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  • Das Ist Vitamin!!!! lawl

  • I´d paddle her...

  • Pain is the body's response to damage, and injecting painkillers are obviously harmful because the submissive won't know when the game/play is taken too far. Don't mess with drugs when doing BDSM -- even drinking can put you in danger. On another note, Cenk is hilarious.

  • What was Cenk saying in German?

  • Ana's so pretty in pink

  • @sdrawkcabgnipythmi just take a look at the polls. Find out for yourself how many Germans think citizenship of another country makes you a burden. I had a great liberal attitude when i came here. I believed all the bullcrap about Germany being a great place to move. Dont give people false hope.

  • @sdrawkcabgnipythmi Thats exactly the problem. Nobody in Germany wants to take any responsibility for what happens here. Sorry, but if you are man enough to bitch in this channel, but do nothing when someone is being mistreated in your country that makes you part of the problem. It is up to the German people to fix their society or face the reputation they deserve. The numbers are staggering considering what happened here in the 40s.

  • na na na na come on

  • "Concerning the job market, 31.7 percent agreed that "foreigners should be sent back home," while 35.6 percent thought too many immigrants put Germany in danger of being "overrun."

    Anti-Islam emotions showed up clearly in the poll, with 58 percent saying "religious practice for Muslims in Germany should be seriously limited," while this rate surged to 75.7 percent for people from former East Germany."

    There. Forget character attacks. Now you can't ignore it. Bye

  • Am I as a German considered masochist for laughing my ass off at Cenk's mockery of us and our language ? :> I feel a kinky :s

  • i love how at then very end you hear Cenk say "So.. umm.. penis pump?" LOL =)

  • Bless her heart, ana is so naive and adorable

  • @jonatancardoza Actually, Ana is the one in this who actually understands S&M while Cenk is the naive one. Albeit for comedic reasons.

  • fucking dumbasses

  • i think that was the best last 3 seconds of a tyt video ive ever heard.

  • LOVE the German stereotypes, keep em coming

  • I think I'd prefer a blow job.

  • Pain and pleasure stimulate pretty much the same sections of the brain so they are in fact looking for a little pain (not much, ideally). The again pain killers are hugely addictive.

  • You guys need to pay Anna more. She shouldn't have to wear clothes once they have holes in them... Those were some hungry moths.

  • Turn on subtitles.

    Hilarity will ensure.

  • Novocaine

  • oh Germany

  • HAHAHAHAHA This is great! Instead of drugs being used to leash the prostitutes, it's being used to leash the clients

  • Hahahaha, Cenk knows a lot about this things...

  • sluppen das, das ist vitamin? Swallow that, that is vitamins? Are you watching bukkake videos? Those are disgusting semi gay pornos

  • that lady doesnt make sense....its the LAW!!! its the LAW!!!! that doesnt fuckin* mean its the JUST thing to do! the law protects cops that shoot iraqi war vets in the head with tear gas cans but....its the law right? laws are made to control people in what they can and cant do...just because SHE doesnt like it doesnt mean the REST of us do so what if they liked to be spanked on meds its not like they're robbing a bank or burning down an orphanage. just because SHE hates POT doesnt make it bad..

  • some people like the pain it releases endorphins into the system giving a high of a kind. 

  • Listen to what Cenk says at 3:17, think about it...........hahaha

  • Well a local anesthetic like procaine would not be addictive, so they must be using some opiates as well.

  • pain killers are very addictive.

  • S&M with painkillers WTF!? Thats just fucking stupid!

  • prokain is a hell of a drug!

  • @discipleoftheteapot I think Rick James would agree.

  • @thesolutionandpuzzle FUCK YOU TOO....signed germany

  • wawa?! are you fucking kidding me? what there doing is the same drugdealing. I know being a snarky douche is part of the angle but can you atleast think before you speak?

  • just take 2 aspirin and go back tomorrow.

  • Cant believe this video ends with those two words..

  • That is like telling the cops to arrest your drug dealer because he sold u bad weed.

  • CAn't do it can't fuck with it, your into s and m thats you, me just leave the shit be I can't fuck with it I'm sorry

  • Trust the fucking krauts.

