Submarine Torpedo Attack!

[CygnusatratusZ]

You've defaced the Soviet prestige. Stalin's ghost will fuck you soon... :0) OK, I enjoyed it... Take care, God bless...

[RussianSoldat100]

Fucking nerds.I hope you fall into the hands of a navy drill instructor one day.Then you will have the time of your lives.

[JPizzle1122]

@RussianSoldat100 - Wow dude... lighten the fuck up, we're just having fun.

[xDilutedx]

@RussianSoldat100 - Nerds fly the drone planes, the jar heads go out and deal with the shit personally. So actually the "nerds" are the ones who provide land junkies with the intel they absolutely need.

As for these guys.. Who knows what greatness or utter shit they will end up doing.

[toontownfan2121]

What the. lol

[RavenHinamori]

by themselves the jokes aren't very good. But throw them in this order, with this timing and put it in black and white and you have one of the funniest 1 minute films ever made. A masterful production.

[JPizzle1122]

@RavenHinamori - Glad you liked it!

[sevendiamantes]

All submarine movies should be like this. Fire, at the very beginning of the movie. Oh fuck, an implosion. What we do now? Get me out of here! Seal all doors. Quickly, quickly! Emerge to the surface. We made it, alive. Thank you guys.

[Sparkuus]

I like your version better than Joe's! How did you manage to film this? Was there no one else in the sub besides you guys?

[grey790]

hey jon you have a funny video right here really good

[Melnac]

YOU'VE KILLED US ALL!

[flchange]

pathetic

[Zeldagigafan90210]

Was that ship the Lusitania?

[crowdedenz87]

What a gas

[PMMillard]

The only reason for a sub to break the surface of the water, is that somebody farted.

[Baker3939]

YOU KILLED US ALL!! IM SORRY IM SORRY LMFAO

[IggyBoyBoy]

In soviet russia, subs destroys you!

[telathys]

THIS MOVIE IS FAKE? WHO KNEW?

[c0linaf]

Pure awesomeness

[makarov22112211]

when are you gonna release season 9 of is it a good idea to microwave this?

[JPizzle1122]

@makarov22112211 - Let's try to keep the comments relevant, okay?

[socomsix19]

what a fake movie,.. nerds like those NEVER can join the navy

[ArceusExodiaCPDude99]

@socomsix19 Wow, man. That was the fucking point. They just made a short little comedy on the sinking of a sub. And actually, nerds join the Navy all the time, though not always running the ships.

The Navy doesn't really matter anymore, anyway. The Air Force is the main branch in the U.S. military, and it's full of nerds in the R&D department.

[JPizzle1122]

@socomsix19 - Wow... you should be a detective... your observational skills are INCREDIBLE.

[Eaglesfan427]

@JPizzle1122 he probably is just illiterate. It just sorta kinda says that its fake about a few inches up...

[jeffmanwwe]

@socomsix19 I would like to see if YOU can join the Navy.

[mhia4]

@socomsix19 I was in the Navy and I'm sorry to say, there's plenty of nerds there. Most of 'em become "nukes".

[haterau]

"SO SAD"

[FLO4W]

i just farted, LOL

[TheWonderfullGamer]

@FLO4W ME TOO

[ArMartinez0292]

@TheWonderfullGamer me three!

[crossxfuse]

classic lol

[Shuvza]

that sub looks like the one in san diego XD

[DRHAX11]

rest in peace lol

[Floriswar3]

torpedoed thats a funny word:P

[ericzackandtony]

whats the song at the end

[Adamas97]

Thanks for linking this from the blowfish video.

It was really funny.

[AdventureGhoFilms]

The lesson here is to not fart on a Submarine.

[Randomstuffs261]

That sub wasnt around in ww2

but whutever i liked the vid :)

[DJEWOK416]

that was in a word, haunting!

[cuteycindyhoney]

Wow! That was unexpectedly funny! I loved the "Hunt for Red October" reference!

