Alt Text: Episode 1

[sparklingcider302]

what happened to alt text? did it just stop getting filmed?

[toddjgreenwald]

Too self-aware and full of false wit. FAIL.

[havron4lostroxxx]

thats hott

[0ironfist]

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[iluvtheweriedones]

this is boaring wat r uguys talkin about wow this stuff suckz!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW PEOPLE!!!!!

[Bengosha7410]

DUDE!! you killed a cat girl by bringing real logic into a fantasy game :(

[Stingchu1]

i laugh, i cry, i bust a gut. dude, im an A+ blood type person and u just made me laugh. u kno what this means? this means that you've done a VERY good job here.

[williamtom0]

"also a llama"

[TheMattwolf]

This whole series is made of awesome. It makes me miss Brunching Shuttlecocks something fierce.

[snakeoi1sean]

Bladejula (sp?) makes me think of a sword that sucks the target/victim's blood while you're using it to stab them. A-

Greater Bladejula A

Greater Keen Bladejula with fishing attachment A+

[Boleniana]

"Or I guess you have lived until then."

[Boleniana]

Shark astronaut? AWESOME.

[ninjamania12345]

LOL

[ninjamania12345]

LOL

[MixedStudios]

and that's why its called a game. Your not supposed to take it this serious.

[bobbycorwen]

he's doing it for fun because its funny

[allmuppetcaligula]

Lore Sjoberg is cute!

[alexsq2]

also llamas lol!

[SpeedClips]

I lost you at

"Boomerang,"

I don't understand a thing you are

talking about.!

[bbadjosh]

lol hl2 reference: lungfish

[kilereren]

Lungfish are real animals, dude

[ShatboxProductions]

Awesome.

[kilereren]

What's a mum?

[magicflyinlemur]

I swear, I'm getting that Dental Assistant's Sword of The Lungfish if I have to run Tedium Caverns 4000 times to get it.

[lestat112233]

ehh(shoulder shrug)

[Down10]

Lore! Haven't seen you in a while!... Glad you grew back your signature goatee. Your ratings just aren't the same without it.

[Mintz08]

GG Lore. Loved it.

[sammo365]

woot Republic Commando quote!  Right?

[RedFenceMagazine]

Lore on video? Wooohooooo!

More, please.

[whateverduncare]

too awesome and too true

[ShoeUnited]

I have waited so long for more Ratings, more Lore Brand comics. Thank you Lore Sjöberg.

*I even remembered the Umlat!*

-Shoe

[thortheror]

You have to make more of these. The world hasn't had enough Lore since Brunching Shuttlecocks closed up. Go WIRED!

[EssThree]

lol, rating a character's weapons is a pretty neat idea. I mean, rating games? Anyone can do that. But non-tangible items? DIFFICULT.

[PeskyKiller]

He's like a not as fast talking, American version of Yahtzee from Zero Punctuation; which is a good thing!

[pri32us]

This man's voice is incredible.

[vidiusarcadius]

2:18, jicama next to bombs and grenades LOL XD

[tarhun]

03:09 oh god jowls please never nod fast again Yahtzee never does that

[poonujk]

omfg ur so hilarious

[loresjoberg]

Kids, kids, if you click on my name and check out "The Ratings: Legion of Doom" and "The Ratings: State Quarters Part 7," you'll see that I was doing this sort of thing months before Zero Punctuation started. Nobody's plagiarizing anybody.

Bonus points for spelling "plagiarism" correctly, though.

[EToaster]

I think they lose those points for not actually knowing what plagiarism is though.

[KoroOutbreak]

Wow. Plagiarism. It's not even good.

[snk1313]

Stop stealing from people with more talent than you.

You are disgustingly fat and ugly and no woman will ever love you, you should kill yourself because you are talentless, ugly, and plagiarizing Zero Punctuation.

Go fuck a dog in the ass, then shoot yourself in the head. Don't leave a suicide note either, because it will probably be an unfunny waste of time like this video.

[MisterCode69]

50 DKP MINUS! You are not Zero Punctuation!

[charliearmorycom]

Yay! It's so great to hear your voice again! Finally I can stop listening to The Björk Song on continuous repeat.

[imnickim]

haha ur a funny guy

THUNDER CATS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ipsenaut]

Very glad to see this back. Ratings were one of my favorite features of Brunching, then I followed the site, then I bought the book, and now here we are again.

Reunited, and it feels so good.

[mcslug]

SHARKULA would've been a better name, or bearmanpigsword

[SeventhEve]

Nicely done! Can't wait for the next one.

[LexPendragon]

Lore, you regrew your hair especially so you'd match Lore Brand Lore, didn't you?

[SolGrundy]

Extra bonus points for use of "boomerangeur."

[ZMannZilla]

This makes me very happy in so many ways.

[stev042]

Video ratings: You not only get the words, which are worth an A+ right there, but also Lore's inflection (like the podcasts), PLUS you get to see Lore waggle his eyebrows. A+

[Boleniana]

There's Alt Text podcasts?!

[JohnnnyCanuck]

The Ratings Return! Lore, you're nothin' but awesome.

[jimmyrcom]

hahaha good.