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  • this is fake .-. xD

  • I wil make a chain letter:

    Once there was a big house.

    If you post this.

    You will live in that house.

    And have maids and Butlers to

    serve you your dinner. :)

  • I have made a chain letter. its not real.

    Once there was a lady who was drinking while driving. She got suspended alot of times and ignored it. One day the lady drank one hundred cans of rum and whisky, had a car crash and died.

    If you dont repost this letter to 1,000,000 people, when you go to your garage, there will be a skeleton in the drivers seat.

    Hope yhu liked it :)

  • hahaha no one in five years had came up my drain

    well yea

  • AhahhahHah this is funny

  • I fuckin shit my pants when I heard the one in Maine cause I live there

  • A girl died in 1993 by a homicide murder. He buried her in the ground wen she was still alive.The murderer chanted "to e sorta Baluch as he buried her, now tht you have read the chant you will meet this girl and she will be on your ceiling in the middle of the night and suffocate you, if u comment this to 5 peeps she won't bother you.

  • @lolhotty8224 Joke's on you, bitch, I don't have a ceiling.

  • Shadow Temple theme FTW!

  • Post This On A Video And Get 500 Love Letters If You Dnt A Guy wILL kILL u lOLZ

  • I HAVE ONE BUT IT ISNT A BREAKUP

  • ONE DAY A GIRL SAW A CHAIN LETTER SHE DIDNT OBEY IT AND AT NIGHT SHE DIDNT GET HURT (:

  • Omg, I get like 5 of these a DAY! They're not even funny!!

  • These seem like camp fire stories

  • Hahahahaha!!!! I have already read tons of chain letters and technically they don't work... I wish all u idiots would know that you can't scare me because i read every single chain letter to see how stupid they are and yet they are he-lariouse!!!!!!

  • @supergrl911 I know right?! If people think they can scare us then they can SUCK IT!

    - MyMicky01

    P.S. Write me back send a message

  • XD Chain mail makes me laugh like this will ever happen

  • if u don't copy this to 0 videos nothing will happen

  • @L3G3ND125 OMG I HAVE TO POST NOW YOU SAID NOTHING WILL HAPPEN :)

  • Ostriches eat kids?

  • i laughed at every one after the testiballs one

  • that was funny when the dog popped up and said lol and btw u ripped off the michael myers song

  • That fucked up lady never came out of my drain.

  • bunnies eat penis's and vagina??? tht ridickulous

  • IF YOU DONT REPOST YOULL GET A BONER

  • On my iPad FAIL!!!!!!!!!!! It dose not smoke

  • Yeah aha I'm on an iPad.

  • If you don't post this 2 5 other videos nothing will happen to u like other fake chain letters! Lol

  • These are soooo funny!!! I figured out a few years ago that these are fake. Now I am ROFL!!!!!!

  • What if I stop watching just to turn on the lights because it sounds so scary?

  • DONT Read this:it's a fucking waste of time

  • These are fake right??????? Am I going to die now??????? I hope not!

  • Warning this is fake once there was a guy who liked cinnamon buns, the next day he went to buy one from his local deli and they were sold out. He then killed himself and came back to life 8 months later he swore revenge and now he puts poisoned melon juice in ALL cinnamon buns. if u don't post this to 65% of all videos the next time you eat a cinnamon bun you will have to take a huge crap.

  • @TennisAndGaming same thing happen to my friend he use to love masturbating 3 times a day 1 in the morning afternoon and when he go to bed 1 day SOPA shut down his Favourite porn website he hot mad he went in the toilet trying to masturbate it didn't work so he just cut his dick off and emailed it to SOPA after 2 days he died 

  • jennifer's body for ya.

  • chain letters are STUPID. retarded people create them just to scare kids!!! u dont have to, but if u want to, post this to other videos to stop chain letters!!!!!!

  • omg the dog iss fanneh

  • wait just realised, how come it goes from an ostrich eating your children and pecking out your eyes to getting aids?

