Behemoth-Decade of Therion-Alternative Lyrics

[Mrcoolbean122]

ur so off its not even funny

[SniffSnaffSnugg]

Children puke dead meat :P

[ThePitrex15]

kto tu jest z Mega Mixu?

[therocky987654321]

lol



[MrOutPsycho]

Mentos lmao

[coolregulator]

I WANT! MARTHA´S! GARGOYLE-EMPIRE!!!!1

[B4MVfangirl1]

Lol, I WANT YOUR PIE!!!

[LordZeRMoN]

Darth Vader is strong !!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL !!!

Anyway, Behemoth RulZ! So this is not going to my favourites :)

[xXayfkmXx]

i tak nasza polska kaka demona wymiata :D

[hulkomania]

fuckin brilliant hahahaha

[ZurusTV]

GOLONKE MASZ PAN !

[SkotoSbyBishoP]

hahahhaah

Rofl lmao lol

Hail behemoth

[sonsomenso1]

Ha ha ha: And now he's dying of cancer!!!!

ha ha ha, fuck Nergal, fuck you all!

[digitalfreak123]

@sonsomenso1 go back to licking justin biebers balls

[sonsomenso1]

@digitalfreak123 Ok. Ha ha ha.

[NowSuckMySock]

@sonsomenso1 tou're just a faggot...being happy for the problems,serious problems of other people is so stupid,i hope that YOU get a cancer,that's what you deserve

[SkotoSbyBishoP]

@sonsomenso1

fuck you

[sonsomenso1]

@SkotoSbyBishoP Ok, baby; I ♥ you.

[KathyMetal92]

@sonsomenso1

Ha ha ha: His cancer is cured :D

Dumbass. HAIL NERGAL AND HAIL BEHEMOTH!

[sonsomenso1]

@KathyMetal92 Me aburro.

[xxmusicxxaddictedxx]

what load of old shit

[Vodkametalhead]

Where's the stupid shadows of fagness?

[Vodkametalhead]

Where'S the stupid shadows of fagness?

[aikhooligan]

fucking awesome. i have never laughed so hard. good work.

[deathmetalfan91]

@winniethecunt92 one of the best missheard lyrics videos i have ever seen, fucking hilarious.

[666Eternus666]

xD Darth Vader is strong

[physchohead24]

Courage: A talking night of dick. Dissaponted! Eagle tossong dead! A fork. One of my favorite parts!

[loofens]

"gives pie"

[physchohead24]

WE DENY OUR MONKEY!

[DaniBlazin]

Haha! I WANT YOUR PIE!!! -> There are some funny Cradle of Filth alternative lyric vids out there, too.

[physchohead24]

Ahh, that was funny. You made my day much better. Thumb up!

[CableGuyDude]

cookie.cookie.cookie.cookie.

[velardur]

shadow of fagness,...hahahahah

[roxzor1993]

but but.... its my pie D:

[NMRus95]

Darth Vader is strong! xDDDD

[lvsitiwdr]

YOU SWEAR IS IT LOVE 

[lvsitiwdr]

LMAO, the misheard lyrics subtitles nonsense are hilarious good job ROFLMAO

[mgierb]

kaka demona!

[123icecube]

Darth Vader i strong :D

[FatherNightRecords]

This is the best! Thanks for the great laugh!

[RX7FCTYPER]

stupid shadows of fagness XD

[MetalCrazyGoat]

???? whos martha????? lol

[limamomo1]

nice songs!!! XD

[youHaveNoChance]

"WHERE'S THE STUPID SHADOWS OF FAGNESS?" Sounds like a good album title.

[xxxhentaikingxxx]

I WANT MARTHA'S COFFEE TABLE NOW!!

[TheEvilWinter]

Children puke up dead meat. :P

[Giordie666]

Darth Vader is strong loooooool

[oorah6991]

I WANT YOUR PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

[martensmat]

lol Darth Vader is strong xD

[MetalCrazyGoat]

lol

[DTPoe]

Behemoth - Decade of Therion wersja alternatywna

[SomeKindOfPip]

roflmao.. I LOVE this. Good job!

[DrUniverse1]

It's my pie.

[xFuN17]

LOL!!!! I want marthas gargoile empire hahahahaha....

HE Says Apo pantos Kakodaimonos.. ΑΠΟ ΠΑΝΤΩΣ ΚΑΚΟΔΑΙΜΟΝΟΣ.. From everywere evil daimon.

[wroth1978]

Good song,shitty interpretation! Somebody is  full of puberty wisdom !!

[Griezzo]

he don't said what u write here

[MetalCrazyGoat]

does anyone know who esial is?

[giannis14b]

lol pantos kako daimomas.... greek worlds:PP

[DTPoe]

WE DESTROY ASIANS WITH SARS!!!!

