Minecraft - I HATE SPIDERS

[jobus100]

tobuscus you threw ur sword on purpose cause you have the force =3

[WestieShan04]

I love how the very start of the vid is just Toby yelling 'NITROGLYCERIN!' even before the intro. I laughed so hard! :D x

[Elisa5665]

that is a great vidio I licke it

[Freewolfboy99]

@ Toby hey dude I heard that if u put one of those monster spawn era outside it becomes a animal spawner

[WettHamFTW]

WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THE NITROGLYCERIN IN THE LAST VIDEO?! I DESERVE A T-SHIRT NOW, BROBUSCUS. Nahhhh, girl, I'm just playin'.

[drummerkid1993]

The spiders.

Kill them with fire.

[charlie55860]

your amazing toby you can sing a made up songs out of thin air whilst playing minecraft

and actually maake episodes of this funny

[TheDragonfang11]

NITROGLISTORINE!!! I mean, hello once again audience.

[PressR2P]

When i first got minecraft, i built a house. That night, there was no lighting in my house. I did not have a door, and spider got into my house. I went went into my house and the spider's face was glowing red........... IT SCARED THE HELL OUTTA ME

[smile4medarling]

what pack does he have to play this minecraft quest thing?

[Dedgarri]

lol u found an abandoned mne



[Dedgarri]

mine



[xxohschnappzjackiexx]

NYTROGLYCERINE! I mean, hello once again audience.... Best. Intro. Ever,

[bribear521]

NITROGRISERIE!

[theshinytree1]

toby finds dungeons like dirt

[777jenson]

wat is ur prob with dropping ur sword

[sonofabee73]

that is one badass sword

[Cloudified]

Lol, I'm going through the episodes...

Hello once ag--

Hello once ag--

Hello once ag--

NITROGLYCERIN!!

[Andrew4665]

Wow lol spider spawn? I don't even play this game and I know that that is a spider spawn thing. No offense. You gotta play Haven&Hearth!

[Odd1out29]

That moment when you almost fall off your chair trying to help Toby take his "leap of faith"

[RandomGirl119]

Toby: Let's take a leap of faith.

me: NO,Tobyyou're--

Toby: *Leap, pain*

me: not Ezio.....

And I just realized Minecraft isn't the only place Toby has thrown a sword. Assassin's Creed Brotherhood, the final Ezio vs Cesare battle. "BOOYAH! *Throws sword, loses it* HAHA"

[TheRagingdude]

Tobuscus should have won a Grammy!

[Wildfox931]

I started about 10 episodes back and waited till he finished saying "Hello once again audience" then clicked the next annotation. getting to this one was hilarious!

[annaroxx14]

I would love to play minecraft with you!

[sed44100]

i can't belive this im like the only 1 who likes gold i like it cuz Golden apple the armour the pickaxe is low health but it mines stone FASTER then diamonds try it and see but i like diamonds the most because they last longer

[sed44100]

how do you get more hearts??

[ChrisTDK1]

Toby...I love your videos and all...but that whole cave spider incident really reveals how painfully stoopid you can be. :P

[lingerlater]

Break the spawner

[TheSoaleman]

i have found this place :D it fun to get lost!!!

[danipit1]

hes never gonna get out

[HalfBloodRavenclaw]

I love how you go forever in a pitch black space, and then you put like 18 torches in an already well-lighted room.

[purbleguy]

Get the mod and go to the aether/heaven

[SuperCherry3000]

The start of this video is pure epicosity.

[nadams22100]

YOU IDIOT! when there is a mine then you know that you're in the stronghold in which the ender portal is found! p.s. the ender portal will take you to THE END where the endermen live!

[24chancer]

NITROGLICERIN! XD i laughed when he said that, second best begining, cant top a creeper exploding his house at intro :3

[Tassendyra]

Does he not know what a monster-spawner is? Just walking around that thing...

[cristian10rivera]

were does cave spiders i found a cave like that and never found any!

[cristian10rivera]

where is he. When I was playing minecraft i was mineing then i found a dungeon just like at 4:57

[blueblue640]

Finally Toby ran into some cave spiders

[communityronan]

thumbs up if you find yourself in that akward situation where your talking like toby in public...god digidy dangit that is messed up audience....

