MLIA (FML Parody)

[marvin280694]

today i watched a silliy video on youtube

i commented on it

mlia

[bobodahappycow]

If only they could see it now. XD

[boldarbiter]

i think MLIA came first.

[missmukmuk]

I love the last 1..hahahahahaha

[limegreenlover95]

starting at 0.56

happens to me all the time :D haha

[kORYmENTINK]

Today while watching this video i realized my name isn't tommy :(

[hopetotheworld]

Today in assembly, Our principal told the school that 'planking' is now banned in our school and anyone caught doing it will be suspended. During his lecture about planking, an awesome teacher went behind the principal, and planked. HisLIA.

[MeAteYourFood]

Today I saw a guy wearing the same shirt as me. I went over and tried to high five him, when I realised it wasn't really the same shirt. MLIA

[Mehsalf]

My stories always fail, i guess my life actually is average.

[Thiswasnoaccident]

Today I had to walk to a Drs appointment in the rain. my socks were wet by the time I got there. MLIA <3

[amyrocks10]

MLIA ALL THE WAY!!!

[MsDisneyManiac1]

People who read FML are just people who have no lives so read about other peoples suckish lives to feel better about themselves. People who read MLIA are just awesome people comparing their lives with other awesome people just to see who's awesomer. MLIA all the wayy!!!

[TheWebuser3]

today, i saw snow white and a banana dancing on a street corner. my life is now complete, and average.

[nickkrat]

i have that same phone from 0:35 MLIA! lol

[TheKimpohl]

i woke up this morning with a headache. I took some advil and it is gone now.

[BreeBabexx]

i live off MLIA it is were all of us MLIAers get together and share our average stories :D MLIA and OLAA ;)

[Pettyfer007]

Asian guys!! xD

[utubekid132]

why is MLIA now MyLifeisAwesome? all i ever read about now is ninjas justin beiber, voldemort and harry potter, days being made, and soulmates, and also waldo....

[IrishySoccer]

you guys are awesome

[azndevice]

@IrishySoccer MLIA. my life is awesome. :P

[thecolourhoneydew]

This was great! Back from when MLIA was actually average. *reminisces*

[bubbaliciousish]

to tell their country lol. u guys r pretty photogenic

[junitatheangel1]

Ah, yes. MLIA when it was ACTUALLY FUCKING AVERAGE. Damn OPs, fucking everything up... *continues unintelligible rant full of cussing*

[MUSIKGIRLFRESH]

OMG! The story about Hogwarts was mine!

[azndevice]

@MUSIKGIRLFRESH fo realzz?

[bboyever]

Today, I used a cheese grater. It did not make my cheese greater. Mlia.

[rockergurl5775]

Hahahahahaha

"I turned the light off in my basement, I was alone so I ran up stairs cause it was dark"

I do that all the time

[spearworld6]

MLIA is such a cliche. 

[biebers1baby]

Today I heard a pen drop

MLIA

;)

[thealyshal]

FML is shit MLIA all the way bitches!!!

[cari002]

Today,there was a teenager in Wal-Mart making a scene because their mom didn't think they needed a Harry Potter video game. That teen was me. MLIA.

[Paegodude]

I love the "On a Boat" story XD

[punchbuggy3]

MLIA alll the frickin way

[eobo1]

my favorite is the blanket story

[Peppy3072]

wow that basement story was mine :)

[azndevice]

@Peppy3072 seriously? awesome story. XD

[Drogsboy98]

Mlia is boring. FML isint fake they have to put Today and put FML at the end they also have to spell it right you would know this if something shit happend to you.mlia is boring same shit everyday.I drew a ninja and got extra credit.How many times have you heard that one

[blemogirl88]

ITS LIKE INSOMNIA AHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[OtherSandy]

Nice nice ;DD

[N2tZ]

I think "My life is average" should be changed to "My life is awesome"

Just compare the oldest posts with the newer ones and you´ll see why :D

[Nevershoutnever1114]

I felt the same way when I didn't get my Hogwarts letter

[ohohothisrocks]

sometime ago, I was digging my ears in the bathroom. My brother enters the bathroom, closes the door and was about to take a shit when he saw me. he apologized and left. MLIA

[MsDoctorwho22]

oh no 27 ppl and counting have bad aim!! today i stayed at home mlia

[jzmnbty]

Today I was walking by this guy I have a huge crush on. My friends then says, "hey, is that the guy you like," loud enough for him to hear. MLIA.

[CalvinandHobbes14]

DAMMMM I had this idea first!!! ahaha but I cudve never done it as gud as them, so great job! :D

[DrumminBoy94]

today, i watched this video and thought it was amazing, MLIA

[tj70000]

Today i thought i saw a walrus, then i found out it was my dad in the bath. MLIA

[tianaxlaney]

my grandma told me notto think dirty when she pulled out along carrot, MLIA

[litlkooljay]

Check out MyLifeIsFly!

