Youtube Poop: Mass Affect for the Sexbox369

[bionicle2122]

0:27 FUCKING BULL

[rockworm503]

lol youtube poop the only thing that is both dumber and smarter than Fox News.... and what I mean is its just smarter.

[djsoundmeizter]

wtf fox people??

[TheProsniper2]

Hmm the xcocks 360 the penis3 or the wiiner tough choice

[hyperhippy92]

(doesn't click "show more") You're pretty?

[TheHvalek]

this is patheic, funny poop though

[TheBloodyKnife1]

PS3 FTW

[SuperMarkerComicBro]

XBOX 360 = Teenagers

PS3 = Teenagers and young adults

Wii = anyone and everyone

Winner = Wii

[wackojackgoff]

chad daddy will make it rain if you shut up............ballin

[mrmamaluigi9000]

I'll give u 600 dollars just to shut the hell up

[jomo999]

Mass Effect Series, over 7 million sales = epic win

Cooper Lawrence's book, rated 1 star on Amazon for opening her stupid fat yap before getting her facts straight = epic fail



[sweettooth80]

never mind start btchng about duke nukem

[sweettooth80]

meh

[Psycholosity]

adults know nothing about kids

[Forte15]

^____^

[MalcsProductions]

So many sexist comments made by women in the interview. They think all 10+ year old boys want p0rn. Why are there somany stupid people on Fox?

[athomicritics]

@MalcsProductions who watch fox news aniway ?? appart for ignorant idiot even fox doesnt get their informations right

[LilPoop444]

a girl trying to explain how a man thinks. bull s***

[sillymonkey829]

It sorta cracks me up how hilariously stupid Faux News is. You can easily set up parental controls on a Xbox, while it's not even humanly possible to block every porn site, let alone shield your kids from every single smut magazine in existence. They dun goofed.

[TheMrMurlocman]

I can't believe why every American is joking about Fox until I saw this Vid

[MarioMasterMan64]

oh my God these people deserve to be pooped. is full frontal graphic sexual intercourse in a mainstream heavily marketed movie? ofcourse not. This why x-rated pornos where invented. do they really think it would be ANY diffrent with a mainstream heavily marketed video game? idiots.

[Vault101Reject]

Jesus it's no wonder americans are concidered stupid. they believe what they see on TV, and this is the sort of crap they're watching.

[ThePinkMamaLuigi]

@Vault101Reject lolpwnt, doublepwnt, LOL PWNT AGAIN

[Darkozl]

@Vault101Reject i think your country is the mostest stupid. take this.

[NikkGreenlee]

Those who don't play video games, who don't develop the game (artwork, physics, story, etc), and who don't appreciate video games as an entertaining and artistic past time that is equally as great as movies and books can stick their head up their ass and play Princess Enchanted Brides... :)

[wesleyis16]

At first, I thought the actual statement Microsoft released was this.

[Forte15]

^_^

[THEREALMOSH2]

"Mccain says he's going to send his 95 year old mother to wash norris's mouth with soap".......?

[undisputed4life]

We actively support gay sex and empower parents and caregivers to sex their family. XD

[myf0lk]

that bitch cooper got double pwnt lol

[Kz3andMore]

violence has a sexual effect... well sexuality too

[Squallleonheartfan]

lol chadwarden

[AJGRiM912]

Dude I love you (nohomo) for the jeremy part.

"EVEN THE BIGGEST NOOB CAN TELL RL FROM A GAME!"

[Garethaxz]

Bahahahahaha excellent use of traditional, uninformed, and unfiltered mass media stupidity.

[RevengeofGothzilla]

5 gay niggaz who live in bitch-ass cardboard boxes weren't willin' to fork up 600 dollaz to make that lil fat bitch shut the hell up. Fuck.

[TheOriginalZombieDoG]

These people really didn't do their research before they started arguing. I have a friend who plays M-rated games all the time... he's a pacifist.

[healie]

OLOLOL Chris Hansen.

[PlaceBoInternational]

LOL 3:09 CHUCK NORRIS IS IN THE SCROLLING WORDS!!! made my day.

[Mafiamadefilms]

Hm I wonder what happend when they saw RD:R

[Rorschach1212]

HURRAY FOR PUTTING TEH PWNER IN THE VIDEO. I love that guy! Greatest show ever. "everybody knows that you run farther when holding a knife dude!"

[Hauntzor]

That bitch got pwnt. I fucking hate it when the media starts whining about Mature games when they could be talking about ACTUAL problems like world hunger and diseases.

[Iwantyoutodosomethin]

StrangeYahooMan

[Iwantyoutodosomethin]

lol

[EchWormz]

Lol its the side boob hour

[KINGofGUNS]

Geoff Keighley is the boss.

