Double Dribble

[ZaffireWolf]

What's worse than YouTube comments? YouTube video commentary!

[unlovingfilms]

let me die. please..

[MalamiteLtd]

"Or Konamiball, as I call it."

[ReloadPsi]

Much as I always laugh when a person whose video you've done closes their account, it does cause a bit of disappointment when I can't check out how bad their stuff really is :P

[Jakezing]

@ReloadPsi he didnt though :P 

[ReloadPsi]

@Jakezing Cornshaq is closed. Cornshaq gaming has slightly different content.

[LordIronHat]

Cornshaq does not need to breathe for himself. The world breathes for him.

[mario64guy]

"I prefer to play as Los Angeles. In fact, I will be playing as nothing BUT Los Angeles for this LP."

[MalamiteLtd]

Or Konamiball as I call it.

[MexicanoCholo13]

I'm sorry has anyone noticed how the same AI keeps changing skin color?

[Goodguy33]

He recently posted a Play it Through of 10-yard fight.

[Windtrouser]

I love Shmorky's announcing, ""WHITE GUY PASSES TO BLACK GUY, THE GUY'S BLINKING, HE'S FLICKERING!"

[KantorekBaumerB14]

did they know the guy is actually disabled?

[WarioMario12345]

@KantorekBaumerB14 Is he really? In what way? :O

[redakdal]

@WarioMario12345 I doubt it, he has shown his real self before, and he seemed fine to me

[sonicjonathansonic]

Hey corntrack do you want to play basket ball .Yes.Corntrack says - do you want to play it though than just play the video game. Or hey corntrack do you want to play basket ball .Id like to play it in real life but ill play it though out side and later his friend are ingerded corntrack say's "ill go and the video game you mother f*cker's" XD

[notyoursavior78]

Hall of fame videos, of Youtube. This is top three. The other two could easily be Retsupurae videos too.

[Sylverias]

This was the longest 5 minutes of my life.. wait. oh god it's only half over!?

[notyoursavior78]

@Sylverias

Hey, you can't half ass this shit.

[mattjb2able]

Looked at Cornshaq's channel and was greeted with his most recent video of him playing through Mario Brothers 3 and it's fucking 2 hours long, 2 hours of Cornshaq continuously speaking. Needless to say my body could not take it.

[jettythesunfish]

Cornshaq should do a Micromachines commercial.

[j1gglypuff218]

I love this retsupurae. Or "Retsu - Ball", as I call it.

[blackkakari]

Who wants to bet that if you dropped a box of tooth picks on the floor, he could tell you exactly how many were there at first glance.

[PvtRichardCranium]

I honestly think that if he had played as Luigi, his jump shot would have greatly improved.

[MidnightMidna]

@PvtRichardCranium He isn't going to miss any shots because it's a waste of his time.

[Brassherald]

Cornshaq is a robot... it has to be, how else could he not stop for a breath?

[PickpocketSan]

My grandfather would still be alive today, but he used up his extra lives being in the Navy.

[TheRedSuit]

Proteus said exactly what I was thinking with the dildo thing

[5282890]

you guys must comment on more cornshaq videos. my ribs hurt afterwards

[usernameclassifeid]

When I watch a cornshaq video, I usually try to pause the video, but it never lets me.

[SaladofStones]

We have created a robot that is only capable of playing old games and talking incessently.

This is the beginning of Skynet people, we just have to wait for him to become self-aware.

[LessthanJake14]

@SaladofStones Not really because once he does, he'll never stop talking about it.

[mrb1untman]

@LessthanJake14 Zing!

[Cornbinks]

"I'm just sorry his grandma died." is the BEST ending ever.

[1CrazyFoxx1]

and welcome to the game of the season, please welcome the Nebraska Toad Warts and the Los Angeles Blue Dicks!!!

[TheGhostofSanity]

"Or KONAMIball, as I call it."

"My favorite team is New York. Just New York."

"HE DIDN'T TELL US WHETHER THAT WAS THE SECOND FREE-THROW OR NOT!"

