Very funny SNL spoof of TSA - Enhanced Screening Pat Down Procedures

[Jaminmorr187]

This shits funny and yall motherfuckers stop taking shit so seriously its a spoof!

[sadkins1]

@Jaminmorr187 the spoof is funny because it's true. The truth is extremely unfunny.

My attractive, pregnant sister in law was just "randomly" selected to be scanned. I guarantee you she was taking that shit pretty seriously.

[mochompy]

now all of us have to go through screening because of certain individuals, *COUGH Terrorists*COUGH* * 9/11* COUGH COUGH* so stop complaining, its for your own good.

[AVIATIO]

I for one, feel well threatened by what is happening within this country. We are now undergoing the initial stages of a transformation from a republic which had some substance, to an oligarchy wherein a few organizations and corporations rule every thing from behind the scenes, through the might of the 'lobbyist.' Only in large droves can the common citizen make their voice heard, and today there there is a great dearth of that. The Founders of the USA would NEVER have allowed the TSA validity.

[mochompy]

it could be me, or me, or even me... but its probably gonna be us!!!!

[threadysparrow]

@mochompy now take off your damn shoes!

[sycarton1]

ive watched this several times and its funny every time...

[emstar42]

I FREAKING LOVE KENAN :D

Now take off ur damn shoes!

[oz22verizon]

it would be funny if it wasnt so infuriating

[Countofmontecasino]

Is anyone else unsettled by how she pronounces "contact"?

[Nailer45]

TSA : Team Sexual Assault

[1Sifting]

Damn pepole are really corny nowdays.

[Mtjoyc3]

let your voice be heard to end the TSA. Ron Paul 2012.

[AntoDesormeaux]

Awh yeah cavity search

[rissehx3]

I got a patdown at seven. I cried while a TSA member laughed at me for being scared. Horrifying, I swear.

[breneeeeeeeful]

This made me laugh so hard when it aired, because it's true. The TSA goes way too far and personally violates innocent people just trying to get to their destination. But of course, they'll completely ignore anyone who looks of Arabic descent. Cause you know, that would be totally offensive and violating, but go ahead and manhandle anyone else. That's just fine.

[grrrstick]

Nothing better than getting your junked fondled by a GED hopeful.

[darthspeaks]

jailtime for the morons that perpetrate these crimes under the guise of security.

[acp2483]

Some of you need to chill out and stop getting all serious. This is a Saturday Night Live skit. Anyway, I thought it was funny. To anyone who has a problem with that: I'm sticking up my middle finger as hard as I can.

[cmsahe]

I won't be visiting the USA for a long long time!

[wbustudent]

Thumbs up if you clicked "dislike" because of the top comment.

[freedom0speech]

It's hard to find this funny, because it's so horrible.

[Tastentier]

Very true. Now please make a similar spoof about the TSA's legislated child molestation. Hurry up, because TSA-related satire will soon be illegal under the "Transportation Security Administration Authorization Act of 2011".

[OtherZelda]

@Tastentier Wow, I had no idea. It's yet another assault on free speech. This would set the precedent which would eventually allow them to take away our freedom to make jokes about the president or congress, and we would cease to be a democracy.

[HIVisaLIE]

@OtherZelda --democracy or constitutional republic

[Drakecageful]

Gawd, blacks are funny.

[NateTheGreatPilot]

I'm a TSA Officer and I think this is hilarious!

[DramaticallyAbbie]

@NateTheGreatPilot That's brilliant, you've got a sense of humor :D

[Mydougie3193]

@NateTheGreatPilot good luck getting cancer from radiation

[NateTheGreatPilot]

@Mydougie3193

From what? The Xray machine? Too bad the xrays are inside the machine. Not outside. The body scanners. You get more radiation walking outside than walking through those.

[cmsahe]

@NateTheGreatPilot Google: "infowars tsa scanners radiation risks"

[NateTheGreatPilot]

@cmsahe

Don't believe everything you read, kid.

[TheDonster666]

@NateTheGreatPilot liar

[NateTheGreatPilot]

@TheDonster666

Okay.

[Socoolscienceshow]

this is probably the most accurate video on the planet XD

[dead91silvia]

I post this every time I'm headed to the airport... You gotta have some humor when you know your gonna get violated!

[DanielaCabrera11]

I wouldn't mind a pat down from Bill Hader. ;)

[GunOwnerDan]

If I molested children and grandmothers I'd be in jail!

[ownTer]

@GunOwnerDan Then dont fucking fly cry baby.

[GunOwnerDan]

@ownTer

So it's okay to molest people as long as the government does it?

It's amazing so many zombies still fly, if they had any sense they would have boycotted flying a long time ago. Liberty is more important than a false sense of security.

[CuriousGeorgeMonkey9]

@GunOwnerDan A fact that my idiot friend simply refuses to accept. Because we all know the government has never lied to us.

[MidnightRandom]

i watched this last night and i ROFLED

[TheWitchOvAgnesi]

Best way to fuck with the TSA if you're a man?

Wear a kilt.

[IvideoPoster]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahaha

[stopstickers]

Don't touch my junk...

[mrgpiasse]

excuse me sir i need to feel your balls they seem a little big

are you hiding anything?

[cmsahe]

Did you hear about the guy who took Viagra before going to the airport? they say the TSA agents felt embarrased!

[jahambone1]

Ain't nothing funny about that sh*t at all. Violating my f-ing rights has absolutely no humor to me at all; period. F**k the TSA and F**K the New World Order.

[letsgettipsy85]

@jahambone1 cry me a river bitch lol this is too funny

[MrUnvcandy]

Awsome!

