George Carlin - airline announcements excerpt [HQ]

[krnv4]

next how to use the toilet flush button lol

[brianCIM]

".....AND WHO MADE THIS MAN A CAPTAIN? Captain? He's a fucking pilot and let him be happy with that." Just the way he delivers that line, the timing, the facial expressions are just so damn funny. I wish you left it in but great post anyway. The whole thing is brilliant.

[Doberman9298]

where can I buy a "Fuck You" hat?

[Ueichen]

this video is missing something so i'm going to type it out:

COCKPIT

[austins830]

Seatbelt: High Tech Shit

[patmyer]

4 assholes



[JDRMMR]

THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER PERSON LIKE GEORGE CARLIN. MY BAND IS PUTTING TOGETHER A TRIBUTE SONG TO HIM.

[lukassnakeman]

i water landing isnt that unlikely, if the world's surface is 66.33333% water

[Davidrochat509]

why are good clips cut out??

[PremaritalSex1]

Another great line that was cut out... "Pre-suck my genital situation!"

[shantiponks]

i wanna go to pango pango

[Davidrochat509]

SUCH A FUNNY OLD SCHOOL FUCKER

[mariaskalle]

LOVE THIS MAN!!! God he is funny!! :D

[RatPfink66]

Wish he'd addressed the phrase "under the plane." That's what the stoopit people call the baggage hold. I don't want my bag tied to the belly and flapping around in the wind, I want it in the hold!

[cmak5]

why did you cut out "the flight deck, which is also called a COCK-pit"

[shadowstorm1989]

He also cut out "Pre-suck my genital situation!"

[goommm]

the time of pango pango looooooooooooool

[Krafterr4]

Anybody else hear a duck at 7:58 to 8:01? Somewhere in between there.

[w0ls0n]

@Krafterr4 I heard it.

[DameAudigeleoftheRN]

Southwest, United Airlines, and Delta Airlines disliked this video. "Air Marshall Carlin says 'GO FUCK YOURSELF!'"

[DartsRme312]

best part..."ok fine...but who's going to return the guy in the grateful dead t-shirt and the fuck you hat to his original upright position"

[Robmeistah13]

well nowadays, you wouldn't be able to board your plane with your arrowhead collection, even if you wanted to.

[TopBillin420]

Seatbelt, high tech shit!XD lmao

[FragGile]

ITS RUFUS.

[vincelangeli]

How to succeed in life:

1: Poke holes in the way people talk.

2: Make it funny.

Win.

[alevsener2]

"i'm getting IN the plane" AWW YEAH

George Carlin = WIN

[italiankilla58]

Comdey legand :) but is there a way to down load the whole video with out cutting out parts?

[Robmeistah13]

@italiankilla58 yes. he/she could have segmented the video into two parts and uploaded them separately without anything taken out.

[italiankilla58]

@Robmeistah13 exactly but eathier way george carlin is best comdian ever!!

[wolfkin71]

you cut out his best line , " Tell the Captain airmarshal Carlin says go FUCK yourself "

[xtonytonytonyx]

the fuck you hat LOL

[blaccat06]

just great, time and again..

[seaklaus]

Yes, well, @trycoun, everybody is a critic. How about a nice round of applause, a thank you to mario54671, and then post your own "perfect" clip. Just saying.

[mario54671]

Why the hell did you cut clips out???

[trycoun]

@mario54671

because the max size of a clip is 15 minutes, and i wanted to post this in one piece plus HD quality

[mario54671]

@trycoun Well...for one thing, it's not HD. Also, what may not be funny to you, may be funny to many others, so cutting out clips may upset your viewers who simply wanna see this funny segment, not a cut up version that tends to not make sense at times because of its cuts. For example, you cut out the "Captain" part, so then later on, when he says "more shit from the bogus captain," people who haven't seen this before won't get that. ;)

[SecretService80]

@trycoun Totally fine with me, but you cut out the whole "cockpit" bit.

[trycoun]

@SecretService80 : i know, i know....  :)

[SecretService80]

@trycoun I can't imagine why they wouldn't want to use a lovely word like "COCKPIT", can you?

...especially with all those stewardesses going in and out of it all the time!

[vincelangeli]

@trycoun

Well, couldn't you have just cut out the really long applause parts so you could keep all the jokes?

[trycoun]

@vincelangeli : should be worth a try, so hang in there

regards

[commander144]

@trycoun why did you cut out the COCKPIT part? you could have at least kept that

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[JO3DIGGA]

@trycoun actually u can put more than 15 minutes

[AAscension]

@trycoun

But this isn't HD-quality. It's just 240p.

[Soap360]

@trycoun BOOOOOOOOOO

[OnThatPowder]

@mario54671 i cant believe he cut out COCKPIT!! such a lovely word

[gagkraina]

1st viewer : P