Vampires Suck Official Trailer 2 HD

[Holiday061798]

girl 1: Team Edward!

girl 2: Team Jacob!

me: Team Shovel!

*girl 1 gets hit with shovel*

me: yeeahh....:D

[IGottaLoveCereal]

Team Cedric or Team Sirius Black? :))

Ahh, eff this, GO POTTER.

[Neonpandas7]

Shovels rock! :D

[79tiigrike97]

YAY GO TEAM JACOB!

[ragecomix1567]

team jedward if i had to choose

[spazzykaty934]

Team Edward!!!

[GhostFaceUnicorn]

You're the black eyed peas! LOL gets me every time. So does the chiwawa thing and the raining men thing and the burger face thing

[anallkllklk]

@mizz0bAmA09 It's just a movie relax . That's why they are called CHARACTERS!

[Ricardostb]

Go team shovel

[xXSpartan527Xx]

Luv this movie

[mizz0bAmA09]

you guys only like edward because he's the main guy, if it was the other way around you dumb females would be screaming for jacob! #TEAMJACOB and as for protected, jacob does protect us..and its sad that you girls can't see what jacob is going through..this guy goes through hell for this girl and no matter how many times she breaks his heart he's always running back to her, true love much?

[RonaldBarone]

@mizz0bAmA09 I think Jacob and Edward should be together in the next movie.

[dazestybomb]

the black eye peas dont even have a white guy in their band.

(team edward WOW!!!!!!)

[katie23size]

Thumbs up

[rhianmantle]

Why do all Jacobs fans have weapons

[MsLazydoc]

@rhianmantle they know that edward fans overpower them. they want to feel protected. im on team edward

[IMperfectchick99]

*FACEPALM*

[nnnnnnnn6ful]

Team Edward all the way!!!!!!!

[lokoroks]

father sullen looks like prince lacroix from VTMB.....

[MissMasterPlan]

TEAM THIS MOVIE SUCKS + TEAM EDWARD

[YellowByrdchocolate]

I love u Edward! NO JACOBS THE BEST! I wouldve kick that Jacob chick in the face. GO TEAM EDWARD!!!!!!!

[losia31]

Love u Edward. NO JACOB IS THE BEST ! They both suck !

[punknexus007]

why does everyone think we're the black eyed peas?

[princessmiranda94]

I love u Edward !!!

[princessmiranda94]

kisskissEmoGirI, dont say im a sick fuck, its just my opinon no need, to get your panties all in a bunch .

[MrViggo999]

What is the song at 0:25 ?? :)

[103horseluva]

This movie was funny from an Edward hater point of view, but it was ok from a Jacob lover point of view, if anyone saw the movie they would agree that one of the funniest parts of the movie was when bella meets Jacob, the guy in the wheel chair is like "I can't feel anything below my waist, and do you know what's below my waist...my peni$" rofl and everyone just keeps smiling

[Toutzomouriko]

Um... Isn't the song at the beginning the soundtrack of End of Days...?

[princessmiranda94]

i love boys who sparkle !!!

[KissKissEmoGirI]

@princessmiranda94 your a sick fuck.

[clodybody38]

Ha

[teamjacobtwilight123]

0:46 lol ima kill her lol

[Duffieex3]

......just likes kidz bop they have to steal whats been made and make it there own...Smhh.

[hoodiegiant]

@JamesN0RM they've alredy done it, radioactive

[Dudiinha79]

Time do Jacob!

[greendaygirl141]

Sorry Twilight fans, but I like this better than the original :)

[QueenOfEmo143]

@greendaygirl141 m with you !!!

[teamjacobtwilight123]

1:29 lol

[teamjacobtwilight123]

Lol the girl gets hit in the Face with a shovel lol

[rocks4ever2012]

vammpires not suck

[44Coolcatty]

i so wanna see this!!!!!!!

[SamsungIntensity2]

HOW DARE THEY MAKE FUN OF TWILIGHT

[HuntressPheobe]

This is just ... so ... sad. :/

[belieberfreak101]

1 of mah fave movies! I feel bad for teh chineese dude tho....

[QueenMarceline321]

Lmfaoo



[girlsrock232]

@liv4justin yes its is. rated five stars!!🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟😄

[blackwolf1415]

poor chinese delivery boy

[nessaholichu]

@blackwolf1415 LOL, yeah! Hahhaa.

[blackwolf1415]

carlisle is so funny at 0:13

[satlovessrk]

Lol at the End of Days music in the trailer. :P This was a good movie, better than the Twishit.

[smosh12345678900]

this is so funny

[mikayla690]

Lestat could make this sooo much better!

[Gretchen620]

LONG LIVE HARRY POTTER! <3

[starkidfan1000]

First: Matt Lanter is SO HOT! Second: Funniest movie EVER

[SteamGoddess]

Love Twilight, but this movie seems to be hilarious :P ;D

[mklcvideos]

Yeah I totally agree this movie is a TOTAL!! fail being honest

[kimpax]

movie is a fail man just being honest here

[1PinkCadillac]

I'm a twilight fan and I wanna see this movie

[Lisagb3]

its funny bc the girl who plays victoria in this spoof plays the vampire Lexie in Vampire Diaries

[XxTeamJacobxX771]

Your the black eyed peas? Lol

[bullseye887]

movie*

[bullseye887]

I would die to see the moves LITERALY

[JamesN0RM]

Now that we have sparkling vampires. Whats next. Glow in the dark zombies.

