IF UR UNCLE WANTS TO PLAY SECRET GAMEZ WITH U IN THE CLOSET U SHULD WEAR A DRESS EVEN IF UR A BOY BUT DONT DRINK SODA CUZ ITS THE MUTHAH FKING DEVIL AND EAT FRUITS AND VEGGIES YET WARSH UR BUTTTTTT
i didnt wash my butt. touched it mulitiple times. touched my eye after. went into the closet with my uncle. told my parents and didnt tell a teacher. fed my vegetables to my dog. just drank a soda. i didnt wear a dress. im a guy and got beat up in a small town. didnt move to a small town. threw a rock at a homeless person
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how my butt is nice-smelling and my hands smell better my eye is pink my uncle was arrested i helped my poo i stopped drinking soda i wore a dress i moved to the city i feel stronger about being around people i helped a homeless person and i found it helpful
i just washed my butt, stoppped touching it, stopped touching my eye, told my teacher that my uncle wanted to play secret games in the closet, ate some vegetables, confessed at church about drinking soda, and put on a dress, got beat up in a small town, and helped a homeless person!
i just washed my butt, stoppped touching it, stopped touching my eye, told my teacher that my uncle wanted to play secret games in the closet, ate some vegetables, confessed at church about drinking soda, and put on a dress, got beat up in a small town, and helped a homeless person!
i just washed my butt, stoppped touching it, stopped touching my eye, told my teacher that my uncle wanted to play secret games in the closet, ate some vegetables, confessed at church about drinking soda, and put on a dress, got beat up in a small town, and helped a homeless person!
@omgtheykilledkenny15 every guard in Skyrim is programed to say "i used to be an adventurer like you, but then i took an arrow to the knee" and so every guard took an arrow to the knee..... then every person on EVERY youtube video says "then i took an arrow to the knee" aha -.-
i dont get how your not popular! your funny as to watch, i always thought you'd have like 2 million views but you dont get as many. you should ask other popular channels to help you out on subs because the people who arnt watching these are missing out big time.
If you uncle wants to play secret games with you in the closet tell an adult, dont tell your mom or your dad 'cos they wont belive you and they'll...lock you in a closet,Tell a medical professional or a teacher because there obligated by law to investigate it...Tell an adult:3Love this,
soda is the devil IT'S THE MOTHERFUCKING DEVIL
tforys043 3 hours ago
OMG XD 1:12! funny
MsMustlovefriends 1 day ago
IF UR UNCLE WANTS TO PLAY SECRET GAMEZ WITH U IN THE CLOSET U SHULD WEAR A DRESS EVEN IF UR A BOY BUT DONT DRINK SODA CUZ ITS THE MUTHAH FKING DEVIL AND EAT FRUITS AND VEGGIES YET WARSH UR BUTTTTTT
swartzdestiny 1 day ago
I'm wearing a dress.
LawlietFan70 1 day ago
@babbi74 he says soda is the motherfucking devil after he says veg Is good for you
Gkwstarstruck1371 2 days ago
LOL i laughed so fucking hard when it was from 0:29-0:33
SmexxySarah 2 days ago
Nobody really likes them so help a homeless person!
XD
TheConcietedbitch 2 days ago
what does he mean by "It's the mother fucking devil" i dont get the point :w
babbi74 2 days ago
press 1 after 'sodas the mother fucking devil'
Master13090 2 days ago
1:36 AHAHAHHAHAHA ... Farted... Oh! Farted again! :D
headfracture 2 days ago
spamm 2
Master13090 3 days ago
it will help you poo!!!
chubbyAlExUs 3 days ago
I LOVE U o_O
VampSaiyan13 3 days ago
OMG marry me danny!
catlover1234100 4 days ago
1:12 is were i die laughing!!!
catlover1234100 4 days ago
The whole time i was laughing. I wish I could meet u in real life 😄
bossgirlfly 4 days ago
The same Tune everytime.
bethuberal76 4 days ago
How old is this retard?
