MST3k 903 - Puma Man

[MPedroful]

What a marvelous anecdote

[skafunkrastapunk1]

I think Puma-man is a pretty cool guy, eh flies around and doesn't afraid of anything

[Drew1973]

I love Thep U Maman.

[sinkingswamp]

Eat this baguette! EAT IT!

[JesterSentinelZ]

when you want the flavor of bacon in a dip

[ninjawraith17]

25:04

Good Lord. U-G-L-Y you ain't got NO alibi.

This woman looks like they smashed the heads of Sarah Jessica Parker and Julia Roberts together. Her smile isn't natural for that head size.

This woman and the woman from Devil Fish tie for the trophy of "Ugliest Leading Lady in MST3K History"

[xLordOfTheFliesx]

28:15

[xLordOfTheFliesx]

Thank goodness they made their house out of peanut brittle.

Basically, a mild rain could take out that roof.

[krashly71]

When...you want...the flavor of BACON in a DIP....

[nmajon]

@flandersfails

Its because his name kinda sounds like vidalia, which is a type of onion. Maybe.

[Blueninja33]

Brain Guy likes Sliders? I used to watch that all the time!

[mofrakker]

Oh, you wacky americans. It's always the yank who stumbles or awakens some unknown force/thingy that's been dormant for centuries (because no one else ever disturbed it before) and weird things happen next.

[TeaPartier22]

@mofrakker Except this was made in Italy.

[THEFRISKIESTDINGO]

Chinos are a staple of every superhero costume

[Mpshfromlowell64]

I just noticed - Ortega's cousin Stacy's boyfriend Brian is wearing Zubaz.....

[ChaoticYak]

"Kneel!"

No, Tony! ...oh.

[smile221]

ITS PRONOUNCED PYUMA AAAAAH

[Kaitodoushi]

Wait, according to Pearl's guest list Cambot was the only one on the satellite invited to the ball.

I don't blame him for not going...

[PazGuerro]

If aliens ever land on earth, I nominate Pew-muh-man to be the movie to show them to encapsulate the entirety of human existence.

And thanks for uploading tirol- I mean, analogkid. You. Complete. Me.

[smontify]

Hmmm...The Pewmaymen......

[justhesh]

One person doesn't believe that each man is a god and each man is free.

[VisceralMajesty]

He does have nice slacks, though.

[yonskii]

do the hustle...

[Turkalj]

God, Sydne Rome was so hot.

[Yapshire]

Why a puma? Can't they come up with a cooler animal? They might as well call him "Woodpecker Man! Into the Pecker Mobile! - Woodpecker Man AWAY!"

[cocosilk]

"My name is Pleasance and I am funky..." BEST LINE IN THE EPISODE!

[MrTEHCOMEDIAN]

My favorite MST episode besides Cave Dwellers

[RandyLahey911]

you are a king for uploading all these!!!!

[wendylynae777]

my minky is here

[buffypython]

"Now they're going to boff in the air!"

[scottdavis0801]

Sydne Rome looked pretty hot in the black leather/vinyl suit. And we just barely got to see her in it.

[SomeDumbKid1]

So Dr.Loomis killed Michael Meyers....How many times? Like 4? But he can beat this dumbass?

[bruxbrux]

Man is free. Man is master of himself. "Man sounds cool."

[Tustin2121]

Perl's beauty mark moves every shot! XD

[spikelilgirl]

Was the actor playing the Aztec man in the Buffy the Vampire Slayer's Thanksgiving episode?

[pretorious700]

So the "Pumaman" was the only thing standing in the way of their world conquest plans, and for that reason they needed to find the "Pumaman" and convince him he was the "Pumaman"....???? wtf is the logic there?

[ChaoticYak]

So...pumas are suicidally-depressive mouth-breathers?

[SanchoKobe]

Who would win in a fight? Pyoo-may-mun or Wharwhulph?

[OneThousandWorlds]

@SanchoKobe

Paul: lost a fight to a man with chromascopic hair, wielding a wharwilf skull, halfway transformed he can kinda beat people up and throw them around and kill women, fully transformed he kinda sorta kills ONE guy

Tony: knows how to pick up chicks, can lay a beating on 4 guys after being ambushed in mid-make-out. As Pumaman, he can leap and fly, rip thru stuff and beat the crap outta your thugs with his kick-aztec partner and groovy theme song

PUMAMAN!

[thewarriorsrok]

Holy shit that spinal tap reference killed me.