  • packing my children into a breifcase with help from a gangsta ostrich, as you do

  • If you post this comment or thumbs it up.......I will kill you cuz obviously if you believe in bullshit like this evolution is gonna pick u off one way or another.....stupid

  • WARNING,this is a funny joke,Carry on reading,or you will die,even if you only looked at the word warning!if you're still reading this you're a superstitious retard. post this to 10 people or i will rip your intestines out,shove a katana up your ass and pour battery acid down your puny fucking throat.chain letters are bullshit.

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  • I read the 6th letter

    I looked down.

    Nothing.

  • 4.

    Thats so fake.

  • sex parts?!?

  • Once upon a time.

    A potato was drowned in a sink.

    If u don't find a potato and rub it on ur ass.

    The potato will make you eat it and give you................

    -que DUH DUH DUUUUUUHHH!!!!!

    DIARRHOEA!!!! Have fun Crapping!!!!

  • packing her children into a briefcase xD iv read all of these b4 lol

  • Realy! Chain letters! Just shut up you stupid itiots. Why listen to chain letters? They are not real!!!!!

  • hhahhaha da funny part was she mistaken the word people she read it ppl

  • Oh and I'm on an iPod! Hahahaha sux 4 the ostrich

  • OK I have some things to say:

    I dont take a shower I take a bath

    I don't sleep in a bed I sleep on a matress with 5 blankets

    I dont have kids

    I have a security cam in my room!

  • He cut off the fingers to grow a peinus...

    HAha great!!!

  • One day a little girl was driving a carrot then mr cupcake muffin popped out and crashed the car the girl jumped out and investigated the mr cupcake muffin was fine then they lived happily ever after if u dont post this on 5 more vids in 5 mins mr cupcake muffin will come into ur room at night and spread frosting on ur face

  • @TheNQSclan mmm sounds yummy to me ^-^

  • @MsCoraline5 LWL

  • @TheBeatlesHero35 YES!!!!!!!

  • Okay. Message number 3 the STUPIDEST CHAIN MESSAGE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. WHT THE H PERSON??????

  • I feel like Italy. That's not really a good thing. Referring 2 Hetalia. :/

  • so... Bobo's bisexual?!?!?!

  • chain letters are not real nothing happens its just stupid sad people who got no life lick to do to people to get a kick

  • My favorite 9:00-10:00

  • to any who write chain letters. PS don't read if u havnt written any.

    in 1983 a girl was walkin cross the street and read a chain letter. she then died of fright that night becasue she lost her sight. as it claimed in the letter that your life will be better if you post it to 10. if not than as taught you'll regret it. just ask little ben. it turns out it was because of natural causes, not the chain. SEE WHAT CHAIN LETTERS CAUSE

  • @Assasinkiller10 XD WTF?

  • @jpbigbang XD scareiest one EVER

  • @blueQbert Its the fastest way to kill yourself dumbass

  • 1 scary way to break up? dnt get it

  • I hate chain letters. I skip them when I read comments. PEOPLE YOU DO NOT HAVE TO COPY AND PASTE STUPID CHAIN LETTERS! I READ THEM ALL THE TIME AND IM NOT DEAD!!!!! Jeez! Nothing happens! OKAY THERE IS A CHAIN LETTER ON ALMOST EVERY SINGLE VID ON UTUBE! You do NOT have to copy or paste or a clown or a girl with no face is Ganna get you in the middle of the freaking night!!! -_-

  • @addogukan5 they are just trolls and patrick cant read

  • IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO 10 OTHER VIDEOS, NOTHING WILL HAPPEN. YES, NOTHING.

    In 1846, a little girl named Alexandra was Walking down the cobblestone road and NOTHING happened.

    Alexandra met a man and NOTHING HAPPENED.

    The man did NOTHING to her.

    IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS TO 10 OTHER VIDEOS, AT 3:05 A.M, NOTHING WILL HAPPEN! BETTER HURRY. IF YOU DO POST THIS TO 10 OTHER VIDEOS, NOTHING WILL STILL HAPPEN!!!!