LEGOKnight326 4 days ago
@LEGOKnight326 older then you MOTHERFUCKER!
djroan11 4 days ago
@djroan11 yeah, real mature
LEGOKnight326 3 days ago
I think this song is degenerated and dintigulessness?????? what?!?! tahahahahaXD
1cguzman 4 days ago
So funny I cried
GreenGoblin1495 4 days ago
i live in a small town
luvdad4everandalways 4 days ago
I can only play one string too xD
Kristenlove621 5 days ago
this video really helped me with life. no i know that if my hands are stinky that i should stop touching my butt
zogancupcake 5 days ago
@zogancupcake I had the pink eye problem,after this song,i am cured!! Thank you
HeroOfMacedonia 4 days ago
Lmfao!!!!!!!!
daddysgirlxxx101 5 days ago
0:43 - 0:57 ROFL!!!!!
headfracture 6 days ago
If you wanna wear a dress wear a dress. Even if your a boy wear a dress. :P
JusticeStar99 6 days ago
i didnt wash my butt. touched it mulitiple times. touched my eye after. went into the closet with my uncle. told my parents and didnt tell a teacher. fed my vegetables to my dog. just drank a soda. i didnt wear a dress. im a guy and got beat up in a small town. didnt move to a small town. threw a rock at a homeless person
21thePAC 6 days ago
He was wearing a shirt. Dafuq bro?
AGEproductionsLTD 1 week ago
i.love.you.danny. <3
sarahxorenae12612 1 week ago
Is tht a tumbura!!!!
robertorulez5 1 week ago
I am gay. Thumbs up so my friends can see <3
lolevenlol 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
what video editing software do you usee?!?!?!?!?!?!
Ginnamonbunz 1 week ago
LMFAO!
corona5210 1 week ago
Its THE MOTHERFUCKING DEVIL IT WILL HELP YOU POO
infamousgrosso 1 week ago
hi im happy
infamousgrosso 1 week ago
This is my new theme song.
GottaMineGottaCraft 1 week ago
hmmmmm there seems to be a little speck of red on the like bar... O.o
amymunn28 1 week ago
DANNY PLEASE DO A VIDEO OF HOW TO DO THE WOP :D
helana980 1 week ago
I want the lyrics to this song
LexiRocksPenguins 1 week ago
I farted. OO! I farted!
AkwardTurtleIsHere 1 week ago
IT'll HELP YOU POO!!
WeirdVideoGirl123 1 week ago
go to 1 11
allieloveswoozworld 1 week ago
Danny was funny as always ((:
terranina1 1 week ago
My stomach hurts from laughing so hard!!!:D
xHannahKittyLuvsyax 1 week ago
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA if your uncle wants to play secret games with you in the closet..XD
misslizard123 1 week ago
@misslizard123 dude what kind of name is misslizard123? r u like a lizard or something? pffttt weirdo. xD xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
amymunn28 1 week ago
I feel a lot or painnnnnn in my ears!!!
SaphiraFly12345 1 week ago
0:02 creepy
TheEmRawr 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
danny still as amazing as ever :] can you do a video on long term relationships
MsSeansBABY 1 week ago
At the end
gsbd785 1 week ago
Uh he called me tasteh o_o shud i be excited or have an urg to call the cops XD
gsbd785 1 week ago
yes..soda is the devil!!!thta part made me laugh more than ever!!!!
yourface1350 1 week ago
omg!! XD I almost died watching!
AyyeeMelinda 1 week ago
ILY
halzfogalicious33 2 weeks ago
ALEXXXXXAAAA!!!
halzfogalicious33 2 weeks ago
morse code!!!!!!