Oh Retsuprae, Cornshaq is exactly the reason why we need you guys.

[pyramidheadkitten9]

corn=corn

shaq=black people who play basketball.

cornshaq is an incredibly nerdy black person who really likes corn.

prove me wrong.

[LumpyFudge]

Your guys' impersanations of Cornshaq just cured my Diabetes for ten minutes. Thank you.

[Dannybomb]

who's the fourth person retsupraying? Diabetus, slowbeef, Proteus, ?

[UntitledHome]

@Dannybomb

Shmorky.

[panterarulez]

Don't die Grandma its a waste of your time!!!

[GmanTheTank]

Slowbeef does the ultimate Cornshaq voice.

[CDTheHedgehog]

I just love how this guy goes on and on without taking a breath of air. He have 8 lungs or what?

[bloodriotiori]

holy fucking shit, he really NEVER shuts up lol.

[Asstronuts]

Shey guys you wana play some bashketball?

Oh sure!

Ahnah I don meen real bashketball.

[steveharley0345]

@Asstronuts

This comment.. is the single most awesome comment. Ever.

[Spurfan135]

"This is the 3rd time you die GRANDMA!!"

[Gight77]

vamos a la playa

[rjakobi]

Your mother died AGAIN?

[Ezo945]

"Im just sad his grandma died."

[typomanbros]

5' 4",

All-world Drop out from high school,

The titan of the Keyboard,

The Emir of the Emulator,

Give it up for...

CORRRRRRNSHAAAAAAAAQ!

[LowEndLem]

Any basketball game he plays in has to end in 10 minutes because it's the youtube time limit.

[eXtremeLink859]

See, now the basketball is a lot like a mushroom from Mario 2...

[EdmacZ]

I'll be playing as nothing but L.A.

I'm not gonna lose 'cause it's a waste of my time!

[darkfire1004]

I couldn't breathe, I was laughing so hard.

[lostdahlia]

Whoa... some of the players are black AND white! :O

[TheSpielmeister]

Is the Konami blimp going to be at the NBA playoffs this year?

[kiatasbihgou]

hmm, have you noticed how there's too many white players?

[ClintVimes]

"I know a lot about basketball, you see it's a lot like Mario 2..."

[mynameisgopal]

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[UDoPeekABoo]

This is by far my favorite retsupurea

[Lestat13TheVampire]

Oh god, the impressions are suffocating.

[ChezJamesy]

Jesus christ conshaq's like The End. it just wont fucking stop!

[ragrappy00]

DEFENSE cornshaq! Dammit

[Trackball816]

This is Double Dribble.

Defense is an impossibility.

[ragrappy00]

oh right lol

[majorporpoise]

These guys are fucking hilarious & awesome.

[OddGuy23]

Konami Ball, as I call it. :B

[Jrezky]

cornshaq got owned

[SMB298513]

Oh my god, I played this game when i was like 5.

I always wondered what "Cuh-Pew" (CPU) meant.

[ZetaNeubourn]

I used to get confused between getting a "1up" or playing as "1up".

[Shadowity]

"Is his mascot a giant dildo?"

[TinTyrantMM7BSS]

actually, the 2nd team would be called "luigi's big beautiful puppy-dog eyes blue"

[meowmix669]

GOAL IN!!!

[Wyverneer]

I'm just sorry his grandma died. ;-;

[DarkTomoyukiKujoha]

Lol, all the things I have seen you guys talk about are funny. I'm ganna die from lack of air, being I keep laughing so hard.

[MrContingencyT]

Your lack of air isn't from laughing, Cornshaq's lungs are so powerful that his videos are capable of absorbing oxygen and tranferring it to him.

[TakerRules4Eva]

cornshaq is awesome. hope resuprae does more of his videos. :) ftw

[frankothetanq]

the players dont seam to be able to decide if they are white or black....

[KingChing]

Cornshaq I gotta eat, let me go please!