  • how do u die from slitting ur wrist? stupid. and u cant kill someone with a razor. i would know. imma girl. not that sharp.

  • A few days ago a boy died by listening to Justin bieber. If you don't repost this to 10 videos Justin bieber will appear in your room tonight singing

  • @jpbigbang Joke's on you, I like JB

  • @jpbigbang omg it's the scariest one I read today!

  • a week ago a boy named bush drank some kool-aid (the purple kind) and crapped on himself. the end

  • I don't belive this shit -_- The 2. Chain Mail Said Middle of the Night will happens it. It was Night in my house and noting Happens......!!!! Why should you belive this piece of crap??? If you belive that shit, youre a dumbass like patrick Star...!!!

  • :OO

    

  • play video click snowflakes

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  • 1 scary way to break up

  • lol bunnies ate hand grenades!!

  • thumps up if u want those chainletter turned into like this:

    post this to 10 people or u will FART BIG FART infront of ur friends

    u will get tottally embarresed (probaly they will forget) post this to 10 people

    that will happen

    :D They shall give those chainletter what do u fink? U shall start those! :D

  • 911- NINE HUNDRED ELEVEN LOLOLOLOL

  • myspace is DEAD

    i'm just sayin' but these chain letters are STUPID!!! :P

  • nineteen hundred ninety three LMFAO

  • ‎STUPID! 1 SCARY WAY TO BREAK UPdontstop reading this or something bad will happen!One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her bf drove by and honked at her to get in She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. he pushed her off, pushed her in the lake Later that week, Sarahcame from the drain, She cut his throat before he could scream. If you do not repost Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died You have 13 minutes

  • this had me LMFAO!!!

  • Hahahahahahaha that was hilarious!!!

  • please do not read this!!!!(not)

    if you dont post this to 10000000000000000000 people in a second a dog will moonwalk and then your head will explode

  • THIS IS AMAZING!!!

    Forward this message to other people in 3 MINUTES and NOTHING WILL HAPPEN

    I tried it twice and it worked both times!!!

    THIS REALLY WORKS

  • I do not have childern and if an oschrid tried to peck my eyes out i would go Chuck Norris on it !!!

  • 'youre computer will start to smoke' FAIL!! I'm on a iPad!! Muwhahaha -:)

  • read the anti chain thing its safer

  • Thanks so much for telling these stories without a scary pop-up! :)

  • @xyungbreezyx Roflmmfao. That shit was funny as hell bro! I hate those fuckn chain letter posting cunts too.

  • Im puzzled with chain letters,I mean why do spirits kill us for not posting them xD . No logic,no link,a mixture of stupidity and lameness.

  • Lol at Hween music.

  • LOL THE BUNNY ONE

  • lol shadow temple music

  • zombies cant post videosXD

  • im 10 no childs

  • 1 scary way to break up

  • 1 scary way to break up 

  • Im 13 (no children) I use an iPod (computers don't fit in my pocket) I take baths (shower is broken.) I sleep On a recliner (I like to sleep in my recliner.) Immunity!

  • suffoced :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

  • This is amazing! Forward this message on to 5 people and in 3 minutes, fucking nothing will happen!!!! I've tried it twice and it worked both times, absolutely fucking nothing happens! This really works! Pass it on to everyone who needs to know

    -.-

  • There once was a kid named Smarty. He came up to me one day and said.. Dude, CHAIN LETTERS ARE AS FAKE AS MY HUGE BALLS! GET OVER IT! THEN I KICKED HIM SO HARD IN HIS NUTS HE DIED. IF you don't stop crying over chain letters, Smarty will come to your house and kill you the way I killed him.

  • i dont have children, i dont take showers i dont live in a house IM SAFE FOR LIFE

  • haha she said "pp"

  • Yay! I don't have a vagina or a penis!

  • Don't read this!One day there was a girl who hugged a rock.If you don't repost this to 100 videos the girl will show up at your house with Rebecca Black and they will both sing "Friday" off key.I don't want to take any chances.

  • Yay I don't have children! :D

  • How can she throw her cats at you if she has no fingers?? O.o

  • @JulieAlbright7 lol thats what i was thinking!

