If I Were Abraham Lincoln

[Ihearatruck]

I wonder how much ketchup he went through

[ImAngelx]

NOOOOOOO xD its to gay D:

[jjoihopness]

At 3:23 it looks like he has a boner.

[Munchcala]

Dude, you are a GOD!!!!I'm never un-subscribing!Every day I sing this song and my mom thinks it's so annoying!!!!!!LOL

[meetvirginia92]

You are king. Been a fan for years. I don't know why you are not 200x more popular.

[TheReceptionist]

@meetvirginia92 Thanks! I'm looking to step up my game, so you can expect a ton of new videos very soon.

[Colloquium2011]

Homeless Christ 02 Colloquium minute 7: on Abraham Lincoln

[wing2912]

wtf did i just watch...

[HawkBrock]

Why doesn't this have a 100,000,000 views?

[iiKurosuki]

I love this song, I wish it was on itunes....oh and the black and white scenes are the best parts. I love this....<3 <3

[Jacko1898]

Has anyone entered while you where filming???

[japanime555]

Me too

[japanime555]

Me 2

[BlackNailPolishFreak]

i'm kinda glad you're not abraham lincon....

[ChaoticMatters]

lol this is pretty gory

[EstradaDuran18]

Tear out that FUCKER'S heart. lol

[lolipop86724]

lol is that caramel all over him?

[SmileForTheLemons]

LINCOLN LINCOLN LINCOLN!!!!

[remfiles]

what did your boss thing about a dead john wilks booth on the floor?

[ThisIsKiki1]

Eek...

[blurrick]

2:07 just looks sooooo weird

[treenafairy8]

What did you use for blood?

[missy192]

This needs more thumb ups!

[lycanwolf26]

PAY THE TOLL BOOTH!!!

[jebi123]

You spelled it Abrahan Lincoln at the end...

[Rawkstareatr]

This is one of your most violent vidoes

[jdeppluver1599]

You remind me of Jim from the Office.

[StitchedMusik]

@jdeppluver1599 SAME!! I thought I was the only one. hehehe

[magicwriter96]

Well... at least he's honest.

[lillypadlauren]

I never thought I could be this disturb by construction paper.....But this video rocked!

[ZEROEVILDARKCOOL]

YOU ALREADY HAVE A BEARD.

[yoyo200900]

you psyco!!! gouge out his eyey and cut off his nipples and eat his heart?!?!!!!!!?!

i loove it :))))

[shelbzizle]

thumbs up for eating his heart! :D

[drefeno]

If you were Abe, You'd be the freakn' best president the world would ever know.

[XXXLEgiTXXXMLG1]

Tear out that fuckers heart!!! 2:32 lol

[LalalalalaLauren75]

I have had this song stuck in my head for DAYS! My coworkers have gotten so sick of it. hahaha I LOVE IT! :D

[blinkfan4ever]

Hehehe 3:22 nice dance skills :P

[monkeyface1221]

I think i love you....

O_O

[twwwwwwwt]

Wow. That got dark... but id probably do the same thing! that was awesome!

[Malkazar100]

this caused me nightmares..

[nyccora]

What did you use for the blood? XD I love your videos!

[twinrecks]

you are amazing and i love the art i am going to subscribe to you

[katsinhatsx0x0]

Quentin Terentino would be proud. Look at all that lovely lovely gore.

[scootcha]

lol i remember seeing this such a long time ago, and i just decided to search it up again... i forgot how much i loved it =D

[MissPeacok]

now its on my mp3^^

[supercoolmeeee]

i love how you make a bunch of stuff you make out of paper, such as people and spaghetti! and i love the style of the paper art!

[MultiMeli123]

This is so stupid it's funny!!!!

[undead102795]

God the face you make when you start hiding in the shadows make me laugh every time xD.

[weirdopeople75]

This is still my favorite! shared it with all my friends too!

[pflatt24]

HAPPY PRESIDENTS DAY!!!

