Deer Suck

[danawhitesadck]

i love shooting deer....i bait them in and fucking shoot em with my unregistered weapon of choice. Have three mounted in my basement

[TherealDJDARIO1]

Fucking hate deer

[1marcuz]

heartless fuck

[RickyBobby92492]

@1marcuz

Go cry somewhere it might make you feel better.

[xXcountryguyXx95]

I hope your deer wife finds you dead and dies of a broken hart

[SIurm]

faggot cunt, nigger deer

[eltrut96]

Funniest comic EVER

[Pittsisamazing]

3:33 The whole reason I watched this. I've used this SO DAMN MANY TIMES.

[tophev07]

@thrashmetalfiend *deer, not deers

[Rocky183]

79 people are deers. WHAT? MY MOTHER NEVER LOVED ME

[tHeamazinGJeffrey]

I fuckin LOVE this guy.

Lmao

[helloitsmike437]

78 people are pissed off deer

[TheTiger1512]

@F50Italia

So Fucking True, they are the giant mutant rats of the desert and they should stay there.

[Anifreak561]

"Comment regarding the obvious stupidity of other comments"

[s10dlka]

So I go to Walgreen....I just keep going.....

[Brutus1Buckeye]

Does anybody notice that he is always wearing the same shirt in everything he does? Go ahead and look in the suggested videos.

[Cypriis]

"quote from video"

"generic comment regarding like/dislike bar"

[woolent1994]

76 people have no sense of humor

[F50Italia]

I talked to a dude from Australia and he told me that they have no deer, but the Kangaroos do the same shit

[gambitvoleur]

I like how every louis ck vid I watch gives me a link to "girl says 'cunt' on the Today Show"

[MusicFatality]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS VIDEO MADE ME LAFF THE MOST

[MusicFatality]

Lmfao i started laffing my ass off at 1:15 Lmfao

[mznique829]

This is what made me love him I'm laughing inappropriately at work :)

[pumitaproductions]

2:58 BEST PART LMAO

[MrLuckoftheIrish1]

76 people are members of PETA.

[phism]

animalsbeingdicks dot commingtonismski

[timtvs]

Dumpert

[martrontroid]

lmao you faggot cunt nigger deer

[lCENSOREDI]

I'm sure glad the top comments exist in case I forget part of the joke I just watched.

[chalicewhisperer]

@lCENSOREDI

whats wrong with you... fucking idiot, who cares

[lCENSOREDI]

@chalicewhisperer um... Are you trying to troll, or...?

[chalicewhisperer]

@lCENSOREDI fuck off gay cuunt, your probably a nigger arent you

[lCENSOREDI]

@chalicewhisperer Yes.

[Radney12]

*Direct quote from the video with blatant spelling error"

[ThankYouStayedHere]

how the hell do you get offended by comedy?

[CodingCypher]

they taste good, venison meat is amazing

[superfreegoat]

@CodingCypher oh my god, i had a venison burrito and it was fucking incredible.

[ProducShuns]

i wonder how angry you have to be at a deer to call it a faggot, nigger and a cunt

[ChatterboxZombie1]

@thrashmetalfiend

plural for Deer is deer, silly.

[cotupina187]

@thrashmetalfiend How do these comments still manage to get thumbs up?

[hankderbs]

shshshhhh look at deer, so mysterious and beautiful, god gave us a gift lets enjoy it, enjoy it shhhhshhh

[Patricias2pizza]

Funny

[s10dlka]

press 8 over and over again and let the hilarity in-sue xD

[Mattb6891]

i guess no one has said it yet: 71 deer

[sheepblitzer]

watch?v=ucssuDgYDtY&feature=fe­edlik

check out this video on deer. this was Louis CK's opinion of deer when he lived in the city lol.

[MKIIITrbo89]

Cosby and Seinfeld weren't funny. Why are some people so opposed to cursing. Who cares? If if makes the bit funnier even better. Classics would be Robin Williams, Richard Pryor, Andrew Dice Clay, Eddie Murphy.....those are the classics.

[KrfNYC2]

That wasn't a deer...it was me.

[yasirzainal1]

sick stand ups ...trying to be smart with his nasty words ...that's all...that's not creatitvity...everybody when saying nasty things in public ..it goes funny .... nothing special..

