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  • holy shit that lady is ugly

  • lol i thought u were going to say "it would just be great if you slob on my knob" lol

  • She sounds like she smokes cigarettes since childhood.

  • LOL do you even know how long you were talking to yourself?!

  • "A happy ending, are ya going to read me a story or sumthin'?"

    Food all over my laptop

  • Wait why was he in shock? i musta missed sumthn...

  • ITS CLEEEVLANDDD

  • @bikaroo1 lmfao yaaaa

  • KERMIT!! :D

  • Woah man I wanna go there for the happy ending

  • @coolflygangsterguy have you seen what the lady looks like?

  • @coolflygangsterguy im assuming you didnt see the picture

  • Subscribe to my channel and I'll sub to yours xD

  • i just love the way you make ur subtitles

  • let me get dat number!!!

    

  • Kermit the frog?? 

  • Dumdiddlydoodaa

  • It's like Gomer Pyle raped Ned Flanders and this is the product of that unholy conjugation...

  • I love how she just casually said "handjob" >.>

  • idk y but his voice hes using for this O.o sounds like a weird kermit the frog lol

  • @TheBlackRose115 it's kermit's redneck twin

  • "I Mean This May Sound Kinda Wierd , But I'd Really Appreciate If You Can Just Suck On My BIG TOE For Like Five , Six Minutes Both Of em You Know Three Minutes Each Sumthin Like That" , ......... ?I Can Do It" LMAO!!!

  • kek

    

  • you really got some balls, guy.

    

  • he called back from a different number and got the topless massage

  • A Hand Job? That's more like a mediocre ending -_-

  • The world has too many freaks!!

  • This lady is desperate...

  • lol :troll:

  • are you goin to dee duh do do you do duh deep uh da deep tissue massage?

  • Happy ending oh shit

  • calcumalations

  • "pretend its one of them, how many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop, but instead of a tootsie pop its my big toe"

    where do you come up with this shit :D

  • I LOVE IT WHEN SHE SAYS YEA ITS A STORY no its a handjob

  • I DONT WANT YOUR FLAPPY BOOBIES ALL OVER ME!

  • hahahaha so funny how he doesnt burst out laughing i do no know

  • Cleveland?

  • i hear some buk lao coming out at some parts

  • does anyone else find it weird how the massage person agrees to suck his BIG toe

  • lol dun diddly

  • he sounds like a mix of ned flanders and kermit the frog

  • 1:26 you should have said what if i had a small penis will you poke fun at it ...lmao

  • am i the only one that thinks he sounds like a hill-billy kermit the frog? (in a good way)

  • suck on my big toe - hahahaha, this is genuis!

  • dun diddley doo duh

  • 153 People caint didlly get their big toe slobbered on

  • pretty cheap for all that

  • I would like a link to that ad :P

  • lmao " it's ok i dun diddly do dah loose service sometimes too" XD

  • Wtf... " youd be nude n id be topless" n a hand job wtfff is wrong with this lady xD

  • I dun diddly dah

  • lmao shes willing to do it

  • 1:44 heh he no 0.0

  • "a happy en...are you gonna read me a story or somethin?" LMAO

  • 4:50

  • 4:40

    

  • Would have added 100 bucks added to the happy ending, you know, MORE THINGS :D

  • SEES fucking UGLY dont belive me read the description

  • I didn't know that George W. Bush had a foot fetish. LOL! =)

  • Nice country accent (thumbs up irl)

  • you sound like hank hill

  • @98wwf he really doesn't

  • Kermit?

  • tell me were they do the massarges from i wanna get a hand job :D

  • @bbhnumber1 go on the link in the description and see her face and you will regret saying that

  • Gimme this chicks num whoa!! lmfaooooooo

  • @gksalldaybaby look at her picture!

  • BAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA­HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH­AH "Hahaha no. A hand job:)"

  • Oh my god! Never get a massage off Craigslist lol!

  • Ring

  • Lets just skip everything and start with happy ending ;)

  • @MineCrafterCity Agreed. *high five*

  • happy ending :D

  • im amazed these peanuts they charge... this is degrading and wasting the sex workers time, a higher paid worker wouldnt even waste the time to talk to you about this crap.

  • @rosskay do not like :(

  • I would fuking go there... look at the ggood side:

    1. Topless woman

    2. WHOLE BODY MASSAGE

    3. And theres a happy ending

    What else do you want?

  • @lmca1000 Some chicken strips would be nice.

  • LuUuUuUuvv lol

  • "You know what i mean? Dun diddly." hahaha more of this character plz haha this is great :D

  • I searched "stop reading these tags"...

  • "Happy Ending" hahahah

  • sounds like kermit the frog.... LOL HE WANTS A HANDSY! XD

  • I lost it at 4:29

  • OMG SHE ISS SOOOO UGL....funny

  • i got some 1 u can prank call

  • Lol

  • She must really need the money...

  • owh, handjob!

  • dun diddly doo dah :D

  • @TheTuber95 I've been lookin all dun diddly doo day!

