Let's Play Daikatana 01: Suck it Down

[Pohmell18]

This is amazing game even tho it's bad, really bad xD but it was bad in the good way. It was so difficult that it took me half a year to compleate it. All the puzzles and sh!t i had to figure out.

Had a good times with it figuring out stuff by accident with buddies

[TheRyanReilly]

Oh great. Your voice just killed my dog. ARE YOU HAPPEH NOW

[TheRyanReilly]

You should stop talking. I imagine you were trying to be appealing with the voice but you are killing everyone.

[coolman9899]

@TheRyanReilly hes not killing me I find him funny and his voice is awesome

[TheRyanReilly]

@coolman9899 I think your life is awesome and is clearly not full of fail. Also, I am not trying to be a prick but it appears as if you might be interested in sucking OP's cawk. Might want to get that checked out

[coolman9899]

@TheRyanReilly hardly,344 people also think the same way. Also I was just saying how your flawed logic is about how your saying NOBODY likes it. If you wanna be a cunt, do it elsewhere like on your empty channel.

[TheRyanReilly]

@coolman9899 Your name is ironic, you know.

[coolman9899]

@TheRyanReilly Your name is an alliteration, you know.

[milenioscuro]

the reviewer is the "OK" boy

[naev0]

Holy crap man. Can you ruin this game any more with your talking?

[acesneeks]

@naev0 this game is widely panned as the worst failure of all time in video games. Who the fuck cares if hes talking? It's a let's play, so of course hes talking.

[naev0]

@acesneeks That doesn't negate him as being completely annoying to listen to.

[salazam]

Dis fuckin guy... he thinks he's MST3K. And dude, if you're gonna fake an accent... stick with it. If only you weren't the only person that's uploaded Daikatana gameplay I wouldn't have to say these things...

[Flokkerdude]

@salazam Haha, because youtube is the only place to watch videos right? You scrub, the Internet is huge and I've seen a few places with actual playthroughs of this game. Go take a hike and look up a site called google, it's very useful, quite unknown though.

[salazam]

@Flokkerdude who cares, I was only interested in this crappy game for five seconds... not counting the five seconds I took to write my previous comment. I was just seeing what all the id boys were up to since Commander Keen.

[Flokkerdude]

@salazam (nothing good)

[salazam]

@Flokkerdude aside from Quake II. 

[David93re4]

Vaya mierda de juego. ¿Cómo pudieron sacar semejante basura? ¿Y qué coño dice el tío que hace el vídeo?

[Lycanthrokeith]

The Jigsaw puppet in the Saw movies had better facial animation.

[RauschengeI]

One thing I wanna say to complainy-whiny douches. If you want to see the game without commentary, play it yourself.

Much love Kikoskia <3 :D

[2JAMMY]

That was a long scene but not as bad as the irritating little kids stupid talking twat voice.

[AkumaADemoncus]

@2JAMMY Says the guy who favourites those "irritating little kid stupid talking twat" baby videos.

[CannabiNuLL]

wow dude you are so fucking annoying. like the guy who wont stfu in the theater.

grrr i want to punch you in the face so bad

[crawlerxxx]

LOL oh man, your voice and comments crack me up, im gonna look for more videos from you!

[DarkOrderSolDjango]

If you don't love Kikoskia then how about you shut up and jump out of the window =)

[zzzJustBlazedxxx]

You sound like a fucking faggot. Trying to desperately create unexistant failures for everything second of the goddam game. Your completely illegitimate.

[TheAtreides100]

"Welcome folks, one and all"? Seriously?

[WalknTalknStevnHawkn]

this guy is not funny at all. hes extremely annoying and trying way too hard.

[Wulfiebaby]

The guy playing isn't funny at all, and the fact that he's trying so hard makes it all the worse. Just because this is free doesn't mean it has to be shitty.

This is great, actually. I only came here looking for a video of Daikatana to link to my buddy in the hopes he'll stmfu about Saint's Row the Third. The shitty voice in the background only heightens the stmfu factor.

[zimThuet]

@MYNEKRAFT because the quake 2 engine is the absolute best engine there is.

