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  • 3:59 - 5:01 Possibly my favorite part in the entire series.

  • Mimi is a psycho!

  • 'This gorge is huuuuge..... like your mom.' LOL

  • "No scab in his right mind would cross that picket line."

  • WE NEED TO BRING THIS BACK!!!!

  • xD i remember this one! i watched that one line over and over again!

    "I'm *so* glad I have your permission..."

    "Geez, do you EVER stop bitching?"

    "only when I don't have a pistol pointed at my head..."

    *switch to shotgun*

    "oh that's so much more comfortable..."

  • Spings ep 7

  • WHAT WE BEEN STUCK WITH MRI AND YOU HAD BEEN ORDERING OUT!!!!!

    hold on! what! I KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    well he's certainly calm before that...

  • how about 4 os

    oversexed

    overpaid

    overpromoted

    OVER 9000!!!!!!

  • "specialist spriggs i order you to pull over!" *tank rams mongoose* "FORGET WHAT I SAID FORGET WHAT I SAID!!!"

  • "do you ever stop bitching?"

    "only when i dont have a pistol pointed at my head"

    (takes out shotgun) "oh thats so much more comfortable"

  • its 3:39am at night

  • Sit the ?@!#down and shut the?@!# up.

    LoL

  • wth is with the aliens on the tank? wats their deal?

  • Wow, this gorge is HUGE...like your mom! lmao!

  • HELP TODD!!

  • ILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!

  • BEST ONE EVER!!!!

  • pot this is kettle come in kettle over

  • BALLS TO THE WALL!!! LOL

  • "Sargent"

    "Captain"

    "Triple M, what is that alien doing?"

    "3rd gear"

    rofl

  • "stupid human tank. everyone ok?"

    "fine"

    "then we're outta here"

    "i don't think so"

    "what are you crazy?! do you wanna get caught by the...humans..."

    "Hioh"

    "well this is embarassing"

    LOL

  • sit the fuck down and shut the hell up

  • "You know what a captain is?

    "Sure, the 3 O's

    Oversexed

    Overpaid

    Overpromoted

    LOL

  • willy has vary sucky luck like the alians

  • i love this serries

  • wow this gorge is huge

    like your mom

  • Okay guys i get it. It was from eight months ago, didnt think it mattered if i h ad it on a diffrent resolution!

  • "wow this gorge is huge"

    "like your mom"

  • these videos are all halarious i watched all 12 over and over again

  • Triple m- jeez y dont u stop bitching

    Alien-only wen theres a pistol aimed at my head

    "pulls out shotgun"

    Alien- oh that makes me so much more comfortable

    =)

  • These guys remind me so much of my gang of friends. I swear to god my friends really do act like this

  • NO I DONT CARE ABOUT A BUNCH OF SMALL PPL WITH A FATSO

  • 1:52 overlord montage lmaooo overlord gremlin lol!

  • Whoa,this gourge is huge......like your mom

  • willy: i have my connections!

    mimi : DAMN IT WILLY!!! LMAO

  • 2:12 love this bit

    Hammer: sprigs, i order you to stop right this instant!

    tank comes up

    Hammer: FORGET WHAT I SAID, FORGET WHAT I SAID!!!!!

  • "Spriggs buddy pal how bout a ride?" (drives away) XD

  • oh my... my other comment has 41 thumbs up! LOL

  • I kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • seargent!

    captain

    what is that alien doing

    third gear

    oh.......well...um carry on

  • wwowwwwww, this gorge is huuuuuuge...like your mom x]

  • nice videos

  • are u implying im 1 of these nuts?!

  • wait youve been getting delivery out here? WEVE BEEN STUCK WITH M.R.E's for the past 2 MONTHS AND YOUVE BEEN ORDERING OUT! I KILLLL YOUUUUU!

  • i don't know what happened in this episode and there were too much huge spikes of loud noises this completely wasted my time

  • Mamila ??? No chinges

  • plz thumbs up if u had to skip videos go bac and put 240p tht will work i did it

  • capten= over sex

    over payed

    over promoted

  • gay

    

  • i can rewire it so it gos boom! what do you mean boom? what do you think i mean when i say boom?

  • "triple M are you drunk or something" " dammit willy i didnt fix yet why would I load it"

    lol

  • willy:THATS IT THE TRUCE IS OFF IM COMIN AT YOU LIKE A BABY MAKIN MACHINE BALLS TO THE WALL!!