  • Not all pain killers are addictive. It's reasonable to suspect that at least some of the men didn't know they would get addicted.

  • I wonder during the Raid, if the S&M People they were playing Judas Priest's Painkiller?

  • Procaine, as it is correctly spelled (see 0:16). aka NOVOCAINE, is the same thing that your dentist injected into your gums before drilling a cavity. It is a local anesthetic and is not a recreational drug, nor does it produce any psychological or physical dependence. The only thing these people are addicted to is the act of giving/receiving pain. The only reason why they say they are addicted to procaine (which is impossible) is to avoid facing the reality of their mental sickness.

  • @GeneralSurgeonMD Probably, but it's not impossible that it was laced.

  • I've seen pictures where they cut the genitals. wtf is wrong with you have to mutilate your body

  • @jwdesign336 What's that got to do with this vid? ^^

  • why are they talking about this? Because they wanted to and they just happen to have their own show... is that hard to understand?

  • So he was like, are you into S&M, I'm like oh right, like hurt me hurt me, I'm sure, NO WAY!!!... - Andrea Wolfson aka Moon Zappa.....lol

  • "The light spanking makes a great degree of sense"

  • Watch how Ana just can't wait to make her point at 1:00. Does she speaketh from experience? Just kidding. Love ya Ana ;).

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  • love your dress Ana!!! =)

  • Germans=hitler lol

  • I think he likes to make fun of Germans because he probably knows some German (I'm presuming) and he enjoys saying silly things in German.

  • @Tuuliska

    My wife finds his silly german comments offensive.... but then again she's German, so she doesn't really get our sense of humor :P

  • Anna's looking well ;)

  • the German jokes are funny i dont' know why people are all the sudden super sensitive about it. he makes fun of american, turkish and many other nationalities so people need to chill

  • these closed captions are tripping me out.

    

  • Ana is really bright, has great insight into human nature.

  • This guy makes fun of ant country he wants...

    But dear god, be extra sensitive about black people.

  • @willsbanana did you forget the jews and the muslims too?

  • I thought procaine wasn't addictive? I can remember that it is made from synthetic cocain with all the narcotics taken out, and that ppl use it to rub on their teeth or skin to numb it without getting that weird feeling novacain gives you. I don't see how anyone could get hooked on it?

  • @ginko27 yeah,how do you get hooked on local anesthetics? also,i imagine a LOT of assplay going on

  • Most people get off on the visual, size queens, strictly guy girl cuck-holdry, big tits, ass, thighs it's easy to understand that these weak sauce masochists get off on it

  • Lol guys its Cenk's show. Cenk's story. Ana works for Cenk (even though I <3 her). So everyone get off Cenk's dick. Go watch something else.

  • Did she say procane????

    It sounds like cocaine!!

    Lol

  • Why are people so offended over Cenks jokes ?

    My mum is German, I'm half German, and i find it hilarious..

  • Why the fuck are so many of the TYT segments about Germany about some weird porn stuff? I get that you don't do much about European politics, but... it's just not representative of the important things happening in Germany at all.

    Now, the people at TYT probably know that, but I get the feeling a lot of their US viewers don't. Just my two cents.

  • @TheCuriousWays

    i think its a pretty awesome story...i mean without TYT i would have never known shit like this exists.

    its interesting. the vast majority of TYT stories are important ones, i appreciate these weird tidbits.

  • @TheCuriousWays start your own fuckin channel, news is news, nobody gives a fuck where it comes from. coming from a certain country does not mean the whole race of the country is defined by it, us US citizens experience and know this more than any other fuckin country. period.

  • @TheCuriousWays it seems like they do this when it comes to several countries.

  • @TheCuriousWay Because those the only interesting stories that Germany has to offer for an international audience. Nobody cares about anything else that comes from here - except cars and some industrial machines and the annual Oktoberfest, which half of Germany doesn't even give a shit about.

    US viewers should be happy that these are the only stories, because they would be bored to death otherwise.

  • I thought they never outlawed prostitution in Kräutland. I guess they were so busy fucking hookers that they forgot to decriminalize kinky sex too.