[Gaz66d]

I met John Romero the other night and he mentioned DaiKatana, I just wanted to see what all the fuss was about. I can't understand how so many people can hate on a game they've never played. I for one can't hate on a game I've never seen, props to Kikoskia for actually playing the game though, and thanks for sharing dude.

[PollitoPolito378]

thumbs up if you saw Proteus and Suspicious LP this game while failing epically at life!

[ldjx1000]

Omg Kiko was cracking me up in this vid lol

[albigjino]

Dude, stop talking!

[InfiniteFacepalm]

@albigjino ... This is a let's play...

[Laternater]

@albigjino Dude, turn the volume off!

[Arwingmaster23]

@albigjino Dude, it's a let's play. Let's Players talk, alot! don't want a talker, look up a fucking walkthrough.

[hendogex]

So funny!!

[Rachman1337]

The same company developed Deus Ex?

I can almost believe that.

[TARINunit9]

@Rachman1337

Ion Storm split into two branches in 1997. John Romero's Dallas branch made Daikatana, while the Austin branch made Deus Ex

[NexusHUBSH]

...the guy's name is Rabbit too...

[NexusHUBSH]

I love how Daikatana, if you just translate it, would mean "big sword". Amazing. Whether you technically use the name katana or call it a regular sword...it's a sword that's big. MENACING!

[MegaOxmox]

same voice swarrior? xD

[somedamnfangirl]

Usagi? USAGI?! That means "rabbit"/"bunny". >o.o<

[ehcmier]

@MYNEKRAFT "Heavily-edited", thus, not the same engine.

[Zhukov087]

The commentary is worse than the game.

[YoungKoolness17]

oh god shut up you fuck face!!!!! i agree its not a very good film but DO SHUT UP!!

[JordanN5253]

Holy shit it's the crazy bus guy

[TheWriter0]

5:55 The Daikatana is the One Ring?

[YouDumbZombie]

This guy is so fucking annoying I don't know whats worse his annoying voice or his constant complaints.

[glitchhunter96]

he is hammering a poorly made polygon

[TKozlows]

oh my gosh, I can't believe I missed this LP. Never seen this game, time to see if it is as bad as the rumours say.

[nazaxprime]

Holy shit man, skip the critique and lets fucking play this bitch!

[lonebard]

>2009

>Using AIM

I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

[HazerWITHTHElazeR]

@lonebard

As if subhuman chanspeak via Youtube comment is any better.

[rickysolomon]

@LazyMan9000 i own this game and i agree it's not the best fps ever made, but it's not the worst either. it's decent, average at best. romero deserves more respect than soms shitty playthrough where the commentator sounds like he's fisting himself!!!

[Psquit]

@rickysolomon agree.

[rickysolomon]

This game was made in 1998, not 2011. In hindsight, this game deserves more credit nowadays for introducing RPG features to FPS games. This is a direct predecessor to Half-Life and deserves more respect.

[LazyMan9000]

@rickysolomon - LMAO Have you even played this game?

I have, and I'm telling you, 1998 OR 2011, this is a terrible game. Okay, let's forget for a second that the voice-acting is terrible and the character models look like they were done in Minecraft... you've got tiny enemies that are impossible to hit, excessive colored lighting that hurts your eyes, a cliche' story, even more cliche' characters, enemies that are retarded and can shoot with %100 accuracy at the same time, boring weapons...

[TheHEVBee]

Haters Gonna Hate (They really need to stop its actually quite funny because i watched 3 minutes and could ALREADY tell its gonna be horrible)

[Suiton1]

Hey, all you faggots leaving negative comments, he has 22,000 subs -he deserves waaay more- so whatever shit you got to say at least 22k people disagree, not to mention if you had any idea about the LP-ing scene you'd have known that he is quite renowned.

So go back to watching casual noobs LPing (Machinima) or 16 year olds LPing Pokemon or w/e.

[ForrestRangerBen]

This commentator was more annoying than the game. I understand the game is crappy, but could it really be much worse than Kikoskia's voice? 0/10

[thomashood10]

Jesus watched 2 minutes in and couldn't stand the commentary. I've never even looked at the game and I can already tell this is going to be biased.