  • Pot, this is Kettle! Come in over!!

  • The computer thing sounds like ab-2365 off of destiny four

  • Look ma, no hands! CRASH

  • LOL AIT THE FUK DOWN bahahahaha

  • Weee!!! Look no hands!

  • "Triple M wat is that alien doing?"

    "third gear"

    "well...... carry on then..."

  • Thats It!! The truce is off you son of a bitch! Im coming at you like a baby making machine!

    BALLS TO THE WALL!!

  • at 3:37 when he wants a ride theirs a wraith in the backround lol

  • Wiley is funny assss hell

  • this is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Officers get first dibs.

  • That nurse is annoying

  • Lol at End seeems they dso have brains fall back to base Alien *SMACK*

  • why did the other 2 videos sound were 2 min ahead of vid

  • hey guys i want to make a halo machinima and i need new characters my gamertag is affectedhalo456 p.s. spartans vs elites

  • @hilowflow Ask...MetricKevin...He...Will.­..Help...Or...Kill...You...Eit­her way your not gonna have to worry about it you will have a character or you will be dead...Simple :D...Nah he will help...If he doesn't I'll kill him >:D

  • when i was looking for halo machinimas i saw spriggs and i thought i would look through a few episodes see how good it is and/or if its worth watching... i happen to find thiss and that tank bit in the beginning.........lets just say it meets my demands.

  • how does everyone, including the ones that werent there when he was promoted, know triple m is a sergeant...

  • finally a non lagy video, i had to skip 2 vids

  • @akatsukiwillreignter me too, plus those 2 vids were some of the best of this series

  • @F0XTR0T101 mhmm :p

  • @akatsukiwillreignter u can go bak put it on 240p tht should work

  • @akatsukiwillreignter yup same here

  • @akatsukiwillreignter

    or you could have pressed 240p like i did :P

  • @akatsukiwillreignter no vids were laging

  • @akatsukiwillreignter

    Switch to 240p. It solved the problems for me.

  • @akatsukiwillreignter go back to the others and turn the quolity to 240P

  • put the p settings to p240 then itll work man

  • @akatsukiwillreignter put the p to p240 then itll work mate

  • @akatsukiwillreignter try turning it to 240P instead :)

  • @akatsukiwillreignter you could have just changed the p to 240

  • @akatsukiwillreignter seriously? if you switch to 240p then they work

  • @akatsukiwillreignter have to put on it on 240p for it to stop lagging

  • @killerirish56 Dude its been 9 months. i know that now, mostly i get a comment on this EVERY DAY

  • @akatsukiwillreignter if you put them in 240p no lagg :)

  • @akatsukiwillreignter you gotta switch themm from 360 to 240 it wont lag

  • BOTH OF YOU SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND SHUT THE HELL UP!

  • @Mangekyoification Stfu. Cant you see the comment was 1 year ago :/

  • @akatsukiwillreignter change qualuity to 240 and it workz

  • @akatsukiwillreignter did u try to put the 2 videos on 240g worked 4 me

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  • LMAO! LMAO! ow,ow,ow.......

  • only when i dont have a pistol pointed at my head... oh thats so much more comforting!!!

  • weeeee look mom no hands hahahah

  • "WOW THIS GORGE IS HUGE!" "hehe kinda like your mom..."

  • wait uve been getting delivery out here?WEVE BEEN STUCK WITH MRE'S FOR THE PAST 2 MONTHS AND UVE BEEN ORDERING OUT!!!!!!!!!! look u all have alot of problems-I KEEL YOU!!!!!!!!!! LMAO !!!!

  • U BEEN GETTIN CARRYOUT I KEEL U!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • What a bad ass tank and bad ass Spriggs

  • DAMN IT WILLIE I HAVEN'T FIXED IT YEY WHY WOULD I LOAD IT!!!!!!

  • the aliens found food at the end!

  • Jeez, do you ever stop bitching?

    Only when when I don't have a pistol pointed to my head.

    *pulls out shotgun*

    OH thats so much more accompanying...

  • @kalamitous123 he said OH thats soo much more comforting

  • @kalamitous123 comforting haha

  • @rapertrue hahaha, 8 months ago...

  • @kalamitous123 fail. it's comforting.

