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  • I didn't understand a shit...  =3

  • ألله أكبر

  • damn it now i gotta go find animerocks10223's comments 

  • @brooklyn560 CTRL + F

    AND TIPE HIS FUCKING NAME

    GOD SO FUCKING STUPID

  • @oliball123 i know it was a joke 

  • i hate that voice =| it's like he is spitting and talking ..

  • player!

  • k idgi

    

  • Lmafo I'm 12 and I get it lol

  • im 10

  • Silly eli, blondes don't read.

  • I'm thirteen and these jokes are hilarious and really gun to tell my friends at school

  • @darmah2 same here :)

  • Greetings internet, with love from my secret laboratory. I have recently turned two. Allow me to explain the joke to those who fail to understand.

    The Blonde is reading a book.

    That's the joke.

    @Supersaviours Yes. unless you're the government, then you fuck everybody.

  • The joke is he said his name was one of the languages (polish or indian) i dont know which im irish.

  • @TheCALLofAwesome The first name was Indian, and the last name was Polish, who are not as thick as everyone thinks.

  • i'm 16, ithink i get it..

    do every one here has have a fuck with your girlfriend???

  • @SuperSaviours You're an idiot, get the fuck out of here.

  • I'm 13 wow but I dint really get this 1

  • i'm 11 and i surely understand these jokes hahaha

  • putting a purity ring on a fat girl is like putting a fence around a dog with no legs

  • Ugh children get off the perverted jokes and go watch Barney 

  • الله اكبر

  • If ur 10 u shudnt be listening to these jokes.

  • @MrVintage420 im 11

  • @MrHarper12344 I'm 13 :D ;) and a guy at that actually gay :D hahaa

  • @MrVintage420 I'm 12, SHOULD I be listening to these jokes.

  • im 10 and i still get the jokes

  • @AWSOMEPIE99 same

  • Respond to this video... 

  • my name is mandingo!!

  • Black people laugh in a cool way haha

  • Well the Japanese guy in the picture was crying.

  • Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • @JwVanc I think it means he has a thick and long dick. he chose an American Indian name and a polish name when she asked him what his name was so it looked like he had a thick and long cock! XD

  • @JwVanc I think it means he has a thick and long dick. he chose an American Indian name and a polish name when she asked him what his name was so it looked like he had a thick and long cock! XD

  • I don't understand it help??

  • ???

    

  • it's funny kuz the guy look's asian

  • Another Dull one..

  • eli is hilarious if you dont like him youre crazy

    

  • i don't get it @ all and i don't think he pretends to make mistakes....but if he does it's annoying soo..yeah (=

  • I get it, but it still wasn't that funny..

  • i dont teally get these :3 is it because im 14??

  • @flea4000111 no im 13 and i get all of them

  • @MrRockerHal doesnt mean i get all of them :3

  • @flea4000111 Tonto is an Indian name and Goldstein is Jewish.

  • Justin Bieber's REAL name! = Kim Jou Wong

  • Two friends are walking through a game park in Africa when all of a sudden an angry lion growls at them from only 100 yards away. The one friend calmly puts his backpack down, removes his Nike running shoes, and puts them on.

    "What are you doing", exclaims his friend, "you can't outrun a lion!"

    "I'm not going to outrun the lion," says the friend, "just you!"

  • I'm native amarican

  • @r0ckoman oh lala

  • is it weird im native american.. polish.. and asian?

  • If you didn't get this joke, you should just shoot yourself.

  • If you didn't get this joke, you should just shoot yourself.

  • Aaron Stampler?!That's Ed Norton from Primal Fear!I never knew he'd written a sex book.

  • @perithviraajsil Tonto is a indian-american name, and Kowalski is a polish last name.

  • @perithviraajsil Tonto is an American indian name and kowaslki is Polish so he's trying to say he's got a big one!

  • A horse walks into a bar, the bartender looks up, and gets a sly smile,

    "Hey buddy," he say's, "Why the long face?"

    To which the horse replies, "My son is dying of a terminal cancer."

  • ya hahahaha lol i love eli"s dirty jokes

  • haha the japanese was crying xD

  • lol the japanese have the smallest xD

  • Did any1 else notice the toilet sign at 0:10. :)

  • @themastaisBACK81 XD didnt notice that

  • i dont get it

  • hard to understand what hes saying ...

  • @musicfan4441 Since I'm not reposting I'm glad she has no face, she wont know who to get since she can't see me.

  • @musicfan4441 thats not real -.-

  • @LillypadThe then u die....its not bad tho, i have died 4 or 5 times now

  • @TheRock3114 you are a dumbass

    

  • @TheRock3114 people who post that crap are gay

  • 386 sad japanish...

  • ohh I get it:))

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  • What's his first name?

  • the joke was the girl got men's voice :D

  • 0:12 PEAGNIS

  • Tonto Kowalski. A Native American first name plus a Polish last name. If English is your first language and you don't get this, you're either retarded or a 10-year-old.

