Family Guy - Can't Touch Me

[DJFatnSassy]

Ha! love this stuff

[Tylerbauer1]

PETER RULES :D

[Oreo14383]

I meant -3

[HaloCOD816]

What episode is this?

[SistaDunDidItNow]

(Me and my best friend walking though Wal-mart, me singing like a idiot.)

Her: STOP!

Me: HAMMER TIME!

Like if this happen to you before.. o_o

[0607740]

funny

[SuperPokeGuitar13]

if you click 8 then 7 quickly he says i dont care if you touch me LOL

[jubyvera662]

lol

[BinkaMinka]

Im not.lying when I say Ive had this memorized since I was six.

[HopSingToproduction]

"I've got diplomatic immunity so hammer you can't sue" thats the smartest thing peter ever said xD

[MagePerform]

Awwww it missed the end where he says "except you, you can touch me"

[vbisenius325]

Oh god... Guys on my bus sing this every day... O.o

[StefanR10]

Can´t touch penis

[alfredreal100]

Can't touch me pussys

[Iambenjoz]

LOL the music sped up. xDDDDD

[desrosiersrebecca]

people this is funny but the bird is the word,sittin' on the toilet,and martin no peace no juicse is going to knock your socks off

[violincello8463]

cant touch me judge judge judge

[MexiSlacker]

do the peter griffin fuck !

[SuzukiRM250Rider62]

what if you can touch him?

[volvagia1987]

@SuzukiRM250Rider62 then u will create a paradox that will destroy universe

[kota266]

Do the peayere

[Brinksarsenal]

not even his wife can touch him...peter regrets it

[SpyroDragon1000]

yeah WestHam it sounds like it lol

[inkyno1]

Chao500 mayz i azk for teh song ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIMEZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WestHam207]

lol justin are you mad bro? trololol

[princesscelestia1]

What

The

Fuck?

[crapparc]

You should have left the transcription to me, Chao. This one is full of mistakes ;)

[Glitched64]

becuase video = infringement. Doi. >:(

[Fenderbenne]

why? why?!?!! why is there never a video on a youtubevideo? Its just a pic^^

[HighLaneDepot]

I have to say, I like the way you've changed the tone of this song. It sounds like something from a new episode.

[iluvskittles108]

this is funny

[tatertot937]

Except for u, u can touch me

[canadiansinger417]

Mrzjaylaswaggx your a fag those don't work my friend read one it said you will die in 7 days that was 8 months ago dick

[willmorton1]

I love the cool weird beat

[WestHam207]

lol 0:45 i sware he says do the peter griffin fuck

[6699scotty]

@WestHam207 haha he does

[justinsalandychanel1]

@WestHam207 it the peter griffin bump you jack ass

[D0nnieBrasco]

@WestHam207

he does xD

[SantaclauTheHunter]

@WestHam207 i agree he is like yeah do the peter griffin fuck, CANT TOUCH ME!

[THEGU4RD14N]

I'm ruining the balance

[XerosVideos]

Just disliked it. 384 likes, and 384 dislikes. Excellent.

[6699scotty]

@XerosVideos not anymore i liked it, (probably more people) its now 400 likes and 395 dislikes

[XerosVideos]

@6699scotty I don't really care. Arrogance is pathetic.

[imbringingsexyback27]

lool at least it not a rickroll :P awesome pic to go wit it :)

[CindySpottyWotty]

STOP !

PETER TIME.

[TheMagicalPuffBunny]

@meg shut up

[Rush0597]

Tag you're it.

[defiler37]

@Rush0597 you never said no tag-backs. Now you're it. No tag-backs

[salamisumo2]

I think I saw this on Google Images.

[johntheslug525]

youtube is not for pictures

[stuartgeorge2]

better tune

[ToxicRawrGir]

owo my new ringtone!

[rank4000]

I WANT THIS.. AS MY RINGTONE..

[thedrumboy78]

@rank4000 I had it. It was just turning out wierd when some one called me. O_O

[mariothebest10000]

why are people disliking the vid that doesnt make that sense

[DrExplosiveJr]

U cant touch me or You !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 lol

[Mrmexicanboy300]

I CANT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE A CARTOON !

[SuperLadySuperstar]

339 People that disliked that song: "You come with us!!"

Myself: Can't touch me!! *dance like peter griffin* xD

[asiakia123]

Exept for you, you can touch me xD

[bananacrazy554]

Don't matter if yo handicap I'll still park in yo spot!

