Aliens - Ultimate Badass

[KeIIinator]

I HOPE I CAN SAVE U IN COLONIAL MARINES HUDSON! i hated ALIEN 3 for killing Hicks, Newt, Bishop and Ripley! U WILL BE THE ONLY THING LEFT THAT WILL MAKE ME HAPPY! damn they need to REMAKE ALIEN 3. the 3rd an forth movie sucks so bad! the first 2 r originally great!

[HuDaFuK]

State-of-the-badass-art.

[Warrior7662]

someone got excited when he said: "sonic electronic ballbusters."

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[TheTwilliamson1234]

you always got to have sharp sticks :)

[clarkkent0]

He's a perfect representation of the US military, ultimate tough guy so long as he has all his weaponry, then the ultimate pussy crying for momma when his guns are gone.

[PeteLogan69]

@clarkkent0 Kinda like civilians and rag heads.

[rylege]

@clarkkent0 Ok what military are you suggesting is truly badass today?

[DerNerver]

can someone explain this arrow-knee joke i dont understand X(( (sorry for bad english)

[ITherealMarcomanI]

@DerNerver Die Stadtwachen im Fantasyspiel Skyrim sagen das ab und zu. Sie waren auch mal Abenteurer wie der Spielheld, aber dann bekamen sie ein Pfeil ins Knie und wurden öde Wachen. ;-)

[ITherealMarcomanI]

@SkinoReturns Skyrim fanboy. ^^

[xxM4ST3RCH33Fxx]

The sharp sticks make me laugh

[Pandorum4000]

Hudson is the ultimate badass!

[StargateMunky]

total badass having weapons you never even fuckign use in the film

[daweller]

Bill Paxton... killed by an Alien, killed by a Predator, killed by a Terminator!

[rsicojack]

@daweller we never saw him get killed by the alien just draged away

[hsieh811]

How do I get out of this chicken shit outfit ?!

[lolopieman124]

tactical smart missiles nukes knives. yes, but you forget one thing you need when in an alien hive, a mirror

[TheDarkshadow427]

he's the ultimate badass an hour later he died

[343xbv]

@TheDarkshadow427 he lasted longer than almost everyone else

[WarOfSalvation]

@343xbv Its possible he's still alive, but about 99% unlikely.

[TheAle89515]

One of these days they're going to remake this movie. And it's going to anger me.

[jezmuff]

Hey Ripley, don't worry! Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you!

[xDangerMouse95x]

@jezmuff i love the "Yay" in the background after that

[mrhiide]

Looks like the ultimate bad ass got fucked :D

[Aleon38]

@mrhiide hahahahahaha they should do an aliens in five seconds trailer with this bit in it and then five seconds later the alien with its hand around his mouth dragging him beneath the floor underneath the grating hahahaha

[thejonathan130]

hahaha our modern day weaponry and armor is more advanced than what they have... 

[benarutos]

I was kinda hoping for him to be like "I am an ultimate badass!" and then the ship shakes and he starts screamin like a bitch!

[Enderwiggan1]

Oh Hudson..... will you ever secure that shit :-)

[dangkoen]

Anyone noticed Hicks is awake in the background when Paxton is talking :D

[TheGreaterGood80]

....and you get brought to your knees by a bunch of sharp-toothed extraterrestrial mouth rapists

[soberek]

Minutes later Duke Nukem' badass Hudsun is, like: Where's Apone? Where's Apone??? Sergeant' gone, let's get the fuck outa here!!!  BANG, BANG, BANG !!! LET'S GO MARINES !!! ...........Hudson was really a pussy. But at least he had the best death scene in that film. And a great last line: FUCK U !!! Paxton just nailed this role. Huge respect.

[gmodman1701]

Obviously this chickenshit herpaderp never met Riply.

[theworstgoodpuppy]

Tactical smart missiles, sonic electronic ballbusters, nukes, knives, sharp sticks, but no night vision googles.

[ITherealMarcomanI]

@theworstgoodpuppy But infrared.

[theworstgoodpuppy]

@ITherealMarcomanI Yeah, that's true, but they turned out to be useless.

