Jim Gaffigan - Holiday Traditions - Beyond the Pale

[person3718]

Easter makes the least sense of all holidays

[DKDonkeyThong]

3:41 POISON MUSHROOM ALERT!

[NightRiderXDX3XP]

Kitty wants some candy! :3

[aaronzack14]

yep, this place, is a place, where we celebrate Jesus`s birth days with eggs an rabbits, our deceleration of independence 2 days late, and with Chinese noise makers and German food.

and, the russians went to the moon, and we have only won 1 world war.

[JayNJayShow]

His humor grew on me slowly...like years slowly. I became a believer after my favorite girl played a bunch of his clips on a long road trip we took. Going to see him this Saturday in Hershey, PA!

[Grimno]

I hate gamble chocolate... fucking orange flavoured ones... and every other one is a coconut. Even when it just says there are 3 or 4 you bet your ass there's at least 12 waiting to make you grab for a glass of water!

[UpsetRogue]

you ladies totally do..."I'm a witch"-if she was a hooker!I'm little miss muffet-I'm sure you are...

[narutolover389]

"What should we do for easter?" "EGGS!" "But that has nothing to do with jeasus." "TThere a bunny!"

[jlsmith1411]

"Hey, how bout at thanksgiving we just eat a lot?"

"We do that Every Day!"

[Nofear521]

" I'm not following your logic" " Oh don't worry, there's a bunny".

[ascitiesburnfan101]

"...and they wonder why we do drugs...

oh that was negative."

[nogan23]

"Did you know Helen Keller had a dog?"

"No......"

"Neither did she"

[latvialubbu]

my mom came in cuz i ws laughing tio hard and its 11 pm XD

[purplesodapop]

"Honey, why is there a... pine tree... in our living room?"

"AH LIEK IT!"

[JOEYCOOKSTME]

Kitty wants candy

[Waterboy57Official]

haha this is classic. check out "happy holidays" on my channel :D

[thesportsguy991]

39 people got arrested for banging on their neighbors door

[Pro1337Sn1px0r]

@thesportsguy991 1 person liked your comment because you know how to spell :D

[ZombieKiller766]

39 ppl are RWJ fans

[EndlessWaltzTV]

Awww I got the one filled with toothpaste!

[beezilla87]

Easter, the day Jesus rose from the dead what should we do?

HOW BOUT EGGS?!? what does that have to do with Jesus?

ALRIGHT...WELL HIDE EM....I dont understand your logic....

DONT WORRY THERES A BUNNY! BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

[12srw12]

39 people are deaf

[jubackfam2]

it was so so so so so funny

[LOLlunatic]

"Don't worry, there's a bunny"

[SteveHJR1991]

36 people have no sense of humor.

[cantwhistleforshit]

3:03 "Kitty want some candy" haha brilliant.

[zizwop]

I'm a witch, if she was a hooker.

[ssbmon396]

There's no red in this bar. Youtube, sometimes you piss me off with your conspiracy theories and your spreading the religion vs. atheism debate to any video, but at least you like Gaffigan.

[Fishboy228]

@ssbmon396 - whats wrong with liking gaffigan?

[ssbmon396]

@Fishboy228 I said "at least you like Gaffigan", which implied that there isn't anything wrong with liking Gaffigan. He's great.

[Pinkispongebobpinki]

oh yeah there's a bunny

[ssookie14]

HOW BOUT EGGS!! LOL

[2milehigh]

37 people are dyslexic and pushed the wrong thumb

[kellster00]

@2milehigh lol

[andysixxobsessed]

@staygold1323

thats the reason i was watching this..! me & my friend always quote that part. xD

[cantwhistleforshit]

It's been my holiday tradition to watch this each year around holidays then quote them on facebook.

[StygianWhite]

I always get the one filled with toothpaste.

[9557927007]

louis ck kills this guy

[timsusss]

@9557927007 they couldn't be more different in terms of stand up comedians. Why even compare the two?

[USarmyCav38]

@9557927007 Louis CK is Funny as fuck but you cant compare the two its like saying the Yankees are better than the Red Wings at soccer it makes no sence

[TheDoctorGrasshopper]

dude is hilarious!!!!