[cassidyteufel]

Today I felt like waffles for breakfast. I had some.mlia

[rememberstreetsharks]

the really old ones are funny,

but now its all harry potter snuggies twighlite and lightsabers. google v yahoo and stories that end with.... best(blank) ever? i think so... gets annoying and half of the stories refrence to other posts...... and the unfunny half a page posts. some dont even end with mlia....... sad face to mlia :/

[ilovehippo345]

I watched this video ... MLIA

[ArtificialHero33]

Don't look at MLIA story comments. Just a bunch of grammar Nazis and perverts.

[xjunshix]

haha  you guys are great! <3

[mlutey]

haha i love your boat :)

[gthec9909]

Today,.... blah blah blah. MLIA

[redrumjulia78]

I LOVE MLIA!!!!

[TheEjster]

LOL. This is awesome.

But I did prefer the FML one.

[ThePaparazziKid]

i climbed a mountain me and my uncle screamed im on a mountain! and then we made a song out of it

[kanani94]

this was funny:) :) :)

[supersing40]

a while back i went to see a movie with my sister. we got popcorn. the lady next to us was alone. she put her hand in our popcorn and ate it. i went to get more and i spilled it in the hall. mlia

[supersing40]

i have that phone2!!!!!!!!

[Randomsuperninja]

I was helping at a party where the clients (elderly people) got to choose a candy to take with them, the choices were bubble gum, tootsie rolls or cinimon balls, when I told a couple their choices the lady smiles an says cinimon balls and they both crack up laughing, I'm glad to know old people still have a sence of humer. MLIA

[cntrymusicst]

Today, I was over at a friend's house and we saw a group of middle schoolers walking by my car, so I set off the car alarm sending them running away scared. MLIA.

[stfubetchface]

OMG!!! WIN! Thank you for making my day. MLIA

[moemoneysouth]

yo that was actually funny you guys keep up the good work and never listen to haters

moemoneysouth over and out

[phoonyou15]

today, i saw a kid spinning a text book on his finger. that is my new life goal MLIA

[ipodtouchraper]

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[ipodtouchraper]

This is average right?!

[painterofmusic]

Today, I tried to see how long I could hold my breath. Thirty-two seconds. MLIA.

[tifakaylakat]

Today I purchased a pack of gum and am planning on tapping it under a desk at school and writing on the desk "If you read MLIA, you'll know what to do". MLIA

[Thatutubechick9]

Mlia has changed so much in 9 months! It's so much better now

[Nikichita]

Today was slap year 8 day. I'm in year 8, I did not get slapped once. Win.

[CindySueShaw]

I love MLIA. :) MLIA

[king9166]

Mlia has changed alot 2 ppls extreamly unaverage lives

[Cyb3rKronos]

CHECK OUT AZNDEVICE'S NEW VIDEO! :)

[holzponyxox]

today, in science we were doing sex education. everyone thought 'noooo' i though 'yesssss!!!' but i didnt say anything !! ahah

[Brinunah]

Today I decided to answer every rhetorical question my AP English teacher asked the class. Not only did I get weird stares from everyone in the class along with the occasional giggles out of my friends, but I answered about 30 or so quetions in that one period. I feel like I deserve at least 5 xtra credit points for answering unnecessary questions. MLIA

[yarneyboy24]

@JoshuaDanielPap thts not average..

[KrazeeMee]

I had an assignment due today that i hadnt even started, so i stayed home.  Its already 2: 30, and i still havent looked at it. MLIA

[JonasSisters628]

Lets make it clear I hate the Jonas Brothers this is my sisters account.

Last year I went to Disney world. While I was walking out of the Hall of Presidents I saw a kid playing with a toy gun in the gift shop. While I was walking away the kid shot it off and I fell to the ground. His face was as if he saw a ghost. MLIA

[sidewalkcakes]

you can tell who the MLIA readers are in these comments.

[AnimeStargrl15]

MLIA is so much better than FML!

[Peppy3072]

@AnimeStargrl15 true dat

[canadasucksmon]

@AnimeStargrl15  up yours

[AnimeStargrl15]

@canadasucksmon

Excuse me, but that was about, oh, six months ago? Since then, I've checked out FML. :P

[madethis2comment]

Today while my fan was on my bangs started tickling my face. I pinned my bangs back, and there was no more tickling. MLIA

[smiggle98]

Today while I was drinking a bottle of water, I realized that ever since I saw an episode of Spongebob when I was a kid, where Patrick teaches Spongebob to hold out his pinky finger when drinking something, I have always unintentionally held out my pinky while drinking something too. It turns out my mom's wishes of having me be a proper lady have come true after all. MLIA.