MrPeanutbutter71 2 weeks ago
MORSE CODE!!!!
bnmay1 2 weeks ago
Love this song!!! I can watch it as many times as i want & still laugh! -3
wina1011 2 weeks ago
ITUNES PL0X
runescapefan11700 2 weeks ago
I sang this song on school and my teacher got mad at me, and she told me to sing it for the class and I was like "ehaaaAaat?:4;7"
siaverx 2 weeks ago
I love how you can so easily jump from child molestation to advice on eating your vegetables. My father told me it couldn't be done, I said "Nay!"
Two thumbs up and a sexy lemon drop wink to ya Sir.
mudderlynn 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
haha secret games
campbso1 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
drunk
campbso1 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
soda is the devil ITS THE MOTHERFLOCKING DEVIL....LMAO
kittengirl237 2 weeks ago
Danny, all your songs degenerate into ridiculousness but that is why I LOVE YOU and will always be a LEMON DROP!
fghjkl27332 2 weeks ago
The it'll help you poo part cracked me up luv u
karinkitty315 2 weeks ago
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Am3rIca16 2 weeks ago
did anyone notice him farting at 1:35
lilmoneykillz23 2 weeks ago
i laughed so hard a fruit snack came out my nose!! lmao
LiesMob164 2 weeks ago
it'll help ya poo...
misscam2005 2 weeks ago
LMFAO! THIS MAH JAM!
ijustderped 2 weeks ago
Soda is the Devil IT'S THE MOTHERFUCKING DEVIL.
I laughed way more than I should've at that point.
MrToki117 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos 87
EVERYONE SHOULD WEAR A DRESS WHILE WATCHING THIS.......EVEN IF UR A BOY
MonsterElCookie 3 weeks ago 40
Take off your shirt!
blodpung 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos 3
It's Jim carry on crack!
azariahiscool 3 weeks ago 2
Is that a balalaika?
sydneysukkie32 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from gradualreport
hey u shud do a video on how to b a princess:) just a thot
Stela4ful 3 weeks ago
1:03 LOOOOL XD
bigblazer7325 3 weeks ago
hold down 6 to c danny finger a guitar
pianofan97 3 weeks ago
u cud wear a kilt instead XD
Sasuke4ever54321 3 weeks ago
i heard this for the first time 2 days ago.
can't stop singing it :)
hotpeachesable 3 weeks ago
4th time he said floss ur butt
WesTheMes100 3 weeks ago
i got beat up in a small town :(
WesTheMes100 3 weeks ago
May i have the tabs please Danny?
pskptbrk1 3 weeks ago
my mom drank soda and the devil fucked her!
SuperYoshifan101 3 weeks ago
you're better than cartoons
babylana70 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from gradualreport
XD XD XD XD HAHAH ahhhhhhh, that was beautiful! :,D
arealthemermaid 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
make this song on itunes ;D
osahill127 3 weeks ago
lol laughed my dick off...!!!
badboybangs 3 weeks ago
I like to think i play one note good :D *ping* ......Thats the one!
taxdubexta 3 weeks ago
whats a lemon drop?
but i like lemon heads so say lemon heads
habib1281 3 weeks ago
i think i pissed my pants at "ifff your uncle wants to play secret games with you in the closet tell an adult" LMFAOO OMG
lexylovessyou 3 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos
MORES CODE!
1334soccerrocks 3 weeks ago
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MORES CODE!
1334soccerrocks 3 weeks ago
MORES CODE!
1334soccerrocks 3 weeks ago
Besides ALL the other best parts, the best part was the first 2 seconds!! xD
KukiKruch 3 weeks ago
peniss
crazymandude123 3 weeks ago
Its the motherfucking devil. LOL so funny
GlacialxxKittyxx 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
Next Jim Carrey! OMFG!
BadEraJunkie 3 weeks ago
i think danny is trying to tell us that he had constipation because of soda.
Supergirlylol 3 weeks ago in playlist Weitere Videos von gradualreport
0:00 - 0:03
best part!
