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  • *crackly old voice* :ohhhh backk in the old days we wrote on stone and jesus was my classmate...good times good times

  • wonder in what condition her....is LOL

  • My great grandma lived to be 108.

  • HamIsdie I would to

  • Once I hit 100 I'd want to die. I'd be like "drug me up baby!" I don't want to live longer than that

  • id hit that :)

  • I would never want to get to this age

  • @jose214gonsalez Don't blame you. I would hate to live past that age. I'd be a wrinkly old raison.

  • wow she is precious

  • Short people live longer. That's why.

  • not oldest i saw a 127 year old....-_-

  • @killah4860552 This video is pretty old... just saying. Numbers aren't accurate now and the charts aren't up to the date. 114 years old may be the oldest RECORDING during that time. I wouldn't jump to conclusions if I were you.

  • With age beauty fades. In this case it calcified.

  • She's so old she farts dust.

  • My great grandmother was 110 years old but she died a year ago D: I can't believe she can walk my great grandmother couldnt even remember who my mom was she just laid in bed all day and let my aunt serve her food

  • Sadly with rising ocean pollution combined with over-fishing, that healthy diet might not be so healthy much longer....

  • Jeanne Calment of France (1875–1997), who died at age 122 years, 164 days

  • She has seen sooo much shit in her life.... but that would suck dick to be that old, she doesn't even know what is going on, and she want hear shit!!!!

  • is she dead now?

  • MY BIRTHDAY IS 4 JANUARY 2000!

    HERS IS 4 JANUARY 1493

  • No mention of Jeanne Calmant, who still holds the title of only person to have reached and passed the age of 120.

  • @NexusHUBSH My 1994 copy of the Guiness Book of world records has Jeanne Calmant's life span at 121 years, 10 months.  She lived from the Battle of Little Big Horn to the Monica Lewinsky fiasco. Did you know that the Social Security Administration Index lists more than 600 people who claim to be 150 years old or older?

  • i bet she sat next to jesus in elementary school...

  • I guess she is defying Steve Jobs Philosophy of Death Being Lifes Change Agent, LOL!!!!!

  • Thats disgusting....*puke*

  • @TheMrAbdullhaleel Guess you havent seen planes yet...pretty similar concept i would say.

  • Imagine her driving a scooter.

  • She's so old dat her birthday expired

  • @ThissniggaAndrew5 yhuu so mean yhuu neea show respect to yo elders ion care if uu jokin or not

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  • Dam how legit would it be to have the chance to say "Yea I remember when I lost my virginity...100 years ago."

  • made in China :P

  • my great aunt lived 125 years...

  • @JERKMONKEYYEH shut the hell up oldest ever is confirmed to be 122

  • @DjStiv3.....well thats wrong its not confirmed cuz it was a pretty long time ago and i debt they had tv's but she was in the newspaper.....and just bcuz its confirmed that dosen't mean it's true (:

  • @JERKMONKEYYEH i cant remember when but official birth records were started in the (late?) 1800s i believe idk but it wasnt always around, i herd sumwhere also that slaves and otehrs could lie about ther age since before that there was no record but unless she was 120 at least and ther was proof then theres no way she was 125 i can believe 120 as that means it was in the 1890s or so but it doesnt matter

  • @DjStiv3 my great aunt was in the middle east so idk if they started birth records there the same time....and i just asked my parents and it turn out it was like 119 or 120 my bad for saying 125 but she lived pretty long i made a mistake...sorry bout tht

  • @JERKMONKEYYEH shud i say i told yu so ? lol

  • Yeah well Japan dont have the longest lifespan now, Fukishima going to make them the worst.

  • Wayne Rooney's Ex Girlfriend

  • nice going dumbledore. you destroyed the sorcerers stone.

  • She died 13 August 2007.

  • Do you guys realize her kids could be dead?

  • 1893!! thats amazing!!

  • wow shes pretty.....ish :P guys she might not look like the stuck up fuckin sluts thats coz shes REALLY old so dont say shes ugly

  • Gabriel iglasias- " It is not about how long you live, It's how you live"

  • When was she born? like 1897?

