I WILL KILL YOU

[TheGlobalGays]

I will BREAK YOU...open a new pack of cookies because I know they're you're favourite.

[Atomic440]

I will FUCK YOUR CORPSE ... Bride DVD up if you can't find me the box...

[rsftwhehe2]

I will HIT YOU... repeatedly with a blunt object

[KindaGayBlog]

I will stab your eyeballs out....and feed them to the homeless. No..wait, I suck at this game!

[Gvuz]

There's a Home Depot ad next to this vid. Simon, have you become so gay that you went full circle and became a lesbian?

[MrRobbieAitken]

Has anyone ever told you you look like the captain of the mathletes on Mean Girls?

[paulcognito]

I will CAN you... some home made peaches.

I will PIN you... on my kitchen ... Ohwait...

[swagalicious26]

I LOVE THAT SWEATER! #GRANDPASWEATERSWAG

[tails804]

OOOO I GOT ONE!!! :D

*Ahem*

i will take you out of this world

by bringing u on my wonderful trip to Mars! :D

[tails804]

i will f-ing KILL YOU

Tommorow!

XD XD XD XD XD

omg love this game :D

[DaviesMusique]

"I will stab you - with the latest vaccine so you can live a long and healthy life." < I LOL'd so hard at this one :L

[Heather063]

I will CHOKE you... up when I tell you how much you mean to me.

[sighmoansays]

@Heather063 SO GOOD!

[mymusiclover12345]

i think this is my new favorite game XD

[Devdas4221992]

Loveeee your sweater!!!!!!

[akithan]

I will whip you...up a bit of freshly baked goods.

[sighmoansays]

@akithan That's a great one!

[akithan]

@sighmoansays Thanks!!! :D

[jaiiilynneee]

I will SLICE you ... a piece of cake because it's your birthday. (:

[rebeccalolipop]

I WILL LICK YOU... if u touch my candy.

[bieberdrzoidberg]

I WILL BLEND YOU... a delicious fruit smoothie

[Toyman6000]

smoker?

[NeebasAndAyirhs]

@sighmoansays which makes it all the more creepier! xD

[AccordioningToHank]

funnn

[1inabluebillion]

I will burn you.......r crops if you send me another Farmville request on facebook.

[1inabluebillion]

what a cheery title.

[itmovesusall]

Cool a video on your personal channel.... I love your videos!

[awesomeskierboy]

I WILL WATCH YOUR VIDEOS OVER AND OVER AGAIN LIKE A STALKER.....wait are you suppose to lie about the first part?

[ZNSH15]

I will push you... out of the way of oncoming traffic

[AlecTheIntern]

We call it being Bipolar here in the United States....LOL

[JohnBirdMedia]

I WILL HUG YOU.... Oh wait did I go the wrong way? xD

[TenderCharles]

I will turn you inside out... I'm not very good at this.

[Gandon95]

@TenderCharles lmao. poor baby charles. 

[SteFUNN]

can i use this idea for my improv class? i will give you all the credit, of course.

[sighmoansays]

@SteFUNN Sure thing!

[nothinglikeit15]

I don't have internet right now at my house, but I saw your twitter saying that you put up a new personal video, so I came TO THE COFFEE SHOP, to watch this (and do other things).

I am the best friend.

[sighmoansays]

@nothinglikeit15 I agree that you are the best friend. <3

[dkale]

I'm gonna scalp you... Because your hair cut is so cute I want it too.

[SailorStarlight2421]

It must be just me cause I've never heard anyone ever play this game.

[sighmoansays]

@SailorStarlight2421 I'm pretty sure my friends and I made it up.

[SailorStarlight2421]

@sighmoansays xD That explains it. lol.

[backstagedriver]

I will blind you... with my devastatingly bright smile.

[deharveypfs]

we would do something simular,,, we take a current popular song title and then say..... Under The Bed Sheets......... now as a 7th and 8th grader, the Titles would bring out tons of teen laughter....... actually some were really fun, most could be interpreted in a "dirty" way.

[lyssapua]

LOL amusing game. You're a genius Simon! : D

[Markstubation01]

I will eat you... after I choke you... with my hands... I mean I will I smoke you... Some Sammon.

[NeebasAndAyirhs]

I love you Simon. But that thumbnail is pretty fucking scary.

[sighmoansays]

@NeebasAndAyirhs BUT I'M SMILING!

[jordantherese]

I WILL SHIT...bricks because you're so funny!

[sighmoansays]

@jordantherese HA. That's a good one.

[coeurdechoeur]

I WILL HACK YOU UP... some vegetables for your salad.

[juanka1412]

it's a strange game don't you think ok i will destroy you.... whit tons, tons of love <3

[Gandon95]

YOU ARE A CUNT. inuous source of inspiration.

[sighmoansays]

@Gandon95 SO GOOD. I'm definitely going to use that one in the future.

[shep689]

I WILL FUCK YOU. the end.

[marvv2011]

@shep689 exactly what i thought to post.

[sighmoansays]

@shep689 I accept this.

[Beeis4BRENDON]

I WILL SLAP YOU ... a high five cause your hair looks too awesome! :)

[sarahr0407]

Ahhh I was feeling nostalgic today and watched effing Polkaroo!!!! Like... Polk a Dot Door just wins.

[sighmoansays]

@sarahr0407 Amazing show. You have excellent taste.

[thedenofdan]

I WILL CROCHET YOU...

a new sweater after I rip that one off.

[unophishal]

I will you eat you... ;)

hahahaha I'm glad you made a video on your personal channel!

[peetmick]

I will BEND YOU OVER...and administer the Heimlich if you're choking.

[sighmoansays]

@peetmick That is such a winner.

[CyrusFun]

Simon do you smoke?

[sighmoansays]

@CyrusFun Not a day in my life!

[alex3574]

Oh your thumbnail!

[ohwellyeah2]

I'm going to take. you. down...to the train station because I know the subway is going to be so busy right now!

[adamblogsyou]

I will bitch slap you ... cause those cheeks need some blush .

[JollyGreen303]

This game explains everything about you.

[ilovepop91]

Love your new haircut! So cute~

[YourMomIsAPerra]

Theres this guy at my school that looks just like you! Well a younger version of you.. he has the same hair cut and everything.. He's from the U.S though...

[tyleroakley]

I WILL IMPALE YOU... with my penis.

Am I playing it right?

[JollyGreen303]

@tyleroakley High five.

[sighmoansays]

@tyleroakley All the prizes.

[EANPSG]

@tyleroakley OMG SO FUNNY :D

[HotMissa]

I will gut you.....r fish you caught so you don't smell all yucky.

Hugs

[crazyanimegrl1]

I will hang you... a picture of the two of us dying... from the laughter we shared togther. We are choking... on our tears from the tradgedy we watched together... and i will slice you... a piece of your favorite cake.

[ikindahateu]

diggin the ''pajaro carpintero'' haircut

[JohnnyGoLightning]

Love it! haha where did you get that sweater? i want ;D

[dafttool]

Reminds me of a guy I used to play pool with. Anytime he was about to make a good shot, he used to say things out of the blue like "You're just like Napoleon,... you're history." "You're just like Lincoln,... you're history." "You're just Moses,... you're history." You get the picture. He would space them out throughout the evening just enough that he would take you off guard. He was cutie pie. ;)

[AlexNash08]

Cosby sweaters ^_^

[aloraisadiva]

i love your sweater.:)



[TheLionTalk]

Game needs to be played during this summer. Thank you

[KryXoXoXoMoon]

Nice hurrrrr ;P

[BrookeElainee]

Simon!(:

[dabubbsta1]

Jambooo~ ^_^