[metallosissimo92]

ahahah this is amazing!!ahaha

[DTPoe]

Jajajaja the Darth Vader is strong and him putting his fist on his chest was priceless XD

[XIIIMeM]

ahahah.. amazing! this is one the funniest things i've seen in this period!

do it also ofr other Behemoth songs, please! XD

[bananotaku]

DARTH VADER IS STRONG:D:D:D ahahahaha zieja:D

[2012PL]

kaka demona xD :D

[madlo97]

I WANT YOUR PIE!!!...........LOL

[monika9939]

świetna wersja ;D nieźle się uśmiałam...

[Sierpor]

i heard " we destroy asians with silence "

[areen1222]

realone211

In alternative ver. 50% is english, 50% polish. If u wish i can translate ;)

[DTPoe]

Yeah I saw that one too but couldn't understand half of it. Still, the mexicans say my scrotum lies part was priceless XD

[Jarron555]

oh this made my day

[milotic1579]

hahaha darth vader is strong rofl  nice job \m/

[Waldirymonse]

I want your pie!!! lmfao

[areen1222]

Polish version is much better than it ; d

[SYLCIA23]

0:29 i hear "We destroy Asians with SARS, we destroy Asians with Sylas..."

[shrineofmadlaughter]

LMFAO! NICE!!!

thats what i hear more also

[AcolyteAndrys]

too bad this song hacked into my brain and the official lyrics are stucked there :P

funny thing tho :D

[taysmetallihullu92]

'With the christmas scythe, we will meet those famous small! Darth vader is strong!' x'D

[SteliosoMaltseh1]

ΑΠΟ ΠΑΝΤΟΣ ΚΑΚΟΣ ΔΑΙΜΟΝΑ \m/

[clownhc]

I want Martha's gargoyle legion. Lol

[19moira90]

well, I have to say that polish alternative version rox

[realone211]

Yea ... if you understand polish.

[SyntheticFilth]

I WANT YOUR PIIIIIE!!! wow this is a great one, cuz the lyrics actually make sense of some sort, not just random words thrown together!

[dThx1]

Ni chuja! Golonkę masz pan!!!

[Marcin242]

tak jest jak(..) Hitler nasz kraj xD

[THRASHMETALRAWWR]

hahahhaha this is amazing! it sounds exactly like it!!

[SteliosoMaltseh1]

απο παντος κακος δαιμονα=apo pantos kakos daimona why use the Greek languages?????

[SteliosoMaltseh1]

look.i m Christian orthodox but this song is excellent.this circle is from necronomicon????

[Daehmonyak]

"Darth Vader is strong"...

Dunno why, but this line came in a great part of the video, for Nergal retracts his arm, like he really meant to say that.

Great video, great misheard lyrics. ^^

[EvilPhallus]

It's awesome, but if U speak Russian - C my video

[ikem555]

I want your Pie!!!!

[SYLCIA23]

It should be: "We destroy Asians with SARS"

[dvnsix]

WHERE'S THE STUPID SHADOW OF FAGNESS?! :DDD Awsum.

[staticbeam]

I WANT YOUR PIE!

[n3crocannibal]

gahhh this song is old as tits, good song though

[metallosissimo92]

guys you are crazy but funny!i want your pie!!!

[thebarnar]

AHAHAHA I LOVED IT!

[Exarsh]

dark vader is strong HAHAHAHAHA

[JiggisProductions]

You suck too.. Lol.. All songs by Behemoth FTW!! \,,/

[goshish666]

shit

[Nakukukus]

Jeden z lepszych jego utworów! Myślę że Burzum i Behemoth są na tym samym - doskonałym - poziomie!

[DarkglowChannel]

in the beginning its not passport!!!!! it says ΑΠΟ ΠΑΝΤΟΣ ΚΑΚΟΔΑΙΜΟΝΟΣ!!! noob!!!! from everywhere bad demons

[norskBlackMetalftw]

you seriously thought that this was meant to be the words he is singing??? ...dude... thats bad....

[DarkglowChannel]

my friend i didnt think it was that. but these words are greek. and im greek so i know

[hijackChrist212]

its a joke

[realone211]

Dude ... this is parody of the lyrics .. We know its APO PANTOS KAKODAIMONOS.

[EdoCFH]

ahahahah spettacolare

[Giordie666]

finalmente un'italiano!xD

[EdoCFH]

xDxD faccio onore al paese,sta versione coi sotto titoli fà morire

[metallofolle]

mentos! carcoa devil eyes hahaha w behemoth

[NightTerrible]

POLAND ROX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[brucats]

@NightTerrible x2

[milox100]

bla bla shut up a little boy

[Death13darking]

Not funny !!!! -.-

[Asynastra]

"golonke masz pan, jak hitler nasz kraj", ei on to naprawde zaspiewal? ;p bo w tej wersji obrobionej jest ten tekst, i tutaj tez go slysze ^^

[shinji1991]

Nie, to w oryginale jest chyba "Follow the Mars path" ale nie jestem pewien ;]

[zly81]

Dude, if you could understand the polish version i guarantee you would piss yourself laughing =)

[WalClaypool]

i saw one video where the interpretation was mostly in polish, but the parts that were in english were pretty damn funny!

