JP - 5 Ways To Get A Girl

[atef6231]

GO TO 2:51

[MegaPokemon909]

At 2:29 Dexter gets a dry slap!

[MSRmontage]

a girl likes a girl with a sense of humour ???

[HqComphelpqH]

Rule 1 A girl likes a girl with a sense of humor.

[munaasd]

2 JPS at 0:30-0:42

[MURB999]

2:19 u know ur so fat u sit next to everybody LOOL

[dineshn]

RT if you find this funny and your like 15+ you must be dumb

[JLS4355]

them girls are not good actors just saying

[DanTheMan28797]

JP: Hi, your pretty wanna be my Girlfriend?

Anchal:Nooo! you geek stop asking me!

[XXmissXXcheekyXX]

omggg lol dat wuzz tyt looolll x

[UzY503]

Can I add u Facebook lol joke

[UzY503]

Your from diary of a badman and samimkar u fuk off dnt say fuk of pakis because I'm a paki and stop being racist

[samimkar]

joke man shit

[samimkar]

fuck of pakis



[05dabest]

LOL knee to the groin xDD

[GTAKID01]

diary of a badman

[simrank321]

Haha when he sat next to kalum :PP

[HITKID1000]

oh shit i forgot my own dam line

[Uzma4Lyff]

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­ww

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[TheThug1995]

I Tried This And Got A Girlll xD

[abisy88]

thought it was bros b4 hoes?

[ZobiaGehlan]

LOL at rule number 4 <3 :) x

[ZobiaGehlan]

2:50 - 3:07 best part :) <3 x

[britishbaby218]

when the the girl messaged him in the end i was o fb

[XxSiDeSwiPPA10xX]

go 2 3:05 lol



[jeyda334]

very nice bro ,,,,

[RABIA2UMAR]

love you JP <3

[yashpatel3001]

that was really funny thanks guys!!!

[najster7]

epic



[ProfessorFIFA]

like if you had facebook open in another tab and at 5:58 you checked it thinking you had a message

[chelseaboy543]

I had my facebook open in another tab so when the message tone thing went off near the end i checked my facebook lool

[KUSHTEA]

at 2:13 it says 'a girl likes a girl with a sense of humour' when its ment to say 'a girl likes a guy with a sense of humour' oops

[tedibeya]

awww bless jp boi u get hurt a lot in evry thing especially badman, but hey i luv ur dopeyness

[tedibeya]

looooool funny luv u n asif!!1

[selenalover786]

that guy in the blue jumper is fit!! xx

[emdad121]

3:53 fav part loool

[1Thefamousone]

2 jp's 0:33 looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooool

[boomboomafridi786]

asif is a twat

[MrMoe614]

Favorite part is 2:51

[PIEsniper959]

Dexter

[NishatTasnima]

Wedgie Wedgie  Wedgie Wedgie Looool

[karsigan]

vote up if u heard the ice cream van

[purplebelieber4life]

:') awwwhhhh! He's so cute 3

[Cuppycakeyummey]

Oh yay both my comments are top comments !!! x

[vikram2k11]

I know he is fucked up

[vikram2k11]

his dick should herthahahahahahahaha :-)

asif likes girlsbetter than boys

[tanyakhamu]

hit in the peanes OU

[SandWasi]

41 ppl dont have a life

[Jazzyj3ff2o11]

Rule number 1 is fucked up

[TheMkBroadcast]

Good for you do you want a gold medal? -_0

[Zakuhree100]

ASIC was the one tar showed dexter the girls in the first place so it dorset make any sense at all

[Usman074141]

the last blooper thing was funny when u said "yo bum ting ya kinda bof u know wonna give me number no tone tone brov"i laughing so bad i couldn't breath

[walidzz1]

is jp dexters twin?

[Cuppycakeyummey]

@walidzz1 No JP is Dexter's real name lol x

[walidzz1]

@Cuppycakeyummey Then whos he talkin 2 wen he sed jp?:s

[Cuppycakeyummey]

@walidzz1 Look Dexter is the guy who is always in DOABM. Dexter is played by a guy really called JP. JP makes his own vids too. So for some bloody reason DEXTER turns around and JP is there so he says " You can help me JP?"

Do. You. Get. It. Now ?! x

[ImmaTFSGoku]

@Cuppycakeyummey actually its Jaspal

you lose!!!