[Constructer97]

Seriously guys leave Chao500 alone. Does it really matter that there is no video? No it doesn't! This guy uploads lots of these videos with good quality and not many people appreciate it and just insult it by saying "why is there no video" bla bla bla. Its NOT a rickroll and its not 240p where u can hardly hear it so stop moaning and keep your negative opinions to yourself.

[RambosHomeVideos]

@Constructer97

... it is on 240p :)

[ShaaBoozey]

@Constructer97 Dude this is youtube... website for videos not for songs with one picture..

[Mzcutie4life1000]

Except for you... you can touch me. Lol

[Seaction8]

Except you, you can touch me :3

[SuperLenard1234]

cant touch me hehehehe

[khalz13]

Its weired how the old family guy episodes are uploaded with just a audio/pic but all the bran new ones is uploaded with audio/video

[armoredhaloman]

how did i get here from the retarded running horse?

[emartin8144]

why is there no video!!!):

[shockingzombie242]

Pwnd!

[MsJuggalettedestiny]

lol

[Daddy1387]

everybody did you miss an episode of a tv show or you wanna see a movie but dont know how well now theres a sulotian go to project free tv and yes I am aware I cant spell right I know

[east1111fsu]

mc hammer sucks dick like me:)

[kvore23]

FOR PITERIA!!1

[Canyoudance123]

THE REAL VERSION IS ON MY PLAY LIST TITLE REAL VERSIONS FOR U AND ME CHECK IT OUT

[SpiceNhot10]

hammer you cant sue lol

[r0iethegamer]

hey, i have seen this SAME video on google images!

[KOFunky]

Awesome

[frant567]

Classic

[darklink223456]

PETER IS THE LOAW

[sweeterthenacupcake]

247 people cant touch him

[Dante7yagami]

242 people´s sister we´re touch

[iLoveMegGriffin06]

Thanks but I'd rather touch Meg...

[demonicflame77]

Use the really vid not a pic

[rub1k]

except for you...

YOU can touch me

[MrCrawfish12]

236 people cant touch dis lol XD

[Taddington89]

*looks at likes* 233 likes...233 dislikes.... *likes* TAKE THAT

[Exata1337]

@Taddington89 234 likes 234 dislikes

TAKE THAT

[PokemonMasterAce]

likes = dislikes

[mjsam18]

This song... How should I say this... How very inappropiate, thank you.

[ZombieSlayer668]

the old version of this song just sucks. :3

[Raussl]

218 people can't touch me!

[619beanie]

I dont know why this has so many dislikes lol, this is beast! <3

[blackarmoredfox]

>>>-------Knee----->

[extremepsychogamer]

@minecraftlulzar

what does that do?

[minecraftlulzar]

@extremepsychogamer if u hold ctrl + and like my comment. its not possible to unlike the comment. you can dislike either, so u are stuck with the like

[ptbird1]

@minecraftlulzar No.

[agentlj10]

@minecraftlulzar how do i go back oh nooooooooooooo ! wait an mintute wheres the cool -aid  guy

[sonic4697]

@minecraftlulzar ill try the dislike insted

[minecraftlulzar]

@sonic4697 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I LOOOOOVED UUUUUUUUUUUU

[sonic4697]

@minecraftlulzar 0.0

[TheStardust12]

totually singing this when someone tries to touch me MAHAHAHAHa

[MrBluenose1999]

i belive thats the word

[AAA31051995]

@Chao500 What. a. troll.

[Chao500]

@Bluemoon121996

Actually -- and I'm so sorry to burst your bubble -- but I think you'll find that the people of YouTube are not THAT thick. I mean this joke of saying you can't be liked so that people deliberately like you has been around for a long time now. Once somebody falls for it once, unless they are as thick as dog shit, they won't fall for it again. So -- and once again I'm sooooo sorry to say this -- you have no place on YouTube because you are meaningless.

[rockyson990]

@Chao500 damn man.. lol

[Chao500]

@rockyson990

Lol. Yeah, sometimes my nasty streak comes out. And when it gets going, there's no stopping it, (well until the 500 word limit runs out of course).

[rockyson990]

@Chao500 Bahahaa...eermm..remind me not to fuck with you?