WE DENY YOUR MOUNTAIN!

WE DESTROY ASIANS, WITH SARS!!! lol

[Eksterminator]

I'm Polish - belive me that alternative Polish version is totally awesome :D

"WE DESTROY ASIANS, WITH SARS!!!" also LOL :D

[WalClaypool]

well would it be a bit much to ask for a translation? :D

[shinji1991]

Still want it? I can do it ^^

[WalClaypool]

dude that would be AWESOME! i would really appreciate it

[shinji1991]

Ok, you want it in Tipsu's video or PM?

[WalClaypool]

TIPSU!!!

[shinji1991]

ok, I'll do it today

[fengyentao]

behemoth naum toca massacra

[dimmuborgirkicks]

lightin up its a joke for fuck sakes. like my gawd it just a joke

[roninern]

dont mock behemoth.i am from croatia and they are very popular here so u assholes fuck off!!!

[Cabinkrawler]

yeh, this is quite funny but with all due respect some of the stuff doesnt sound like your interpretation, maybe an easier song would have been better? it isnt bad though.

[arakano]

This "interpretator" is a Dick! I feel he's mocking Behemoth more than trying to help anyone.

[FrauMeow]

Hehehe, aww. This was cute! Speaking as someone who likes Behemoth :P

[jondavisforeva]

wtf half of it dont even go man i rele dont envy ur life ....fucking awesome tho behemoth are teh sex

[pacothegame]

lol!!!!

[blodstainedritual6]

holy shit this is totally pathetic, who is this crap for?, for people without neurons?

[ckos555]

that sucks

[karatezombie]

Somebody push this guy's coffin out into the sun. He's low on vitamin D.

[childovSATAN6]

THe Mighy Behemoth should never be mocked in sucha a manner... you laugh at pure greatness, something none of you could understand...

[MorylowyManiek]

yeah right^^

[Jutains]

why so serious?

[Lacolith]

fed up, a towel, a spanking lit

lulz

[trashtropper]

I WANT YOUR PIE!

[Yhdyssanakoe]

darth vader is strong xD I WANT YOUR PIE!

[Sedith666]

zryj wlosy z penisa

[jankiel1234567]

beznadziejne

[darkthroneslave666]

genius!!

[Schelfhout93]

hahaha I want your pie! xD Love it

[408hck]

hahaha this shit kills me hahaha

[trx753124]

the polsih version of the misheard is much better cause i swear not all words i can hear here but the polish i can hear all

[johnarious]

ma0x0ax0ax0ax0a0 ruled man!

APO PANTOS KAKO DAIMONOS!

respect

[enemyofthethrone]

children puke dead meat, darth vader is strong...good stuff

[sharkygunsel]

I WANT YOUR PIE!

[lordnoah218]

I WANT MARTHRA'S GARGOYLE EMPIRE!!!

i fucking love this

[shanevahn]

lol nice

[Elintasokas]

Wheres the stupid shadows of fagness?

[anaalnathrakh]

i wat your pie , rofl.

[ymmet]

Darth Vader is strong, HAHAHA !!

[IronMaidenfanPL]

I think that polish version with lyrics are 200 times funny than this xD But this is cool too :)

[zomambik]

Hahahaha Wicked! Sausage for total freshness... how can you argue with that :)

[denat753]

what a pity that you do not understand polish! this version is quite good, but in my native language it's much better ;P

hail from Poland! \,,/

[Dumniezau]

haaahaaa good job

[chkboi314]

is he rom warcraft??? hes so damn ugly

[sidedead92]

in the refren is saying "apo pandos kako daimonos" ... which is greek ... not any other shit :) (anyway official is always better)

[Lifemocker]

*thelemic

[LordTJ666]

Eh. It could of used a lot more work, some parts fit in well, but majority didnt seem to fit in well.

[my00askim]

lepsze 100000000000000 krotnie polskie xD

[wiechuzgliwic]

Tak. "Kaka Demona" znacznie lepsza =] Ale to też nie najgorsze.

[SoPrediktable]

not that hard to hear what hes saying if u actually look at the lyrics

[baderomax]

Lol... How can u listen to that music? the words make - non sense... Just shouting without any point. Fuck this metal or what ever it is

[TormentedxRain]

Your just a peice of shit, that don't know what you're talking about. Ignorant worm of society, that will never comprehend such things, being spoken to him. Go die in a hole fucking filthy human.

[00LuBu00]

If you stop it exactly at 1:31, his face looks... odd

[WalClaypool]

yeah he looks like an alien or something

[666Fortvilelse666]

"Darth Vader is strong".........lol

[animejeelal]

i loled there too haha

holy shit

[MiPiaceStarnutire]

I WANT YOUR PIEEEEEEEEEE!

[dronatar]

I WANT MARTHAS GARGOYLE!

[3027085]

I WANT MARTHAS GARGOYLE LIMONADE!!

lol xD