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  • Americans are basically english and african imbreds.

  • STOP THE WHITE ON WHITE VIOLENCE BROTHERS

  • @winceify I'm not your brother, I'll fight who ever deserves it, no matter what their skin colour is.

  • Can i just say, the comments section is for commenting on the video, stop trying to prove your countries are the best, you know nothing of your own country its so pointless, i dint know anything either thats why i dont fuss over silly things like this. ;)

  • i like the top comment. it makes me laugh. You invented hard then got owned by a few small colonies after surviving the "vikings, normans, saxons, and romans." You may have invented hard. But we re-invented it. so suck on that. and go cry to momma some more.

  • oh fuck this is so funny i just pissed my self!!!!

  • nothing harder than a good old brit.. we invented hard.. americans go back to your games consoles and enjoy your fresh air when you go out to buy the new COD.. then again you will probably just order it online.

  • lool why so serious guys? this is a fucking comedy sketch. LMAO

  • @NorthWeezy2010 fuckin' slags.

  • Might have to do this next time my shihan wants me to use me for a demonstration.

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  • hard is shooting a 5 year old girl in a drive-by with an uzi isnt it yankey scum!

  • America and Brittan equally suck, there both just as oppressive. hate your overlords not your brethren

  • @zombiemunch You suck, You spelt Britain wrong.. Pleb.

  • @1993gandy

    Umm dude, we didn't kill the native Americans you idiot. The English did, the ones who discovered America you know. And you call us ignorant. Shut up. And were not all fat

  • hahahaha this is hilarious... wow.

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  • @DrDaxon Pisses me off with americans taking the piss out of our teeth. If you watch american films from the 80's and early 90's American actors have natural teeth like ours. It's only the past 20 years or so Americans have been using porcelain veneers which are actually fake teeth, like a tooth cap.

    Yeah some Uk people do have nasty teeth, but just look at some american trailor trash. They have bad teeth also.

  • @m4553y

    Yeah.. But at least we half the decency to get fake teeth and look nice.

  • @KatieGoesRawrz I don't have a problem with fake teeth. I have a tooth crown due to a skateboard accident when i was 7. I needed a crown due to cracking my adult tooth.

    Iv'e recently arrived back from a hoiliday in America and admit most americans have nice white teeth. I would like nice white teeth also, but i just think going too bright is abit much! LOL.

    I have no problem with american teeth, i just dont like British teeth made fun off, as white teeth dont always mean healthy teeth!

  • @m4553y

    I had no idea what we were talking about in all honesty. I find it quite fun to start shit though. But I will truthfully say.. That as a millitary child I do live in England right now. I don't see many people with bad teeth. I'm sorry. xL

  • hey America when was the last time you owned two thirds of the world oh yer you haven't LOL:)

  • if you have a pair of keys on you...............stickem in your hand and make them count.

    No jackie chan bollocks!

    CLASSIC]

  • Damn people why all the hate against us? jeez XD

  • Americans are hard?...Hard is coming from a country attacked more times than any other, Hard is lasting the whole 6 years against the Nazi Regime, Hard is being crafted from Vikings, Normans, Saxons and Romans... We invented hard... We invented you... but somewhere along the line you Americans got a few guns... smoked crack and thought hard meant being in gangs and shooting each other.

  • @xbENNNEHHhx LOL yea mate. Rule Britannia

  • @xbENNNEHHhx Best comment on a video, ever?

  • @xbENNNEHHhx

    Yeah... And Brit's think they are hard? Cough cough.. Half of your population is chavs. If being preggerz before your 16 is hard? Than yeah your hard. Asshole.

  • @KatieGoesRawrz ye most the chavs are young adults and they do mostly mature out of it, we aint talking about fucking chavs any way where talking about fully grown matured men not some teenagers...

  • @xbENNNEHHhx

    You think Brits are hard? Half of your population is chavs. If you think starting fights for no reason and getting pregnant before your 15 is hard.. Than yeah your hard.. Dumbass. Half some respect.

  • @KatieGoesRawrz Your English is abysmal.. what are you like 5? plus why did you send me two comments saying pretty much the same thing? in which neither made much sense.