[Jillaska]

happy thanksgiving !

[kenzrevenge]

This video is so funny!!! i love the one about christmas with the drunk guy! I FREAKIN LOVE JIM GAFFAGIN!!! HE IS FRICKEN HHHIIIILLLLAAAARRRRIIIIOOOOUUU­USSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HILARIOUS :)

[aceboy706]

35 people hate cake thumbs up if u love cake and ur not addicted to it

[MartyG12321]

"I usually don't eat ribs, steak, roast beef, and pie, but it IS Martin Luther King Jr. Day."

[CuriousGeorgeMonkey9]

3:04 on a loop!

[CuriousGeorgeMonkey9]

Oh, he's anti-family!

[R2Mintus]

The voice and the face really make him that much funnier.

[brady101194]

Lol this is awesome!!!!!!!!!

[zajebeaste90]

I got the one filled with toothpaste

[angelinah02]

"I don't usually eat a burger, a brat and a steak but... it's the Fourth of July. I need the energy if I'm gonna start blowin' crap up. That's what the Founding Fathers would want."

So great.

[NobleHerold]

"Kitty want some candy" ROFL :D

[SolamnicKnightS]

lololol



[CR092888]

"Kitty wants some candy". Haha I love his whispery effeminate voice. SO funny.

[wasupdog4]

"Maybe I'll tie some leaves to the ceiling and see if I can get some action." lol

[gigglesilly17]

meen catwoman xD

[itsc00lb3ans]

Ahh I got the one filled with toothpaste.

[darkagescook001]

33 people have no hearts

[joshp111]

Labor day what should we do?

How bout potatoes?

Wait why?

I dont know well throw em at people.

Im not following ur logic.

dont worry theres a hedgehog.

[TheAbyssalDream]

"Don't worry there's a bunny" LOL

[AkBoy1000]

easter, the day jeasus rose from the dead what should we do? how bout eggs! HAHAHAHA

[Cheercaptaincutie]

Ok, bring the tree in here, then put all those lights out there......wow i really need to get a job. xD

[Shadowbolt416]

"and we're gonna decorate it... for Jesus," XD

[szqsk8]

"Kitty wants some candy!"

[simracr94]

"I'm little miss muffet!"..."I'm sure you are."

[Michael55443]

This guy and Brian Regan RULE clean comedy.

[necroticfeasts]

EYYEEEE LIKE IT!

[SydneyIzMe]

" how about thanksgiving we just uh eat alot " " we do that every day "

[MrFedmark]

Damn those toothpaste chocolates.

[siLveRscOpe13x]

At 3:20, he sounds like Detective Mittens!!!!!!!!

[terrinakamura]

Lol

[rosekipa]

I know what I'm being for Halloween next year. Thats right Jim Gaffigan. If you thought Cat Woman you're a strange chick or a drunken man.

[MrGeoffreytheturtle]

" That almost sounded dirty, fella."

[nitinlkoin1984]

just saw his live show yesterday............hez awesome ppl

[staygold1323]

"Rawrrrrrrrr! Kitty wants some candy!"

[Epodmusic17]

LOL! I was Catwoman for halloween last year!!! XD

[MrsVGomez2011]

kitty wants some candy........lol

[InternetAesHole]

gaffigan and louis ck are my 2 favorite comedians now....they're completely different yet both incredibly hilarious.

[Gidget521]

I say "Don't worry....there's a bunny" at least once a month...One of my favorite parts.

[IcyScythe]

lol he's spot on those valentine's chocolates always suck

[heather78usn]

There's a bunny!

[TotalJealousy33]

i got a hotpocket last year for christmas :I "im a witch" If she was a hooker

"im little miss muffet" im sure u r :I

[Igotsoccerfever11]

Were gonna decorate it for JESUS!!!!!

[R0mmatt]

maybe that'll help

[filleformis]

ahh i got the one filed with toothpast

[levelle8075]

30 people got the candy filled with toothpaste.

[yamibacon32]

Earlier in Beyond the Pale, he talks about ordering delivery and bringing it in his home and feeding him in the tub. Haha he says "I'll be in the bathtub. And the key is under the mat, chip chop chip!" And then he says in his 'Audience' voice, "Chip chop chip? I don't even know what chip chop chip's supposed to mean." Hahaha gotta love him!

