Ducks having a conversation

[hezman969]

Feathers. Everywhere.

[Bird50ify]

haha, i bet your happy with under 2 million views !

[delextreme21]

the 2 ducks are identical :D

i suppose you recognise them by their beak, the only different part of their body..

[not2tees]

It has been conclusively established: life goes better with some helpful advice from ducks. You are a lucky individual!

[legendarytoyou]

1st Duck: Dude!!! got something to tell yah

2nd Duck near camera: Wassup homy?

1st: Damn humans sure are coyote ass ugly huh?

2nd: Lol...ikr xD

[polin678]

Beautiful ducks!!

[HandE2Go]

Interacting like computers in a network...you all should download wireshark and see what computer talking is like

[MissCAhollywood]

Awwwwww ♥

[GanymedeBoy]

"I know you ain't touching my man!"

[MozSechzehn]

So cute ^^

[ApertureCast]

62 geecice disliked this video

[Moviesandvideo]

This is what Manny Quackiao is doing.

[MurdocLuver23]

aww

[DOiLOOKstupid2U]

FOOD!

[AKONIT91]

lol ^^

[badgerbm]

Dog masks

[0910ce]

meh. I would have been more impressed if they spoke english

[Flyinginthebluedream]

Who say duck can't get 2 thousand viewer ???

[winneryeahmate]

That's a lot of quacks!

[Kiana79797]

SUCH A CUTE DUCK!!!

[DanRaccoon]

...why am i watching this :|

[janrex087]

i got here from gurren lagann

[SevereTstormFan]

AFLAAAAAAAAC!!! AFLAC!!

[capsulej]

I like the part where they quacked.

[jjt123456789]

2nd Duck: Ya find his wallet yet?

1st Duck: No, check over there.

2nd Duck: He's got nothing, *knocks book off lap*

XD

[HUGOVANTA]

more like a debate, but mehh.

[ak74u2]

watch out, dont let the duck bite your doodle

[612Oobrit]

I wish I new what they were talking a bout

[therallyfan]

theese are geese? all of those e's

[treyguy09]

These top comments make no sense.....my comment was going to be a pokemon reference! guess which pokemon!

[TheLipSchmucker]

Ducks are just white birds with dog masks on.

[Kr8100]

Dude! That duck sniffed that guys leg! LoL! That made me laugh so hard. Ha! I wonder why....? :P

[lyricsfromsweden]

i wonder what they were saying

[theangela9712]

lol



[MinecraftDewd]

noooooooo im in the animal section of youtube again.

[erkir4j]

0:03 CHAARGE!

[needsmetal]

we attack at dawn

[rodo168]

Hihihihihihihi ! excellent

[UlfJohnny]

SOOO FUCKING CUTE!

[tatorbug927]

I BELIEVE HE JUST CALLED YOU A CRACKER. 0:21

[deadlyponiezzzz]

AFLAC?

[roboluigi]

@Bubbaist I'm sorry about the loss of Jack. Any animal can be like family. You can tell your wife that

[Bubbaist]

I had a dream about Jack the other day. My wife thought it was funny that I'd dream about a dead duck instead of an old friend or family member. I told her that's "Departed duck."

[UlfJohnny]

@Bubbaist Is Jack dead? :(

[MuSIkiSCoOl12]

VERY CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

[jakeswny]

"Should we kill him?" "nah, just smile and wave, just smile and wave :D"

[civilwildman]

R.I.P., Jack. :(

[DePuica]

that's cute. I should buy some ducks too!

[WarfareDubstep]

@DePuica you shud dont hesitate but then un hatched or up to 3 days old when u buy them un hatched incubator first and they will follow u as they get older

[gamezid23]

go to number 17 it says crackers!!!!!!

[sinand99]

they are just asking for free food, lazy cute things :)

[xxxDangerLinexxx98]

@TopKirby8305 awww D: I'm sorry hope you get better

[iwishiwasaxlswife]

I used to have ducks but they were afraid of men, yours are very friendly and they approach you! :)

[katreete]

Dude they arent talking to eachover.. they are playing some coooooooool as music



[TopKirby8305]

I'm a mess right now....found out earlier all 9 ducks that I used to visit near the creek & feed in our neighborhood were all killed. I miss them all so much.

I hope they are in a better place. So glad I took pictures of them months ago cause now I still have memories of them.

[TheBByamashiro]

blablablabla:D

[iCarb0n]

Other duck comes in, "What the fuck man, thought we were sharing?"

[farahmariokartwii]

i think they want your pants...and wallet

[IJenniferTheDarkI]

This deserves WAY more views!