NFlorianWirthG 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
how my butt is nice-smelling and my hands smell better my eye is pink my uncle was arrested i helped my poo i stopped drinking soda i wore a dress i moved to the city i feel stronger about being around people i helped a homeless person and i found it helpful
AwesomeEpicMuffin 3 weeks ago
Will someone tell me how he is helping people??
dumdumgivemegummgumm 3 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos
what's your nationality? :)
anamarija441 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Danny! I love you!....Why you got a shirt on????
xXShowJumpingXxHorse 3 weeks ago
LOST MY SHIT AT 1:40 , LOLOLOL. then i had to go wash my but.
lilamalot12345 3 weeks ago
why so silent?
1urbanstyle 3 weeks ago
Rofl :D epic song!
joro971 3 weeks ago
Send me the lyrics! Can't wait to play it on my guitar :3
MissReflex16 3 weeks ago
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arealthemermaid 3 weeks ago
MORRIS CODE xD
Alixxandrya 3 weeks ago
god that was great XD
Emerald3357 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Im a musician! Lets write a song!
CanadianKryptonite 3 weeks ago
hey..hey danny make a video about your typical day.. im saying like video tape you waking up and how your day goes!!
mrsweiro2112 3 weeks ago
i am proud of being a tasty little lemondrop:)
Sunnysecrets 3 weeks ago 80
pressed 5 about 758.905 times
livesonpaper 3 weeks ago
i gotta start filmming my reactions to yours vids... i'll cried of somemuch laugh.... lolol... you'r hilarious..
anainesrodrigues 3 weeks ago
Can you really make your voice that high?I know i sound stupid,but my friend can make hers go that high,but your a man?O.o
ImEaTiNgRaInBoWs 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Not funny :1
MrNonsens5 3 weeks ago
OMG! how do u do it?! HILARIOUS!!!!
crayonzjjw 3 weeks ago
I gotta say, this video made me laugh as hard as the Apple Care Fail, and that was fucking hilarious :D Do more stuff like this, Danny!
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i just washed my butt, stoppped touching it, stopped touching my eye, told my teacher that my uncle wanted to play secret games in the closet, ate some vegetables, confessed at church about drinking soda, and put on a dress, got beat up in a small town, and helped a homeless person!
Oh! and then i took an arrow to the knee.
Mrs89fluffy 3 weeks ago
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i just washed my butt, stoppped touching it, stopped touching my eye, told my teacher that my uncle wanted to play secret games in the closet, ate some vegetables, confessed at church about drinking soda, and put on a dress, got beat up in a small town, and helped a homeless person!
Oh! and then i took an arrow to the knee.
Mrs89fluffy 3 weeks ago
OMG I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AT THE BEGINIG ME AND ME AND MY FRIEND PLAYED IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND WE STILL LAUGH
126horselvr 3 weeks ago
Cocaine's a helluva drug.
SickSchizophrenic 3 weeks ago
You know your life is amazing when you listen to songs about washing your ass<3
xxxxxxUnholyxxxxxx 3 weeks ago
is this dude retarded
WesTheMes100 3 weeks ago
He says "Soda is the motherfuckin devil"
Papi0321 4 weeks ago
did you grow up with Jim Carrey ? LMAO
looloorex 4 weeks ago
WHO THE HELL WOULD DISLIKE THIS?!?!?! Oh that's right..the soda peoples.
PukingPanda 4 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
my friends and i were watching this and we were laughing so f*cking hard the entire time! XD
YoBro2356 4 weeks ago
Im wearing a Dress Right now, YAH
Mrs89fluffy 4 weeks ago
this should be on itunes!!!
zutaljutatriputa 4 weeks ago
i just washed my butt, stoppped touching it, stopped touching my eye, told my teacher that my uncle wanted to play secret games in the closet, ate some vegetables, confessed at church about drinking soda, and put on a dress, got beat up in a small town, and helped a homeless person!
Oh! and then i took an arrow to the knee.