[ITherealMarcomanI]

@theworstgoodpuppy I know. ;-)

[magnum1165]

"phase plasma pulse rifles"? Wow I've been watching this movie for years and just realized that was a terminator reference

[xIegionx]

Look at Vasquez. She's not impressed.

[Superlodahl]

A thousand years into this future this movie will STILL be epic & awesome! \o/

[SgtAponeUSCM]

Bill Paxton should of been in and totally continue this role in Avatar.

Just play as the bald guy in Avatar, he had the "get some, i am the badass" attitude.

[Meevinman]

Independently targeting multiple beam phalanx, FVOW!

[IIIJFRIII]

"sharp sticks" lol

[fL0bbasHn0ba97]

I am the ULTIMATE fatass

we got pixie stix

we got choclate donuts

twinkies and extra large gumballs

you do NOT wanna eat with me!!!!

[RiddickTWO]

@fL0bbasHn0ba97 lmao

[lunarGsight]

sonic e-lectronic ballbreakers!

[Ragitsu]

They had sharp sticks? Why didn't they use them?

[wooki33man]

@Ragitsu My only guess is because the Aliens had sharp-everything. Even a drunken Marine with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome wouldn't try using a sharp stick against something designed by H. R. Giger. Well maybe Drake.

[CIarKent]

they got phased plasma rifles? than why the hell didn't they use them ???

[1983Dave1983]

@CIarKent, I think most of that shit that Hudon was going on about went down with the ship lol

[CIarKent]

@1983Dave1983 if that stuff was only on that shuttle it would be of no use to them anyway inside that complex

[1983Dave1983]

@CIarKent, they could of used the sharp sticks when the aliens ambused them from the ceiling...

[GrayLeader2184]

Hudson: the original douchebag.

[lundwed]

cracked cracked crackedy cracked

[Ihateabuse1]

I am the ultimate badass! That's why I don't need any damn night vision goggles! They are for pussies!

[Watzitoya]

Do you have some fucking night vision googles? Hm?! For when, you know, are wandering through a fucking corridor with a flashlight that can easily be turned obsolete by lighting a match because movie flashlights are like wet candles? HM?! ALIENS!? EVENT HORIZON?!

[steelfuser]

@Watzitoya Haha, you're dumb. You read the same article I did on cracked.com, followed the link to this video and tried to make yourself look cool by posting a comment with what the author said in his piece. You even went as far as to include Event Horizon (also in the article) in your post.

You fail at witty and thought provoking comments on youtube GTFO.

[dirtknees]

@steelfuser you fail at life...BLUBLUBLBUBUBLUMMMMM TAAAAANG

[rdaines1]

when exactly did space marines get issued high school football pads?

[criticaldoza]

We got Nightvision Goggl- oh wait...

[tagdsup]

Large Marge se- I mean, Cracked sent me

[1tonghost]

ala Cracked.com:

Lasers, flying APCs, sonar, flamers, f'ing head cams w/ vital stats in logistical support, but alas, no night vision...

[Xenomorphine]

@1tonghost Incorrect! They had IR. :)

It's just that the creatures weren't displaying a thermal signature, that's all.

[link000000]

Bad ass huh? Wheres ur Night-Vision or infrared tex?

[dmoneytron]

but no night vision goggles pshh, that's so 20th century.

[keppe888]

i was watching this, and suddenly i realized that this guy talks in exactly the same way the epic mealtime guy talks about his food, bacon strips in particular

[ShadowWolf202]

@keppe888 We got tactical smart missiles, phase plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, and BACON! With some CUSTOM JACK DANIELS SAUCE!

[MrCoThread]

Cracked Sent Me Here.

[07CantonaKing]

the ultimate badass is actually sleeping during hudson's speech.

[xDeathshardx]

Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?

[TheUnsnobbed]

@xDeathshardx No. Have you?

[WarOfSalvation]

It sucks that they were this enthusiastic, and nobody survived :P

[commando414]

too much badass!

[gugvg]

@MaverickIMC I apologize for making a grammar error in my post. I wasn't aware that it was that important to you.

[KidaMilo89]

hicks is one of my favs to. (Michael Biehn)

[KidaMilo89]

0:36 Apone: Sombody wake up Hicks.

[losthaze]

....do you have acid proof body armor?