  • @antonfatso 1 doesn't matter because they both work and thats just what it sounds like to me

    2 that was 8 months ago I stopped caring about the comment and vid 7 months ago...

  • @kalamitous123 ... *Bashes head onto keyboard*

  • select armor piercing rounds comp

    ammo count zero

    uh...select high explosive rounds

    try again

    regular rounds?

    all out

    nerf rounds?

    No

    LOL

  • i helped make these with keeton ferrel

  • weee look ma no hands rofl

  • Balls to the wall hahah

  • watch red vs blue to see ware the vehicles whent

  • what the fraek did wile say that for

  • HIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! LOL XD

  • Yawn its 12:00

  • "stand down SGT!"

    "im gonna kill him hammer.."

    "youre not allowed to kill him.."

    "thank you L.T he caught me by suprise!"

    "OFFICERS GET FIRST DIBS!"

    "BOTH OF YOU SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND SHUT THE HELL UP!!!"

  • sound sucks

  • the woman at they start walking into an invisible wall is the funniest part

  • this is so random...in a funny way

  • Weee!!!!!!!!

  • "Take your time, it would take a miracle for anyone to find me out here..."

  • 0:44 MMM? are you drunk or somthing.

    damnit willy I havent fixed it yet!

  • man shame its not in TV that could be best show EVER XD

  • I KILL YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

  • hio!!!!!!!! lol

  • WE'VE BEEN STUCK WITH M.R.E'S AND YOU'VE BEEN ORDERING OUT I KILL YOU!!!!! lol

  • "dammit willy i havent fixed it yet why whould i load it" >I () cant stop laughing.

  • ii <3 how sprigs is always on his moongose xD

  • sick vids

  • "Sargent, what is that alien doing?"

    "3rd gear."

    "Oh...okay, continue."

    ROFL

  • BOTH OF YOU SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND SHUT THE HELL UP

    lol

  • both of you sit the fuck down and shut the hell up XD

  • BALLS TO THE WALL YEAH!!!!

  • Again with Stitch! Awesome man! but why is the dude banging ont eh tank?

  • "I promise not to hurt you if you open up" Wha ping, wha ping!

  • Triple M "Do you ever stop bitching?"

    alien: "Only when I don't have a pistol in front of my head" "Oh, that's so much more comforting"

    haha made me laugh

    General: "Specialist Spriggs, I order you to stop this inetince...Forget what I said, forget what I said"

  • @unbelivablepker 1: hammer is a liutenant not a genaral and

    2: I HAVENT FIXED IT YET WHY WOULD I LOAD IT!

  • BALLS TO THE WALL!

  • hmzseriously guys there must be some nice men out there i am so lonely

  • Actually there are,I am one of them...Dosen't mean there are more though

  • I KILLS YOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • BALLS TO THE WALL W00T

  • @ Tpentdragint if u wanna see the worst mashinima series ever made, try watching ours at mackalexd307, it's horrible, i'll admit, but it just gets better, u watch

  • Just not your type. It is actually done very well...just in a style that isn't so universally accepted. I've seen some that were produced absolutely terribly.

  • You do know that not a single sound from the game is used in this machinima right?

  • isn't that what i said?

  • Wow. You are retarded.

  • ouch... and to think i was just insulted by a troll

  • Do you just want to start an argument?

  • @TpendragonT that's just your opinion, much more people like it than people that don't, so they keep producing them. don't watch them if you don't like it

  • @TpendragonT about the spriggs halo 3 machinima you have no taste in good halo 3 machinima's this is one of the best if it can get 459,554 hits than its really good so shut up

  • " I do when i DONT HAVE A PISTOL POINTED AT MY HEAD!" (Pulls out shotgun) " oh so much more comforting."

  • dude this is... freakin hilarious man

  • select armor piercing roundscomputer

    ammo count 0

    alright...

    select high explosive rounds computer

    try again

    regular rounds

    unounced

    nerf rounds

    nope

  • thats it the truce is of you bitch! lol xD

  • oh oh I know this one, the 3 O's

    over sex

    over paid

    over promoted

    LMAO xD

  • One of the aliens has meatwad from aqua teen hunger force's voice.

  • Amazing

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  • 0:46 is so funny XD

  • i never get tired of those aliens so funny great series when you make these i think you should make an actual tv series rated PG-13

  • @lkoval345 i agree

  • BALLS TO THE WALLS