[SweetKisses149]

@JamesN0RM That'd be epic! XDD

[Aelflar]

@JamesN0RM that *could* be scary...

[missbelleworld]

Have you even seen this movie its hilarious

[hot1ace]

@missbelleworld musta watched it twenty times already... never fails to crack me up

[Arbitr0n]

wooooow! fuck this movie, trying so hard to make a "parody" and failing so so hard. how they keep getting the funding for these abominations just baffles me

[IStolezIt]

Haha "No Jacobs The Best!" Hits Edward Fan with Shovel.

:)

[Iammrinappropriate]

Haha, very well done. Will give it a thumbs up. Check out the carton parody I did called "Vampire Anal"

[1823juliuz]

i like the chiuaua part :D

[TheMeCoolGirl]

1:10 hahhaha :D

the best picture of all-time!

[Snowflake34745]

All I have to say is.... BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[WhiteTigerRevenge]

lol dam they really hate asians in this movie

[liv4justin]

Wats this rated?? Any wat my mum would call 'swearing'??

[billybobjoehansen1]

I love Twilight and this movie

[Laarahanse]

I hate twilight and I love his movie! It was so awsome! 

[oreorocker400]

This Edward and Jacob are soo much hotter then the originals!

[dougheyedbambi]

That edward was way hotter then rob....jussayin

[paobambola886]

jajjaja naaaa... se ve entrete!

[Jeez0Louise]

Edward we love u ur the best! NO, Jacobs the best!! Lmao

[JMJ29198]

they all ugly..... seriously

[AzzaBVB]

best movie

[Xanaficated]

Okay guys I have a confession to make"I love Twilight and Vampire Suck" does that make me a double agent?!

[Redwhiteblue8]

@Xanaficated Snape!!!

[QueenOfEmo143]

@Redwhiteblue8 xactly wht i woz thinkin......!!!!

[Redwhiteblue8]

@QueenOfEmo143 hahaha lol

[LegendBoy2001]

@Xanaficated That means you like Twilight and Werewolves rule:D

[TheAks300]

@Xanaficated you go both ways

[shooterman645]

@Xanaficated 

[kelsinarose]

@Xanaficated i am exactly the same ur not alone lol :)

[xoKatgirlxo]

@Xanaficated yep same here

[RandomTalkingGamer]

@Xanaficated Kindof.

[mopryIScool]

I LOVE THE TWILIGHT SAGA AND THIS MOVIE!!!! YES ITS POSSIBLE!!!!

[musicgirl15ify]

ha ha funny :D

[Freaksifies]

LOL i went to see this movie a while ago and i just remembered how funny it was!

[lovelygirl282]

Edward

Edward wer?? we love you

you r the best

n0 jacob the best!

then the hit with the shovel!

LOL LOL LOL

[ahsfiahseya]

u shud make more of these.... very xiting....

[witchcraft1994]

Better than twilight in every way

[FoodOnCrack]

dracula is ashamed of twilight yes :/ vampires should live in transalvania and wear black capes and should kill villagers not animals because vampires love humans yes they doo im edward im the sexy vampire ooo bella i love u so much much much ooohh!!!

[whatabeautifuldayxD]

@FoodOnCrack if you hate twilight so much and the story why are you watching this?

[FoodOnCrack]

@whatabeautifuldayxD because vampires suck :3

[guardian921]

@whatabeautifuldayxD Don't know about FoodOnCrack, but I watch it BECAUSE I hate Twilight. Vampires Suck is basically the Twilight Saga at it's core. Get past all the pretty boy faces, over glamorized teen drama and supernatural appeal, what do you get? A pathetic girl stumbles across a bunch of vampiristic freaks (no offense) and falls in love with an abusive Jonas Brother.

Twilight insults the very ideology of monster lore and this movie isn't afraid to show it.

But that's just me. Why do you?

[Aelflar]

@FoodOnCrack "vampires should live in Transylvania..and kill villagers" this concerned Romanian citizen prefers not to have vampires living close to her friends/default holiday destination, thank you very much :-/

[Hallestar7]

RobinHoodinSherwood that was kinda the point

[RobinHoodinSherwood]

is it just me or do all the vampires in this movie look like they are stoned?

[18bloempje]

I LOVE TWILIGHT but this is funny…Like 'disaster movie'

[mem614]

LOL!!! twilight movies are creepy

[Hollandblauwegirl]

This movie sucks. I'm not that big of a fan of Twilight, but overall this movie just sucks. Not really funny :/

[RuneCreators]

unlike the directors perous film which the name implys vampires suck this was actualy a majoy improvement

[muniiam]

The only good thing about this movie is that the guy who plays Edward is Liam in 90210

[urbestgirlbud4eva]

The moral of Twilight ur boyfriend is a vampire and ur okay with it...The moral this movie....Vampires Suck

[bulbasaurific]

0:42 is the best part of the movie, i laughed for almost ever...everything else wasnt that funny...