  • @SwampThizzle They never said prostitution or fetishes were illegal, they said playing doctor and injecting people with (I'm assuming prescripted) painkillers was illegal.

  • selling his car to do this?........damn

  • Ana has some really good analysis on this S& M stuff...

  • you're supposed to feel the pain, the pain is what it's all about!

  • this would be an excellent drug to be used within porn. The women don't always actually enjoy the painful sex, but they're often subjected to it anyway. So perhaps it should be a practice to take painkillers before any s&m scenes, it's not really fair to subject the pornstars to such pain. Although it does seem pointless if you actually ENJOY the pain - that makes no sense.

  • The obvious solution to this problem is more massive tax cuts for the super rich.

  • I think that it's the point of taking drugs... :/

    Painkillers are heroin.... DUH

  • @upplsuckimcool16 I take it that you failed chemistry in high school.

  • @DickCheneyXX I take it you don't know what you're talking about. Should I have said "painkillers are most likely going to be morphine or a stronger opiate" Heroin is an Opiate that converts into morphine when it hits the brain

    They are very similar, especially when it comes to addiction, and in that they are just about identical.

    I don't understand where you missed my point... Maybe you didn't KNOW painkillers are just an opiate, a morphine substitue JUST like heroin... Wow learning is fun

  • cenk stfu, 3 million turkish people live here in germany and I've never heard such dumb comments of them and to hear this shit all the time from you is just annoying, I know it's the fun hour and stuff but seriously? dont you have any better jokes to this???

  • lots of butthurt germans in here lol

  • The prostitute likes the money not the pain. The John likes the pain and payes money.

  • cenk cant stand germans... germans can't stand the turks living in their country... it all cancels out...

  • @will72wein well than you have no idea about germany, of course we have our difficultis in terms of immigration but it's only a minority of dumb people who "can't stand" turkish people!!!

  • Ana, i have respect for you, and I like to hear your point of view, but when Cenk has a point that is soo valid, and real... please let him make it. When you interrupt him, it's hard to understand his point.

  • Lol to those thinking cenk is racist/or making random assumptions of them, then you obviously have never seen german porn.

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  • Penis Pump?

  • sorry ana, you're wrong about the pain/domination thing

  • oh man manchmal labert der schon scheiße =)

  • I see no problem with any of this story, BUT... Making a client addicted to a chemical just to make money is just evil. Did the Ladies inform the clients "This shit is higly addictive" before they started? Doubt it. Cant have it, cant play with it.

  • America sure did liberate Germany the "correct" way :rolls eyes:

  • Cenk, I really like your show and your political analysis. But please reconsider the way you think about Germany. I'm glad you enjoy our porn - we are a very liberal country in that regard. But your constant mocking of the German language is really insulting. Please go ahead and read Goethe or Schiller and find out how beautiful it can be. We are also very open about the dark years under Hitler. I would really like it if you came to my country and saw for yourself how we deal with our history.

  • @hansimaier01 ich ♥liebe♥ Deutschland! ich bin eine 14 jhre alt American, und Deutschland ist sehr schön. The years of Hitler are a wound on the heart of humanity, but one madman is not representative of a country, and germany has recovered to be the most beautiful country i have seen. The ppl are friendly, and the land is beautiful. It is the ignortant who dislike germany, and think of nazis as representative of the ppl. it is the ignorant who think that idiots are representative of america.

  • @ilovedavidtennantDW

    Well said.

  • 2:39

    Cenk just looked like a Libertarian????

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    Change the Conversation, Change you can really believe in!!!

    RON PAUL 2012 :))

  • Cenk is real asshole when it comes to Germans. He has some serious problems with them. Every single story with Germans ends up the same way.

  • @xyoop Yep, he really seems to have a huge problems with Germans. Every single time Germany gets mentioned, he has something negative to say. "They are perverts, their porn is disgusting, NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!"

    It's ... yeah kind of racists to be honest.

  • @YoungZer0 i'm german i dont see it that way, it's a joke playing off of stereotypes. What provokes these stereotypes is by you perceiving them to be accusations. Just play along

  • @TIMAAYx I'm germany too, and it gets freaking annoying. He does it every time.