[14aly]

omfg no way! me too!!!

[xxseenyweenyxx]

Today, my science teacher said the word 'crap' 4 times. MLIA

[PoisonedTongue]

today, my psychology teacher assigned us dream journals. i lied in it. MLIA

[Sokobansolver]

Today I commented on this video. MLIA

[Tessawh]

Today I read a comment with someone saying he commented on a video.

[NCN4NGNP]

my life is average is eff-ing awesome!

[blazikenking]

ever since I learned what eternal life is, I have made it a goal of mine to achieve that. so far, so good. MLIA

[Vampiratninja]

Today, I won $ 100,000. I still closed the pop up. MLIA.

[supalucy]

Haha you guys are awesome... remind me of the quileutes in Twilight before they before big buff werewolves!!.. I love MLIA!

[annonomus100]

today, i went into my room 2times to get my school ID. Both times, i walked in and asked myself why i was in my room. MLIA

[purplebandaid123]

lmaoo stories of my life i swaerr!

ive done like everyone of these to sadly sayy

[mariatovar1014]

omg you guys were sooo funny!! lmao:)

[hhDancer19]

i kind of superly enjoyed this!

[xxerica2014xx]

Today I went on youtube. MLIA

[Malika296]

LOL this vid. is megga stupid in a funny way

[tyguy0256]

Today I lived. MLIA

[litlkooljay]

Check out MyLifeIsFly

[lizthegoth]

you guys rock :] ilu all :] cuties <3 x

[Annaie123]

Today, I renamed my iPod "This ship" just for the pleasure of seeing the phrase "This ship is syncing" MLIA

[jackyj13]

hey, i have the same phone as you.

haha, mkay...

[BuTwatee]

today i watched this video. MLIA

[mancool124]

today i got a headache :{ mlia

[anadventurouskid]

Yay! MLIA stories from when MLIA was actually average. Now it's all a competition to be come up with the most insane, awesome, usually FAKE, stories.

[LazyLiberty]

@anadventurouskid word... they're mostly ammusing, but not in their place...

[kEwLgAl127]

@anadventurouskid

The website you are now looking for is MLIAA: My Life Is ACTUALLY Average...

xD

[ClipBoxStudios]

Today, I watched a crappy video unintentionally degrading an awesome website. MLIA

[Littlelupe1234]

Today, i realized i have friends. MLIA

[jlr373]

Today, I realized the voice inside my head speaks with a British accent when it gets excited. MLIA

[CRackaJack210]

Today, while at the local movie theatre I was forced to run back and forth getting refreshments. At last I thought I was done but there was still one trip left in me. Upon entering the lobby, I discovered the man behind the concession counter slidding around in his socks humming "Old time rock and roll." Guess who missed the beginning of the movie?

[QuEEn88Cruella]

good work...

today i had to prepare for finals but found better things to do...mila!

[Lucidmike78]

great work guys.

[TheThumbsUProduction]

ummm ok???

[iVampii]

Today, i tried to avoid mlia. So when i wanted to try something new. i see a "mlia" type video on my recommended. And i had to click. mlia? no fml.

[iHATEburberry]

Shame MLIA isn't average anymore. It's all "Today, I had a ninja Jedi mind trick fight with my teacher, who also like Harry Potter and dinosaurs".

[dazzmin]

@iHATEburberry i know right......

[XxxRandomShizzxxX]

its not suppose to be average.... <.< its like being sarcastic like for example Today, my friends and I were discussing how little kids acted when they learned Santa wasn't real. My Science teacher was walking by and he instantly shouted, "SANTA ISN'T REAL?!?" He then pretended to completely break down and cry. We couldn't finish the rest of the class because everyone was laughing so hard.MLIA Its not average...thats the whole point You just ruined the joke ;-:

[newyorkafterhours]

well if you look back at the OLD MLIA then you would see that it was supposed to be average, but it has evolved into unrealistic fake cliches

[TheMachanga]

"It's not supposed to be average" WTF! THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF THE WESITE DUMBASS

[brodeurheaton]

Why don't you like MLIA anymore because of that?

[iHATEburberry]

I do like MLIA, it's just not the same as it used to be.

[iHATEburberry]

Ah. I'm getting thumbed down. Of course.

[OoSimsRockoO]

I clicked thumbs up for you. I completely agree.

[countkanon]

today some ducks decided to take me on, but i showed them by hearding them back into the lake , MLIA.

