Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

[joshuamyler]

I AM DAVE! YOGNAUT! AND I HAVE THE BALLS!

[MrN3wman]

I love how "Jizz in My Pants" is in the related videos....

[thebuckrogers22]

the man who made this tea famous in my opinion

[olstar18]

@thebuckrogers22 Fraid he was much to late for that. It was already big in britain and even before its namesake was given it on a trip to india it was popular there.

[lectrick]

Did anyone else start drinking this tea because of Picard?

[Nightmancyr]

@lectrick My brother did, when he was only about 10! And it has been his beverage of choice ever since. So naturally I have it set as the message alert tone for him on my phone. :o)

[olstar18]

@lectrick Nope. Prefer green and white tea.

[soupdragon151]

@lectrick no, I'd been drinking it years before that. But if it makes it better known in the US thats fine by me.

[Hairysteed]

Makes me wish I wasn't a coffee person!

[nepomusik]

Coffee black.

[Fuleadeare]

@nepomusik

Amen! 

[olstar18]

@nepomusik What roast?

[weiwei6969]

fail

[tamagirllaura1]

ummmmmm

[theresidentone]

Best 3 seconds evrar.

[akumaten]

Earl Grey tea is awesome (with a little lemon)

[cmonutube]

someone needs to invent a machine like this

[mREMiRO]

Just saw this episode.. again =P

To the poster that said that Picard made him start drinking Earl Grey, I've done exactly the same but with mint tea, which is what T'pol is drinking.

[spontaneoussam2]

strong stuff :D

[dancingguyinc]

make it so.

[dapenguin2]

"Tea,Earl Grey.Hot."

"Make it yourself"

"NO! NOOOOOOO!" aha i love first contact

[JosvanEgmond]

Hawt.

[zachray263]

They need the Voyager replicator going :

"Make it yourself." and then have Picard give his famous angry yelling No reply

[torrobinson]

For the longest time after watching through Seasons 1-7, I called tea "Tea Earl Grey Hot"

[Scottieonfire]

i saw this episode on Spike a few days ago. good episode.

[E11EVEN72]

I just made some Earl Grey. =]

[linuxdude11]

me 2 :D

[bshmaudio]

i just made tea. earl grey. hot. i add a little honey though.

[BloodBrotherUSMC]

If you order something from the replicator so often, couldn't you assign numbers? Like, to get hot Earl Grey tea, you say "Computer, I'd like a number 7"

[Rhacman]

"tea, earl grey, hot" is already pretty succinct. The whole video is literally 2 seconds long ;)

[Draknfyre]

@BloodBrotherUSMC

Yes, in fact 7 does exactly this. Ordering "Nutrional Supplment # (whatever)". But I guess they figured they liked having Picard order it specifically, or that hearing him order "Number (whatever)" sounded dumb.

[quikgamer]

I would give anything to see him say..

Beer, Miller High Life, Cold.

[greenpenguino]

Picard: Tea earl grey hot

Computer: Make it yourself

Data: LOL

[cmonutube]

@greenpenguino LOL

[quikgamer]

Tea. Earl Grey, hot!

[FirstEvil666]

I had my first Earl Grey in January this year. With some sucker and Lemon juice and i was hooked. Since that time it's one of my favorite teas

[foil1212]

Honestly, with earl grey, I need a little milk. That way it's pretty good. Not a lot, just a little.

[tf2whackyengineer]

@foil1212 When I watched TNG as a kid, Picard is the one who got me into drinking Earl Grey. A bit of milk and enough sugar to make it sweet is my favorite.

[mastgrr]

@foil1212 Earl grey with milk is awesome.

[Muppetfreak]

@foil1212 While I respect your decision to have your tea however you want it, I have to say that the idea of milk in tea of any kind totally skeeves me out.

[WombleMan]

@Muppetfreak Indeed.

[CosmosFan1]

Someone should make a compilation of several times when he says it. Also, I had Earl Grey for the first time last night. It was ok. Not good enough to drink one a day.