[superdud100]

Creeper dont creep

[TheLowlife12]

u know toby u say ima build my house and finish it.5 sec later... wow i found a cave....and so u forget but its ok because we get 2 see more epic stuff in your world

[nathan122009]

thumbs up if you knew the giants were gonna win because of skyrim

[nathan122009]

nitro GLISERAN!  ... i mean... HELLO ONCE AGAIN AUDIENCE lmao!!!!

[pokefan9871]

When he finds the "underground Tree house" thwre should be a sgn thats says "Herobrine was here"

[TheBroCouch]

THE GIANTS WIN!!!!! THE GIANTS WIN!!!!!!

[Qthedude16]

why didn't you destroy the spawner?

[concaiccas]

from beginning to the end i was laughing. thanks Toby

[salterhome]

Eat the golden apple!!!!!!! DX

[ValGraEmm1687]

Your body is like a city of fail for all your micro organisms that reside inside you.

[DamonDerekDave]

0:00-0:01 = Tobygame Highlight?

[27PandaLover]

awww i feel bad for toby. he had a cold...

[HILGGaming]

3:41 the awkward moment when you give a creeper your sword

[TheGrievingLion]

Didn't Toby already say the same intro "NITROGLYRCERIN!!!" in another video?

[RobloxGirl4444]

Lol 1:25 to 1:44

[MultiAwesomesauce7]

OMFG i cant believe toby saw an abandoned mine and just walked by

[TroubleTwinsTV]

today I was talking to my friend about minecraft, and how I watched tobygames minecraft, first thing he said to me was 'You don't try learning from him right? because he is NOT someone you wanna learn from." XD died laughing and had to explain Toby is pure entertainment, not educational to me

[themightyspl0sh]

use shift to not fall off the edge:]

[MultiAwesomesauce7]

@themightyspl0sh he wont read what you said

[HourglassHeart]

dear buscus. i have been watching your videos from the very begining and i must conquer that you do know that you can plug up water and lava ways...right?...just wanted to let you know cuz then you can access and also not die if you get rid of the lava or water in those caverns that you traverse

[skipper83535]

what rhymes with conversation?....mmmm-bation XD

[Sonic9000Xtreme]

NYTRO-GLYCEREN!

[icanhazcar9000]

i was in a cave once. i had 6 diamonds and an enchanted pickaxe which id just got. it took me alot of xp to get. i was up above lava then out of nowhere, i was pushed by a spider and i fell into the lava burning my new pickaxe and diamonds....

[MultiAwesomesauce7]

@icanhazcar9000 if you dont want to lose your stuff quickly press q and get all you precious items on the stone or whatever before yoou burn

[Rowenatehrolo]

"I have one sense of direction. The only sense I have is that I'm going a direction"

I want this on a T-shirt.

[10DEMI23]

@Rowenatehrolo I agree. That would be perfect for a T-Shirt.

[G00DYN0SC0P3]

i need a Tissue because there is a smudge on the bar

[sdowden81]

where is your dog I do not hear him bark did you finally kill him ._.

[TheLastGamer2012]

@sdowden81 DEATH SHALL COME TO GRIFFIN!

[MultiAwesomesauce7]

@TheLastGamer2012 your mean

[Cmanzo077]

THUMBS UP IF TOBUSCUS IS YOUR ROLEMODEL!!!!

[sonofabee73]

@Cmanzo077 oh yeah he is the coolest

[MegaSuperMegaAwesome]

Decor-asian!!

[6103chenect]

omg it looks like the place i diied in lava wen the creeper killed me

[masonator222]

But im exited cuz he found a mine!!! :D

[masonator222]

Why so he can suck?! Gold is one of the kind of good/worse materials in minecraft...

[ihaf2havnumb3rs]

@masonator222 I think you accidently english...

[OnTreader]

@masonator222 go away, learn the english language, then come back

[XPixilatedCatX]

@masonator222 Gold swords kill werewolves easier

[Nasfdssdf]

TOBY MAKE A GOLD SWORD

[nicholasmits]

My favorite sound, toby's bones breaking

[Decthenerd]

How deos he record minecraft like that because i want o make minecraft vids

[OnTreader]

@Decthenerd lol wow

[KTGarrison8]

toby turn off hard lol

[molten2metal]

if only the new ai was implemented to creepers

[dahvieismydrug]

i have no idea why but you voice is so calming no matter what you saying...i always watch about 6 of the minecraft vids before i go to sleep just to hear your voice

[creativeminds1235]

| i agree

V

[JupiterKairiZelda217]

Toby, you should have made a mine cart

[FinalFlasher9000]

There's Toby for ya! He set on fire underwater!