[HalBoredom]

...Ducktales! Woo-Oo!

[jjt123456789]

@HalBoredom I loved that show! and Tale Spin <3

[dudesons441]

To get them to basically love you, do you have to get them at a certain age? I want ducks to follow me around D:

[ctomeiaviles]

LOL! ONE'S PROBABLY SAYING: WHAT THE "DUCK" IS GOIN ON HERE, PAL?? THEN OTHER ONE: ...CUZ YA KNOW WE REALLY DON'T GIVE A FLYING "DUCK", AROUND HERE!! AND THEN BOTH GO LIKE: C'MON, LET'S GO "DUCK" WITH HIM TO SEE WHAT HE DOES!! -OH, "DUCK" YEAH, WATCH THIS (0:18)!! =D

[angeldoxie1]

They both sound like drakes.

[FionaatGuy]

Haha, that sound like pasta. Silly birds...

[joshscomputer]

Which is Quacker and which is Jack?

[Bubbaist]

@joshscomputer Jack has the darker beak.

[lanhas5]

@joshscomputer the white one xDDDDD

[9870321654]

Duck 1: Hey, got food :D? - Duck 2: *approaches* does he have food?

Duck 1: don't think so - Duck 2: lemme investigate

Duck 1: go ahead *Duck 2 investigates him and goes back*

Duck 2: nope, no food - Duck 1: Dammit

Duck 2: maybe he dropped some - *end of movie*

[TheFlashbabeBanned]

Their talking about his ugly pants. Haha kidding ^^ awesome vid

[hsgomesp]

Oh how I miss my ducks :/ Seriously I had two ducks.

[BumblebeeApples172]

awwww... i want a duck.. QUACK QUACK

[ILAHIALI1]

i understand the docks : coming duck says : wat er you doing i tell you never trust humans , other duck : i m looking for food , the coming duck : never so close ; other duck : there is no food ,the coming duck , wel i check it to mayby... , the other duck : i told you , the coming duck : yea you right

[squeeky95]

GEESE!

[punktheman]

This is the same angle I see woman suck dicks on a porno :/

[Ruciful]

Peking duck...

[ihatesaturdays]

hey it's like the ducks from the ketchup commercial lol

[jonhayashi1]

One million! more then one million views for this!? I know ducks are cute and I'm not knocking this video but I have drawn thousands of animation drawings in my videos, BALDER'S EGG and THE MAGIC ARROWS and I only have a fraction of the views that this video has! But I did click on this so maybe I should not complain!

[SolitaryWarfare2]

Aflac!!!!!!!!

[DriveByInAYugo]

I bet their just wondering why People wear Clothes :)

[Jeepersca]

are they fighting over you, maybe? fighting over the "food giver outer machine"?

[Bubbaist]

@Jeepersca I'd like to think the former, but I have to wonder sometimes... Naw, they just love their daddy!

[mQtek]

@Bubbaist ducks do not have emotions :P

[jagerfaust2009]

@mQtek Excuse me but they DO have emotions and this is well documented even in the wild....I've seen and proved this myself...The most prolific creature (man) seems to becomming more and more devoid of this feature..............

[Aetheling05]

@mQtek Try catching one.

[mQtek]

@Aetheling05 Open your mouth wide.

[GrinningSandCat]

@mQtek

Donald Duck has emotions.

[TheFlashbabeBanned]

@mQtek Ur a piece of dogshit. Am i allowed to test if u have emotions by stabbing my knife into ur back?

[mQtek]

@TheFlashbabeBanned Yes, come over and try it. I will cry, tremble in fear as the sharp blade penetrates my warm flesh. Dumb cunt, shut the fuck up.

[TheFlashbabeBanned]

@mQtek No i wont shut the fuck up. Why dont you go bend over the table and let urself get fucked in the ass by ur own daddy, stupid fuck. You only want animals dead bcuz humans are to strong for you. YOU MAKE ME SICK YOU SICK FUCK ASSHOLE

[mQtek]

@TheFlashbabeBanned When did I say I wanted animals dead? I only want morons like yourself dead, if I could kill you and get away with it, I'd buy a plane ticket right now, I'd rape and stab you. :)

[TheFlashbabeBanned]

@mQtek Your comment made it obvious you stupid dickhead. Plus: you cant kill me and get away with it ^^ I know many people would hunt you down, to bad.

[mQtek]

@TheFlashbabeBanned lol, just rape then ;) seriously you're fucking stupid. And it made it obvious? What a cunt you are, I love animals, dumb bitch, go back in the kitchen where you belong, I am a vegetarian, what the fuck are you? Stupid whore.