[Unclephart]

@yasirzainal1 The deal is this, though: Even if he's censored, he's still hilarious. There are lots of comedians who simply cannot get laughs without being vulgar, but C.K. isn't one of them.

[yasirzainal1]

@Unclephart I agree somehow...but sometimes he exagurates n goes into really weird places...but man,..Cosby n Seinfeld,....etc those r the classics n did it best without fucks,dicks,...etc that's a credit for them but I can't say CK doesn't make me laugh though,...llooll....so I better shut up !!! hhhh... Just an opinion

[five5oh0]

fucking amazing.

[gtrscarlet]

This guy isnt as funny as he think he is.

[smokejc]

@gtrscarlet he's funnier!

[ImSoScoopy]

Faggot cunt nigger deer!

[xavierlittle]

psycho

[grogan5149]

I'm a deer and even I think this is the funniest thing ever!! LOLOLOL

[skilled1]

67 people are faggot cunt nigger deer.

[chronicrabbi]

killing an animal is not something to joke about

[countrybluegrass]

@chronicrabbi

Yes it is.

[Maddolis]

@chronicrabbi You'd think that killing animals, rape and AIDS aren't funny until you watch a Louis C.K. routine.

Then you realize everything has the potential to make or be a part of a good joke.

[Kangos7]

@chronicrabbi you are being a faggot

[tmac1a]

@chronicrabbi its called having a sense of humor you dumb fuck

[Basskay]

@chronicrabbi Well blow it out your PETA supporting ass.

[daithiD14]

67 people have bleedy dicks

[BiggieSykes]

@daithiD14 shut up with those dumb comments and fuck off you FAGGOT

[MrDwalsh96]

deer are beautiful creatures especially when shot in the mouth and full of aids.

[Kyolover12121212]

My favorite comedian. <3

[kraljevo8]

aww cut off the best part at the end... "So anyways I was going to get some toilet paper."

[heyocanada]

the nigger remark ties into a previous joke and is funny.

[CumSniping4Allah]

@CrowleyX35

f uock yu

[MrDwalsh96]

@CumSniping4Allah lolololol

[ragnarush]

lol criss de malade

[kevinrox666]

press 8 repeatedly

[The2ndSuicide]

"...and he died."

[jhaze3]

Was the nigger remark at the end needed?

[danmickla]

@jhaze3 in context with the rest of the bit, it ties together. He had a point earlier in the show.

[flyassasin1]

@jhaze3 who cares its great he said it finally somebody..im black so what just a word he has ballz

[TheJDorian]

Overrated

[reload95]

@TheJDorian stfu fag

[TheJDorian]

@reload95 If I'm a fag, you are extremely unintelligent. Cheers.

[islamovic318]

dude, this guy is a COMEDIAN...he makes people laugh for a living. hes not serious about the shit he says.. people need to calm down with their dumbass comments. i fucking love this guy!!!

[jimih64]

"I would do that in a second!" hahahahaha

[draciel80]

3:31

someone has some homophobic/sexist/racist problems, lol

[CumSniping4Allah]

im going to assisinate lewis CK for being a deer killer

[mrjk9416]

@CumSniping4Allah someone should assassinate you for being a dumbass

[deathstarrringo]

@CumSniping4Allah Someone seems pretty analpained.

[CumSniping4Allah]

@deathstarrringo

fuck you

[deathstarrringo]

@CumSniping4Allah I'm guessing a hit a nerve there, Cum my good friend? It's okay, they have creams available for such levels of your buttfustration.

[chubs6579]

@CumSniping4Allah you're dumb.

[CumSniping4Allah]

@chubs6579

fuck yuo

[chubs6579]

@CumSniping4Allah you're dumb. Btw don't tell people that you are going to kill someone on the internet, not bright!

[The2ndSuicide]

@CumSniping4Allah how does someone get "ASSISINATED"?

[CumSniping4Allah]

@The2ndSuicide

ufc okuy

[iptik]

@subsamadi sorry about your liberal guilt complex but nobody fucking cares how nature was here first- go bury yourself in the fucking jungle and let a tree grow out of you. you'll do yourself, humanity, and nature all a giant fucking favor. it's win-win-win, you selfish asshole.