[1998craphole]

YOU'VE KILLED US ALL!! ( while laughing )

I'm just getting some lysol! ( i'm not even sure how to spell it )

notice how that guy that farted trips while going upstairs to get air freshener.

[devitouch]

wigwam662, they will get theirs one day...

[JPizzle1122]

@devitouch - Again... I have to wonder, why are we assholes exactly?

- Jon

[keddebork]

@JPizzle1122 oh' don't listen to them, they're just in love :P

that's why they call you assholes.

[JPlol33]

was that on the USS lionfish in battleship cove?

[ekmad]

LMAO! You're laughing whilst saying "You've killed us all!"

[CalisCool]

"You killed us all!"

WTF was that about

I love it....

[JBone2112]

...?

[JBone2112]

...?

[JoshMillwardTV]

awsome guys keep it up!

[DiEGO2DaBAY]

hahaha

[Undercurrentuk1]

hahaha! great

[XAmitozX]

lol old school shit i like it

[MattieKirby1]

wigwam622: THERE NOT ASSHOLES YOUR THE ASSHOLE! god what a twat

[JPizzle1122]

wigwam622 - Hahah... why?

[loldecepticonlol]

Hahahahahaha!

[rednek234]

those undisciplined morons wouldn't be allowed on a submarine... let alone survive past boot camp.

[RANDY64612]

That's why it sunk.  LOL

[Achilles9997]

lol

[doogrisa]

haha nice video.

[uknownearth]

lame

[ICECOLDKILLA2009]

lol I wonder if they added that casual friday thing because of what I said.

[stonerboyno1]

lol joker

[HaywireEagle]

I knew you guys were young looking, but I didn't know you were that old... it would explain that mature wit you sometimes display. <.<

[ICECOLDKILLA2009]

good but you guys need costumes

[Chark711]

And, how did you guys get in a sub anyway?

[JPizzle1122]

Chark711 - I have connections with the former Soviet Union.

- Jon

[Eagleclawgames]

wow. that would be cool

[emerald2142]

@JPizzle1122 haha, awesome

[videoshinbo]

you sank my battleship!!!

[Chark711]

great, truly epic...

[staikotatos]

Hell yeah! Jon Paula in WWII!

[SoColdBB]

lol this one is great as well.

[wreynolds95]

W. T. F.

[TheLaughingTimes]

You've sunk to a new low..muhaha :)

[adambergen]

where did you shoot this?

[JPizzle1122]

adambergen - why do people like you always ask questions before reading the video description?

Or click the stats & data tab for any video's respective date/location information. - Seriously, I want to know.

- Jon

[gimpygibble]

Haha, because people don't know how to read the video descriptions ;p

[ishikawa92]

wow pretty neat editing you should make more of these videos

[jsonly126]

lol

[Arek11231]

"Im just getting some lysol! Be right back!" Rofl

[justinbug]

lol this vid has ads for subs

[mythbustersman514]

lol i kno it says "looking for submarines? Go to yahoo to find them!!!"

[ItsCoreyEvan]

Subway: Eat FRESH!

[elitecssplayer]

hah I went there roday!

[kylekelly1919]

lol wheres the exit? i just farted!! ur going to kill us all

[Roucools]

pretty epic

[wth357]

I just farted!Im sorry!!

[thatsmamayoshi2]

I saw this from a Wind Waker video. It was under the Promoted Videos area. It gave me this big grin, and I had to watch this for at least the 59th time.

[GtrHero121]

back in nam...

[ZorackSwim420]

farts are always funny, good job

[supercolton64]

RIP :c

lol

[BinkieMcFartnuggets]

I told the janitor not to give those whippersnappers the keys to the galldang boiler room!

[ApokC]

Interesting....

[LICKKCIL]

Pretty funny

[PopRocksV]

*dies laughing*

I JUST FARTED!!!

