Tokyo Gore Police Review

[NewYorkFightClub60]

im underwhelmed on your stupid fucken review

[UglyKatsuki]

@NewYorkFightClub60 That's like...the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. Thank you...you kind human being.

[kustomkure]

This movie is where Takeshi Kitano meets Lady Gaga (with Marilyn Manson) and Silent Hill.

[kustomkure]

You find yourself enjoying it? You sick bastard :)

[UglyKatsuki]

@kustomkure lmao

[CookedWalrus]

Ok so I listened to the whole review again to count the umm's.

I counted exactly 45 umm's, this does not include the uhh's either.

That's 6.25 umms per minute.

[UglyKatsuki]

@CookedWalrus lol I know. It was my first attempt at a review and I admit that it wasn't a very good job. I just thought of what to say on the spot. It wasn't rehearsed or written ahead of time. Hopefully if I dare try to review something again, I'll be better prepared for it.

[CookedWalrus]

This was umm, a umm, umm, 7 umm minute umm, yeah umm long umm review that umm yeah, umm, that umm basically umm yeah told me umm yeah umm that this movie was umm lots of gore umm yeah and crazy umm umm yeah

UMM YEAH

[kobra867]

i will note watch it in english of course english dubs would be cheesy

[icyhotonmynuts]

Dude, it's not "randomly playing now", if you put it in your review.

[pizzaboy031]

@icyhotonmynuts it is randomly playing, since he doesnt talk about a specific part of the trailer.

[icyhotonmynuts]

@pizzaboy031 Apparently you don't know the meaning of the word random. It means something unplanned. He planned to put the clip in his review, now where it starts that's random (perhaps), but if he put video in his review, and it's the video of the movie he's talking about, he can't call it random playing since it's planned to be included in the video review.

[jakadict]

I found it to be like one giant gwar performance without the music.

[jonnyknows]

This movie which I just watched today on xbox360 on netflix..

This was the THE WORST MOVIE I've ever seen.

But, it was probably one of the best, because I'll never forget this insanity.

It's absolutely disgusting, and disturbing... But once you start watching it's really hard to take your eyes off it.

[ByonMitchell]

fucking awesome movie for me, it was way too bizarre and funny

[tobjan94]

@ByonMitchell your sick ;P

[ironwolfosiris]

One word: Chair.

I need some mind bleach. >_<

[tophie524]

4:06. alligator vagina?

[tobjan94]

@tophie524 yep, you saw it. it's sick D:

[papacologne19]

dude you are awesome!!!! like your presentation

[UglyKatsuki]

@papacologne19 Thanks a lot. ^-^

[datdudemickeyd777]

8 out 10.ok i'll give you tht. but the monsters remind me of devil may cry demons

[Lolismad]

this movie was funny as HELL!! xD

[Tekula23]

the police base birthday party is messed up

[dj5london]

You repeated yourself alot, try writing down the review and reading it out rather than freestyling. Thanks for the effort though.

[Rafahil]

Anyone know where I can find the soundtrack to this movie?

[TheFirstNix]

This movie is fucking hillarious.

If you dont like it, dont bitch, just go back to watching Hollywood churn out the same crap year after year.

[Rambo29]

This shit is scary. Those Japanese people are crazy, the director is nuts

[easyway500]

oomg u people are sick i saw this movie and it was messed up! it was the worst movie i have seen and will see i mean wat the hell man its just bout people killing each other and cannibalism and the blood is so fake. no wonder the stick with anime ther good wit tht.

[lucyinthesky16]

go back to hollywood and watch cowboys suck on each other, you judgmental bitch. i can see the concept of these kinds of movies go right over your empty little head.

[AMINOGEN1]

i lost a dick can i have a hammer drill as a replacement

[GnawOnAaBrick]

What is this i dont even

[rickyruffle]

uuuuugh the english sucks so much!

Especially the commercials, you have to watch it in Japanese.

[808ichbanluva]

damn skippy!

[Geoxile]

It adds to the corniness, the Japanese sounds fairly dramatic

[lazyoldjack]

Hey UglyKatsuki or anyone else, i loved this movie .. did you mean recomending to watch the 1981 Classic.. The Evil Dead ???? i watched the trailer and it looked ok, i might try and find it at the shops. Ohh and the producers of Tokyo Gore police and The Machine girl are kool gory movies... are their any other good gory or strange movies by them you recomend?????????? plz reply.....

[808ichbanluva]

try Troma movies if you like crazy and gore

[lucyinthesky16]

that's EXACTLY what i thought while i was watching this! i watched Poultrygeist before this, and i have to say, TGP paled in comparison gross-out wise compared to that. i actually had to turn my head away at some points, and i've NEVER had to do that during a horror movie before!

[MysticVulture]

So THAT'S what Emperor Akihito watches when he's not at work...

[acexhearts]

dude i loved it for the black comedy you could of compared it machine girl dude OMG funniest shit AHAHAHAphew i loved it

[UglyKatsuki]

Well unfortunately I haven't seen machine girl yet.

[acexhearts]

lol go see it like now its worth your time

[OutOfTheBoxThinker]

Machine girl is actually quite decent. Unlike this piece of junk (you liked it?!?) Machine Girl still has somewhat of a story. Not quite Shakespeare as you might expect, but still a story.... :-)

[cocopuffsrok]

I saw machine girl and tokyo gore police...now I like tokyp gore police better...but that might be because I like the actress who plays ruku (eihi shiina of audition)

[OutOfTheBoxThinker]

How can you like such a horrible excuse for a film?! :-s

[cocopuffsrok]

I thought it was great! I thought it was fun

[dirthouse6]

only the japanese could make a movie so insane and ridicoulus.

looks like the budget was 50 bucks

[shimsham6]

Very nicely done review. I think that it would have been much more appreciated to see much more in clips from the film as a pose to the only trailer. This was honestly a good review, however i feel that there should have been more direct points: Acting, effects, extras, music etc. I feel you did a strong and honest overview of this film that wasn't bashing or being too flamboyant.

Keep it up for you have a good knack for this.

[UglyKatsuki]

Thank you very much. I appreciate it.

[shimsham6]

Your quite welcome.