfox]

what is the whole first part about, i dont get it. sorry for my ignorance

[MusicUploadsAlt]

@Hinotafandemonfox

If you don't understand what 'squeeze one out' connotes then...you just suck

[BlackFlame2]

LOL

[mcchippy0]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

[bluesweetascandy]

1:20 mark from zoey 101 lolol

[chloe7069]

"When you go to sleep tonight, i'm gonna fart in your face"

x_x oh donnie

[skaterman133]

no i dont think about fucking my family thats gross XD

[RebelNotASaint]

"Smurfs are A-sexual! They- They don't even have... Reproductive organs... Under those little white pants!"

[Shaduxx]

"Just swallow it."

[PerfectGlitch]

The dad's pretty awesome. Especially when he's laughing at the beginning scene and later on when he tells that one teacher to shove the card up her ass.

[sheplaysguitar2]

how exactly does one suck a fuck? that's a very good question hahaha.

[Kassi010]

I don't think about fucking my family, that's gross.

[AppDates]

Whats a fuck ass?

[RYNO2511]

"Porky Pig, I hope you get molested" :O LMAO

[brandonlkoenig]

You forgot... Donnie grabs a smoke and says to Samantha...

"What happens if you tell mom about this"

"you'll put Ariel in the garbage disposal"

"God dam right I will" that line one of my favs!

[brandonlkoenig]

D: can I have a cigarette?

D: what am I going to do If you tell on me Samantha?

S: cut off barbies head?

D: God Damn right I will.

[ayayay101]

"When you fall asleep tonight...I'm gonna fart in your face."

Fart jokes are ALWAYS funny.

[MRAK47ification]

what is this shit emo film

[GDG4ever]

@MRAK47ification A:Why are you watching it if you have no idea? B: If you don't like it, don't watch it. C: It's Donnie Darko (It says it in the title) and it is an amazing movie that leaves your head spinning and twisting.

[TheSilentOne50]

@MRAK47ification Fuck is wrong with you, this is one of the best films ever made. It's the perfect blend of comedy, drama, thriller, and horror.

[mont3777]

CHUT UP!!

[XreverseXanielmX]

First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole "gang bang" scenario, it just couldn't happen! Smurfs are asexual. They ...don't even have...reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical about being a Smurf. Y'know, what's the point of living if you don't haveadick?

[xXLadyValoXx]

Samantha: What's a fuck-ass... XD God i love Donnie Darko! Marry Me? LOL ^_^

[EmmaOberst]

never noticed seth rogen until now! love it :') xx

[NinjaRacoonDelta]

We may still have mail, AAAW no dice gramma, someone ought write that bitch

[iFruit96]

"I'll tell you what he said! He asked me to forcefully insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!!!"

[jeffreygibson01234]

"when you fall asleep, im gonna fart in your face" " im telling mom"