Poorly rendered.. coming from the expert clearly. If only you knew how long it took to model that.

[EpiquestGame]

Wow that was long.

[MadLarKin90]

i love you

[Goldbloodeddragon]

Please, PLEASE, Retsupurae, make fun of this.

[canadianrage222]

Your narration is terrible..

[TheDrvenisovac]

Dude, you're a bigger disaster than the game.

[VysetheTard]

I didn't listen past the first seven seconds. Does the narrator ever stop sounding like an insufferable gasbag?

[jrhager84]

Not even really a proper "Let's Play" lol... more like "Let's Watch" hahahahahahaha

[masticina]

Lovely game isn't it such an inspiration to see someone play it.

[TheRoflcer]

Least its better than the N64 version by a lot

[DGMRuadeil]

romero had not much (nothing? not sure) to do with wolf3d, it's carmack's beauty. For doom he only really designed the levels.. that's it

[trw45q]

can't watch this whole cutcene, wtf

[hottentot]

Balls... this presentation.



[gonzido2]

besides the bad blocky graphics it was pretty enjoyable

[GhibliFan1]

@gonzido2

Suicidal AI enjoyable? Since when?

[NightmareGanon]

My only complaint about LPs is that they also sort of eliminated normal playthrough videos, or at least made them much more rare to find.

[seventhcyborg]

Wow. And John Romero had the balls to think people would be impressed with this?

[wishcraft4u2]

Rabbit Miyamoto

[dylad]

first let's play I've seen from you. I could not stop laughing.

[willwallace888]

the game may suck but the commentary is 10x worse. It makes this video unwatchable

[cwh244]

Horrid game.

Flippin awesome commentary.

[Terramax]

88 people are John Romero's bitch.

[jaqez]

The people walk like the got some poo poo in the pants

[stivan25]

I got so fucking tired of the whole plot talk abot 6 minutes in -.-

[Trancemaster2052]

Is that old guy's voice belong to the same voice actor who was Joseph Manderley and Tracer Tong in Deus Ex? Sounds like it.

[RpGfreak901]

Kiko, I'm impressed that your words can make a game this bad, enjoyable.

[geffrod]

I still remember having a subscription to PCgamer when this came out. I tried playing the demo, but my computer just couldn't handle it. Sometimes having a crappy computer can save you. I still remember the Somethingawful review about Superfly boldly running into walls and having the AI freak out.

[MeeBooh]

OH how I miss this game :) its so nostalgic, specialy when I look at the view from Mishima's Fortress

[ditnopota]

You people complaining about commentary are fucking retarded. Learn how to read before you comment on a video next time, how about that?

[PituDitu]

Usagi Miyamoto? Yu mean stan sakai's rabbit ronin? So cheap...

[1986ERB]

shut up asshole

[DemonKingMMA]

Daikatana sounds like a name a 12 yr old would come up with.

[gm3dgames]

@DemonKingMMA

Umm, it the misinterpreted name from a kanji from the japanese language that forms Large Sword" in english...

[Xunkun]

10:30 SHUT UP AND DIE, FUCKER!!!!

[andopolis]

You talk too much.

[Zellig]

jesus christ what an exposition dump lol. And LMFAO @ noobs here that don't understand the purpose of a "Let's Play" video.

[lunarsuperstar]

sudden wave of haters eh?

[deviant2k]

Narrator: SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP

[SangiNET]

He sounds like Solid Snake

[vegito4690]

Its not even a creative name

Dai = 'big', or 'great'

Katana = well duh you should know this

[jdzero]

Annddd... turning sound off. :D

[Shadykilla]

i guess cuz its not called : Lets play and shut up , we can't complain...

[TexMurphy01]

I can't watch anymore. You are too annoying.

[SuperDerekShort]

biggest failure ever. this game was a mistake

[UprisingOfTheYawn]

Awesome Let's play !

[conkerzzz]

Can you at least be quiet during the cutscenes? Your shrieks are extremly annoying.