[RudolphMerick]

55:03-55:20 hooman being. Best joke ever.

[Spooky7272]

this is one of the funniest MST3K episodes ever!

[quicksandbuddy]

I like how Pearl's beauty spot keeps moving around her face from shot to shot

[Firehckyman99]

S+M Day is always the best day to visit any museum

[Ciberya]

Billy Mays? 26:10?

[Ciberya]

25:00 is she wearing bounty towels?

[Ciberya]

Ugh are the 00 agencies on a cut backs or something,

[GunnytheBunny1]

32:32 - 35:00

[kanyehater100]

So they picked the whitest guy they could find to play an Aztec superhero?

[IliyaMoroumetz]

@kanyehater100

Fun fact; the guy that plays Teh Pyumayman is actually a medical malpractice attorney. He *ahem* moonlighted as an actor... still, it makes you wonder.

[lickstickly]

lol at Americans thinking they are pronouncing Puma correctly, Donald is right

[forkliftkiller]

@lickstickly False. The original word is borrowed from Spanish, which in turn took it from Quechua, both of which pronounce it "Pooma"; only Brits, with their arrogant contempt for native pronunciations, change it to "pyuma."

[forkliftkiller]

@forkliftkiller P.S. It's also just a funny recurring riff....Pull the stick out of your ass, Jeeves.

[lickstickly]

@forkliftkiller cant you see the flaw in your argument ?, the film is being presented in English and foreign cultures have also taken English words and pronounced them differently (Americans are a classic example with Aluumenum and semeye finals) the pronounciation maybe correct in Spanish or Quechua but the English pronounce it correctly in their language so you see Donald is right, dont argue with the English you silly person we will use our superior linguistic skills to defeat you mwa hah hah

[LordSpongy]

@lickstickly

Good for you. How's that revolutionary war goin' for ya?

Check and mate.

[brentisapirate]

@LordSpongy

How'd the vietnam war turn out for you?

Boomtown, population, you.

By the way both pronunciations are correct.

And this is one of the best episodes, or at least it's one of my favourites.... tee hee... tee hee...

[lickstickly]

@LordSpongy jokes on you muppet im not English take your checkmate and stick it up your ass

[forkliftkiller]

@lickstickly You're proving my precise point, exemplifying the height of British pomposity and cultural arrogance: Taking words from other languages and fabricating a new, Anglicized "standard" pronunciation, then telling others that they are pronouncing their own language incorrectly. Get over yourselves, England, you haven't been politically or culturally relevant since before the Second World War. Even your leaders haven't tried to maintain that pretense since Anthony Eden.

[80MWH]

I don't care if Vadinio proclaims that the Gods must not interfere or 'Man will not be free,' those Gods are idiots! They could easily have ended this entire thing, but noooo!!

[1danielday]

I am the 6,666 viewer... do I get a prize!

[glovisy]

Where am I going to find another personal firetruck??

[ArmorArmadillo]

Still, this was a whole lot better than Green Lantern. And Superman Returns. And Catwoman. And Batman Forever. And Batman and Robin. And Iron Man 2. And Iron Man 1. And Aang Lee's "The Hulk". And "The Incredible Hulk.

[InfiniteExistance]

@ArmorArmadillo Hahahaha nice one! I thankfully avoid Green Lantern... mainly due to the "star" of the movie. Save myself some sufferage...

[HrDthereviewer]

@InfiniteExistance and money

[analogkid01]

@MartianAviator - hey, watch it...more superheroes are adopting sensible slacks these days.  Much more comfortable than spandex and easier to repair with a portable sewing kit.

[inqeu12]

And its easy for him to become a superhero since he gets constant on the job Aztec training.

[inqeu12]

The music seems more fitting for a comedy or a bad educational film, its about as un-superhero as anything in "Superman Returns".

[VentMultimedia]

Does anyone in the movie care that the Aztec sidekick murdered 4 people by throwing them out of windows? He says later "I did not need to kill to find you." so I guess it's implied that Pleasence's men killed those people, still it's a weird way to test if someone's the Pumaman. If he survives the fall you go down there and kill him? Alright... anyways, when he flips over the car the henchmen yell "Hit the brakes!"...

[Charmolution]

@VentMultimedia

I'm pretty sure it was the Donald's men, but you're right, it still makes no sense. 

[ChaoticYak]

@VentMultimedia Well, the Aztec man didn't kill the others. Even when Donald Pleasance's sidekick says they think they've found him, Pleasance says, "I hope so, if only for the sake of the others." Vadinho the onion was proving it to Tony rather than to himself. He knew what would happen when he through Tony out the window.