  • my grandmother died at the age114!!!

  • theres probably a new oldest woman by now

  • @NANDO218 A lady in the south , unfortunately she doesn't have documented proof of her age because slaves weren't allowed to have birth certificates.

  • @Burikami she was a slave? damn. thats like 150 years

  • @NANDO218 Her parents were.

  • On a totally unrelated matter I gotta go out and buy some rice and fish, be right back, cough cough....

  • she must of been very heathy her whole life to live that long

  • I'm gonna live to be 125

  • (~.~)

  • They titled this "World's Oldest Women" but there is only one oldest womAn. Good lord.

  • I heard the oldest person EVER to live live for 122 years

  • @1234DRG1,It's true and it's a Frenchwoman whose name was Jeanne Calment and she died in 1997.

  • and the bible says ppl lived into theyr 900s xD

  • she lived 94 years longer than me.... -.-

    I wonder how many people she slept with total in her life.

  • is she dead

  • i want to live till 200 (-.-)

  • Wait are they saying she's the oldest person alive, or oldest person to ever live? She's not the oldest person to ever live.

  • @xASYxLUMx who is?

  • @ALONEJEW Jeanne Calment was 122years old.

  • @xASYxLUMx This is the oldest living woman alive.

  • Is she dead now?

  • Woah, 114 ?

  • Thumbs up! if you have been watching these kind of videos for at least 5mins XD they all say there the oldest, but when you move to the next , they just get older and older?

  • @SPLICEDW yea the somehow get older and older and older and older and older.......

  • @mydearcheese i am going to hell bitch so go play your pokemon asian bitch boy! with your damn cartoon porn!

  • @PleaseCrySomeMore fuck off

  • wow i got to be 130 years old?

  • this was 2007 is she still alive till this day?

  • I am sure she is dead by now

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  • fuckin japs...

  • @chanman789456 go to hell

  • shes so fragile if she farted she could die

  • That nigga needs to die already

  • @Dadbaddad shut the fuck up, racist bitch. stick a condom on your head because your acting like a total dick you asshole

  • @Dadbaddad u nigga needs to die already, cuz u fucking trash hoe.

  • Rice and fish or steak and burgers? Uh oh...

  • Ohh I'm soo old.

  • and she is 40

    

  • it looks like my mother

  • i heard she die...RIP OLD WOMAN...RIP

  • Nighmare for daughter-in-laws...

  • thats my birthday! jan 4th, she lucky to have lived a good life.

  • Yes they live long coz they don't eat Shit.

  • uh...Asians are good at everthing.. it's not fair...

  • wtf do japos eat?!?!

  • ohh im gonna eat japanese food!! lol jk

  • Fish and Rice. Got it!!! I m going to see flying cars one day...

  • @TheMrAbdulhaleel

    There is already flying cars now.

  • @TheMrAbdulhaleel Ahahahah  lmfao Good one!

  • Fish is good 4 u guys =P

  • My grandmother is so healthy she can living to 144 years and now

    she's 86 if that's true i maybe dead by the time she turn 144.

  • She's not the oldest jeanne calment was the oldest at 122 years

    and 164 days.

    She said she once met vincent van gogh!

  • for some reason Asia has the tallest man and oldest woman????

  • @mrbigmofoe actually U.S.A has someone who is 35 days older idk if it's a man or a woman but i think its a woman because the name is Carrie U.S.A also had the tallest man ever who was 8foot 11 inches

  • Hey, my grandma is 178.

  • @jfairley83 is that in lbs or that metric kilo shit?

  • @DragonsREpic She's as big as a YEAR!!!

  • damn, i needa start eating more chinese food

  • i kno a women the 125 that shes in my family ^.^

  • so.... how was the holocaust? and the arminian genocide?

  • fck!!!the video was uploaded in 2007...

  • OF COURSE she's Japanese.

  • imagining shagging it LMAO EWWWW!