[FoolyCoolyMabase]

@losthaze ...but that ain't for ultimate badasses...

...check it out...

[PREDLeader]

@losthaze I do :D

[kblargh]

somebody wake up hicks

[0n3m4n4rm33]

He said, "phase plasma pusle rifles" thats some shit form the terminator...

[DGneoseeker1]

@0n3m4n4rm33 Yep. You know, I always wondered about this. Is the M41-A meant to be called something other than a pulse rifle? Maybe the pulse rifle was a completely different weapon. It would explain why the novels always refer to the M41-A as a "carbine".

[0n3m4n4rm33]

@DGneoseeker1 I have also heard the M41-A pulse rifle referred to the Aeon Pulse Rifle. i suppose that was what the a was to stand for.

[heihachi991]

Oh, he must be rolling in the pussy.

[0lionheart]

Hudson's got the attitude of some of the old Vietnam-era GI's -- arrogant and cocky when the going's good, and defeatist when the tables turn. He's an ace character in that regard, as opposed to the others who are the calm and serious badasses.

[WarOfSalvation]

The Queen didnt really, have to have been holding eggs. It could've laid eggs just as easily.

[TotalBunghole]

@WarOfSalvation Eh, not really. The Queen was separated from her Ovipositor, which is what Queens use to lay eggs.

My theory: The facehuggers were hidden under the Queen's crest, and bailed out before she crawled out of the landing gear. They hid until the characters were in hypersleep, made their move, and voila! Alien 3!

[WarOfSalvation]

@TotalBunghole Well, another theory could be that the Queen wasn't the only alien to hitchhike onto the ship. I mean, who's to say two facehuggers didn't just hop on with the Queen?

[TotalBunghole]

@WarOfSalvation That theory is basically what mine is. Either way, Alien 3 is not a paradox, but legit.

[WarOfSalvation]

@TotalBunghole Agreed.

[sammallory79]

@TotalBunghole ya well I like to think the comic book series from 1989 by Dark Horse was a better sequel.

[CitySkin09]

Starts talking shit like this early in the film but winds up a scared little bitch towards the middle of the film...

[CeruleanDragon1]

Someone should edit this together with later parts of the movie where they're getting their asses handed to them and in particular Hudson's whining.

[amazo88]

0:44 epic facepalm. lmao

[TheGlow101]

At first I was like "Check it Out !", then I was like "Game over man, GAME OVER !"

[kchaney56]

too choppy

[zaikoji]

"where did the eggs on the sulaco come from?"

Well, the queen detached herself from her abdomen in the hatchery, but there were eggs everywhere right? She's got two large arms, and a set of smaller limbs below those. she also produces a lot of gloop right? so isn't it conceivable that she carried or stuck a couple of eggs to herself?? she's got a big complicated torso there so.. well isn't it "possible"??

[SniperKillerS2010]

bout those nukes there

[Gilgamesh238]

So why exactly didn't they use the "independently targeting particle beam phalanx" on any of the aliens?

[carig121]

@Gilgamesh238

well they didn't just had time for it i suppose, if i remember well after the first attack of aliens the APC was destroyed by the crash of the dropship with all armament inside, later they just managed to save some stuff from the wreck like the sentry guns you can see in another one scene of directors'cut

[Dagg215]

Yeah, you say that to yourself when the game's over.

[OldSkoolgamerz]

Funny thing is that the tactical missiles were never used. =P

[grooveclubhouse]

@OldSkoolgamerz Nor the sonic electronic ball breakers..

[Crystasorrow]

LOL I crack up every time Hudson says sharp sticks haha

[hardgayfamily]

We got knives, SHARP STICKS!

[jkr2680]

"State of the BadAss Art!"



[ChrisRane]

"Somebody wake up Hicks.."

[Jayskiallthewayski]

I can see why they cut the parts that they did, like this one.

[ClifftonBeach]

Cameron's dialog is still cheesy as hell

[wcdornez]

LOL

[UnleashTheChickens]

What I don't understand is when Ripley goes to save Newt why didn't she look for Hudson she could've saved him but nooooo all she cared about was the girl

[chiefster11]

@UnleashTheChickens she probably didnt know he was still alive but a possible chance was he already had chestburster in him

[bankotsu82]

@UnleashTheChickens lmao i never thought of that!