[TheFlashbabeBanned]

@mQtek HAHA! you love animals?! yeah thats why you said you would electrocute these innocent ducks. seriously fuck you stupid troll. go fuck ur daddy twat

[mQtek]

@TheFlashbabeBanned I never said that? The fuck is wrong with you, you read the wrong comment you dumb whore.

[TheFlashbabeBanned]

@mQtek Seriously cant you think of anything else than ''whore'' you probably dont have a girlfriend.. no wonder why you consider every girl as a whore. nobody wants you. Ps: read the comments back you blind fuck. you said you would put your wires in the pool to your car and electrocute these ducks. Now stop talking u confusing little twat.

[mQtek]

@TheFlashbabeBanned I call you whore because you are one, I call you stupid because you are one, if you would be so kind as to show me the comment I posted about that, great, you are right. However if it is someone else that posted that comment and your dumb fucking cunt thinks it's me, go suck your dads dick. I never said that, nor have I ever said that, so check the comment you dumb fucking cunt, stupid american bitch.

[TheFlashbabeBanned]

@mQtek Haha ur soo dumb. do some research before opening that big doritoshit mouth of your. Im 1: Not american. Im 2: Not a whore cuz i dont fuck. Im 3: Not stupid cuz you said it you dumb fuck asshole. Now go back to your mommy and let urself get fucked by her. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BIEBERCUNT.

[mQtek]

@TheFlashbabeBanned You are a whore, remember how daddy fucked you in the ass? 16 year old cunt, and you have nothing to say to me about the alleged comment about the electrocution? Dumb fucking bitch got owned because I never said that, stupid whore, if I could I would rape your 16 year old pussy and slowly strangle you.

[TheFlashbabeBanned]

@mQtek Haha tough talks, i bet if i would stand in front of you tomorrow you would shit your ugly ass pants. Get lost mofo ^^

[mQtek]

@TheFlashbabeBanned Where do you live?

[TheFlashbabeBanned]

@mQtek Netherlands, Place; noord-brabant. come on and visit me you scared fuck

[mQtek]

@TheFlashbabeBanned You sure it isn't England my little whore?

[TheFlashbabeBanned]

@mQtek Im sure dipshit ;]

[mQtek]

@TheFlashbabeBanned also what's you address? 

[TheFlashbabeBanned]

@mQtek Lavendelstraat 5643DH.

[mQtek]

@TheFlashbabeBanned Close to Heezerweg yes? I go to Holland every year :)

[TheFlashbabeBanned]

@mQtek No its not. @ eindhoven.

[mQtek]

@TheFlashbabeBanned lol? you don't even know what the street is called, I can see ur house on google maps right now and the streets name is Heezerweg, in Eindhoven, Stratum, Kruidenbuurt. What's your last name? Melissa?

[TheFlashbabeBanned]

@mQtek Who knows it better dipshit? me *who lives there*, or some random canadian asshole? heezerweg isnt near lavendelstraat you dickhole. now ill stop giving even more personal shit to you cuz ur just a little cunt that likes to troll around but doesnt do shit anyway. go back to your basement where you belong

[mQtek]

@TheFlashbabeBanned Tell me ur last name honey.

[leithkills]

they are saying wtf is this guy

[DukeofColumbia]

Quacker: Hey . . . let's try and swipe his book when he's not looking

Jack: Smart move buddy :)

[number3665]

Is that how we sound to other people when we have conversations

[FluffyNeenja]

1st Duck: Yo, NIGGA WAKE UP!

(2nd Duck comes in)

2nd duck: YO, LE QUACK, WADDAP?

1st Duck: Nothing much, just TRYING TO WAKE THIS DOOD RIGHT HERE UP!

2nd duck: Lemmie try -Peck peck peck-

2nd duck: Yo, what is he, a fortress?

1st duck: I don'-

(Out of nowhere)

AFFFLLLAAK

[proffsetjohan]

LOL

[vocalmagick]

my chickens do the same thing! they're so great!

[Alltimelow700]

65 quacks

[TheGoshDarnBatman8]

"AFLAC AFLAC AFLAC"

"For the last time Paul, I'm not interested in changing my insurance provider."

[Blake4014]

I understand duckish, and the one that came over was asking if there was any food going, the duck already there responded no, but that they should stick around and beg.

[Kokomokox]

omg yeah same comment as everone else, i really want a pet duck or 2, they are such adorable creatures <3 so cute and funny and clever little things they are, i have so much love to give and id love to cuddle a duck and quack a convo with it x)

[kittyleigh007]

Omfg. I. Want. Petducks

[sweet58441]

couples quarrels

[movinfoward]

Wow what a great conversation. What a shame. They actually had a great solution to taking care of America's troubled economy.