    Im 100% certain you are american.

  • @xbENNNEHHhx Haha you hit the nail right on the head there.

  • @xbENNNEHHhx I'm an American and i approve this message.

  • @xbENNNEHHhx well done my sone. well done

  • @xbENNNEHHhx totaly agree

  • @xbENNNEHHhx Don't forget us Celts :(

  • @xbENNNEHHhx Someone needs a trip through the ghetto with a I hate niggers sign strapped to their chest.

  • @xbENNNEHHhx if i remember correctly didn't you guys invent gangs and guns. it goes both ways there are people like that in every culture don't generalize.

  • @mangokiller111 erm, it was the italians and chinese who made the first gangs.. and the first gun was made in japan

  • @mangokiller111 thats not the point. everyone has people like you said

  • @xbENNNEHHhx you utter legend. i fucking love you.

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  • @xbENNNEHHhx Fucking legend. +10

  • @xbENNNEHHhx Your a fucking legend.

  • @xbENNNEHHhx dude you forgot to mention thier pussy sport american football is based on the mans game rugby but the yanks use all the padding lol... and the Britain hasnt been invaded in over a 1000 years and last war defeat was like 300 years ago maybe longer :)

  • I'm English and fucking hate it... usa ftw

  • @Nuggetboi Well go over there then. Get fat. Have plastic surgery and become a ponce. Oh, why not be as dramatic as possible, whilst you're at it. The country would be better off without disloyal idiots like you.

  • How has this turned into an argument about the US. Its totaly irrelavant.

  • hahaha there loads of keyboard warriors on here

  • @makrobins typing till their fingers get numb XD

  • @zanethecool I can see you haven't dropped your balls yet kid.

  • @juanharryhenry I see you also haven't dropped your balls kid! :)

  • No wonder no one likes British people.Yeah sure other foreign country's hate the U.S. but you guy's are full of shit typing a bunch of rants and hateful comments about foreign country's.Your jokes are so gay........

  • @zanethecool ....obviously you went to gutter language school ...what a well educated dick you are with a really extensive vocabulary

  • by the way he ent a chav he is a football hooligan lol there not like chavs, but it is still funny as shit XD (go england)

  • @ILOVEKIMBOSLICE l0l its not good to boast about your weapons, real men don't need weapons because they are for pussies like you.

  • hahhahaahahaah thats funny

    

  • I can see this video brought out the best in both of our countries.

  • OH NO HARD MEN ON YOUTUBE WHATEVER SHALL WE DO!!!!

  • Fuck off addison u little cunt u would of got battered ages ago if ur little slutty mom didn't care. But she does and that's why she reads u a book at night so shut ur fucking hole English Chaves would batter u m8

  • TO ALL YOU BRIT PUSSIES WE WON THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR ENOUGH FUCKING SAID IF WE EVER WENT TO WAR WITH YOU PUSSIES AGAIN IT WOULD BE REVOULUTIONARY WAR WITH 10X MORE CASUALTIES ON YOUR SIDE YOU FUCKIN ROTTED TEETH'D PUSSIES

  • @thefury187 shut the fuck up, i would whoooop your yank ass all day long. suck it.

  • @YouAreHereification Yeah ok you pussy twit 

  • @thefury187 "We"? They were British subjects lol. Their families were from England. Hell even George Washington was in the British army lol.

  • @thefury187 then we came back in 1812 and burnt your white house down, ha dee fucking ha

  • @Tommyfungun Then we came in 1900s-2011 and ruled the entire world including you british pussys we do shit and noone says a fucking thing cuz were the USOFFUCKINGA

  • @thefury187 ah dee fucking ha, your country is in a lot of debt to big old china. china owns your country, America doesn't rule any body but america. sorry to burst your fucking bubble you fat ugly yank ah dee fucking ha

  • @Tommyfungun Lmao exactly you dumb redcoat like I said we do what we want owe debts...anything and noone does a fucking thing....and you know it...you brits know where the super power we the only people to drop a nuke with no repercusions get at us bitch

  • @thefury187 Wow....im going to stop arguing with you, you are obviously a redkneck judging by your views that you rule the world and own britain.....say hi to your uncledad for me you inbred fuck

  • @thefury187 american fatteh fatteh want some cake you fat slug.