But yes, it is a weird way to test a theory....

[flandersfails]

can someone explain the onion joke to me?

[analogkid01]

@flandersfails - the South American dude is named "Vadinio" which sounds a lot like "vidalia," which is a type of onion.

[flandersfails]

@analogkid01 cool, thanks! btw, awesome job uploading so many great full lenght mst episodes!

[analogkid01]

@flandersfails - the South American dude is named "Vadinio" which sounds a lot like "vidalia," which is a type of onion.

[KingSnarf]

"Believe it or not/ This movie's still on/ It should've ended two hours agooo...."

[KakkoiiSasuke]

peek a boo peek a BOO

[KakkoiiSasuke]

Pumaman, the slack wearing superhero.

[pretorious700]

@KakkoiiSasuke polyester slacks at that

[pedroGhandi]

pyu ma-man, he flies like a moron!

i like how Badinyo is the actual hero instead of the whiny pyuma man...

- "Pow!!"

"YES! The aztec speaks for all of us!" :D

[RichterTheEternal]

Why the name, PUMA MAN? His powers are more like a cross of Superman's and Green Lantern's with little or nothing related to pumas. The writer of this movie couldn't come up with some other convincing name, than this? When I first saw this flick, I half-expected it to be some sort of were-creature movie, but instead we get a skinny, whiny, horny dork in a bad costume? (that also has no puma-related images on it either)

[80MWH]

@RichterTheEternal

Just remember- this film was made in Italy. There's lots of bad movies from there that rip off other works. Case in point: Warrior of the Lost World, aka the cheap italian version of 'The Road Warrior.'

[HolyHogShit]

that chick has an exeptionaly GOURGOUS smile... hope she isnt a real blonde, well what do i care, she is all old and gross by now! still back in the day WHOO HOO!!!

[hargosh37]

HELP! I'm falling in a 60 degree angle breaking all the laws of physics!

[toastysock]

PU-MA MAN, He flies like a moron! ....best tune ever. I constantly find myself singing this.

[anemicroyaltea69]

@toastysock I'm right there with you, I sing it out loud and end it with "when. you want. the flavor of bacon in a dip!" My boyfriend has learned to just get used to my sudden MST outburtsts. lmao

[TexasSheepdawg21]

Kevin as Roger Whittiker... ROTFL!

[raith0818]

"Come any way you'd like, but come."

Now that HAS to be a proposition!

[KakkoiiSasuke]

Are you poor? Ew.

[KakkoiiSasuke]

I hate to be picky, but Puma's aren't really known for flying.

[KakkoiiSasuke]

Hahahaha...no, I mean you look great.

Puma Man, he flies like a moron.

[KakkoiiSasuke]

And there's more salt in ham than in turkey.

I have a receipt!

[lincekid]

At last I found it! You won't escape me this time, Pyumaman!

[LordPowBoosh]

Would you say puma man was a hooman? :P No..

[vampirehunter42]

Baron Vladimir Harkonnen can fly better than this guy.

[pretorious700]

@vampirehunter42 cool, an obscure Dune reference!

[str009]

Dude, that High Priest Badinyo guy just needs a few weeks on 'roids, and he'd be perfect for the lead in another Conan movie!

[HolyHogShit]

@str009 i am surprised he doesnt win fights by punching people in the fist with his cynder block face! is it possible to have a manlyer face without a viking beard and the classic "over the eye" scar?

[HolyHogShit]

Respond to this video... regular god was buisy...

[biffburroughs]

I read a book and it stated that this movie was of the last films to be played before they started to taking down theaters in New york on 42nd street and New Amsterdam area. It was one of the last of the midinight films I guess I could see what had changed in years. I do think I would be very un-happy stumbling in a theater at midnight and seeing this film.

[BobaBaggins]

This movie was clearly an attempt to cash in on the popularity of the original Superman movie.

[Unwyze]

Pyooma Man! The director really should have done something about that.

[TheLazerBread]

@Unwyze The director really should have done something about a lot of stuff in this movie. Probably the easiest fix, in my opinion, would have been to scrap the whole project. But, it's hilarious in retrospect.

[kaldemvor]

This was one of my favorites. Thanks for the post.

[RobertMuldooJP]

Great quality :o Thank you for uploading this

[Nixel85]

28:34 - The Magnificence that is Puma Man