[FinalFlasher9000]

Toby, use the damn gold to kill werewolves.

[FinalFlasher9000]

Toby: Will I die if I fall in that water?

Me: Maybe.

Toby: Let's take a gander.

Me: No.

Toby: Let's do a leap of faith. *jumps*

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[miaaim1231]

i know a word that rhymes with conversation and it is very relevant to toby. " Masturbation." O_O

[saullukas]

use texture packs

[akahsham]

Lol this mineshaft is dangerous

[Skullduggeryish]

Uhm... He has fire in his inventory... def not cheating :P

[smmk88]

@Skullduggeryish It is the mod.

[Subscriber7thst]

i swear to god i fell in that same mine system the other day

[FaithTheWierdo]

Dude ive got trapped in one of those mineshafts before x3 i almost died

[basketballrobot96]

dynamite is a second particle blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

[MrSWEable]

just gotta say your minecraft looks boring ;) i shall send you my futuristic texture pack to you my friiiieeeend! but yet it's till in work!

[MrGroufsky]

the a-bomb was ernest rutherford from NEW ZEALAND not Einstein -__-

[MyLittlePwnyta]

NITROGLYCERIN!

[Ofl124]

When we were talking about the Rhombus. I almost screamed "RHOMBUSCUS!!!!!"

[buckocj2]

hi,



[GomezNinjaOrphanGirl]

*Toby changes difficulty to 'Hard'* Me: I give him two minutes. *two minutes later* Toby: I'M GONNA DIE! I'M GONNA DIE! I'M GONNA DIE, AREN'T I?!?

[VladOSDGL]

*walking randomly like 5 min*... OH NO i am lost... xDDDD this why we love u so much Toby<3

[Guppigus]

Right when you said Sylvester Stallone he showed up on Family Guy o__o

[SquishFlint]

Toby, I think what you were thinking of was Trinitrotoluene (TNT) XD If I was interpreting your 'T-' sputterings right :P

[jellyman784]

HAHGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA im dying of laughter this was prob one of the best intros ever. X_X

[1998pirateprincess]

did anyone else think of inception when he said "leap of faith"???

[TheHappyKitten]

Just destroy the spawner godangit!

[GomezNinjaOrphanGirl]

"Let's take a leap of faith...." *jumps and hits rock*

[alexisbrew]

cave spiders

[MegaTwiceasnice]

Conversation motivation. Concentration, precipitation. Constipation . Radio station.

Demonstration.

EXTERMINATION. ELIMINATION.AAAAAAAAARRRGGGGHH­HH

X

[LovePeaceAndChronic]

@MegaTwiceasnice Masturbation

[MegaTwiceasnice]

@LovePeaceAndChronic yup, dont forget da masurbation....lol

[TheFireclone]

conversation masturbation lol

[AssAssinHunter5500]

toby put some redstone on some wood (i think) it glows.if not wood stone

[stuffofstuff12]

Your video is horrible you'll never be good at minecraft I mean puting it on peaceful when your dieing if you want to satisfy your viewers you don't put it on peaceful

[jjgray245]

@stuffofstuff12 IDIOT he is toby turner u will fail at life and only wish u could play like him

[khalidthekiller]

um sir i dont think you get the point of tobys videos we watch them to laugh...not to see good mine craft players...

[JJB352]

@stuffofstuff12 the whole point is that toby sucks at gaming, thats probably why he used to call his playthroughs "toby sucks at gaming" so shut up you troll not everyone is so obsessed with minecraft they HAVE to be the best player ever at it we watch it because he is funny and its funny to watch him fail, not to see cool minecraft tricks or things you can do with damn redstone wires

[xDawnLightx]

man... Toby needs some Ricola for that cough

[xchromophobic]

LOL IRONIC

[TheLittlebats]

Toby, I don't think anyone would be mad if you wanted to just stay on easy mode. We would understand. XD