  • now being able to say difffert voices, now thats freaken.... i want do that to lmao

  • Slobber over your big stinky hairy dondeedoodoglee big cahoona fungus daddy toe??!!! Yuck! SSSSSSooooo sick! lol.....

  • @extravirginclean IF YOU U DONT FIND IT FUNNY GTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BITCH

  • So, who went to craigslist after this?

  • slut

    

  • DUN DIDDLY DO DAH

  • It sounds kinda sexy....depending if the woman is a nice 25 y/o... But she sounds like a rusty 40 with those indian-style boobs that touch the floor.

  • @Moonyman213 ...the way you describe women's parts, i bet your balls hang down lifeless like small mouse carcases filled with sour milk flopping loose on a stringy rope ready to fall down and get squished by your own fungussy flat feet.

  • @extravirginclean Lol, you're very funny. My balls are very healthy, actually.. And if you have any problem with my way of describing woman, then tell me how you'd actually say it... or maybe you've never seen a naked woman before... Mr. "ExtraVIRGINClean"...

  • SUCH A GOOD REDNECK!! XD

    And I do indeed know how rednecks sound :P

  • @OMGitsmantequilla .... way better than lardy pancho brownnecks.

  • "are you going to read me a story or something?" i fucking died.

  • lol itd be like shes way older then him

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  • She's topless? LMAO

  • BIG TOE LOL

  • i dun diddly doo dah take a happy ending for 50 dollars!

  • Lolol

  • I wish I had a Happy Ending

  • who does not loled 4:40 to 4:57 lol 

  • "You gonna read me a story or sumthin'?" XD

  • check out my prank calls!

  • what if shes giving some one a hanjob and they stick their dick in her mouth :O

  • @Gangstarr112201 a... happier ending?

  • I get it Dun Diddly is like giggity giggity that was clever that was clever

  • I dont need your Flappy Boobies all over me LOL

  • is it me, or is that kermit the frog...?

  • lol! Toe fetish?

  • Calcumulations! 

  • ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww shes grooooooooooooooooooosssssssss look at her picture link in the description

  • Can I have a Happy beginning?

  • dude any one know where i can get a full body massage and happy ending it sounds scrumshis

  • Lol stop ,reading,the,tags,you,creep

  • Her: "Tootsie pop eh? Uh One.*lick* Uh Two*lick* Uh Three *CRUNCH*"

    Him:"AHHHH WTFDIDDLYDOODUNYOUDOINB***H?!?­!"

  • Lol you know she really wants that money..

  • call 1818393728

  • why the fuck would she be topless :S

  • @Shawn8Lampard cairgslist guy.. there stripers.....

  • @Shawn8Lampard its not wven a massage its probally a porno

  • @Shawn8Lampard so u get an erection fo the penis sucking,

  • @Shawn8Lampard Because it's sexy.

  • @Shawn8Lampard To get people excited?

  • @Shawn8Lampard this is why @ 1:45

  • @Shawn8Lampard no reason >->.....

    XD

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  • @Shawn8Lampard You will learn when your older....

  • @MrMeddyman it's a massage, not a prostitute.

  • @Shawn8Lampard yes she is, she is a sex worker.

  • @Shawn8Lampard You son't look at much porn, do you? Google search "creepy massage". You will know why. 

  • @xXMiniSharpyXx trust me I do, perv

  • @Shawn8Lampard "I watch porn but I'm not a perv"

    Watchu' smokin' nigga?

  • @xXMiniSharpyXx the good stuff

  • Happy ending nuff said

  • lol at the tags :)

  • I don't do the calculmalations

  • The ending just was the best

  • you got me in trouble.. i laughed so hard i woke my parents up xD thanks..

  • Interesting person lol

  • LOOOOOOOOOOL, when you were sing big toe, i swear to god, i pissed myself.

  • Happy ending xD hj...

  • u r nude and i am toplesss lol

  • I looooooveee.... THE Big-Toe STIMULATION !!!

  • I used to get my big toe sucked, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

  • uploaded on my birthday

  • topless? handjob?

    what kind of massage is this??

  • @MegaPrinnyDood i kno hey

  • @MegaPrinnyDood im geussing its a type a massage a hooker gives xD

  • Dun Diddly DOO Dah!

  • i've been to SUNFLOWER SPA in houston, and its true they do give handjobs but its 60$ extra where i go

  • hes real voice is just like seananers

  • @baraphilip he's seananers

  • slobber over my big toe XDD

  • The vietnamese or w.e it is voice makes me cry of laughter..do more of those

  • Cleveland Show - Mr. Bear!

  • we need more of this texas voice pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • litteraly.. if i did the happy ending, with a HAND job. id be there for an extra fucking 2 hours.. XD

  • i dont need your flappy boobies all over me.

    LOLL!!

  • His real voice is soo hot!! Especially his laugh!! 5:04!!!

  • hahahaha ,CALCUMALATIONS

    

  • is there such thing as a SUPER happy ending

  • @Logan10899 look at her picture

  • Does ur mother know u do this shit? Lol.

  • New voice, YEA!