  • @thefury187 the only wars that the US got involved in without help from other countries was the american civil war (which US won unsurprisingly seeing as it was US vs US) and vietnam which they lost because the point on that war was to stop communism spreading and it did that anyway although the US did win most of the battles they still lost the war

  • @1993gandy Ok and who's the number 1 world power? Not dirty rotted teeth brits AMERICANS dont fucking forget that either you fuckin redcoats can call us fat or whatever the fuck you want but we would beat your country and any country around in the good ol WAR so fuck you

  • @thefury187 number 1 world power is China just look at anything you have in your house and see where its made i can guaranty its going to say something like made in china on the bottom also rotten (not rotted) teeth is a stereotype much like every american is fat also just remember where your ancestors came from ;) thats right the UK besides americans cant spell words properly like colour

  • @1993gandy I dont give a fuck...All i know is we are better then you LOL and thats all that matters bitch

  • @thefury187 better? some how i dont think so because more americans in the army are killed in friendly fire than what the middle eastern people kill the US army + if it wasnt for the british army out there the US would of lost years ago

  • @1993gandy Lmao you sounded legit before you went and said this dumb ass shit...ahahahaha dude im done talking to you....We would have lost if not for british army lmaooooooo good joke.....your an idiot....We would beat you faggots in any war......We dont need no limey cunts watching our back .....fuck you and your country America is KING

  • @thefury187 first im not actually british and also i think you will find that the british army is actually the best in the world. btw americans are really pussies, killing the native americans who had no guns when the americas first got there (AKA inbred brits) and are too scared to kill someone in close range (hence unmanned bombers and robots in the war) and one last thing say hello to your uncle-dad for me.

  • @1993gandy Yeah, China is capable of colonising the bloody Earth, I reckon. Americans think they're patriotic... yet it's pure cockiness. Oh and the whole stereotyping thing... well British people don't have bad teeth, yet it's a fact that the US is the fattest country in the world. Plus, we can spell ;)

    Hehe (:

  • @Winterstar2 dont forget its GREAT Britain lol not just Britain :P

  • @1993gandy Great indeed. ;)

  • @thefury187 Wow. Do you have a brain? Anyone with even half a brain would realise that if we were to say a certain part of the world had bad oral hygiene, it would be poorer places where people can't afford toothbrushes or even toothpaste. Oh and then there's your typical American arrogance. "Number 1 world power". You think you're patriotic... yet you wouldn't know patriotism if it shot up your arse.

    God save the Queen. Or for you it'd be God save burger King.

    You cocky git.

  • @Winterstar2 Fuck your queen and you cunter country ya fuckin nutter

  • @thefury187 You know, why not reply with less vulgarity? Didn't your Mother ever teach you not to swear? Oh and I think you're the nutter. Grow up and learn to spell.

  • @thefury187 C'mon den ya fuckin' cunt, ya fucking wan' some? I'll kick ya fuckin' 'ed in! EN-GER-LAND EN-GER-LAND EN-GER-LAND! FUCK AFFFF!

  • @DrDaxon

    What the hell are you saying?

  • @KatieGoesRawrz

    Watch the video, then you'll understand?

  • i can kick a brits ass with my fat toe. fuckin ugly weak bitch fat asses

  • @addison2110 shut up bitch, i would knock u out and then shit on you

  • @YouAreHereification id bust your face in with a bat and shit down your throat chop you up and feed you to a pitbull with rabies you ugly buck tooth fat jackass

  • Funny video! Isn't defending yourself illegal in the UK?

  • @rb21122b yes.

  • @rb21122b pretty much ye wer not even aloud to defend ourselves if someone breaks into our house, if we do then the robber can sew us. so fuckin stupid

  • @rb21122b no

  • @rb21122b Umm no how do you think England survived this long?

  • Brit's Learn Martal Arts Better Than America's Way Better Cuz We Listen Not Stuff Our Ear's With Macarooni And Cheese If uR a aMERICAN DONT BE OFFENDED ITS A JOKE BUT WE LEARN BETTER

  • lmaoo all the british vs american comments on here are funny as fuck, the fact that us british can all have a laugh over things like this insted of bein soo serious all the time shows were the better people...