[abebail]

dude whats your name?

[bl4ckwat3rmel0n]

oh my gosh.

did you know you're amazing?

:D

[todddoom]

If you were Lincoln you would have your brains splattered all over the place just like Lincoln deserved.

[supercoolmeeee]

@todddoom hey! why dont you just shut the eff up! he just made it to be funny!

[todddoom]

@supercoolmeeee cutting someone's eyes out and eating there heart is made to be funny? What is worse is how many people died in Lincoln's war. At least Booth gave Lincoln what he deserved, to have his brains blown out.

[scootcha]

@todddoom lol you're taking this too seriously man...

[ProBoy25]

@todddoom if it wasn't for Lincoln some of your black friends would probably be slaved right now

[lXxrawrxXl]

"If I were abraham lincoln OW OW"

lmao

ahh someee

[ChocolateBirdie]

OMFG 0:49 he looks just like you. id like to see a TheReceptionist dummie!

[R100ROSE]

"Lincoln Lincoln Lincoln!" lmfao XD

[hermitcrabgirlsarah]

your so awesome:) i wuv you and your vids

[designbyolia]

BEST. PHOTO SHOOT. EVAHR!!

PS great use of "blood" too

[emilygreen111]

OMG PWN

im just whighting this so im not trollin :)

but ur realy great

[GTA4114]

TROLL

[blondegirlct]

i need the lyrics xDDD

[narnianerd13]

well, im glad ur not abraham lincoln! haha great vid tho :D)

[TardLeah]

Fave and 5 stars LOL made my day

[JimmiBabby]

Was that ketchup?

[fallout3fan121]

i want toooo dance this is the best oringal song ever

[xtremlyrandomgirl]

That has to be the most effective suicide comment ever.

[dancingguru123]

lol

[MapleCookieMonsterx3]

Have.

My.

Babies.

Please<3.

[FuZzGamingLOL]

@MapleCookieMonsterx3 why would you want to make his babies look ugly!

[SweBlond123]

hahahaha that was so weird

[mahtexas]

most disturbing thing ive ever seen done with construction paper.

[craftypineapple]

I must admit, this made me fall slightly in love with you... haha just kidding. But this is seriously hilarious! I love the videos where you don't say a word, but still convey exactly what you want to. Simply brilliant!

[hockeychick25111]

did ur boss ever walk in on u?

[ImATadRandom8]

So funnnyyyy ;D Funny Beans.

[sunnydayz101]

FUNNY STUFF

[ninjaofthe9seas]

funny n stuff. got kind of annoyed with the chorus though.

[LauraAnneDavinax]

you remind me of Fr. Dougle from the tv show Father Ted, I dont know if youve ever seen it

lol

[nyxsushi]

I was waiting for cannibalism! :D

[belseachleau]

LMFAO

[cricketrox4ever]

thats fucked upppppp

[music18291]

okay I swear, this is the Best Video On Youtube.

[LadiiD0Pe]

You have the best intro :]

Better than PhilDefranco... well almost.. wait yea it is ! lol

[AthiestJames]

Yeah! i know! PhilDefranco is good but this is great! So simple yet creative. But Defranco has better endings.

[Randomnessensues44]

Pay the toll booth LMFAO! great vid =)

[musiclover4610]

im looking at history very different now!

[piewillkillbob]

haha nice

[XxxxRandomnessxxX]

Lolz.

I'm related to Abraham Lincoln by Marriage...Long story...xD

[animeparafallout]

Lmao! XD Funniest thing Ever I forgot about being so sick!!!!!!!!!

54156432 star! XD

[kaganraye]

this is one of the greatest youtube channels i have ever seen. I love love love what you do and i can't stop laughing!

[mapleloaf67]

this is my first viewing and Ilike you. What the Buck vouched for you and I'll go and sub right fucking now. thanx!

[burnedbyburton]

ok if you had gotten caught filming 3:23 .... oh wow.