[imthefireworks]

toby if you put torches next to the mob spawner then they cant spawn there

[Odd1out29]

so i left the previous video early, and hit the next annotation (shame on me :(  ) but he had just finished saying "the stuff thats in dynamite is..." and then i click the annotation, and all of a sudden toby yells "NITROGLYCERINE!!!" (sp?) and i was like "IM A FRIGGING BOSS!" xD

[TheMinecraftiaFTW]

"it wasent a fair fight" you have a freaking norman sword and a 3/4 of a suit of iron -.-

[TheMinecraftiaFTW]

any one notice he missed like a stack of iron basicly XD

[hatakemaara]

Conversation let's see what rhymes....tion...bation....mas­ter....nope nothing.

[levi10102]

My brothers name is William:) I think he's mr though, or bipolar. Not to mention fat, and he's my step brother, four years younger takes my stuff wears my clothes and I just don't like him to much. But that's my brothers name:)

[XxXmageeXxX]

does toby not know about shift? wtf haha

[MillsyIsThaMan420]

Lol I swear ive been in the same Mine haha no lie

[tobyfan01]

omg you found a abandoned mine shaft and those are cave spider there smaller but poisonous

[wako1212]

toby it's a spider spawner

[tobyfan345]

omg toby fond herobrones den AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!­!!!!!!!!!!



[InoY007]

leap of fail

[vixwise1]

i got lost in one of those aswell i murder killed myself

[MegaGreyGuy]

GOLDEN APPLES HEAL YOUR HEALTH!!!



[timmotjo17]

Me trying to figure out where I was:

Hello once ag...

Hello onc...

Hello o....

NITROGLYCERIN!!!!

[MusicKitty100]

1:56 That's a fail, That's a Toby leap of faith fail!

[ScottArmstrongTV]

hahah he missed so much diamond...

[ScottArmstrongTV]

hahah I think the only way toby can find his way out of anything is if he thinks which way to go then goes the opposite way XD

[TheTestsubject20]

haunted shack of love?. mind if i make a song out of that?

[xaeqw]

who else was screaming DESTROY THE MONTER SPAWNER!!

[kingfidely2]

he missed a iron or gols block at 00:40

[hi59lol]

Toby-i have way to much good stuff on me to risk my life

Me- YOU JUST JUMPED OFF OF A CLIFF MISSING THE WATER YOU WERE GOING TO LAND IN AND THEN ALMOST GOT SUCKED INTO LAVA!!!! THEN YOU DECIDE THAT YOU HAVE GOOD STUFF ON YOU!!!!

[betena01]

Herobrine built them.....

[JessicaErinSteele]

"NITROGLYCERIN! I mean... Hello once again audience!" best. Intro. EVER. :D 

[MrAlexDoxey]

Toby you sound like you have a bad cough :o

[OmgItsLorna]

NOO YOU LITTLE MONKEY!

[OmgItsLorna]

''i have testosterone flow going through my balls''

[amaterasu12123]

"take a chill pill william" my name's william :D :D :D

[Nelianne90]

Finally. After all these episodes Toby found a mine. Took him long enough :P

[Catofbrokenhearts]

He posted this on my birthday ;u;

[TehJonneh]

@Jessiisdoomkitty True, true... But it's not as if that's not going to happen plenty of times in the future, anyway. :P

[MrRobloxer10]

How the frick did he get a minimal?

[dwermes]

Man, this game just seems to help you get lost so quickly! Hopefully Toby has an awesome sense of direction.

[secretclerk]

mmmmasterbation?

[fireice353]

that thing was a monster spawner gggggggggggggggooooooooooooooo­oodddddddddd!

[PrettySeaMonkey]

"if you push me, i will pee my pants, and then i will come for you" Looool i love you Toby :3 <3

[maxie839]

Don't sleep next to wife that's made out of knife... Or your bojangles will be in danger. People who saw the last two of his minecraft videos will know what I'm talking about.

[HewwittHD]

i accidentaly clicked on this video, before the one before it, so i was like wtf is with the intro? :P

[Pokemonisawesomex]

You should make a mine cart :D

[wrightshelby92]

WHAT THE BALLS!

[RinNoSekai]

best intro ever xDDD

[GAZZASDOG]

why do you never harvest iron or redstone or nothing anymo' buscus

[1usarobin]

destroy the spawner! xD