  • @YoungZer0

    When Germany stops being such a xenophobic place with ridiculous laws that enable racists to get away with discrimination i'm sure more people will care.

  • @Kooshkff I see. The only thing you know about germany comes from your WWII lessons.

    Pity.

  • @YoungZer0

    Ich brauche aber keine mitleid. Ich wohne hier, deshalb kenne ich was wahr ist. Mir egal ob du meine meinungen magst oder nicht. "Muttie" hat schon gesagt dass multikulti ganz kaputt ist.

  • @Kooshkff Vielleicht hängt das eher damit zusammen das du dich wie ein riesen Arschloch verhälst? Darüber mal nachgedacht?

  • @YoungZer0

    Vielleicht.. oder vielleicht die Deutschen haben kein toleranz fuer Auslaender. Menschen sind nicht boese geboren. So kann man nur wachsen. In meinem land habe ich nur freunde. Glaub mir an. Niemand haben noch mal mitleid fur den hass. Du musst deinen kultur reparieren. Du bist als Deutscher verantwortlich.

  • @Kooshkff

    " Du bist als Deutscher verantwortlich."

    Nonsense, citizenship in a country does not make you responsible for what others in that country do or think.

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  • @xyoop i'm under the impression he's doing it as a (mostly) straight faced joke, and that he's aware it's a steriotype.

  • @xyoop yeah, and he is quite clueless as well ^^

  • @xyoop The truth hurts?

  • @xyoop Sorry if I dont feel sympathy for those Nazi's

  • @xyoop Oh please. He's just poking fun at stereotypes. Lets not get our panties in a bunch here ladies.

  • @xyoop It isn't because he dislikes Germans. It is because the Germans have weird proclivities.

  • @xyoop

    calm the fuck down.

  • @xyoop He just envies them and their painful kinky sex habits, thats all.

  • @xyoop yeah you're right

  • @xyoop And why is that? Because Germans are fucking assholes.

  • @xyoop he is the same with british everybody in Britain apparently speaks like mary poppins living of stereotypes is an american thing.

  • @6Gizmo101 Germans and British people stereotype americans all the time. To tell the truth , both countries bash the USA far more than the reverse.

  • @Moionfire you are speaking shit....

  • @Moionfire the difference is we use stereotypes as a joke , americans dont see them as stereotypes instead as facts .

  • @xyoop

    Throughtout history Germans were the most peaceful people.

  • @FxckCensors lol really? Ask a Jew.

  • @xyoop

    Are you German? It's a joke bro. Damn I thought Germans were supposed to be tougher

  • @xyoop to be fair, most u.s. germans i know don't like germany, i have german relatives by marriage who all agree it's full of some of the worst people in europe and maybe the world. lol that being said 1 should never assume that all germans, or any culture or group is all bad. and cenk and ana can often be dicks and dumb asses when it comes to those they don't like/agree with/understand, but i still like them most of the time.

  • @xyoop Ich habe kein problem mit Cenks humor. He rags on Turkish people as well, big deal. German is simply a course sounding language and the country has a bit of a reputation for having an edge to it. Is it really that big a deal?

  • @xyoop Cenk is Turkish. There's a long history between the Turks and Germans, so it might come from his family without his full understanding.

  • @freeforscott

    If you only knew how they treat the turk's here. Cenk's remarks are mild at best.

  •  I don't care!!!

  • I think it all comes to getting the full service. Especially for males, it is very easy to get your fix fast, we are progressive in that way. If you are paying the full price, obviously you want to experience as much attention as you can and you cannot if you are feeling strained and in pain. Otherwise it would be like $1000 for 15 minutes, a robbery in other words.

    When it comes to sexuality, our prioritization of comfort dominates. Jerk off or go for a cheap whore, it is as simple as that.

  • Cenk, it's the action of the whole thng, rather than the result, to these people. It's like putting on cream to desensitize your dick so you dont come too quickly.

    Same thing.

  • Sorry Cenk, but Ana's right they can not inject people with an addictive substance without posessing the medical education or skill required, and then use those peoples addiction to milk them for all their money.