TheVendettaMinecraft 4 weeks ago 65
@TheVendettaMinecraft ok...were did the arrow to the knee thing come from cuz i dont get it O_o
omgtheykilledkenny15 3 weeks ago
@omgtheykilledkenny15 RayWilliamJohnson :D
MrColdfire123 3 weeks ago
@MrColdfire123 well...it's from Skyrim
oConshien 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from gradualreport
@MrColdfire123 No its an apparently obscure skyrim reference
TheVendettaMinecraft 3 weeks ago
@MrColdfire123 No its an apparently obscure skyrim reference
TheVendettaMinecraft 3 weeks ago
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TheVendettaMinecraft 3 weeks ago
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TheVendettaMinecraft 3 weeks ago
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TheVendettaMinecraft 3 weeks ago
@omgtheykilledkenny15 every guard in Skyrim is programed to say "i used to be an adventurer like you, but then i took an arrow to the knee" and so every guard took an arrow to the knee..... then every person on EVERY youtube video says "then i took an arrow to the knee" aha -.-
awesomike65 3 weeks ago
@awesomike65 It's that guy that kills people who tell Arrow to the Knee jokes.
MissReflex16 3 weeks ago
this is what happends when jim carrey and oprah gets a kid
worldeater08 4 weeks ago
HAH I GOT IT! because he played the g string on the ukelele :D (check an online tuner)
shdwlnk 4 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
my 9 year old cousin love this song O.O omg danny what are you teaching children?
MrYourbloodyvalentin 4 weeks ago
Omg his laugh at the beginning was frightening. But this was hilarious so it's ok!
TaylorSwifty131313 4 weeks ago
I like wearing dresses.
sinceduck 4 weeks ago 2
Why isn't this on iTunes?
NerfyShmurfys1 4 weeks ago 3
i dont get how your not popular! your funny as to watch, i always thought you'd have like 2 million views but you dont get as many. you should ask other popular channels to help you out on subs because the people who arnt watching these are missing out big time.
Erdem3578 4 weeks ago
i wish i could play as well as danny
boredgirl701 4 weeks ago
i love you danny
oelly1200 4 weeks ago
If you uncle wants to play secret games with you in the closet tell an adult, dont tell your mom or your dad 'cos they wont belive you and they'll...lock you in a closet,Tell a medical professional or a teacher because there obligated by law to investigate it...Tell an adult:3Love this,
ImEaTiNgRaInBoWs 4 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
into dedickculousness :P
PukingPanda 4 weeks ago
romeromeromemrreroomermomer MOoOoO.... got it. :D
PukingPanda 4 weeks ago
Hilarious "if you wanna wear a dress, wear a dress"!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!
Sweetiepie1405 4 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
*5 times later*
LawlietFan70 4 weeks ago
I love this, lmfao!
DalennaNicole12 4 weeks ago
Ducking love u where do u get ur ideas from
NinjaBanana3000 4 weeks ago
i watched this video like 10 times
mo3sad11 1 month ago
Reminds me of dude from three sheets show
WPGUTROT88 1 month ago
Hes so priceless !<3
1blackberrylover 1 month ago
THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE SONG....DARN! It's not on iTunes ;( lol
tteriza 1 month ago
omg I was laughing the whole time I almost pissed my pants, SODA IS THE MOTHERFUCKING DEVILLLL
DrQuis 1 month ago
i love you...... :D
marhani66 1 month ago
hey kids.......blahahaha
MyModernwarfare123 1 month ago
THEY WILL HELP YOU POO! lol
ROCKIT222217 1 month ago
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Lordklink 1 month ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH xDD
MixCompact 1 month ago
lol your funny : P
sockmonkey136s 1 month ago
Danny for president!!!!!!
tigerfreakz101 1 month ago
And I'm drinking a soda while my friend is wearing a dress
ThaAndroidJunkie 1 month ago