SMBC Theater Short - Prognosis

[AkujiMalice]

make a funny video. Touch him on the infinite penis.

[avielMenter]

By the end of those two weeks, his penis will be 16384 times its original size. It takes that long to explode?

[sabatacon]

@avielMenter it's only a few CMs large......so makes sense

[Sephpwnsyoutonoend]

@avielMenter Well, let's just say Jon wasn't very gifted originally

[loupax]

What should I do to have this doctor

touch me on the penis?

[Saltheigh]

I knew the first bit was all a daydream... he looked way too disgusted for it to be real.

[vectoor91]

if it doubles every day it will be over a kilometer long after two weeks :P

[lolzomfgmen]

@vectoor91 What if it's really fucking tiny to begin with?

[DKM101]

@lolzomfgmen

assuming he's 20 yrs old now, if it was about 2*10^-8000 inches long, he would have a normal sized dick when he gets to be 95.

[frogger2767]

love you both

[Ssalamanderr]

Give him the prognosis, touch him on the (infinite) penis.

[CreemyNougat]

PHYSICIAN HEAL THY PENIS

[ImaPengwin]

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[InkyBloc]

Creepy instant receding hairline at 0:16.

[fdaen]

Alex again! Yeah!

Awesome sktech again guys, good job!

[BocoROTH]

jon's expressions in this vid are awesome

[ForgottenMemoryLost]

lol first time I heard it i thought she said you have infant penis i was like that doesnt sound fun

[RatDude1996]

@ForgottenMemoryLost No way me too

[613TheEvil]

Nah, you've made better videos...

[waddleman]

Fantastic sketches, I'm in love with these

[robertsloan85]

Loved it. I couldn't tell if the doctor was devastated or just incredibly turned on.

[ThatMonsterMan]

sometimes...

sometimes its just both, OK?

[Kiensai]

definitely turned on and ready to ask what he's doing that night.

[brenocalazans]

i lol'd

[Thuusu]

I don't know what to think. Is this hilarious or incredibly banal? Think I'll abstain from viting

IRL doctor should have been James, though. Or at least a man

[ninjagod1337]

LOL. James would have been epic here.

[SimWebb]

Man, this was the worst one yet. There's no joke here.

[Spirosaur]

I actually lol'd ... impressive

[unstableshark]

Oh my god, her hair moved at 0:16. That was really weird.

[Zetaphrem]

Made her hair look like a wig sort of.

[Fhwqhgads]

Awesome

[Giggidyrange]

hahah this is my favorite one so far after James as the keyboard cat

[bywordorbysword]

that type of condition (which does exist) doesn't work like that, the body doesn't work that way either (wouldn't explode/would make more blood to compensate), but his reactions were funny.

[Willwillwritehiswill]

You must enjoy your clown autopsies.

[sbtech01]

so.....

[dwhit8]

Pretty sure "infinite penis" doesn't really exist. I'm not a doctor, though, so I can't be sure—didn't WebMD that shit or anything, but I think I can say fairly confidently that they made that one up.

[DoctorKazefa]

No it's definitely real. I'm a doctor, I know what I'm talking about.

[whyohwhynousername]

You're a smart one, eh?

[Kiensai]

No shit, Sherlock

[KrowserX]

Heh. That would be a hell of a way to go.

[econojon]

When can we see the doctor naked?

[splik2]

JP - I read the blog thing.

[LeMegasandwich]

Hilarious.

Easy to imagine that it would be an idea of a mild daydream, too.

[ApplePiePodDuex]

Damn.

[Morningstar55]

LOL Fantastic! And so true.

[GodOfRessurrection]

LOL

when she said infinite penis i imagined something like "you will never have sex, as you will not ve able to find the tip of the penis.

[OutaTowner]

I thought at first she said infant-penis

[Rolodextra]

That's even worse.

[WaxWound]

Thats what i thought as well

[ExtremeSquared]

According to my calculations, the penis would be nearly 3 kilometers long by the end of the second week. HOYVIN GLAYVIN!

[voxiphiliac]

She did the dramatic glasses removal. Nice.

INFINIPENIS.

[come2u2cu]

simply the best

[funymony]

*laugh* I'm digging all these shorts.

I look forward to them all!~ And they come in at a decent stream. About 2 or 3 a week? You guys rock!~

[Pandor25]

What is it doc?

[4rcit4]

Jon Brence's expression at the end made me laugh out loud.

[IIIIFile13IIII]

you have INFINITE PENIS.

[HouseFantastic]

Jon Brence is my hero.

[razo062000]

Excellent Excellent excellent.

[apuleyo]

Haha! The doctor has a beautiful smile BTW.

[manonthedollar]

God damn, that's a hot fuckin' doctor.

[8peregrint8]

i love his expression at the end

[Aperpheldy]

Alex Oliver is amazing. Keep her around. Oh, and I guess the other guy. YOU ALL ROCK!

Needed more Zach though

[IIIIFile13IIII]

LOOOOOOL!!!!!

[Farkwun]

Sick acting on all sides.

The doctor is quite attractive.

[LightBahamut]

Wait, what? He wanted his penis to explode? I'm confused.

[Jack827]

A normal man would give even his life to get a massive penis.

[somercet1]

He wanted one week with a Godzilla cock. As do we all. ;-)

[shiromakoto]

He was secretly hoping that he'd have the biggest penis in the world. He would even give up his life for that.

[Monkeyboy92037]

thanks for explaining the video to us

[BlackNine313]

Ya don't say?

[johncar11]

I didn't see the ending coming, but it was decent.

[yuppy64]

@johncar11

You say that like a predictable ending is what we all want to see.

Just saying.

[johncar11]

Good call, I didn't mean for it to sound like that.

I meant that in contrast to the last one it lacked a very predictable ending, but I forgot to leave out that it still didn't leave any room for something surprisingly funny.

Regardless, it was still a decent, chuckle-worthy short.

[unclejimmybobrules]

heh, we all secretly wish that would happen to us

[drunkenbozo1994]

haha nice one

[Threecagehit]

Rather silly xP

[umezawa717]

Awesome!

[SuperMouton]

Haha, nice one. Kinda saw it coming though.

[xPwnyTailx]

I thought the end was going to be like, but think of the six days before... Great vid!