[Kukkuseli]

whee I love duckies! :D

[gmt2183]

ah hell no....he knocked your book over...he's calling you out man!!!!

[BornInspired]

Duck 1 : DIS guy has duh small penis! Duck 2: O. o

[xoGIORGIxo]

They're SO cute!!!!!!

[onlytrustingod]

if you were a guy, then next time be careful especially on 0:22 for you have no idea how vulnerable you were to a sudden death ^^

no worries if you were a girl :D

[rockanimz]

traman algo D:

[Tyem310]

Duck 1:go get the stuff

Duck 2:gimme da muny

Duck 1: nah you dont see da muny till i see da stuff

Duck 2:fine heres da stuff XD

[VinceLA91]

I filmed in this in 1976

[Badger071]

Perhaps it´s an deep intellectual conversation...

[Halevirtit]

the duck that's right beside you when it starts is Jack and the one that come later is Quacker right?

[Bubbaist]

@Halevirtit Right

[D34th4rr0w]

-hey... hey lets bite him

-yes, yes lets bite him

-no wait hes filming

-so what?

-that'd be inappropriate

[douschermcflapjack]

AAAAAAAFLACK

[RaiyaisFluffy]

72

[frysmaktoff]

Oh look it's ducks telling tales.

wait why do I recognize that D:

Ducks.. telling.. tales.. Ducktales-OH SNAP!

[Panopticonable]

How the hell did I come here?

[Tyem310]

@Panopticonable im still trying to figure out why im here

[am1515funnyvideos]

They r soo cute! I wanta duck soo bad :)

[GrenadesandDaisies]

lol i have pet ducks, molly, clover, maxi, jay-z (i used to have one named beyonce, she ran away) and davey :P

[Keijz74]

Quack damn you!

[petrifiable]

Aliens disguised as ducks. Another one of their ways to get closer to properly observe us. :)

[somthiinXswe3t]

lmaoo they're so cute!!

[CodysTuffLilLena]

How are you able to tell Quacker and Jack apart?

[Bubbaist]

@CodysTuffLilLena Quacker is a little smaller and has a yellow beak. Jack's beak is orange.

[domenicodolche]

AFLAC!

[khlegg97]

@domenicodolche Major medical!

PAYS THE DOCTORS BOY!!!

[loopyboopoo1]

@khlegg97 i was just thinking that xD

[pridelander06]

I'm pretty sure their conversation is about whether the person filming has any grapes.

[skeletorphd]

Yep I been there.

Two chicks yapping away. Both talking crap at the same time, don't understand a word they say.

It's why men rule the world and the only thing wimmin can do better than men is the thing they're biologically designed to do and they can do that without men!!!

[raptors11111]

Crazy ducks were scheming something!

[xRemiSoprano]

The gist of the conversation: "So what do you think of that Aflac asshole?"

[ayeletgold1]

עומר - אבא קדברא - ים גולדשטיין

[AngeloNiklis]

They'll give anyone a degree in quantum physics these days.

[TheDailyQuack]

373 quacks

[Terdy515]

Do you need any special permissions to keep a duck as a pet?

[Bubbaist]

@Terdy515 That depends on where you live.

[MEGAEDBOE]

@Terdy515 you dont i have ducks and they dont care

[joesmoe71]

Duck 1: "Zontar, I have just recieved a communication, our invasion forces are in orbit and stand ready"

Duck 2: "Excellent, tell them to wait for the signal, victory will soon be ours!"

Duck 1: "Quack"

Duck 2: "Quack quack"

[vidaminfeeder2]

@joesmoe71 AHAHA

[TehChainsawGnome]

@joesmoe71 Hahaha.

Guy: "Did you guys just say something?"

Duck 1: "Nonsense, we are normal Earth ducks. Go about your business."

Duck 2: "Quack"

Guy: "Oh, ok."

[Bebuvvter]

Who doesn´t like that funny video?

[FFleurDDeLLuna]

@ 0:05-0:10 sounded like there was a club mix 

[Rush1013]

Quacker and Jack. Quacker Jack. I see what you did there.

[832existentialiste]

aww how cute. i miss my sister's farm. i remember the ortilano who had a pretty duck as a prized pet named snow white, sold it to my sister out of penury. she gave him the money but didn't wanna take the duck but the poor chap insisted.

lovely video. thank you.

[schaschascha100]

these are geese

[Pigzrkewl]

I liked the part when the ducks said 'quack'.

[Krase17]

Seriously, how the hell did I get here?

[yougurtZ4]

the duck in babe?