ELMO! Why would you do this? You scare small children. Why can't you stop causing panic and terror?!? If I ever see you on the street you better stay on the other side because I'm going to give you a new mouth in your throat. I've seen you scare enough children in my time. Why don't you go pick a fight with some oompa loompas instead of scaring small children? Not only this, but your carbon footprint is huge. Last time I talked to bigfoot he said you were eating hamburgers made from real meat!
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ELMO! Why would you do this? You scare small children. Why can't you stop causing panic and terror?!? If I ever see you on the street you better stay on the other side because I'm going to give you a new mouth in your throat. I've seen you scare enough children in my time. Why don't you go pick a fight with some oompa loompas instead of scaring small children? Not only this, but your carbon footprint is huge. Last time I talked to bigfoot he said you were eating hamburgers made from real meat!
EpicHawk 10 hours ago
toys like that are made for adults, they terrify children.
MrAber28 2 months ago
who wouldnt be afraid that toy is scary lol
beccaRed11 4 months ago
id cry too!
masonjet 2 years ago