[Clarensee]

I can't believe it looked that bad.

[inabilika]

@Clarensee it didnt look that bad. back in the day, those were pretty good graphics. take a look at golden eye 64. the reason its a crap game is for the same reason most games suck. crappy level design+bland game play=daikatana.

[Zylo587]

Handy Guide:

Let's Play = Full Game with Commentary

Review = One's Opinion of a game

Longplay/Playthrough/Walkthrou­gh = No frills, full game

Now stop flaming each other!

[yourmomissofunny]

Oh no! 大刀

[simonfb10]

Stop talking for fucks sake........

[JonniAnhydrous]

lol first its about the daikatana, then its about the virus, then its about his daughter XD this is kinda funny to say the least

[JonniAnhydrous]

i have the n64 rom and it isnt like this. but this game is downright terrible. i hate it so much. for one, the controls are southpaw, luckily i was able to reconfigure the controller plug in for right handed play, but still, that doesnt help the fact that the game is just horrible.

[Iamnotimaginative]

I was looking to see some gameplay.

This has longer cutscenes than OOT.

[jsmonlb]

People whining.

Kiko not giving a crap.

:D

[hakkai999]

Dude i suggest on your next play through to NOT talk when there are cut scenes. I mean the story wont be too clear to the audience.

[Zazquatch1]

Somebody likes his voice very much and really want to be noticed as the great humorist...

[tigresuave11]

I like let's plays because sometimes watching the game can get boring. However, the key to great lping is throwing in something witty at the right time. There is no need to comment on and repeat everything they say. The opening cut scene is what draws a person into the game and I finally had to give up trying to find out what the story was cause you were doing alot. I was just sitting here thinking please, just let me find out whats going on, then you can repeat what they said.

[Flup2]

You should stop making videos. Or at least try to develop a sense of humor.

[TheBlackStar999]

1:47- 10:49

TL;DW

(Too Long, Didn't Watch)

[TARINunit9]

The guys at Unskippable would be all over this shit

[volvo145]

i wish lets players would shuit the fuck up when theyr playing.

[CaptainTrilobyte]

@volvo145 Dude, that's the POINT of an LP. You're looking for a walkthrough.

[PanHellmuncikPL]

In Poland when you say "Daikatana" its sounds like "Give (me) a katana" because word "dai"(but if you want to write it perfectly you must write "daj") mean "give" in our language xD

[MrIAMNOTANOOB]

Dont you just love Makiko's AI in this game?

[Cinj216]

I agree with all the people bashing the commentary. While I understand that Let's Play videos do have commentary, the guy that did this one is overly annoying and is not in the least bit amusing. Anyone who defends this guy as being "hilarious" obviously has no concept of what constitutes humor.

[cyancheese001]

@Cinj216 Humor is subjective, you dont get to determine whats humorous or not.

[MrDanielPida]

@cyancheese001

In this case everyone's subjective thought happens to be the same.

[duneatreides]

Way back in 1997, someone should have told John Romero to shut up and make the game (I'm sure someone did, but he probalby didn't listen) So now I am telling you. Shut and and play the game. You are very annoying, and you are not funny. I watched this video for 10 seconds, and it wasn't worth my time.

[Stealthgato]

It would be less annoying if you didn't speak over the cutscene talking.

[0NoName9]

Now I see why the video says "suck it down" in the title. God, does it ever end?!

[Darthhelmet86]

Great LP Kiko...just what I was looking for. To people who don't like it, thats nice move on now...we don't care.

[Aerien]

rofl, even though being a combat teacher he sure gets surprised and overwhelmed easily...... what a joke!

[TheMikeyReilly]

You're scottish aren't you?

[ischorr]

This voiceover was good up until the point where the cutscene started. Then you can't come up with anything interesting to say. Or even non-annoying. You're not an MST3K guy, don't try. Or script something out beforehand.

I couldn't stand listening to you go "Oh yeah? Yeah? What!" any more, I had to skim through the intro. Unfortunately it doesn't get any better.

[KrazyKupo]

Why can't he just cut the exposition and say you need a magic sword and swing it at 88 miles per hour to jump through time to defeat the big bad?