[2Clubssss]

63 dislikes? i didnt know deer could watch youtube

[FoodBasedLubricant]

Louis CK is a comic GENIUS.

[LaDolceKosher]

no most people are s.aholes.

.Animals know more than we do .



[Cavator]

@LaDolceKosher

Maybe more than you ;>

[xxgaonaxx]

@LaDolceKosher no they might know more than you do not we

[jprenderg]

Haha, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth a feel nothing!!

[hahamajorownage]

I would happily blow 20 guys in an alley with bleedy dicks so I could get AIDS then fuck a deer and kill it with my AIDS.

[Koryuhoka]

I laugh at a few things LCK says but not most of his material, whereas Bill Burr makes me laugh with everything he says.

[Ragnareich]

Louis CK is a clever one "I hope your deer wife finds you and dies of a broken hart". Hart is another name for a deer, and the deer just broke its neck.

[lionsfan928]

This guys is fucking hilarious

[Bugstar0]

I guess that's what happens when you shoot 'em in the fuckin' mouth

[sagacious03]

If you ask me, most, if not all animals, are stupid assholes. Deers are just stupider, bigger assholes.

[subsamadhi]

@sagacious03 yes, deer are assholes, but if you ask me, people are the biggest stupidest assholes on Earth. His "yard" is in a place where there was no "yard" to begin with. There were no people there at all and deer were just allowed to be themselves. I hope a deer fucking impales him one of these days for good measure.

[StitchedDead1O]

@sagacious03 Well...no one asked you dipshit.

[maidenmadness1]

@sagacious03 Including humans like you who think they're above being animals?

[mercanaries3]

@sagacious03

The biggest and dumbest animals are humans, and you're one of them...do this planet a favor and donate me money and kill your self

i hope that you get hit by a gasoline truck and it just explodes on contact and rid this planet of a another retard

[ilovebrandnewcarpets]

@mercanaries3 comedy. this is comedy.

[5leafc1over]

@mercanaries3 Ummm, he said that "most, if not all animals are stupid assholes" humans ARE animals, therefore, most, if not all humans are stupid assholes. You are the retard that is making a distinction between "humans" and "animals" and putting words in people's mouths. All you did was prove his point by being a stupid asshole.

[tayban93]

@5leafc1over He didn't specify whether it's most OF all animals, Or most TYPES of animals. So you MAY or MAY NOT be correct. Though considering most humans ARE assholes I'm guessing your version is the right one.

[MrBlongo]

@sagacious03

deer is plural dumbass, not deers.



[ThatGirlNamedSarah]

@sagacious03 Deer* like fish.

[InternetAesHole]

@sagacious03 yup deers are the niggers of the animal kingdom.

[polentino911]

"I'm glad you're dead, you fuckin' idiot!

I hope your deer wife finds you death and dies of a broken hearth.

I hope your deer babies starve to deaht.

You broke my window, you ffffffaaggot cunt nigger deer!"

lol that's a ccccccombo breaker!

[MarkDrumsThatToon]

lmfaoooo omfg im dying

[erikm12]

probably one of my favorite bits from him

[EskilIsDaShit]

"Oh he's dead, thats interesting. I guess that's what's happen when you shot him in the fucking mouth."

[Elgesen]

@EskilIsDaShit yeah... we heard

[EskilIsDaShit]

@Elgesen Nice, because my point was obviously that i thought that niether if you heard it. Or could it perhaps been that i thought it was the funniest line and just wanted to share my opinion?

[sexyegyptman91]

lmao this is the funniest shit ever, love louis ck

[Jannacek]

you faggot cunt nigger deer! greatest insult ever!!!!!!!

[Luk3timusprime]

as to all of these debt that's interesting i guess that's what happens when you should have a problem out. cant trust captions for s**t!

[sman876]

....so i'm going to walgreen's...

[07GTIsociety]

LOLOLOLOL

[UNIZEN]

LMMFAO!!!

[killamonkey911]

......AND THEN HE DIED!!!

[sofajockey]

53 people are deer

[TheQ56]

@sofajockey 55

[94LG]

@sofajockey

yes, that makes sense. fucking idiot

[xBossGaming]

@sofajockey people are deer?