  • @thejaffaman78 you will always have an underdeveloped penis. God Bless America.

  • @BlondeBlunt LOL! Typical, you don't even know this guy and out of your own self-consciousness about your own penis you attack his LOL! That crap insult tells us more about your own genitals rather than his. Also that god bless America thing is sooooooooooooo cheesey. Just watch this video and have a laugh.

  • @grobo11 I'm a man?? Oh Jesus Put your itty bitty wee wee in my mouth!

  • @BlondeBlunt wee-wee? God not another troll/child.

  • this is funny i been watchin it over and still makes me laugh, when he screams f off at the end.The face he pulls had had me cryin with laughter, the actors name is paul kaye check malice in wonderland out he's the caterpillar in it great movie! peace out.

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  • lol this arguement was happening years ago, kudos to however started it, but fuck me its getting kinda pathetic now, just everyone. Shut the fuck up and watch the video, its funny and it isnt picking at anyone so no need to fucking hate on one another, jesus chirst

  • @completecock Its spelt Christ

  • @IHateToTellYou oh ok my bad, silly typo

  • anyone who bigs up the IRA is a sick fuck

  • YEAH!! Makes me proud to be English!!

  • "WHATCHU FAKIN LOOKIN AT!?" xD

    I'm American and I'm now a little scared of the British. xD

  • @QuesoGr7 this happens every saturday night, us brits aren't as soft as the world likes to think lol :)

  • americans patting themselves in the back? why i am not surprised

  • shit at fighting , nah mate thts usa

  • Your all sad fucks arguing about a load of bollox just watch the sick video and comment telling everyone how brilliant it is lol LOVE IT

  • Why can't we all just get along! Hahaa. Anyways, funny video!

  • thank god australians are mistaken for british because of our accent i would probably hurt myself badly everyday if i was ever mistaken to be american

  • Mate you didnt see any fat people because there to fat to even get out of bed

    lazy yank cunts

  • lol u make a really good point but that is kinda rude mate

  • lol

  • lol

  • Loool so many yanks on here trying to big up America and say how strong they are, Their jealous coz no one fights like us Brits and it is a well known fact yanks are shite at fighting.

    If you go around the internet saying how strong you are then your defiantly a pussy'ole.

    Yanks leave fighting to the people who can fight, the Brits, and get back to fucking your sister, eating mcdonalds and losing wars to third world countries and joining other wars 3 years to late.

  • @pugsley141 100% agree

  • bloody yanks are a bunch of twats fuck america

  • i agree 100% mate and i am from london and liveing in america and it is fatty land every where mcdonalds is every where u look

  • Not an american but you do realize the US invented most modern medicine, television, the internet, lightbulbs for christ's sake. Don't be an idiot and say America runs on Mcdonalds you ignorant british fuck.

  • The only war you fought by yourself you got fucked?

    vietnam??

  • 08chazman08

    the vietnam war the USA dragged in other countrys such as australia and new zealand to name only 2 out of the many lol so technically they didnt even fight on their own :P

  • LOL 9 out of 10 american inventions are plagiarized from a british inventor, do some research then comment...

  • @masterchief335 American patented many things, to to claim they invented them is a bit much. America pioneered copyright law and created the largest single market to sell stuff in. Sir Joseph Swan invented the incandescent light bulb, Sir John Logie Baird the television and although the internet's origin can be traced to the US military, it took Sir Tim Berners-Lee to create HTML and the thus the web - which is coincidently what we are using to communicate now - all of them are British.

  • Americans suck at fighting? your probably some fat ass sitting on the computer 24/7 what are you gonna do throw tea at me? The british are sad they lost their military might to America lol.

  • shut up masterbaterchief335

  • @masterchief335 Ha ha thats why you only enter wars with us? Hahahhahahahah you guys are shit at fighting and you know it

  • @BeeerHD ufc --- uk vs usa check it out u might even notice usa got the fucked beaten outta them

  • fuk u mastercheif335 u reckon your hard you dont no nout about the british people and most of them would kill you

  • @masterchief335 you twat. americans are descendents from Britain. fucking idiot.

    your insulting your ancestors. twat.