[krazzyawesomeXD]

I couldn't stop laughing throughout the whole video!! Lol

[howzerqwerty]

30 people got the tooth paste filled chocolate.

[Thirtiesguy]

Dosn’t it seem weird that they film the audience?

[BLINDSIGHT8]

Jim, has great shows...to funny!

[cally31371]

omg whenever he whispers♥ omg this is just hilarious...

enough said ;D

[Odius1000]

some people get so into Christmas they decorate their yards.. "alright chop down that tree put it in here, take all these lights put em' out there. Oh i just gotta i really gotta get a job." He's anti-christmas...

[rosieposie529]

I don't follow your logic...

[auburnboy141]

@rosieposie529 Don't worry there's a bunny.

[OMGsquirel26]

Alright, We'll Hide 'Em..

I Dont Follow Your Logic..

Dont Worry Theres A Bunny.

HAHAHA Jimm♥

[therojobro]

HOW ABOUT EGGS??

[AliWeasley1998]

he is HILARIOUS

[HalfMaskedMisfit]

Just like to note that eggs and bunnies symbolize fertility and birth, and Jesus was "reborn" on that day.

[w4rrior723]

@HalfMaskedMisfit Yeah white and red symbolize purity and anger. The point is, someone made it all up.

[LilTayTay202]

@HalfMaskedMisfit He wasnt "reborn" He was resurrected. And the eggs and bunny thing was a pagan fertililty celebration. Which is something Jesus doesnt believe in.

[Cookiemonsterisurdad]

Mr. Rogers makes us do drugs

[ajw91233]

30 people are anti-family.

[102376es]

this is a realy good wideo for me because i don't celebrate holidays hahahaha :)

[trinity1166]

haha kitty wants some candy meow meow meow meow, and they wonder why we do drugs lol

[LittleAliceLover]

"HOW ABOUT EGGS?" ROFL~

[VegasBilgeRat]

his delivery is so odd, but I love it. I was reluctant to like it at first, but Gaffigan's won me over.

[tedoymisojos]

HAAH! lol I hate those chocolates!

[12fatbaby]

"Ahhh I got the one filled with toothpaste!"

[theconquerer21]

"were gonna decorate it, for jesus." lmao

[rpowarz]

@theconquerer21 We just saw Jim in Buffalo, NY 10/22/11. He was absolutely a breath of fresh air! He is so real. He killed @ Buffalo and the crowd laughed through the whole show! The comedian that opend for him was really good, funny guys :O)

[ChaseTerrier]

Holidays is when you eat a big meal with people you do not like

[Buffjinx27]

@lisita letterman

[Buffjinx27]

@listita85 search gaffigan pools then click on gaffigan on letterman

[lisita85]

Anyone know where I can find the video where he talks about hotels? Specifically their pools? Been trying to find it everywhere. Let me know fans!

[katieamoTV]

hahahaha 3:04

[KazaTheRaven]

Easter the day Jesus was raised from the dead what should we do? "How about eggs?" XDD

[Buffjinx27]

29 ppl puked on there couch

[jzer21]

henrietta pussycat FTW

[IITH3SPiANII]

nahh i got the one filled with toothpaste

[s8rforlife]

MEEEEOOOOWWW Kitty wants some candy

[theconquerer21]

he kinda makes you feel like an idiot for celebrating christmas doesn't he

[BillGoose1313]

Ahhh...I got the one filled with toothpaste! Ha ha ha ha....

[sandinstilettos]

Kitty wants some candy. ;D

[number1hatemailluvr]

Hahaha gamble chocolates XD man I'm just like him I talk in a third person alll the time

[scarletpikawolf]

the 29 dislikes dont make a good catwoman..........

[scarletpikawolf]

well as drunk dude who put a tree in his house I LIKE IT! I LIKE THIS ALOT!

[cce262120]

..i love his voice @ 1:04-1:17..lol

[SweetHeart4563]

He proves you don't have to make dirty jokes to be funny.