Simples.

Man I hated this game.

[jmn1228]

this game sucked

[vengeanceproductions]

OH NO NINJAS! D:

[alifeofarcticsounds]

every time you sniff i lose a little bit of my will to live

[RockManXxX]

Right into the action

[iamsynthetic]

I find it ironic that the creator of this video is hating on this game (and john romero) with his commentary, and in response is being hated on for having the commentary in the video. Funny how hate begets hate.

[felosi]

i was interested in seeing how shitty this game was but cant hear anything due to your shitty commentary, oh well

[sortedevaras]

Never have I uninstalled a pc game faster then Daikatana. . . 8 minutes total most of which was the opening exposition.

[Tyrannohamstersaurus]

Daikatana, is it a daito or an otachi?

[Crezth]

Proteus did it better. Shut up.

[cuppajoesugar]

Geez, HL had basic mouth movement and it came out 2 years before

[proteus49994]

This is the best LP of Daikatana ever.

[TheRoboticFerret]

If you don't want commentary, find a goddamn WALKTHROUGH of the game. A Let's Play has commentary, which has been stated many, many times my Kiko.

[Agentbromsnor]

This is like listening to a English version of Billy Mays doing a let's play.

[Brentendo11]

Does anyone know that you MUST add commentary to a let's play to avoid copyright infringement?

[davecarldude]

god, you're annoying. please be quiet in the next video.

[talonor]

If you wanted to see the cutscene - go get the damn game yourself. This guy is hilarious, you're all morons.

[Pyromania37]

what is it with people not reading the title? its called lets play

Lets play = Playthrough with comentary

god people are stupid

[journeytosilius]

Lol gotta love how this sword is played up to be so amazing, then you get it in the game and its a weak piece of crap needing multiple hits to kill the most basic enemies. Why not make it be some super powerful weapon as its described in the intro? Also i found your commentary quite funny, whats with all these guys on saying you are annoying, clearly you are making fun of the game on purpose and its funny as hell ;p

[Treyworld]

Is it just me or does the main character sound like Solid Snake?

[YoBadMama]

You made me laugh at the "Epic battle" part! Your really funny!

[TheCauseforConcern]

in the next vids...

shut the fuck up retard.. you are quit annoying

[youngdones]

WOW! This game was buggy.

[nimeni86]

you talk to much

[KannX]

I love commentary :D

[tecno70]

why did they bother switching to the Quake2 engine if ion storm couldn't even make Daikatana look better than the Quake1. it looks like shiiit

[YoJimBoHugabaJoe]

just when you thought daikatana couldnt get any worse,someone adds a voice over and you could swear you entered the realm of hell

[bemtikru]

today i learned an important thing: the definition of Let's Play - its a walkthrough with a really annoying voice in the background...

[bemtikru]

you talk too much...

[jamesharvey]

Whoa your voice is like gonorrhea of the ear

[Kikoskia]

It's a let's play, not a review. If you don't like that sort of thing, go find what you do like.

[IshidaTheQuincy]

@FrancisCastiglione

Yeah, it's pitiful seeing people act like children.

Like you.

[NilsMcCloud]

John Romero didn't make us his bitch.

[kasouyumi]

@NilsMcCloud

He love John....alot!

[Kikoskia]

As I have said many times before, this is a Let's Play. They have commentary as a part of what they are.

There are plenty of longplays without commentary if that is what you prefer.

[Zeemis]

@slashBslash Thank you, and agreed.

@Kikoskia, please don't talk.

Be unique with your lets plays and not talk! XD

[Kikoskia]

Then it's not a Let's Plays - it's a walkthrough.

I am not going to reply to anymore of these comments. All it results in is me repeating the same fact.

[spscotto]

@Kikoskia seriously, I had to mute you 10 seconds into the video.

[mywingsareyours]

@Zeemis Let's Play's are playthroughs where they play WITH you, share their thoughts, etc.. Like you're actually playing it WITH someone, thus the LET'S play.

If you don't want talking, watch a walkthrough. That's what they're for.