[mcclarya]

omg i am really loling

[ArchangelDrake]

He really did not fucking stop talking during any of this.

What.

[lisvender]

KONAMI BALL AS I CALL IT

[MNC117]

Fuck, I laughed out loud to this.

[ginD4th]

let me die cornshaq please....PLEASE

[carefreew0rld]

he'll never make the shot like he'll never have a shot with a real cheerleader, i guess that eplains why he's so quiet for that part

[ShadowZidane4]

It seemed more like 4 hours then 10 minutes

[sirwerddhater]

i think hes just one big lung!!!

[Grobda]

His voice reminds me of Stephen Hawking's voice synthesizer.

[shockraid1]

Stephen Hawking does not wear a fishbowl on his head while he talks.

[carefreew0rld]

no he has cornshaq in his wheelchair as a translator

[Wtcnb]

lololol GO CHICAGO LONG HORNS!

[carefreew0rld]

nah i'm rooting for new york

[notyoursavior78]

"Basketball was invented in 1987 by Konami."

[nitemaricv2]

@notyoursavior78 i knew it

[RottenEggCreations]

@notyoursavior78 teams have yet to have names and the rules and number of players were not decided until EA came along.

[posthumanfetus]

When I started watching this, I was thinking, "Man, this guy doesn't stop talking" and then you said it was Cornshaq and I'm like, "HOLY SHIT!!!"

[Iceferno]

(the guy who says "the Chicago Contras".) LOL, by the way. :D

[Mysterious0Bob]

No obviously not, because the Retsupurae guys don't annoy the fuck out of me.

[Mysterious0Bob]

We just don't know why you're being so insulting to the retsupurae guys by comparing them to those two ScrewAttack imbeciles.

[Crezth]

Iceferno, the only way to combat the rabid fans of bad LPers is to be rabid fans of Retsupurae.

[notyoursavior78]

Dude Screwattack is not cool anymore. Handsome Tom and his Game Heroes is where it is at.

[GamesRsux]

"Ahh dude I have to go, my mom just died ..."

"again?"

"yeah"

Lol you guys are hilarious

[StarkMaximum]

Oh man, it took me a while to realize this was a Cornshaq video. It threw me off because he wasn't playing as Luigi.

[LaughingThesaurus]

It's hard to tell when he's not skipping half of the game, so I don't blame you.

[bloodriotiori]

@StarkMaximum even a year later, your comment still wins the internet lol.

[uppermanxx]

i dont know if any of you guys noticed but the fans are divided like an oreo, there is two white sections with one giant black section in the middle

[PankeymanProductions]

Reverse Oreo, the black and white parts are switched.

[keithhemari]

The voice.... the flippin' VOICE!! Make it stop!

[sasuke0213]

wow, The mascots were a giant blue dildo and a frog who's arms can only stick out... This must be his favorite game...

[SovietWinter]

You guys totally missed the hidden video. If you enter the Konami Code, it turns into 10 minutes of the sexy 8 bit cheerleaders dancing. They even have a 4 bit orgy.

[carefreew0rld]

and it plays thriller while the scene is happening

[notyoursavior78]

That was hard to follow at times, but just the act of doing a "Play it Through" for a old basketball game is funny in itself. It wouldn't mattered if he won or lost either way he would have "Played it Through."

[Rottingham]

More like Double DRIVEL, amirite?

[Sabata]

John Madden, eat your heart out.

[DefendedHomestand]

7:46 The mascot is coming for you.

[Chaosryuken]

at 4:40 you say 3v3 but its 5v5 just thought i would mention it

[ObiMace]

he sounds like pretty much every single stereotypical cartoon nerd I ever saw

[smithdanger]

If you're not gonna die, why waste the time?!

You've come a long way son!

[Tatsudoshi]

I wish this was a joke, but someone actually @#%$ing "Play It Through"-ed a Basketball game?

...holy f-ing christ.

[RadicalDreamerX]

Play it through? Calling it that sets the bar a little too high, don't you think?

[DownSouth954]

Fucking hilarious.