  • dude the americans could kick anyone of ur asses! i visited there (didnt see very many fat ppl at all) and there was soooooo many strong ppl!!! holy crap america has sooo many strong ppl its insane!

  • the Brits are the best at fighting, fact.

    And yanks are the worst lol, their all to obese to fight hahahha

  • to right lol

  • @pugsley141 lol bullshit, the irish are the best, micks own limeys in a fist fight any day.

  • @IrelandRaven let's go then, paddy ;D

    joking x

    British wudn't even have to try tbh... we are one of the toughest nations in fist fights coz of our obsessive alchohol habits and football ;D

  • @WingedToaster while the yids were fighting the gooners, the IRA fought the SAS...

  • @IrelandRaven mate, I was joking... IRA used bombs and were fucking pussies

  • @WingedToaster warrenpoint, 36 british soldiers killed in one go by the ira, while the loyalists went into pubs on halloween shouting "trick or treat" and riddling the place...

  • @IrelandRaven w.e, i wasn't asking 4 an argument.

  • @IrelandRaven The IRA did fight the SAS. And the IRA lost. What does that have to do with this video? Take your IRA propoganda somewhere else.

  • @IrelandRaven Not true. My cousin is five years older than me and Irish and I beat him in fights anyday.

  • So true this video. How many fights do you actually see with people putting there fists up mano y mano. Fucking hilarious, reminds me of tour in FUCKIN MAGA. CUM ON EN U FAHCKIN CUNTS!!

  • FUCK THE usa COME ONNNNNNNNNNN, LETS AVE IT YOU CUNTS

  • windmilling in fuckin legendary!

  • Hilarious video....loved it.

  • its not british its english

    i should know i am fucking english bruvs

  • Im sorry for you

  • @zipper2k8 you are waste. try to take the piss. pussyhole hiding behind a screen.

  • ha quality..

  • they shud do a new one with americans havin the shit kicked out of them by a brummy chav :P

  • Brummy Chav vs. MMA fighters? The MMA guys would get the shit beat out of them specially with the keys in hand.

  • @gumgumningen ...sorry but just because someone is a "brummy chav" does not mean an mma fighter would win... if you have had fights then surely you would understand ...size height and even experience isnt always a winning formula.... ive seen 16yr old's drop fully grown men who are supposibly "hard" just like ive seen an untrained person knock the shit out of a black belt in karate... you can never be sure who will win a fight..... its all down to the moment ..1good jaw punch = goodnight :)

  • Are you trying to disagree with me because you just described a Brummy Chav. A 16 year old who can drop a fully grown man and/or a karate black belt IS a Brummy Chav. Nice try though...

  • @gumgumningen ...no i wasnt trying to dissagree LOL... but your american so i understand your stupidity... also LOL at your crappy super mario bullshit advert... u both sound fully stupid ... over here we got a playstation ..then the parrot repeats it for you ... we got a nes...parrot comes in again...such a load of shittt

  • Ok, you weren't trying to disagree. Real unoriginal using my being an American to call me stupid...hey lets all fall in love with the guy that calls Americans stupid! Videos criticism is fine because my friend and I work with what little equipment I have. I'm not Steven Spielberg even though people tell me I look like him.

  • lol na, i think the american's might squash us to hard with there flab.

  • @mrjakerainbow You wouldn't last 10 seconds in the U.S. if you said that publicly with a Brit flag held up in the air.Im guessing your a little kid who has nothing better to do then type comments "rants" about other foreign country's.Your a pathetic low life.Get a job and do something.Get out of your mother basement.

  • lol classic lol

  • haha lmfao

  • lol i shit my pants laughing lolz

  • isnt it piss not shit

  • ha jokes!

  • lol I've been goin round other vids and These fat Yanks are Bigging them selves up saying the hard when all they do is take each other to the floor like Pussy's and shove there cocks up eachovers ass. Fight like tht over here they would get the shit kicked out of them.

  • I saw neeker117 do that to one of the guys in our school.