[intriguedbycontrast]

Today, I decided to start a new diet. I told my parents to block MLIA on all the computers. We agreed that for every half hour that I exercise is another page of MLIA my dad will read out loud to me later that night. I've lost 4 pounds so far. MLIA

Best Weight Loss Tactic EVER.

[PropanePenny]

i love mlia (:

[kmontaay]

Today, I was at work when I saw my friend was standing around wearing a sign that said "Free Hugs." So, I went on break and stood next to him with a sign that said "Premium Hugs, $1.00", I made $8.00. MLIA.

[tiki2196]

Yesterday, i set an alarm for 6:20 on my lab top. Today, i woke up at 9:30. I left my headphones in my labtop MLIA

[HellShooter2]

u guys wud be the next nigahiga if you cud just act a little better and not sound like you're scripted. Good job otherwise tho

[ThisIsSparta117]

One night i had a dream where me and my best friend got into a ninja fight. I thought nothing of it, and the next day I told him. He told me he had the exact same dream. Mind. Blown. MLIA

[Cyb3rKronos]

WATCH MLIA 2 =)

its better !

[Menards2]

this ruined all those MLIA's

[pplrch]

i know & they were listed as like best of the year...

[musicianhayd]

lol u guys r hilarious!

Today I discovered that I'm fast enough to catch flies. It's a little messier than I thought it would be. MLIA

[KochiDragon]

I saw some of those

[superbubbleaquapower]

Ha. This is actually LOL-worthy. ;P

[iruss795]

today, i passed a sign for a construction company that said "Look at other sign". So i looked at the other sign and it said "made you look". MLIA

[chikiesaurus]

Today,when i was in geography class a teacher was substituting and we were doing cheat sheets.Since he told us we could write anything i wrote on the back the entire pokemon theme song and when i handed it in the teacher hugged it.MLIA

:]

[DrunkenRumbleFighter]

When I went to McDonalds after the Big Mac had been removed, someone realised this, and proclaimed: "This is crazy!" another woman in the store, mouth full, yelled out "This is madness!!"... the room fell silent. I put down my chicken nuggets, took a sip of my soda, and screamed at the top of my lungs in the deepest and threatening voice I could muster, and yelled; "THIS IS MCDOLANDS! TAKE YOUR CRAZY MOVIE FANTASIES ELSEWHERE, HEATHENS!!".

[kam3910]

lol nice!

[hellman32]

this after noon i wake up n tried to find anything too eat in the refrigerator ..there was a nothing....... except "RICE"

MLIA....:(

[sleightprestige]

Today, I noticed that I always close my eyes when I put on or take off a shirt. I decided to keep my eyes open this time. I got fuzz in my eyes. MLIA

[sophiecrtz]

love mlia !

[preppysucks]

wow

[whatt2dowithdaylight]

today i took an advil.

it didn't help.

it sucked.

MLIA

[ACExHEROinex33]

Today, I was texting in class. I got caught and my teacher took it from me. She did not grab my penis. MLIA

LOLOLOL

[BrokenArrowHON]

"Today, I decided to tan on the balcony. I took my top off and my neighbor came out and saw me. He's a guy. So am I. We greeted each other. MyLifeIsAverage."

[kam3910]

if u were a girl like me... u probably wouldve screamed if he saw u!!

[BrokenArrowHON]

lol. i am a girl, and i would most defiantly scream if a boy neighbor say me half naked.

[kam3910]

i scream when my sister sees me... but right when i scream, you can hear her quickly close the door :P

[BrokenArrowHON]

haha. that happened to me once too. except instead of screaming i yelled "JESUS!!" and it had the same effect. =)

[pivart]

i've read all of these

[ashleah9746]

today, i tried to squish a spider. i missed and only got a leg in the napkin. Then proceeded to determine that he's either dead or there is a 7 legged spider looking for revenge. I moved where i was sitting. MLIA original (woot woot)

[Averedninjaman]

today i wanted a pickle... i couldn't open the jar, so my dad opened it

[mushergirl]

Today, I heard a 60 year old man recite the Pokemon Rap. MLIA

[xfreadumx]

Today, I went to the restroom. As I got into the stall, I looked at the different fliers people from my school put on the inside of the stalls. One said, "He is watching you. Look up." I slowly looked up. When my eyes reached the ceiling, there was a picture of Robert Pattinson staring back at me. I screamed. MLIA

[Momothebean]

this is the best MLIA

[pivart]

read that

[SweeneyLovers]

Omg, i feel so sorry for you D:

[kam3910]

me 2 lol

[maylasempa]

Today my friend ate a mango in the classroom. The classroom smelled like a mango... MLIA

[duhitsjoy]

wow... he does NOT look 15. crazy

[ERVIN473]

thats a danm big 11 year old