[yew369]

@Chao500 nerd no life

[Bobopoa]

@Chao500 Apparently someone is thicker than he thinks...

[walkerliam94]

@Chao500 8 ppl fell for it. There are stupid people on youtube as well as smart ppl ^^

[TheIndigobeef]

@Bluemoon121996 I disliked your comment, looks like you were wrong.

[camba100x100]

@Bluemoon121996 Owned.

[vunix1234567890]

@Bluemoon121996 In that case we shall have no choice but to dislike your comments instead of foolishly clicking the like button.

[ACDC101232]

@Bluemoon121996 EP!C FA!L

[ZombieSlayer668]

@Bluemoon121996

dumbass

[EppurSiMuove419]

Not trying to sound like a know-it-all, or troll, but just for the sake of having correct lyrics, that first stanza is:

Just like the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2,

I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer, you can't sue.

I can write graffiti; even J-Walk in the street.

I can riot, loot, don't give a hoot,

and touch your sister's teet; can't touch me.

The second stanza is correct, except he says "Hartford" (the capital of Connecticut), not Harvard (the University).

Thanks for the upload/lyrics!

[Chao500]

@EppurSiMuove419

That's fine. Thanks for the correction. I never wrote them anyway. I copied and pasted them from a website. So I guess it just goes to show: copying and pasting is bad, kids!

[steffen54321]

@EppurSiMuove419 Sure isn't not give a hoot not don't give a hoot.

[EppurSiMuove419]

@steffen54321 Ha! You're right. I was focused on the wrong incorrect part. lol. But, he has it right in the sidebar. That part, anyway. Still says right-a-loop though, which was one part I was meaning to correct. Ah well. Thanks though.

[steffen54321]

@EppurSiMuove419 No biggie.. my comment lacked so much punctuation I couldn't make sense of it...

[BabyFergSoFly]

@EppurSiMuove419 Well, they can change it up for the moving. JS

[ontheroadagain2000]

@EppurSiMuove419

youre wrong too,,he says "NOT give a hoot"

[IFeelDeadAlways]

ITS A WONDERFUL DAY FOR PIE!

[TheHaddad16]

187 people wanted to touch him



[lordsneeka]

What's a right-a-loop?

[meiser8jaar]

00:58 LOL ;P

[theidoitsguidet0life]

this sucks

[Blade6455]

peter one of the best rapers ever ha

[fatfatat444]

RICK JAMES!!!!! 

[Militarymight101]

@fatfatat444 FINALLY!!!!!!!!! someone realized he got it from rick james, who sued him

[milestailsprower320]

Ah ah ah,cant touch my dislike button! >=D Jk..

[randomness1039]

Thumbs up if you did the Peter griffin bump

[TheTubePortal]

@randomness1039 Nah, I touched my sister's teat.

[ANTHMX]

what chapter, season is this?

[scaryzombie1]

141 likes 141dislikes make dat 142 dislikes

[Supergoggleboy]

@chao500 joe doesn't say what in gods name is he doing mayor adam west says that

[Chao500]

@Supergoggleboy

Thanks for that.

[kaelinlovesloz1998]

Love this song lol

[Lorddarryll]

Lyrics are so wrong...

[Snafu1OH1]

@Lorddarryll no shit

[theawsome0ne2]

why do people keep uploading these vids :(

[CommentGirlnovids]

96 people got touched

[theyoungprodigy12235]

96 people wish they could touch him

[fcwfan1]

94 people went to jail trying this

[jriley1992]

Why are there so many dislikes for this video? At least the audio is in good quality.

[keekee1981]

STOP...Peter Time!!

[TerrorTime121]

90 people couldn't touch him

[MrTheDogKiller]

XD

[naamlucked]

/watch?v=dr7ZpXq5aiY&feature=r­elated this is the real 1 not realy good hq but its the good video! ( thumbs up so we all see it!

[hellhound1206]

87 people cant do the bump

[MrQuagmire100]

nooooo  where is the last part

-except for you, you can touch me

[musicislovegirl]

102 people thought the button said "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS VIDEO! IT'S BORING ANS STUPID AND SUCKS!" You know, yeah...

[ZakkSparxx]

Except for you. You can touch me.

[Ekeleme123]

what do you mean i cant touch you -turns green- HULK MADDD!!!!ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

[gambit7775]

72 people... wow thats alot of dislikes in 2 months...