I seriously could not stop laughing coz you had such a straight face when you said it.

[Jessethehacker]

I think we should sign a petition to televise this. Anyone agree with me? This is so awesome. This is a nearly fully cooked multimillion idea still in the making. All it needs, is to be put on television. And who knows what they could microwave next? 1:DarthMeg 2:boboli509 3:outatime1955 4:bassproguy66 5:BDH410 6:matikz39 7:Moneyme25 8:Andrewnicolosi40 9:staticfreaker 10: xxpyroxsamxx 11: Jessethehacker Pass it on! Let's televise, Is it a good idea to Microwave this?

[cheeseareme]

you got my vote! is it a good idea to televise this? hell yeah it is!! the only thing is just cause it goes on TV I don't want some director or producer completely changing the show. I also dont want the commentary to be rehearsed. but other than that it'd be awesome

[aserenatas]

gay

[aha45]

I didn't even smile at the video

[8XcrapmonkeyX8]

wtf?

[melaniepretty44]

i'll do it

[daday268]

I should have done this on my trip to USS Midway in San Diego!

[DMANpictures]

lolz

[i32a45d]

I just farted. Wait, let me get some lysol.

[xxpyroxsamxx]

I think we should sign a petition to televise this. Anyone agree with me? This is so awesome. This is a nearly fully cooked multimillion idea still in the making. All it needs, is to be put on television. And who knows what they could microwave next? 1:DarthMeg 2:boboli509 3:outatime1955 4:bassproguy66 5:BDH410 6:matikz39 7:Moneyme25 8:Andrewnicolosi40 9:staticfreaker 10: xxpyroxsamxx Pass it on! Let's televise, Is it a good idea to Microwave this?

[cheeseareme]

Let's televise this crapload baby!!!

[xxpyroxsamxx]

hell yeahhh!

[lazites]

YES, THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!!!

[dogdemon07]

i like pie

[wcclark]

You've killed us all!

[Arcanistshooter]

peter u fuckin idiot the microwave show doesnt start up again until march and this is just one of jon's errrrr i cant say homeade............ shipmade videos with him and friends........ if u dont know wat happened dont talk about it u panzi

[Bendarunt21]

jory is back next season on april 1st. calm down.

[pyrokiller117]

go ahead, this just shows how much you even know or watch the vids, maybe it would be better if you just left

[JPizzle1122]

PeterRS7 - HAHAHAH. Dude, you're hilarious. I love assholes like you.

This has always been my channel. I am personally responsible for creating every one of the 287 videos on this channel Jory is responsible for zero of them. This is the ideo Productions channel, not the microwave channel. It is home to videos that I make, to entertain you.

The microwave comes back in April (great job paying attention to that buddy!) - and in the meantime, I am releasing other videos I'm working on.

- Jon

[spiffyPUBE]

haha Jon pwnd peter

AHAHAHA keep up the good work =]

[dieseld0g]

you are a dumb ass its his account utube used to be cool now there are to many ass douche's like you on go-ahead unsubscribe nobody cares

[unusualcatperson]

watch the first episodes on this channel.....guess what? IT'S NOT JORY'S ACCOUNT!

[SUTAsnia]

that was random but cool

[SUTHERNGIRRLL]

You guys are CRAAAAZZZY! Love it!!!

[aquainferno13]

i think Jonathan Paula laughed at 0:27

[Turbolink73]

yeah, like: " you killed us a-ha-hall"

[ieatgoodfood]

wtf

[dave1the1deer1hunter]

Was that the star wars kid in that?

[gabe0083]

YOU'VE KILLED US ALL!!!

lol that was so random

[mbainrot]

hahaha you legends :D

[Lairial1]

BAHAHAHAHA, NICE!

[RAPSUCKS1738]

LOL a fart in a sub could be deadly. Who loaded you guys a sub? Those are the fattest sailors I've ever seen

[TheSonicGod]

Haha!