[ElizAmanna]

lol that would be so funny

[xSmootHope]

I was thinking the exact same thing. xD

[elotequeen]

I had a smile on my face the entire time while watching. Travis is brilliant.

[x0xbritbatmanx0x]

oddballmatt sent me =D

[1patrickhenry1]

If I were Abraham Lincoln I would have respected the U.S. Constitution and not inaugurated Civil War and the deaths of over 600,000 Americans. I'm sure the country would not have turned into the federal tyrannical hell hole it is today and I would have lived longer. Secession was legal and the union as held together at the point of a bayonet is not a union.

[turtelyturtleclub]

i would do that too..

[TCFan1]

If I was Abraham Lincoln,I would have done exactly as you suggested,too perfect! LMAO!

[quingtastic]

I wanted a video to put in my report for Abraham Lincoln...

Not school appropriate.... but definitely what I would do if I were Abraham Lincoln. Very accurate John Wilkes Booth, I might add.

[abbywhip555]

LOL take that fucker's heart!

[BrokenBook]

Im so glad this one is still on youtube =D I miss The Passenger though

[sk8terdudeman]

dude this is the my fravorite one next to dateing sucks what one do you think is better people text a comment

[TheReceptionist]

My personal favorite is The Triangle.

[internetisforporn44]

hahahahaha this is probably my 20th or so time watching this. the things you come up with are awesome. a try to make videos... but they ultamately fail.

[stereochild84]

you are demented and I like it! love it, actually. you're awesome...

[cameronmaslen13]

that sounds like a good plan

[sofieroxmyshoes]

bahahahahaha sad thing is, i do the SAME thing when I'm bored in my room... you rock =]

[TheReceptionist]

You kill John Wilkes Booth?

[sofieroxmyshoes]

nawt exactly... just make random stuff out of paper =]

[doctorturkleton]

Abraham Lincoln used to be my favorite president...

Now every time I think of him I'll think of this video, and I'll just be disturbed. :/

[TheReceptionist]

You're welcome!

[xnycheartx22]

I'm getting an ad for the gettysburg address...

[TheReceptionist]

That's hilarious

[xnycheartx22]

LOL

[person125697]

To all those making fun of Lincoln........ Some of your African-American friends would probably be slaved if it weren't for him.

[TheReceptionist]

Yeah! All you posers taking cheap shots at Abe!

[TheMonkeyfun22]

@person125697 Who's making fun of Abe Lincoln

i'll beat 'em Abe Lincoln cause he's my friend and he's your too.So save your pennys and remember Abe Lincoln is your friend.

[lilemogurl14]

hmm, a cannibalistic lincoln..yumm.

[AstridVonAij]

Amazing. Disturbing. Momentous.

xo- Astrid

[RefusetoListen]

i love you, and your construction paper using ways.

[BlueRoseTorn]

Um...let's get married.

[selmalovestodance]

lincolnlincolnlincolnlincoln haahha!

[theillustr8r]

Anybody else notice that he spelled it AbrahaN Lincoln when he was writing in blood on the wall? Abraham doesn't end with an "N". Funny vid though.

[officiallymeGabbie]

hmmm. . . and here I was thinking receptionist were so quiet. . . .

This is a first video of yours that I watched. I just discovered this today. No regrets. It's hilarious.

[SamAndNickVideos]

Wow that was great! But Graphic

[JoshMagness]

Nice Singing, Acting, and Ideas. Great Job :)

[PBandJfilmz]

Ummm... why is this song not on iTines?! I love it! Great job! Keep it up!

[VJNorto]

Ooligan Press, the imprint for the masters in publishing program at Portland State University just released the third in a trilogy of novels about a time-traveling Abraham Lincoln. The latest, Lincoln's Daughter, continues the story by introducing the child he conceived in 1955.