[maxwell377]

i think they should start fingerbanging all the chicks for coochie bombs. remember what happend to opra's meng?!

[Mediumchild]

so fucking genius lol

[MyQuesnel]

Next thing coming up are chips in everyones hand. Anybody out there have any thoughts on why new vehicles all have onstar nav. sytems?......tracking. Cell phones as well. Absolute bullshit but it's happening. Fricken cameras on every block, phone tapping, home computors...poison in our food, (processed). There is no real government anymore, it's all a farce. Oh save us from the terrorists! The terrorists are here. They always have been. killed bin ladan....the man died years ago. wake up.

[letsgettipsy85]

@MyQuesnel so Wat enjoy life n get pussy in the mean time

[wallaceju]

@batestiaful

Um, those are the facts. It was on the mainstream news. 6 yr old was "patted" down/groped and drug tested. Do research. These things are happening. babies diapers are being searched. It's over the top and unnecessary. Please research it an don't just say I don't know what I am talking about. It makes you seem kinda stupid honestly.

[pkpapers]

VERY FUNNY ... and ... very serious. TSA must be abolished. No compromise, no gestapo, no dictatorship. If the giggling narcissist yuppies like the TSA crimes, they can start their own same-sex molestation child abuse airport club and leave Free Constitutional Americans alone.

[SuperHoboPirateNinja]

@pkpapers Off to a strong start, but fumbled at the midway point.

[cusanusnicolas]

Different strokes fer different folks.

[Solitaire427]

I'm headed to the airport now...I mean a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do...right? Lol..

[ketsustyle]

But it's probably gonna be us! DERP!

[shirmanrebel]

Fuck the TSA. They should be shot, not the workers but the leaders like Janet Napolitono. 

[wallaceju]

Funny but not funny when 6 year olds get molested and drug tested. Seriously though. Not funny. If they try to touch my kid, they die. Hypothetical cause I don't have kids yet......

[batestiaful]

@wallaceju There was never a 6-yr old molested nor drug tested by the TSA, they are not law enforcement.....give me a break and post actual facts and not crap stated by attention whores.

[Smarterthanu90]

@wallaceju Lol. You talk like you would actually attack someone for your dumb shit kid breaking the rules and giving the TSA a reason to do additional screening. Haha you'd probably cave in like all the other sheep and let them molest your kid because you're just a little bitch.

[THEPROFESSIONAL14]

@gunner IKR!!!

[MrClassicWalkthrough]

T: Touching

S: Someones

A: Ass

[chilsont]

TSA AND THEIR UNLIMITED POWERS IS TERRORIZING US CITIZENS

[Evi1M4chine]

The best thing is, that the TSA only checks people from US airports. If a *actual* terrorist comes in, it *won’t* be from the US. And as one *actual* terrorist leader said in an interview: What gives them the idea we would ever *land* there? ^^

In essence: If he’s a terrorist, he’ll explode-“land”.

The TSA is nothing but a system to frighten people so they learn to obey some who want to control them. In other words: A terror organization.

[alexman706]

@nesterisagod1776 its hilarious, specially when its trolls like you.

[gunnergrunt69]

Finally, SNL is getting funny again

[blunty6feetunder]

they also touch little kids

[nesterisagod1776]

It's so funny being molested! Pfft. Wake the fuck up America.

[smokelakes]

@kbplex oh man, youre so smart. howd you get so smart?

[ms0manbearpig]

only 23 comments?

[FROZYO]

What are you waiting for? I wanna check under your testicles.

[jellybellyfuckyou]

its funny that my mom works at an airport and they sit and laugh at this in their free time... lol. where i first saw it actually!

[mlee715]

@jellybellyfuckyou cool story bro

[jellybellyfuckyou]

@mlee715 lol im not a dude but thanks.... i guess lol.

[dwviolinist]

Oh, this is good. I'm about to get patted down as well, and when I do, I'll be thinking about this vid...which is so real in so many ways...thanks for posting!

[Kainthemain]

brilliant

[CommieComrade179]

0 people rejected getting felt up.

[ibislee]

They should have included one of the SNL guys dressed as a big fat ugly female TSA worker, it would have made it more realistic yet funny.

[reedifus]

Keep in mind this has no 'dislikes'

[cpdkw]

This is FKing brilliant.

[ace1122tw]

Omg that is hilarious! I have not watched SNL in a long time, but that was really funny. Also kind of sad how true it is...

[MissKat427]

I want Lady GaGa to make her next music video have TSA in it. It would be perfect!

[looneychooney]

Lmfao

[Drlabash]

Dang!

The government wants to erase basic American values that stand in the way of their control. This is nowhere more obvious than in the way they have preempted millions of American parents with the demand fondle our children's genitals just because the kids are in an airport.

Search: Little girl talks back to the TSA

to see how complete the contradiction is between what Parents teach and government demands.

[jaina0fel]

"Now take off your damn shoes!" ROFL

[canucking]

Cop clowns

[excelguru]

"But it's probably gonna be us." ROFL

[midna007]

@excelguru NOW TAKE OFF YOUR DAMN SHOWS!

[BJacobs2293]

lmfao!



[GreenDrakeNinja]

Finally something funny from SNL

[aimeehigh68]

That is freakin' funny!

[SuperUToobFan]

It's our business to touch 'yours'...lol

[NHMntnHIGH]

@SuperUToobFan over 2million groped fliers

[NHMntnHIGH]

rotfl funny stuff, the skit not the TSA

[Agent1W]

@NHMntnHIGH No, you got it right. The TSA, man. The most professional porn stars on the government payroll.

I'm a little short on cash right now, but the gay porn services are complimentary with the $150 minimum round-trip fare.