I hereby promote you Captain Jonathan Paula!

- Flt. Admiral Justin P. Reese

[xTWIGSTYLEx]

this is cool

[punksrule4life]

Liked your's better

[punksrule4life]

XD

Genius, Jonny (sorry, just felt like going by first name this time)

[moose2342]

wtf

[redness42]

wtf lol

[julescicle]

lookin good jp very funny

[madison3993]

I like Jory better...o-o

[xbox360owner17]

lol wtf

[retrozim]

XD This is great!

...still waiting for some stupid n00bs to post some "Where's Jory?" bullshit though XD

[ludtke337]

it would've been funnier if ezra farted

[JunkMunchTazSquirm]

lolololol o.o

[burgershot29]

HOW DID U GUYS MAKE THAT?????

[BMWxM3xGTR]

description fucktard

[branflakes4547]

hahaha love the ending!!!

"getting lisol" XD

[ClockstheCat]

.....

BOOM.

XD

[JIMAXair]

howd they get themselves to film on that set?

[walterb1991]

i think i love you guys.

[FOGoticus]

Cool movie Jonathan oh yea my name is Johnny coincdedence

[Xxero0]

Same thing happened to me in the 1700's!!!

[GamingUnity]

hmm that was very interesting lol

[dnaed]

i have been on the USS INTREPAID

[ForeverBluestar]

wheres the Microwave stuff?

[JPizzle1122]

ForeverBluestar - please pay attention.

- Jon

[collercoper]

so r u going to microwave the submarine? lol

[jugger97]

Wow, That was SHORT!

BUT AWSOME

[Riku1135]

lol been there b4 in that submariene in you guys were in.....strange

[Ctasker5]

LOL!!! Hey Jon how did u do dat?

[JPizzle1122]

Ctasker5 - how did I do what?

- Jon

[pHattypAch]

"this could be the big one" THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!!

[TvegasProductions]

random, pretty funny,

*cracks a beer and keeps drinking*

[1Hannah730]

hahah =]]]

[ivlark1]

bad vid =/

[xxedawgxx]

haha nice vid keep it up

[felix945]

Damn man i ever asked myself what is that music at the end on this one?

btw: very entertaining :D

[stevenw13]

hahaha great

[LoveLessaeris]

u guys are vrey bored

[000VanHalen000]

cool.

i like how u keep ur subs entertained while the "is it a good idea to microwave..." season has ended

[iamarealsuperhero]

i farted sir ha ha ha

[ItsKalen13]

lol

[blueduck577]

Jonny Paula, I love your stuff but you need to quit smiling if I'm to take this seriously.

[JPizzle1122]

blueduck577 - you're not supposed to take this seriously. Anyone who does is clearly an idiot.

- Jon

[stache05]

I must say i always look forward to watching you're videos no matter what they are this one is very funny

[blueduck577]

i know its supposed to be comedic, but the suspension of disbelief -- the smile doesnt work. just constructive criticism. i love all of your videos, not just the microwave stuff.

[JPizzle1122]

blueduck577 - Hahah, yeah I know, but could you have kept a straight face? We had to film this between tour groups... we had like 3-5 minutes tops. I would have love to do more and more takes... but we were kind of sneaking the entire production anyway.

- Jon

[Mangledlikesj00ce]

Do Jory and Ezra not get along?

[JPizzle1122]

Mangledlikesj00ce - they get along splendidly, actually.

Why do you suspect otherwise?

- Jon

[Mangledlikesj00ce]

Well, I'm yet to see a video with both of them tagging along with you.

I was under the impression that perhaps they didn't gel, and that you were stuck in the middle just wanting everybody to get along.

Then again I'm just imaginative and interfering.

[EzraHorne]

@Mangledlikesj00ce Jory and I are actually very close... he's just never in the same state as me, regrettably.

[mancole96]

Good editing!

[Mystline18]

wtf was that