[Okamifanj]

@SweetHeart4563 that's what i love about him

[guitarhead911]

@SweetHeart4563  hookers aren't dirty? haha

[cpgb95]

@SweetHeart4563 listen to his Doing my time CD its prety dirty so he does both

[Kaithdynn]

Hell yeah!

[TheFunnysmile123]

people sure love commenting on stuff they just watched 4:36 ago

[1Cgeislerfan]

im gonna need energy to start blowing stuff up.. its what the founding fathers would have wanted.... lol

[germantothemax]

lol if i die i want him to be the guy who says that weird stuff and then he should crack a joke or two that would be holarious :-)

[MilanaMarara]

@dougche96 For a lack of better description she's just like a cat. She does what she wants which can either be a good thing or a bad thing. In several comics you can find her doing both good and bad actions. One comic she's stealing something she likes next she's kind-of helping out Batman (even though she won't admit it). She is neither a Hero or an anti-hero. She just is. (Of course I'm no expert so perhaps I am the one who is wrong in this.)

[theflipkid99]

i really got a job

[Pyro8147]

29 people got the gamble chocolate filled with toothpaste



[MilanaMarara]

@dougche96 Technically she was neither. 

[8riolu8]

0:23 XD XD XD XD i almost pissed myself

[AGpixar2000]

what a dick, he has his own traditions to

[Frenchornmofo]

3:19 meow meow meow meow :3

[claevyan1]

We're gonna decorate it..... For Jesus!

[2Hams1Omelette]

I love how he puts in the little quotes between jokes. "Oh, he's anti-Christmas..." "He's anti-family!"

[oWinkzx]

@2Hams1Omelette its him talking as what the audience is thinking! hahaha

[DemonHermit]

@2Hams1Omelette More than that, he's literally narrating what 80 percent of the audience is thinking.

[IcyScythe]

@2Hams1Omelette pre-emptive anti-hecklerism

[2Hams1Omelette]

@IcyScythe Haha! Nice. XD

[eh442]

@2Hams1Omelette I know! He heckles himself. In a voice that sounds strangely like my mother.

[TheFunnysmile123]

@2Hams1Omelette he's talking as the audience members. like what their whispering to each other

[MrFrank8675309]

@2Hams1Omelette hey that almost sounded dirty fella.

[joe201345]

Lol

[TorlexBlog]

"Kitty wants some candy". LOL

[nataliethebrilliant]

2:23

[phoebephilofy2526]

"i know i make you nauseous, heres a tums with hug me written on it :)"

[Ilovetoplaytheflute]

I've quoted this so many times

[shirtpantsify]

Those lady voices are called his "asides," inspired by his sister. Just thought you should know.

[trussellaaa]

28 people don't like holliday traditions

[hpmetsfan]

He would make a hot cat woman though

[AYYitzAUSTIN]

Kitty want some Candy =)

[zenlstate]

The greatest part of his act is when he does the inner monologue of the audiences possible thoughts in that female-like voice. So damn funny. See the first 1-2 min of King Baby to see him really go off on that. Love ya Jim!

[littlepoop23]

were gonna blow stuff up its what the founding fathers would like ha its gets every time

[DanJenification]

Jim Gaffigan is hilarious! He crept up on me when I was listening to Pandora's and Slacker Radio's comedy station. When he does the voice of the one lady in the crowd who doesnt get him is too funny.

[sandythebear]

Totally lost it at "Kitty want some cannnnnnnnnnnnndyyyyy!!!"

[szqsk8]

"Agh, I got the one filled with toothpaste!"

[Bmanritchie]

28 people puked on their couch...

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

[SumGCFan41]

@MrStarzNbarz Get the fuck out.

[Kenzie317]

@MrStarzNbarz

no. i think u do. WE WILL AVANGE! :P AVANGE I TELLL U!!!!!!! >;0 THATS RIGHT. I DID

[MyPaperBleedsInk]

Everytime I hear him do his little voice as if he's speaking like an audience member, I always can picture an audience member thinking that same thing.... in that same sort of voice.

[blazingcolts]

happy easter everyone!

[DezAmmySel]

okay, apparently 27 people just suck........ HOW THE HECK CAN YOU DISLIKE THIS!!!!!!!

[adsensus]

@DezAmmySel They are the members of the Westboro Babtist Church... they are haters.