[hnow06]

Seriously....this is amazing. You are my hero

[Evanx373]

1:57-2:59 is awsome

[person125697]

I am a Lincoln Scholar and find this offending.

[TheReceptionist]

I rather like the idea that ol' Abe got some revenge on the man that cut his life and command short. Would have been nice to see what more great things he could accomplish...but hey...can't win them all.

[luciusETRUR]

Abraham Lincoln accomplished in ruining the State of the Union by not allowing the South to secede from the Union. They had every right to do it, and never took Jeffrey Davis to court because they knew they could never win the case, and did not want to bring up the subject and legality of secession.

There is no clause in the constitution that prohibits secession, however there is the 10th amendment in the bill of rights, which gives them that right!

Lincoln was a tyrant and worse than England!

[TisbearA]

...

[TisbearA]

you mean "offensive"? lol

[AleIsACatLover]

that was kind of creepy 1:57 thru 2:59

[lovetakescourage1127]

ew. ha ha this is awesome.

[taragolden]

a little bloody for my tastes but your sheer enthusiasm for your work is infectious.

[ursuladragon]

This has changed my life.

[Erj0z]

One of my favorite videos

[jazzyj890]

awesome

[LongingInsight]

The best thing ever!!!!!!!

DBUniverse exclusive tomorrow!!

username: pogobat!!!

[TASHERRxx]

Oww my fucking god,

baha freak.

I love it really!

[xxsylfielxx]

Lincoln didn't care about slavery. He said it himself that if he could save the union without freeing them, he would.

He and thomas jefferson thought blacks should just move elsewhere and start their own colony to avoid more problems.

[DGillUCO]

No he wanted to stop the expasion of slavery, He figured that if slavery was just kept in the south than it would hopefully and eventually die out as the country expanded. and later said he regreted making the comment about keeping african americans slaves.

[Athenaworth]

I caught myself singing this in the shower the other day.

[MusicMyBeloved]

L O L.

Nice.

[ZiaRoxanne]

this effing brilliant. high five.

[Demoist]

wait wait wait was that blood sauce?

[juice979girl]

and glue and paper

[juice979girl]

wow ur vids must take along time but there really good!

[secrets823]

That was beautiful..

[audreyfortuna]

that dummy looks kinda creepy.

[abcdemilyx3]

this is adorable

[HelloKeeva]

Ahaha this is amazing

[dude392]

this one may just be my favorite. it could just be my fixation with all things lincoln-related. or travis' beautiful voice.

[DaynaxMariexC]

This is so demented...

...which is why I love it!

[tomservo3]

this guy is a genious.

[MetroidFC]

This is the best

[minke14]

one of my favorites!!

[david1gr]

I was kidding, lol. hope i didnt scare the fella off. ;-/ His video genius just moves me to temporary fits of typed insanity. ;-P I have never witnessed such clever use of construction paper.

[david1gr]

Travis, Travis, Travis... AMAZING ! This is by far the coolest Abe Lincoln song i have ever heard. You are a one man creative powerhouse, i dig me some Travis !!! If you ever make President, i will be your Monica Lewinski. ;-P

[missuscake]

my god....you are a genius.

[amythepure]

this STILL gets stuck in my head at the most random times.

[TheReceptionist]

As it should!

[yayColumbia]

you have no idea how funny you are lol ur fooooony :D:D:D hahaha and cut of his nipples hahahaha o dear wat goes on in ur hed

[HairlessAbe]

You are one crazy fellow.

[TheSausageheads]

Ahhhh still my favourite video on youtube. I can't wait to teach this song to my kid.

[hellsya24]

here here good sir

[venomt]

LOL very nice video

[whatsnewmyluvmuffin]

It's been a while but I have again realized why I think you are amAzing.

[stankylittleangus]

The receptionist is awesome but I hate that bastard for getting rid of spaghetti town...that was my favorite video, and Mushroom george was so Amazingly sick!

[sporksanonymous]

haha i just watched a few of your videos they are very funny and very well done!