  • There are some sick humans out there, they need help.

    S&M is just the tip of the iceberg, (asphyxiation,zoophilia,beasti­ality,Coprophagia,Apotemnophil­ia,Mysophilia,Urolagnia and mnay more) i just think,"if there is a god then why the fukc has he put me on this planet with these other bunch of loony toons",

  • @concernedagain That seems discriminatory to S&M afficinados who practice a lifestyle that is unconventional but safe, sane and consensual. To compare it with more bizzare fetishes and philias like bestiality or necrophilia seems disproportionate. Same people who try to compare homosexuality to pedophilia, bigotry.

  • @Remus0387 Quote: A paraphilia is a sexual problems where the sexual arousal is in response to objects or stimuli not associated with normal sexual behavior patterns and that may interfere with the establishment of normal sexual relationships", and Masochism/Sadism fall under this list. Bias?

  • @concernedagain normal sexual behavior patterns and that may interfere with the establishment of normal sexual relationships... what do you mean by normal? and what has that to do with S&M?

  • if they were S&M dentists on the other hand... they would have been perfectly legit :P

  • Ana waits very patiently for her turn to speak each time Cenk interrupts her.

  • @jango964 she knows who her boss is...

  • @jango964 cenk is the star of the show. thats the way it is.

  • @jango964 thats the way it should be, men have every right to speak over women, we are superior

  • Why no sympathy for the addict? Yeah, he knew it. So do heroin addicts. Doesn't mean they can stop.

  • What is up with the weird Stereotype of germans having wild, insane sex? In every other stereotype, the are dull, analytic and boring people!

  • @gr3g0r5 They get all their weird shit out in the bedroom. Takes out all the energy and irrationality when dealing with most other subjects in their society.

  • @IllegalAlien1 No we don't!

  • @gr3g0r5 I'm just messing with you. I don't really know all to much about german culture, i do want to go over there one day though. The only thing I really have heard is that critical thinking is taught a lot better in Germany than some other western civilizations.

  • @IllegalAlien1 Oh, sure, I was aware of this not being completely serious ;-)

    And yes critical thinking is very much encouraged by the German society! Germany has been taught a big lesson on that regard! Criticising the gouvernment is a key factor in german educational system!

    And of corse, education is more or less for free! The state Universities are very, very good, and they cost a maximum of about 700€ per semester .

  • @Hugh983 Did you not listen? Its about domination. They dont want to wake up everday fucked up like you they want to get dominated.

  • First of all not everyone who is into being dominated is into being physically abused, there is allot of people who just enjoy serving others. That being said most that are into it for the pain would not take painkillers, it is irresponsible, if you are numb you could get seriously hurt because you can not fell what is going on with your body. Now some people are into the set up and play more than the pain, so they look for ways to have more extreme play but reduce the pain, however this is...

  • @Venefica82 not the way to do it. BDSM professionals like these German ladies give the whole lifestyle a bad name. Also I am sort of on the man's side in this, they got him addicted to drugs, one thing is their dangerous play, another thing is actually getting the customers addicted to drugs. Sorry but this is not ethical no matter how stupid that customer may or may not be, close them down please.

  • @treysparker Obviously she doesnt think that. I mean watching one video where she even mentions drugs would answer your question.

  • O.O that's 98,006 dollars (according to one conversion site) O.O if someone is wasting that much money then some idiots just deserve to be taken to the cleaners who the fuck has that much money to spend?

  • Wait... Isn't the POINT of doing sadomasochistic shit so you can FEEL the pain and get off on it? Why would they inject anesthetic?

    *scratches head*

  • @whoo689 I think it's so that they can do stuff whilst not feeling pain so other people can watch/video it for others pleasure.

  • @whoo689 Many get off on the scene and the roleplay if you like rather than the pain, so some will crack a whip close to the skin but not actually impact for example, or use a cane in a way that really do not hurt but looks dramatic. Some are into the pain, others are more into the fantasy.

  • At least he didn't say kartoffelsalat.

  • ana seems to know SM quite well.... very suspicious