[TheWeegeeOfWin]

A Wii game, you say? With ass shoving? TO THE WEEGEECAVE!!!!!111!!!ELEVEN

(Cue batman music and spinning weegee head)

[rockworm503]

LOL bunch of idiots who never picked up a controller in their life talking about video games like they're experts.

OH yeah Fox News is wonderful ain't it.

[Alieneater1239]

I wanna buy a game where Luke Skywalker cums on a 6 year old

[xXbutters1234]

You should have added the .wav of King Leionides "BOY LOVERS" somewhere

[Alieneater1239]

Remember these people who are talking about the game being inappropriate. Because in a little while, I will have killed them. It's not their decision to decide what we can and can not play. They should try playing the game. There's a big difference between sex and love.

Notice how the people complaining about it are women? HMMMMM

[baldwarfury]

i got creeped out by the part where he says "i waana buy the game where luke skywalker cums on a six year old daugther"

[snarkbaited]

I lol'd at the part when the girl said: A new world trained video game that leaves NOTHING to the...

[MassEffectFTW]

the thing about how you said it has full graphic nudity that;s completely WWWWWRRRROOONNNGGG!!!

[monkeynut000]

2:49 ooo eee ooo eee ooo eee! lolz

[TheElementalrocker1]

My poll, after asking my community, 11% think it's wrong, but dont do anything, 5% don't know what I'm talking about,89% don't give a shit. ( note: I was very bored) 0% do something about it by the way.....

[piemaster3181]

OH GOD ITS CHRIS HANSEN

[milktree4545]

most idiots haven't understood yet that video games aren't just for kids any more.

[apocalypse123]

Princess Enchanted Brides? Isn't that the one where Luke Skywalker cums on the 6 year old?

[Darkhelment232]

This is why I hate FOX.

[jomo999]

Another thing you mentioned is how it has full graphic nudity, that's completely... WRONG!!!!

[Deblano]

4:00 In Fl McCain says he's going to send his 95-yr-old mother to wash norris mouth out with soap. O_0

[PikachuBen]

@Deblano X"D

[badacyborg]

Haha, that was pretty brilliant with Chris Hansen at the end.

"Nice to see you. How about you have a seat right over there."

[killerkombat428]

ass erect for sexbox369

[olsonaar000]

Hehe... he said alien boob...

[seanfenrir]

Good vid. THOSE chicks dont know didilly! 

[zelix10]

nice dude. LOL

[grenadier42]

FOX NEWS, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SNIDE INSINUATIONS.

[SilverSober]

Poor people.... Poor american people to have such bad retards news =/ Sorry guys, it'll better when video game will wi-- Oh wait, it already won, but just don't know it x)

[battledragon22]

is this the view? o wait no its retard news

[stivan25]

"Buy the game where Luke Skywalker comes on a six year old."

[HoltrickVideos]

lol at the this part.

"even the biggest noob can tell video gamezz from RL! "

[IIultrasparkzII]

WROOOOOONG!!!

[Imsirblackalot]

I PLAYED MASS EFFECT AND I SEE NO BOOBS WHERE IS THE BOUBS?

[tastyburger77]

LOL hahaha stoopid peoplez, I loved Mass Effect! these people never even played Mass Effect, idiotz

[lolmanbob123]

not that i took it seriosly, but YTPs are meant to b funny

[spo666tty]

Lol if I was god I would soo make commander shepard real and he goes upto that bitch cooper and says.. "I've had enough of your snide insinuations." *smacks in face, goes upto camera and does Numa numa dance* ugh if only..

[milktree4545]

lol chris hansen at the end

[jonharveymusic]

The appearance of Jeremy from PurePwnage was the best.

[hellofraaance]

The Effect of Shepherd's Mass.

[Loganater200]

dude im so subscribing a liking this video i mean this is some of the funniest shit i have ever seen!

[evilgisdamasta]

geoff FTW

[nogaynamesallowed]

LOL ITS FOX, They'd say Jesus is risen and now an atheist just to get a story, well pooped Mr. Oh Yeah! Made me burst a ball from laughter....i'll be sending you the cheque within a month for the medical damages :D

[JDaKingman]

@nogaynamesallowed lmao Authur

[Hauntzor]

Lawl, I find it hilarious that she's trying to advertise how terrible and graphic this game is, despite the fact that she's only watched the trailers XD

[RedShinerFilms]

y know ill give you 600 dollas if you just shut the fuck up

[Iwannaplayssbb]

lol foxnews

[Lifemouse]

Whoa... That was freakin' funny.