  • @JulieAlbright7 she uses her hand-nubbs .D.

  • I loled but the music was creppy

  • There was once a girl who ate a sandwich and didnt finish it. When she went to take her dog out she tripped on a booger. Now every time you dont finish your sandwich you will trip on a booger.

  • This is stupid everyone knows idiots do this to scare people well if your with jeasus and god ur safe!

  • This is the Anti-Chain. By reading this you are now under the protection of the Anti-Chain, and from now on all threats, curses and promises made by any chain mail you see, are nullified. There are more individuals supporting the Anti-Chain than there are supporting any single chain mail, so our power will always be greater. If you ever try to create a chain mail after having read this, you *will* suffer your OWN punishment.

  • WHO PACKS THEIR KIDS IN A BRIEFCASE XD

  • @Allsoproductions a fucked up bitch thats who

    

  • @MyPokedude123 true dat (my sis posted this comment but i can agree)

  • This is the Anti-Chain.

    By reading this you are now under the protection of the Anti-Chain, and from now on all threats, curses and promises made by any chain mail you see, are nullified.

    There are more individuals supporting the Anti-Chain than there are supporting any single chain mail, so our power will always be greater.

    If you ever try to create a chain mail after having read this, you *will* suffer your OWN punishment.

    Repost this if you want

  • The one about the ostrich is the funniest mental image ever

  • i have no shower only a bath so SUCK IT BITCHES ! lol jokes

  • HAHA I WASN'T READING I WAS Listening BITCH!!!!

    jk

  • I'd like to see the dad's reaction when he opened his son's head in the mail. "Ohh! A Care Package" *opens* "oh! Hey son!" lol. That one was my favorite. I guess I'll die because I don't know 14 political leaders personal e-mails...

  • I'm glad bobo isn't my boyfriend... O.o

  • The one about the Ostriches was fucking hilarious! XD

  • Oh great... it's night here and I have to go to bed soon. Guess I won't be sleeping tonight... again... *sigh*

  • he's not trying to tll us the chain letter he's just saying how stupid they are

  • The Music and the way people talk is creepy

  • The first one is so FAIL.

  • There was a troll who posted a chain letter. Then he killed himself.

    IF you didnt post this to 456678768567 people and .00001 seconds,the troll will come and take your food.

  • I like how the chain letters are so stupid..if a boy has no legs or head how will he se you? If she tried to throw cats how will she throw them?? No fingers! But I still get scared by tem..

  • Do not read this or you will die.. ITS FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GeT DOWN ON FRIDAAaAy OOooH yeAHHhaahH if you made it this far your eyes are like superhuman eyes or something •_•

  • @kaddany4644 OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @wluc071 OOOH NOOOOOOOOO!!! IT WILL BE THE END OF ALL OF US!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :D

  • I laughed really hard on the grammar!

  • This is dumb af

  • Yay i have nothing to worry about i never take a shower :D

  • @MrAckeh rofl!!!

  • And once she throw them cats at me, I will throw the cats back at her, and tell her "TAKE YOUR DAMN CATS BACK!!!, DON'T YOU BE THROWING CATS AT ME".

  • the music at 04;13 use to creep me out.

    but now that i know its from the epic game called zelda ocarina of time (one of my faves)

    im at ease.

  • A boy with no legs wi-.... If he has no legs how does he get in the room?

  • One night a girl was on YouTube she was reading all the nasty comments that people left on her video. She got so upset that she decided to torture them with another video. Quick. Hurry. If you don't paste this to 10 videos in a minute, Rebecca black will appear in you room dressed as a banana dressed as the Easter bunny and start singing. Im not taking any chances.

  • DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NO, YOUVE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DONT STOP THIS IS SCARY. PUT THIS ON FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MIN. WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

  • One day a girl named Annie was helping her mother set the table for dinner.Her father came into the room and raped them both. They died 3 hours later with slit throats from the father. If you DO PASTE this to any videos Annie and her mother will kill you.