[OuroborosChoked]

Does anyone have a clip of the first time he orders Earl Grey and he has to specify everything about it, like the temperature and stuff? I can't find that anywhere... and I don't even know what episode it's from. Encounter at Farpoint maybe?

[thegoodgeneral]

I think it's actually someone else and they're asking for water. It's either Deanna Troi or a Romulan... I remember very specifically they ask for the water to be 72 degrees.

[OuroborosChoked]

That can't be right... 72 degree water? That's room temperature! Bleh! Who'd want room temperature water?

[thegoodgeneral]

Hahaha. OK, either 72 or 70, but yeah, it wasn't very cold! (I tried looking it up, I only got Troi answering "I don't care what temperature it is" in one of the movies. Now I'm thinking it's the human who defected to the Romulans who went back to the Enterprise, though I'm really not sure.)

[cecasander]

Actually, 72 degrees is well above room temperature - it's around hot tea temperature in fact. In the 24th century even Americans use the metric/celsius system ;)

[thegoodgeneral]

Typically, they use Kelvin in Star Trek, but I've seen them use both Celcius and Fahrenheit.

Star Trek is an American show not produced in the 24th century, and neither the Romulan or Troi being American, I'm not too sure what your referencing Americans has to do with this. ;)

[linuxdude11]

to quote Spock: it seemed logical

[thegoodgeneral]

Ahem, sorry.

It seems he does have to specify the first time he comes across a replicator.

"Tea, please."

"Please specify variety."

"Earl Grey."

"Please specify temperature."

"Hot."

It must be Encounter at Farpoint, where they tried to wow the audience with all the new technologies.

Although, again, there is an episode where someone asks for water, is asked to specify the temperature, answers something, to which the comp says "Please specify in degrees" or something. ;)

[AisuSeijin]

Someone needs to make a "sparta remix" out of this.

[kvn8907]

Nah, I think one Next Generation song is fine.

"Captain Jean Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise. M-M-Ma-M-Make it so, make it so. He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one could interrupt him it was really quite hipnotic, notic, notic..." :-D

[spork24601]

Someone should make a compilation of every time he says it.

[0megaPhr0g]

I like Earl Gray - black tea with a touch of Bergamot Citrus. I can't wait until they invent a machine that can just beam it in front of you so that I don't have to boil water any more.

[Shakleton42]

It's called replicator and technically it's not beaming. (Although there ARE huge similarities, to be fair)

[gobears1987]

Both utilize matter-energy equivalence

[Shakleton42]

Replicating is used for food, decoration, tools, components and so on. Beaming is also used for that, too but furthermore for living creatures.

Living creatures, such as humans, can't be replicated, because they need a lot more details to be saved which you can't store in a ships's database.

(Would be funny though. The redshirt's dead? Let's replicate a new one!)

Food doesn't need as much detail to taste the same so you can permanently store the pattern on your ship without problems.

[pahwraith]

technically, they could........the transporter can obviously store every single molecule in your body and well transport it across space. They could easily make copies.

[NairneJohnston]

The transporter is merely a container for the molecules, to replicate it you'd need some kind of outside assistance to which end the transporter doesn't have. There fore you cannot replicate humans with a transporter

[pahwraith]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh................­.THOMAS RIKER.

[reetin]

he does have a point.

[hazybear]

this is the best video on youtube

[phitdemon]

Agreed!

[killaloz]

agreed!

[jocbor]

i also totally agree

[Selinja]

On 28th July 2009, there are 15.318 people who agree!

[test123ok]

@hazybear Most efficient video : Maximum pleasure in minimum time

[foil1212]

yeah, but I'm one of those fans duped by one of those assholes. D:

[BarryDennen12]

I'm not lying,

but if you rename this video to "Star Trek XI Trailer", it WILL get 200000 views.

Don't ask me how I know that. *ahem*

[RoteHaareMann]

...thats over 9000!