[Bloodangel979]

They SHOULD make another parody of the whole Twilight Series!

because twilight really sucks in every angle!

disgrace for Lestat and Blade!

[xxxnichu]

@Bloodangel979 A Part two :D

[RobinHoodinSherwood]

@Bloodangel979 Lestat?? How about the original vampire, Dracula? everything else is pretty much a disgrace to Bram Stoker's work, vampires today don't even deserve to share the name of Dracula

[Bloodangel979]

@RobinHoodinSherwood Agree, I most forgot Bram Stoker. Stupid twilight screw every single vampire movie.

[me3thestar7]

@Bloodangel979 Dabs my friend!

[sacrosanctSUn]

Best moive lol, freaking hilarious, considering how twilight really is suck XD

[Imasexybeast1234]

Edward,Edward your the best (girl with a shovel comes up)no Jacobs the best ( girl smaks her with a shovel) haha best part

[CerysGthomas]

@Imasexybeast1234 at the end someone hits edward in the head with a mace type thigi and says team jacob bitch

[balderodensson]

@StupidMarioBro64 dont blame the vampires, the vampires are blood-thirsty undead creatures that burn in the sunlight. these are no vampires. they are just glttering-faggots-emo guys-gays/glittergays. we should do like they did in that really old horror movie frankenstein and track chase 'em into a mill and burn it down. that would be more affectic then the sun. they are just wannabes. ^^

[LovelyNefeli]

LOL at the face of Arielle Kebbel at 1:18 XD EPIC!

[akishjl]

i'm planing to order this movie so i can watch again.it was super hilirious when i watch it last time.watch it twice!bahahahaahaha i love twilight(L)

[SuperEmy13]

I LOVE THIS MOVIE :D

[sassydrummer42]

Lol :43 made me laugh so hard!

[ThePyschoMovieMaker]

1:22

I don't see the difference with the real movie. It's like just the same.

[masterlegbreaker1903]

i don't hate vampire movies it's just that twilight destroyed them and that sucks

[baskilllnw]

wtf...



[secretgoombaman12345]

1:08 BONK

[violetmoon97]

0:43-45 had me cranking up xD

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[123LovelyLily]

OMG! I WATCHED THAT MOVIE TODAY AND FELL OFF THE BED LAUGHING AT THE END OF THE MOVIE WHEN IT SHOWED EDWARDS BUTT CRACK!!!!!!!!

[123LovelyLily]

LOL! I AM SEEING THAT MOVIE 2MARROW FROM SOMEONE I KNOW!

[Twilightfan123806]

OK Im obsessed with Twilight but that is pretty fricking hilarious

[cele657]

@Twilightfan123806 IKR!?!?

[MegaFmafreak]

@Twilightfan123806 ikr?!?! me and all my friends love twilight but this is so hilarious!

[angelwing978534]

LOL i laughed throughout the whole movie!!!

[Katylenel]

My fav movie :D

[ross9099412]

twilight tried to make a parody of this

[wirklichdoof]

@ross9099412 ha good one

[ross9099412]

@wirklichdoof thank you.i never thought id get top comment

[wirklichdoof]

@ross9099412 I had a top comment once. It...was...awesome. I was watching a vlog where a couple was staying in a hotel room and I said something about satisfaction guaranteed. "So what, if the sex isn't good, you get your money back?"

[Gamatoby]

lol the sunbed girls from Final Destination in the back at 0:30

[mystery756]

@Gamatoby OMG I didnt notice til you said that xDDD

[Gamatoby]

@mystery756 lol you're welcome mate :)

[COLEGREENE]

More like this movie sucks

[julia8203]

Now I know why I watched Twilight - to enjoy this perfect parody!!!! :))) It was worth it!

[ELzu98]

i love twilight but i still think this is awesome :D

[star15987]

haha lady gaga is toooooo freaky!!!!!!:)



[Sweetlady2Plyr]

I love this movie it is so funny that when it came to stores i went and got it on DVD.

[Christy3096]

LMFAO!!! XD

Vampires do suck ! xD

[ASDFGS17]

"From the guys who couldn't sit through another vampire movie"

LMFAO

[GoldenBproductions]

just for u guys ill post a download link

[adamrawlings100]

No jacob's the best-SHOVEL

[Rathillda]

There's something wrong with the alice in here... I dont know what is it..=.=

[graciek100]

they don't even have a white guy in they're band!!!

ROTFL

[samar9196]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



[DemiLavatorocks1]

Vamps suck from other movies : new sun , daylight , fixing dawn LOL

[MyMslautner]

They say if u LOVE Twilight as much as i do u HATE this movie but damn this is so great The first one sucked dick the third one did two New moon was great

[Kratatosk]

This movie was hilarious "OMG edward is soooo yummy!"

[TheEfstratia]

I saw the movie and it's absolutely amazing.... I couldn't stop laughing!!!!

[Chessgamer2]

You know what's even more funny about this? The acting in Vampire's Suck was better than in Twlight. XD

[cutiegooni]

why everyone thinks we r the Black eyes peas?? haha