[grooveclubhouse]

@UnleashTheChickens newt had that wrist tracker. so Ripley could track her but there was no way to track Hudson.

[EduEnYT]

"we've got nukes, we've got sticks..."

"knock it off hudson"

"no, CHECK IT OUT"

[Aleckts]

If I owned a store, I'd want him for my first salesperson.

[IIIJFRIII]

"Sharp sticks" lolol

[gugvg]

eally the egg being on the sulaco at the end of Aliens makes no since because if that was the case that means that when the queen snuck on to thier escape ship she would had to of been carrying two eggs wwith her the whole time which we cleary know she didnt have when she came up the elevator. so where did those eggs come from?

[ITherealMarcomanI]

@gugvg Yes, your´re right, it makes no sense.

[arosebud]

But you forgot that the queen ailen egg is a badass AND state-of-the-art organism.

State-of-the-badass-art...

[stubert311]

@gugvg most people think that burke programmed bishop to fly them up. thats why he was late picking up ripley

[LukeLovesRose]

@stubert311

That would have been impossible by itself. That's just another fucking lame-ass excuse from people, trying to justify why a turd was laid on the coolest lawn in science-fiction.

[WarOfSalvation]

@gugvg Maybe she laid more eggs? We're never given the exact time that flight was, plus, we're not sure how long it takes a Queen to form eggs and lay them.

[Landofconfusion2008]

@gugvg A wizard did it.

[69crafty]

@gugvg it's a MASSIVE plot hole! alothough i do have a soft spot for Alien3.

[Posterdude95]

@gugvg

they came from the idiot who directed alien 3 :( lol.

[Billywask]

@gugvg It was fox's way of saying to James Cameron "Fuck you, and all your characters... were just in this for the money!"

[MaverickIMC]

@gugvg Sure. Makes no since. No since at all.

[orochirel]

@gugvg Burke maybe? Or Bishop?

[jkr2680]

@gugvg maybe the aliens sneaked it on the ship to spread their colony elsewhere..... just a thought

[W0lfenstrike]

@gugvg you're right, that didn't made absolutely any sense at all, especially because we don't see ANY egg at the end of Aliens, they were added in Alien 3 and we all know how much sense that movie made.

[CIarKent]

@gugvg the only explanation is that Bishop secretly brought an egg with him to the ship. maybe the Company's programming kicked in forcing him to do whatever necessary to preserve the alien

[DanFrederiksen]

@gugvg there was no egg seen at the end of the movie. if you are talking about a hypothetical alien 3 then that's another matter but that movie was never made.

[bennyenglish]

@gugvg Your completely right the premise of number 3 was shit-tacular and infact it was supposed to be able Hicks as the lead character helping organise a colony into a fighting force against the aliens as they felt Ripley happening to bump into the Aliens over and over seemed a little stupid. However execs at Fox felt it was to big a risk so we got Aliens 3...fucking Fox

[Lordofthepastries]

@gugvg I always insist that Alien 3 never happened.

[poisonstrudel]

@Lordofthepastries I just didn't watch it so I dont have to live through what happens

[Der0Nibelung]

"We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks"

BWAAAH!!!!

[makemap]

@Der0Nibelung Knives and sharp sticks that melt after 1 contact.

[Der0Nibelung]

@makemap

Poor Hudson, that's what happens when you miss office meetings.

[SpinningFaithProject]

Lance Henriksen and Bill Paxton have the best freaking resumes in the world! They were androids, cops, space marines, and they were both killed by a Terminator, Predator, and Alien!!

[LukeLovesRose]

What an arrogant ass. LOL.You've gotta love Hudson. And to think, he'll be pissing and shitting in his shorts within the next 30 to 40 minutes. lol.

What I loved is Hudson's transformation. He goes from this wise-ass, arrogant douche to the biggest, whiniest pussy in the universe to the ultimate, bad-ass idiot in the room. Bravo to Paxton and James Cameron for creating this wonderful, classic character.

[TheVengefulGod]

ahahah "we got knives, sharp sticks" Fucking badass .