[jasLBJ23]

french* O.o

[jasLBJ23]

youtube user AstandsForFrenach is giving out free hand jobs this week only, get them while they're fresh!

[Sh3ikha]

It's true! DEER ARE FUCKING RETARDED! What does he live in PA or something? LOL There everywhere here >.<

[mattybinxGiiven007]

That guy must hate deer ha

[Torkulguy]

53 people are faggot cunt nigger deers.

[AUSROTTENY2K]

Fuck all you faggot cunt niggers that don't like Louis CK :)

And to you idiots who love deer I hope they smash into your fucking cars.

[Cosi88]

Seriously this video made me lose respect for this guy... loved him on Conan O'Brien and some of his stand up vids are cool....but this... I guess he's too vulgar for me!

[misanthropikbunny]

@Cosi88 If you think he's vulgar go watch some george carlin or doug stanhope.

[mrsjohn098]

@Cosi88 watch his full version chewed up. he is vulgar, but he didnt just up and say faggot cunt niggar deer. that was a "follow up joke". he has a joke of all of those words.  its still vulgar, but if you watch the full version (it may sound crazy) its alot less insulting. : )

[Sh3ikha]

I concur! They are all over PA and I hate them to....I heard them make that sound at me and it scared the shit out of me. LoL

[therebelrogue]

52 people like deer. I hope they hit your fucking car.

[DrTrurl]

And this is funny... why?

[bombtek33]

@DrTrurl if you dont think this is funny, you are a huge doucher, and you should go ahead and die of ebola.

[DrTrurl]

@bombtek33 Thanks. This reply actually explains a lot. :)

[bombtek33]

@DrTrurl "oh i'm so intellectually superior to you, that i'm not even going to dignify your comment with a reply, just an ambiguous, snarky comment to show you how much better i am than you" this was sarcasm that was clearly lost on you, and yes Louis C K is funny, but i could honestly give a shit less whether you think so.

[DrTrurl]

@bombtek33 First, your reply didn't even deserve the name of comment since it was just an insult and yes, I didn't deem it worth an answer. And second, if you really don't give a shit, why are you still typing?

[Mirror22rorriM]

I'm glad your dead you fucking idiot! LOL

[advisablyparentable]

faggot cunt nigger deer

[Alterego894]

I bet Louis was looking out for black people with guns right after saying faggot cunt nigger deer. lol

[advisablyparentable]

@Alterego894 actually if you watch the whole show he says nigger at least 20 times.

[JonTheChron]

@Alterego894 Lol, doubt it.. I don't think African American people mind, he didn't insult anyone. Was just making a reference to an earlier joke about bad words.

[bloodybesscash]

Laughed so hard I cried

[wbaker82]

Jesus, there are a bunch of touchy pussies around here... "Oh no, the dude does not like my favourite comedian, I must insult him at once!"

[wbaker82]

I don't know how this is comedy. Not because I like deer that much (they really suck) but because this isn't actually funny. I mean, he's just ranting about how much he hates deer. If I start ranting about how I hate cockroaches nobody would call it comedy either.

[ReddFoxx1562]

@wbaker82

That's because clearly, based on your little rant here, you have no idea how to be funny. Even more clear is the fact that millions of people seem to think Louis C.K. is funny.

[DaZeDmerlin]

@wbaker82 Nah, not if you did it.

I dunno if you've watched a lot of stand up comedy yet, but MOST stand up comedians are doing this, they just spill their guts in a funny way.Bill Hicks or George Carlin did it all the time....

[GeeTARnugget]

@wbaker82 hey you... shut up.

[freakylier911]

@wbaker82 its comedy because he is ranting about deer in a funny way making it comedy

[LongLiveLesPaul]

i like to shoot deer ? if that helps any

[slappyfishdance]

faggot cunt nigger deer is by far the best four word phrase in the english language

[mylifexxuncut]

haha that s hilarious....No one likes likes deers but FAGGOT NIGGAZ

[corollafrenzy]

51 black ppl found this offensive.

[susenfredik]

Time to stop crying try Naughty women mworld5.info

[zchernick]

Fagget, cunt, nigger deer!