[kristofor12345]

princess enchanted daughter? You don't even have to poop that. Just imagine standing at the counter trying to retain dignity as you buy that. It's like getting tampons for your sister

[minic78]

i wish i was an adolescent dad : |

[jsquad192837465]

My box is open too.

[MrExiledEagle]

The first 7 seconds are pure fucking gold!

[krazydude34]

hahah choose your own sexual situation story XD

[K3inMitl3id]

lolfoxnews

[Oblivionfolk]

13 year olds have never seen playboy because they're hot for gays?

[07towers8]

"You know what they said was WRONG!!!!!"

[DemonicSolider]

I like how the guy Cooper said there the only nudity was a side boob... He must of played the game to have known that

[smithsonik93]

Women can't do SHIT other than SUCK DICK. So, basically what I'm tryin'a say here is, it's a MAN in this game deciding who he wants to have sex with.

[JohnCenaRulz23]

Who is talking in the backround? @ 1:55 - 2:02

[JohnCenaRulz23]

RATED "A" FOR MATURE!

[elvishlyproductions]

OMG at the end

[minic78]

2:48

IS THAT FUCKING BOXXY?

[AimiriZ]

boxxy got famous in early 2009, this was made in July 2008 : /

[dimose14]

LOL "some game that doesn't exist"

[TheEvilToastGuy]

"I'll pay you 600$ to shut the fuck up nigga!"

LOL

[Gibson6D9]

the "full digital" part gets me. The scene shows a butt and part of a boob. I see more at my local Denny's

[Zombieb0y]

WRONG!

D:<

[fxcat123]

who hasnt seen playboy before 13?

[icedragon295]

Princess Enchanted Brides? I Googled and Wikipedia'd it and Guess Wat? IT DOES NOT......EXIST

[jesus21228]

LOL I wonder what they're gonna say about dante's inferno

[FurySaterra64]

dumbasses u can't learn all about a game just from trailers.

[RedMilkproductions]

LOL! THIS IS EPIC!!!

[naruto2521]

when i watched that on the news i though

1. they wate there time looking for sex, when theres terorsist in our airports and shit

2. What the hell do they no, theve never played the game before They piss me the fuck off

[ven1997]

Okay, so it's a problem when they show an alien's side-boob, but it's okay when I blow a guys HEAD OFF WITH A SHOTGUN IN GRAND THEFT-AUTO SAN ANDREAS!

[2dittoz]

lol exctly or i blow someones head to peices with fallout

[MESHASMGUD]

The funniest thing about this is how they're more outraged by sex then killing people.

[Freemen61]

Look at it this way, a 6 year old boy has a choice to either have sex with the sexiest girl he knows without knowing the precautions of getting things such as stds or the use of condems/knocking the girl up and getting her pregnant or to take a shotgun and kill off everyone that he hates or dislikes most. Which do you deem more innappropriate, the sex or the killing? This is exactly the type of thing critics are always carping about with games like this...

[TheMasterPotty]

lol this is a youtube poop nbot an actual hate video, go to the other video

[xXSPfan70Xx]

Jesus these kinds of people piss me off (NOT CaptainOhYeah, these stupid fox news reporters.) They have no fucking idea what there talking about, saying "you acualy get to control your character in sexual situation" when they don't even know the fucking title. 2:12 is probably the stupidest thing i have ever seen in my life. "Have you ever played mass effect?" "NO! haha" ...?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THEN?

[BurningToDeth]

HAHA, the funny shit doesnt even come from the poop, its the fact that this shit actually happened.

6 people, ONE of which has played a video game at all, commenting on violence in video games.

Haha.

[Dudeawesome1000]

People who have never played ANY game, not even the game in question, should NOT FUCKING say how this one, few minute scene is the absolute most damaging thing to a child. How dare they say shit like that without even playing the entire game.

[fistopin72994]

thats right captain, take fox news down a peg

[AmazinglyCleverName]

What a stupid bitch.

[nickwantsmorepancake]

only in america would people make a MASSIVE deal out of something small like this!

[dirtbikequeen123]

lol to catch a predator!!

[STEPHENOHYEA]

WTF?????

[Ravengaurd6]

"I'll pay you $600 to shut the hell up, nigga"

[anotheretardedfanboy]

This game is almost as Club Penguin.Have you played that game?I haven't, but i can say for a fact that it's a terrorist simulator that is played online that teaches kids how to perform a cleaveland steamer on the holy bible while spreading liberal propaganda like Global Warming while praying to Mohummad inside a Gay Brothel while also at the same time performing an abortion on a pregnant male. The game is rated for kids 7+, a game featuring full frontal sex should definitely be rated 8+

[FenrirWeapon]

@anotheretardedfanboy Thats about as bad as the new Dora the Explorer game where the animals support evolution and there are many scenes in the game where Dora and Boots go to an S&M club and preform fellatio on eachother while worshipping satan

[Oblivionfolk]

@anotheretardedfanboy

That was -the- funniest comment I've ever read on YouTube, and I've been reading comments since '07

[NotCliffyB]

@anotheretardedfanboy XD

[serdarguy12]

Fat bitch!