  • @sizzle9000 i guess im a retarded ten year old

  • lol at the japanese gag XD

  • FUNNY GOT THE JOKE AFTER I READ @BLOXXPARADOX'S COMMENT! :O ;D

  • hey im polish

  • @mario64483 U r a r-tard if u dont get it srsly.

    Im Swed and i get it.. My man..

  • i dont get it

  • Haha for people who don't get it he has a american indian first name and a polish last name = bag dick

  • @yellowpirate4ever Bag dick eh? Your spelling is fantastic...

  • What was the point of that

  • WHAT???????

  • 0:42 poor Japanese guy :)) 

  • I dont get it

  • I don't get it...

  • @Marinna1231 his name is indian-american and polish name mixed up

  • no offense to eli, but he should have someone else read the jokes

  • @AnimeRocks10223 nnnoooeeesss eli sounds so funny with that old man voice x)

  • @AnimeRocks10223

    then they wouldn't be Eli's dirty jokes anymore wouldn't they?

  • @AnimeRocks10223 thats what makes them more funny

  • @AnimeRocks10223 That's what makes them funny-duh....

  • @AnimeRocks10223 NO!!!!!!!

  • @AnimeRocks10223

    y i like how he talks and pretends to make mistakes

    XD

  • @likewatever100 I don't think hes pretending

  • @AnimeRocks10223 Eli reading the jokes is what makes it all the more funny, shut up.

  • @AnimeRocks10223 Then it wouldn't be Eli's Dirty Jokes.

  • @AnimeRocks10223 Thats the gimmick

  • @AnimeRocks10223 He really should, he sounds like he's completely hammered.

  • @AnimeRocks10223 THAT'S THE BEST PART OF THESE VIDS!

  • he should have said big white headed bison potinstiatov

  • For those who dont get the joke, he read that the indian-american has the longest penis and that the polish have the most diameter, so he said his first name was an indian-american name and his last name was a polish name.

  • @bloxxparadox Ahh thanks man.

  • @bloxxparadox -_- let the stupid think

  • I don't get it. What's so funny?

  • he shoulda said tanto polawski

  • Eli sounds like. hes got Hot dick in his mouth!!!!

  • his voice sounded way too weird

  • Eli is the Polish man.

  • I don't get it

  • It shows the asian guy crying for having a small dick, but im part asain and still have a long and wide load!

  • @CHRISatYT01 Your ass is fat and droopy?

  • @Alphacaliber Nope, a long, wide and erect dick!

  • stupid, took me a while to get it

  • @gerballack um culd u help me out bcuz i dnt get it at all...

  • @funnybearyultra98 his name was a mixture of both american indian and polish names

  • Oh wowwww...! hahaaa

  • I totally got it xD

  • Sexual Activi- Activities And... Statistics by Aaron Sampler.

  • i can't stop laughing

  • hold 5 for instant pleasure!!!!

    

  • I don't get it

    

  • @TheKingrockZ88 the name is a mix between the two meaning he has a big dick with a big diameter

  • @ZackyRawrs the name is from the origin: faggot, the meaning is: likes to suck mans dick

  • @TheKingrockZ88 oh oops lol i didnt know that

  • I dont get it

  • pres 4,3,2 not to fast it sounds like he says exchange that seamen

  • press 2 repetedly really fast and it sounds like semin

    

  • 0:18 made me laugh more than the actual joke did

  • hey thats my name !

  • a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder stumbled in the local bar he went to the bartender and the bartender asked:

    -hey where did you get that?

    before the black guy replied the parrot answered:

    -THERE ARE MANY OF THEM IN AFRICA! SQWAK

  • I get the joke because-

    Tontoko is supposed to be a Indian name

    Walski is a polish name so he's trying to make the blonde think he has a monster cock.

  • ummmm ok ? not that funny

  • @paramorevampire1996 You really don't understand this?...

  • i wonder what happens when a black guy watches this video.

  • Blondes dont read X)

  • The trick is to get an American Indian - Polish hybrid…

  • mmmm um like seriously you yank tanks have as much sense of humour as a lonley turd flowing down the sewer on its way to the treatmeant plant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LAME

  • @Creepface187 Why do birds fly upside down over Australian ?

    It's not worth shitting on.

  • @Creepface187 FUCK YOU YOU SONOFABITCH!

  • THERES TWO JOKES HERE!

    THE FIRST IS: THE MAN's NAME

    THE SECOND IS: THE BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS BLONDE!

    thumbs up if you get it xD

  • @RyanPwns1 Fuck you.

  • ohhh ....ahahaha i get cause like.....ahhh ohhh society >,<

  • whats fun is im part native indian and polish

  • @hitman12 then you'd know it's native american.... indians are.. thousands of miles away. in india.

  • @masterdeathify so i do know

  • i got the first part

  • that was confusing

  • huh... no wonder Germany invaded Poland, and Japan bombed Pearl Harbor... Jealous bastards!

  • @3Dtwin1 germany invaded 1st

  • @3Dtwin1 and europeans invaded what's considered now as north america

    jealous bastards

  • Like dat

  • i dont get it

  • Seriously. How the hell do you confuse Japanese and Chinese? Ugh...