[Cuppycakeyummey]

Am I the only person who noticed that Rule 1 says: A girl likes a GIRL with a sense of Humour ??? Shouldn't it be GUY ??? Lol xxxxx Luv ya JP xxxxx

[captaingamer123]

@Cuppycakeyummey damm it i ws gonna comment tht :P

[Cuppycakeyummey]

@captaingamer123 ;-) X

[sonyrulesbladZ]

@Cuppycakeyummey over 1000 people must have already used that comment lol (no hate just lettin ya know :D)

[Cuppycakeyummey]

@sonyrulesbladZ shut it i'm 12 have some respect blad :P

[sonyrulesbladZ]

@Cuppycakeyummey calm down kid ;)

[Cuppycakeyummey]

@sonyrulesbladZ What did I do ?? Nd why are you calling me a kid ?? >:-(

[assassinspree]

@Cuppycakeyummey that 's cool

[bwadmanshotta]

The guy that hits Dexter has the same cap dexter was wearing LOL x

[zegatrom]

lol so funny

[TheKiNgHaMza786]

wtf duz he say at 7:14

[Mensobeh]

I think Dexter dance is kinda boom.3:55

[56saj]

Lucozade :)

We All Love Lucozade =)

<3

[XxPREDATOR235xX]

Does asif have a channel

[EclipseDawn21]

Asif. Is. Sexy. Snm.

[KanjariPanchod]

LOL the way he says "im never gonna get a girl"

[cherryz87]

Sick Man :)

[hossain4977]

i dont get he did not get her first but at last thumbs up

[manumaniacs]

Lol this was uploaded on my birthday

[Habtemica121]

lool... its soo much funnier when he uses badman's line on them.... lmfao!

[411M3D]

Asif your gyal is butterzzzz

[dad3332211]

If she didn't I would be his girlfriend

[fizan26]

sick man sick

[HassanRahman97]

funny

[oVizuaLHD]

I spotted a mistake ! 2:12 it says a girl likes a girl with good sense of humor!

suppose to say

a girl likes a guy with a sense of humor :P

thumbs this up so people can see.

[missawesome90]

the bloopers lol

[Mbilal1233]

Your so cool and badmans tell humza I love wat he is doing I came to your show on 27th November Sunday u sang great tell humza I love him

[KingKillerKanaad]

Who was dat paki muddafukka with the glasses?👳

[ChandniDChauhan92]

LOL

[samad853]

yo man you the best nolongting



[xxxtahminxxx]

Asif: check my BB,Look how many girls i got

JP: 3

LOOL :)

[ProfessorFIFA]

like if when the facebook message sound came on you checked your facebook thinking someone had messaged you

i did:P

[HAROON006]

3:54 whats the song ? !

[MegaTVpro]

@HAROON006 sum indian song nd da indian film PARTNER

[ANGELl89l]

looooooooooool you are so cute 

[SwissStar121]

thumbs up if you tried searching her name on facebook.

[abdul1429]

39 people couldnt get girls

[45fARHAn54]

0:32 are they twins or not

[Lols2u]

The way he cries xD

[AjSingh26]

LOOK AT RULE 1 IT SAYS A GIRL LIKES A GIRL WITH A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR

[MAJDTHEDON]

kallum piced up the hat off the floor

[mbrosoble2]

2:12 it sez a girl likes a GIRL with a sense of humour

[MrsKerrah]

trust me someone did dat to me i wud punch dem but if u did den i wouldnt

[ahmedelmoon]

2:46 scumbag hat ON xD

[MizzSmileMedia]

it said on tip one a girl likes a girl see for your self

MISTAKE!!

[ArdiieeBabiiee]

that is sooo FUNNY!!!!LOOOL

[Shinygold77]

0:32 Are those guys like twins???

[TGFan101]

@Shinygold77 they r both JP coz of u look carefully u can see between them on the wall, its darker on dexters side

[unknow567]

If you notice, there is two dexter in 0:40, they look alike.

[TheJelleeBaybiiee]

Haha i love the bit where he confirmed humzas permission to use his line lol

PS, Aasifs voice... !!! MMmmmmm ... lol

[TheJelleeBaybiiee]

Haha i love the bit where he confirmed humzas permission to use his line lol



[tibzy4eva786]

Definatly lik lenny fromof micecand mn

[Merc140497]

He's gone. :( Diary of a badman 9 :((

[h4m1dur10]

jp can dance :)

[Dhri00]

A girl likes a girl?