[Ekmec]

Shove-it-up-yo-own-ass game.

[kevinmarquez19]

Mass Effect? Moar liek Mass Erect!

[smithsonik93]

@kevinmarquez19

You've seen Zero Punctuation, I can tell.

[kevinmarquez19]

@smithsonik93 ?_? Wut? No, its just an insider that me and my friends came up with, we also call it Moose Erect, you know, we like to make up stupid names for video games Ex. Tears of Whore, Gaylo 3, Cock of Dooty,etc.

[smithsonik93]

@kevinmarquez19

Hmm, odd. Guess you and that guy have the same knack for punning.

[TheIronHayden]

WROOONG Pwnt

[RIP302]

chris hanson hahahahahaha

well done,I love how he pwnd the fuck out of that ignorant cunt, and because of that FOX cut him off and decided to get in a little powow where they can talk about how games are the root of all evil.

I hate people so fucking MUCH

[anonymous4209]

kids have access to her box

1:09

[SLambrinides]

CaptainOhYeah, you are my hero.

[SebTorMk]

4:55 Toasty!!!!!!

[5secondrool]

A for mature

[5secondrool]

epic push-ups in the beginning

[ZeBOOMHEADSHOT]

"That's completely WRONG!!!!"

[Guynumber7]

author of the ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK. here is GAY NIGGA.

[SuperClintEastwood]

i wanna know where the "biggest noob can tell rl from a game" comes from... sounds sooo funny

[BurningToDeth]

I know this is a month later, but that is from a series called "Pure Pwnage"

[weirdude124]

uʍop ǝpısdn ƃuıʇıɹʍ ɯı

[SirKrow]

win!!!

[anonymous4209]

! uɐɔ os

[AegisAegus]

lolFOXNews

[Nimbuh]

whover made a stink about that should be hung from meat hooks by there genitalia

[insanepopoff]

ill give you 200 jus to shut the fuck up nigga LOL

[deathbed105]

EVEN THE BIGGEST NOOB CAN?!? O.O

[spikedfreak86]

YES THEY CAN!

[deletethefed]

funny

[insanepopoff]

3:37 POS POS LMAO

[JohnCenaRulz23]

goeff kheighly just pwned that lady in the purple

[supercoolninjayo]

Haha this lady is "chad warrden."

[R32Studios]

YTP, Ass Erection for the XXXbox 360

[therangenub]

Wow. So basically what they're saying is that if you play Monopoly you're going to become a successful businessman. I have played tons of violent games and I haven't even considered punching someone. They need to stop assuming and actually look at how people respond to video games. Retards...

[Justinio2]

@therangenub Hey, it's FOX NEWS we're talking about here, they purposely TRY to tell the "real" news (NOT). The thing is, once you KNOW someone is lying about one thing, can you ever trust them with another "truth" they pulled out of their ass?

[mikeguitargod14]

notice how at 2:00 it shows a girl with the alien. then te retard says something right afterwards about it being just a dude. pwned by your own news network, bitch!!

[mikeguitargod14]

lol jesus christ these ppl are stupid

[PimpinPikmin]

OMFG PWNED AGAIN.

I lol'd.

[Syvannersauris]

1:56

what vid is the voice from?!

[AGuyThatPlaysGames]

LOL Triple pwned!

WRONG!

Don't you love it when people make stupid, baseless claims about how kids get their hands on adult-material, when its the parents fault for not monitoring what their kids play and buy.

[AceMasters001]

You've got to love news reporters talking about specific subjects that they have no understanding of. I'm actually quite suprised that someone didn't stamp a fail sign on that guys forehead at 4:04. Princess Enchanted Brides......... for goodness sake /:P

[xrk100]

lol

[Sabored]

13 year olds have never seen playboy, because they're hot for gays

[287robot]

I wonder if you could play as Chris Hansen...

[lolpanbvc]

Jeff keiley FTW :D

[chordsandcolour]

epic ending

[ps3ownsacornsrule]

you have to figure it out

[TheBigBlueberry9876]

nice one 4/5 ^^

[CGC002]

"FAT BITCH"

[ranchdressing]

I played Ultimate Mortal Kombat III when I was in 4th Grade. :P

[JthulhuOne]

Ill give you 600 dollars just to shut the hell up nigga

LMFAO