  • There is man that looks AAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOTTTT­T like a lady who is 126 years old still living 2011!

  • @shairaptor Your an idiot & a waste now go suck yours. Good bye.

  • @kevinlmanon humans like you are pathetic, turtles can live up to 200 and more they're better than you

  • @courtxxtaylor welcome to the internetz. umad?

  • did she die?

  • If I was that old, I'd kill myself.

  • @WestSideFreedom kill yourself now you go on our nerves.

  • That's a blessing for someone to live that long. 114 years!!!! That's impressive

  • in my country a woman had 140 years..

  • ZOMBIE!!!!

  • that's it, im moving to japan

  • @disney1nickjluvr45 Just stop eating meat. That's what's killing America. Meat causes the majority of the cancers. Heart attacks, etc.

  • @disney1nickjluvr45 Either that or you could just buy fish pills and take them every day the rest of your life. :)

  • Grandma?

  • hahahaha!Resident evil forever!

  • I'm gonna live to be 115 :)

  • @barbieguirl wanna bet?

  • @barbieguirl ha thats me old door number

  • shes cute.

  • No... She is not the WORLD's Oldest women... Oldest women in the world is Tutu Yusupova from Uzbekistan she is 130 years old (1880)

  • This is an old video, the oldest man is a Russian, 127 or something

  • she is rotting he life out.

  • in my science book it states there was a women to live up to 122 years old.

  • @friend221099

    Her name is Jeanne Calment the oldest verified person ever.

  • GGGILF

  • lets wait if someone reaches 200

  • Omg, he blanket is sooo cute! xD

  • Man that would suck living that long

  • Thats really impressive. Wow.

  • i wonder how smelly her vag is

  • Why would anybody want to live that long?

  • Asians in general are more likely to live longer because of their higher estrogen levels.

  • Holy shit a real flesh eating zombie. Its going to take one bullet through the head to kill it.

  • @duncan7599 dude thats a person your threatining to kill thats offensive

  • @duncan7599 Fuck you, moron.

  • @duncan7599 thats mean :(

  • @duncan7599 fuck you you ass hole!

  • @duncan7599 shut up shell kick ur ass

  • @duncan7599 fuck off. 

  • eeew shes crusty in a place that u will die if u look at hint its under her clothes below her stomach

  • @ThePurplemonkeyfist You. Vile. Person. :|

  • @ThePurplemonkeyfist Why you gotta hate? You don't even know this woman, Shes probably kind as can be :|

  • I give her one more hour

  • im older

  • Why would u think about that

  • i wonder how her pussy looks like?

  • @fyte4luv808 wtf??? xd

  • @fyte4luv808 grow up and learn some respect!

  • @fyte4luv808 like a bluewaffle

  • And she's still laughing. That's so cute

  • Japanese are also smaller than average humans so their heart, mussels, and other organs don't take as much damage from having a large frame

  • @spawnxd1 If they're smaller, and their organs match their stature, wouldn't larger people have larger organs to match their stature? It doesn't make sense for an "average" human to have small organs with a large frame. Their organs should match their body size.

  • I laughed at the horrible mispronunciation of her name.

  • Thumps up if you want to live until 100

  • Jesus, she looks like something you fight in Diablo.  I think I'll be happy with a good 80 years.

  • A diet rich and fish, rice, and radiation.

    Oops!

  • the secret is : don'T stop breathing... :p

  • she doesnt look a day over 30

  • ofc shes asian

  • 1893!????? DAMM.

  • @Kozzy06

    ''Maria Olivia da Silva'' 1880-2010, 130 years old

    watch?v=n_4sEb3sgCU

  • The worlds oldest woman is 130, she lives in the middle east

  • awww poor lady.........I wonder if she is still alive after what happend? GOD BLESS HER

  • @mywalle1 Well I think we all know when the end comes in time.

  • It's close Jeanne Calment's age

  • @Tassy701 erm...no, jeanne calment died at age 122, so the old woman would have to live another 8 years to be close to her age :-) greetz

  • Death forgot about her