[DarkTemplR]

Alien was horror, Aliens was a war movie, David Fincher made a very good thriller-like Alien3, Resurrection was like a parody of these movies, intentionally, also very good. You just don't understand some things, they are above you, no shame in that. Also, you must understand that you cannot save someone for ever. You can only save them for another day, maximum. Bringing back Newt and Hicks, hehe, I hope you'll never publish anything you wrote.

[LukeLovesRose]

@DarkTemplR

Seriously? You're gonna tell a fan of Alien and Aliens that he or she doesn't understand why Alien 3 doesn't SUCK?? Seriously?

People watch Aliens and maybe even Alien for its characters. You may not, that's fine. But, when people who grow to care about these characters watch the same studio that helped bring them to the screen kill off said characters in the most cheap, lame way possible, just to have an excuse to move forward with the project, that hurts!

[LukeLovesRose]

@DarkTemplR

I understood perfectly well what happened in the creation of that dog turd, Alien 3. It's not hard to figure out. Someone, whether its Sigourney or some other idiotic executive said that characters like Newt and Hicks are worthless. They only hold up the story. They only keep the film from being scary. Yada, yada. So, they decide to cut them out. Period.

Then, they go and give the worst possible fucking explanation for their deaths in a mysterious egg that had no reason to be.

[LukeLovesRose]

@DarkTemplR

So, when you have shitty executive decisions and shitty creative decisions, all displayed within the first 10 minutes of Alien 3, yeah, I think that just summed up the entire POS movie from then on.

I mean, for Christ's sake, they show Newt getting a fucking autopsy. That is not what fans of this movie wanted to see. I swear, there were actually families going to Alien 3, because of the mother/ daughter relationship of Ripley and Newt. FAMILIES.

[pblomgren]

Somebody wake up Hicks..

[phoenixaltar]

somebody wake up hicks

[WeylandYutaniInc91]

"We got tactical smart missiles, phased plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic BALL BREAKERS! We got nukes, we got knifes, sharp sticks!"

[SJLGG]

love the sarge and hudson.... sarge for correcting his ass all the time and hudson for being who he was in teh whole movie.

[Iconoclast12100]

The ultimate fat ass?

[hudsonHwk]

do not wanna fuck with me;]

[couchfort]

Man... I really wanna watch Aliens again.

[c3nty2]

FWAPP!

Only way Aliens could have been more cool: if we got to see the particle beam phalanx in action. :)

[narutofan769]

I AM THE ULTIMATE FAST ASS!

[1985browneyedgirl]

Yep 'the ultimate badass' in theory - then when the shit hits the fan he turns into a worthless ass!

[TsarSamuil]

Thank you Hudson, everything I needed for my camping trip, that will be all.

[QuarantaSette47]

No, Anton Chigurh is the ultimate badass!

[baronbuttox]

say "check it out" one more time, i dare you, i double dare you

[McLarenMercedes]

Funny how Hudson turned into a whining pessimist from this, after the first attack by the aliens.

Whatever happened to the "ultimate badass"? No wonder Hudson's just a private.

[scorchx3000]

@McLarenMercedes

It's called fear, imagine you're fighting the talliban for 3 years as a SAS commando, then fighting a bunch of xenomorph and having your squad killed, let's see how you cope.

[McLarenMercedes]

@scorchx3000

I thought seasoned veteran soldiers (especially an unit of elite marines) don't feel fear. First time in battle, sure, but after a while it gets to be routine killing and routine dying. That's war

Wow, are there "space-talibans" too in the future? Besides, talibans in general are mountain men and poorly equiped, so they are not much of a challenge on even terms. Facing another elite unit? Now that is a challenge

Some are just brave when they are winning easily. When that stops..

[scorchx3000]

@McLarenMercedes

when that stops, they turn into Hudson.

[McLarenMercedes]

@scorchx3000

Lol. Too true.



[LivingForce]

@McLarenMercedes James Cameron basically wanted to show, superior firepower or not, hit and run attacks a la Viet Cong (since this took place in the 80s and Vietnam was still very fresh in America's mind) can make the strongest of soldiers cave under pressure.

[GLaDoSable]

I seriously cried when Hudson died. I mean, he was awesome!!