[goal936]

i know u geek stop asking me!

[01nurul]

Is dis da geek stop being dum dnt were ur glasses mn can't u say wagwun

[k4s1m100]

at 4:45 you can hear the ice cream van with head phones on

[DangerousUnknown]

at 4:03 thats a sort of thing i would do

[XW4Q45X1]

3:57 bad songgg LMAOO!! !LUV IH 

[dragontaytay1]

4:24 That Should Be on WWE

[ARBAN6096UCK]

I don't get it if Asif asked JP not to dance why does he tell him one of his rules are that a girl likes a guy that can dance

[SmurfetteTrolLolLol]

Govinda Khan's dance moves in Partner were HOT ! why didnt those gurls like that stuff ? xD

[98suly]

asif: were filming

douchbag: shut up

[98suly]

if you notice the guy who beat up jp is wearing the same hat that asif gave

[Sponge786Bob]

Typo: a girl likes a girl!

LOOL but other than that it was really good!

[AstarXclusive]

3:53 best part lolz

[GameMonkeyBoy]

kerrah: hi,ur pretty,u wanna be my Girlfriend?

anchal seda:Noooo u geek! Stop asking me!

me: LMAO!!!!!

[tradtrad100]

the hench guy at 4:11 hasthe sam superman hat as dexter got

[tradtrad100]

haters gotta hate :( 36

[80ron80]

DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTULLY WORKS.YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS.NOW YOU HAVE STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SCARY.PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU ARE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVE OF YOU LIFE'S NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTULLY WORKS

[killeradheel786]

listen at 2:13

[anisa199813]

dexter is just sooo fit  serioulii just love him

[Remz0005]

Asif <3

He is so cute <3

[XGrizZy1]

like if u watched all of dem

[Noor786Ali1]

nice



[krane97]

6:03 Thumbs up if you thought that was your Facebook :)

[TheKiNgHaMza786]

@krane97 it was 6:06

[10alim1]

DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTULLY WORKS.YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS.NOW YOU HAVE STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SCARY.PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU ARE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVE OF YOU LIFE'S NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTULLY WORKS

[AlKawthar14]

@10alim1 Why are you even alive?

[feraligatr619]

@10alim1 dont spread that crap

[TrickyRevolution]

6:52 ''We're filming!''

''Shut up!''

Lol.

[DrMyName]

they made a BIG mistake in this, Asif show the two girl at 2:07 to KP but at 5:37 Asif get angry at KP hittin on them

[basketballjunkie101]

@DrMyName yh...thats kinda the point

[12345678945108]

this episode is so gay i swear

[borntorool0000]

hey boombing ur kinda buff giv me ur numbah no long ting yeah ololololololol

[Sinking09]

hahah

[5h4m1l4xx]

LMAAOO

[topboysuk]

Hey JP fans! Check out the review of JP's 'Sunshine' on our channel and see what JP himself had to say about it in the comments!

[supermatt1998]

whats the song at 4:13??

[akalya1998]

U ARE NOT A GEEK!! I LOVE YOU!!

[JPdaRAPPER]

WOhahahahaha 2:53 DAT WAS HAMZA HAHAHAHA

[xbox360exclusive]

On the first rule on the screen it said "a girl loves a GIRL with a sense of humour" and it should say " a girl loves a GUY with a sense of humour"

[AccountTKO]

Stupid cow how could she. Tramp LOL Wtf?

[azmathbbk]

I swear ur name is dexter not Kerrah

[mabzy2009]

Damn you facebook chat ping sound in this video...dont lie i kno u mans checked ur FB when u heard it lol

[XShaKiiB]

lol shame u got beaten u specky

[haleemaxo]

WEDDGIEEEEEE!

[MarwaisInDaHouse]

loool that was soo funny :p

[MrCassanova08]

these girls are slags

[JVEKARIA1]

lllooooooooooooooollll



[hassy123100]

lol @ 3:16 ice cream van

[aqeesmile]

i only liked the bloopers and dexter is cracy

[SOLARDO22]

Them girls are ugly

[GawjushGurl16]

lol dexters dancing is soooooooooooooooooooooooo funny at 3:54 i watched it over and over and over again lol

[IceMan89]

thumps up if u've seen that dexter is double acting at 0:33



[TheKillers786]

it says Rule 1:A girl likes a girl with a sense of humor