Fat Kid Avoids Ridicule By Swimming With Shirt

[C0asterking]

I agree with the last comment

[lukethegreat101]

I wonder how they find an actor whos a young kid, and willing to be ridiculed for being fat on the Onion for the amusement of all 900,000 of us.

[flipburger2000]

you guys so stupid. it' fake.

[TheTroymaster12]

Fat kid gets no love... 

[ddroog]

the look on his face at the end xfd bryan get ready get wet seapunk 2012

[AlexanderMazarakis]

YOU SICK PEOPLE ARE SO INTOLERANT YOU MAKE THIS POOR KID WEAR A SHIRT? SHAME ON YOU!!!

[flipburger2000]

@AlexanderMazarakis it's fake

[AlexanderMazarakis]

@flipburger2000 its sarcasm. -_-

[mcdonalds828]

At the end he was like what your gunna spry water on me with a fire hose dude what the heck

[MrDrunkCanuck]

Lol disguise..being a porker..

[hiLARI0USproductions]

God dangit Bobby

[youngblud386]

you guys no this is fake right lol

[shazeed100]

1:01 LMFAOOOOOOO

[SevenEpicStudios]

Their saying it like he's a fucking genius. He wore a damn shirt! Big deal

[redwingfanfl]

@SevenEpicStudios u know the onion is fake right

[123hockeyfan456789]

@SevenEpicStudios the onion is obviously fake, some people are so retarded

[sjewitt22]

does he remind anyone else of the son from king of the hill?

[kqiasable]

the idiot wore a see threw shirt haha

[helle0201]

This is one onion vid i found hard to laugh at:( i hope the kids getting help to lose weight...,even though its an act it still probably didnt feel too good...plus its not really right to do this to a kid

[xXSaraStrawberiiXx]

How do you guys make these videos look so REAL!?

[Midnite4Life777]

@xXSaraStrawberiiXx LOL no shit! Its pretty pathetic thou, idk how i even got here XD

[antony2k9]

this is the funniest thing i'v ever seen adding fat names while he's going through them pmsl

[snake1625b]

THIS IS THE PROBLEM WITH AMERICA. THEY EAT THEN THEY GET FAT THEN THEY DO STUPID THINGS LIKE THIS!

[TheJollyAlpaca]

@snake1625b its fake, u rather silly person

[mrdarkeagle13]

The tv host are making fun of him lol wow

[Kbone28]

@mrdarkeagle13 You do realise this is fake right?

[TheDeni993]

@mrdarkeagle13 bro its satire

[mossyncamo]

Ten minute ad, Two minute video, and I wasn't bothered in the slightest. Ron Paul 2012

[Neylonx]

these kind of things make me wonder what the kid actor feels like during this ha

[stitch99]

It's funny enough, but brings back a lot of memories, not necessarily good ones.

[tutaj99]

Fucking good

[LiveMinecrafting]

omg!! these people that interview him, are total dicks!

[cmccabe1991]

i hate oinion there shit and not funny

[TheMuz11]

I don't think that's funny just sad

[im100apparently]

I feel lost with out a laugh track,  I dont know when exactly to laugh now.

[im100apparently]

dear GodI made an account saying im 100 so I could watch this (because it might be "inapproriate") it better be good

[sgtcojonez]

I miss the old onion



[TheDareDay]

Is this real????

They called him fat and a fatass

WTF

[azotjakter09]

@TheDareDay this is as real as it gets!

[noodleguru]

The Onion episodes with kids are ALWAYS good.

[CONESSSSSSS]

ITS FUNNY COZ HES FAT.!



[ERFireworks]

fake and gay

[weirdbagel]

@ERFireworks fake is not gay

[ERFireworks]

@weirdbagel u are one smart cookie dumbass

[Grafrarbralarbadarba]

Guys this entire series is fake...

[qwert747]

@Grafrarbralarbadarba Really??/ oh i thought that in the other episodes that ''man eats human head in hamburger'' was real! and all the other onion shit! OMFG U ARE MY HERO!

[ddayxable]

Why are they so fascinated in this."discovery?"

[RachelRADx69]

419 people actually wear shirts in the pool

[weirdbagel]

@RachelRADx69 why?

[perfectie]

A supersized welcome to you

[omgtehcolors]

This kid talks like Steve O

[pikachu1990able]

Im fat and in proud

I not embarrassed to swim shirtless im obese like dis kid and im 13

[sirdavies94]

@pikachu1990able It wouldn't be a problem if you were ok with it but proud? What? Proud of eating a lot and not doing exercise? In which world is that something to be proud of? It's like being proud of sitting on the couch all day or being proud of getting up. That's lame kid, wake up and do something for god's sake.

[theDudeAbides1100]

hehehe childhood obesity

[enemyrcxd]

Lol look how puzzled he looks at the end

[THEFOURAMIGOS11]

"Discovery may help fat asses everywhere" XD

[schnauzerXOXO]

So funny and it's fake to all u ppl that think it's real

[Sursion7]

A pair of floppy breasts.

[nhhshusky21]

Wow. America is terrible but not this heartless. C'mon, How could you not see that this is a joke??

[CarrotPCdude]

XD

[KiNgChilDD]

LMAO @ all the gullable asshurt idiots that believe all the onion news stories.

[rtbobo77]

Mean host

[G0Dzs0LD13R]

They kept calling him fat

[WinningAllDayEveryDa]

the best thing is the ticker at the bottom "Discovery may help fat asses everywhere"

[HeyBuddyGotALight]

Fat kid in the beginning: Finally, I'm going to bring some awareness to the plight of other weight challenged young people like me!

Fat kid at the end: ...I have an oversized stomach and floppy breasts :( ?

[monsterhigh20000]

They kept calling him fat and a porker!!!!! WTF

[bkunderas]

They kept calling him fat and made jokes agh terrible

[mickeymoose1001]

Satire or not, this must have made that kid feel like shit

Worth it for the laughs though

[CoDMiStA7]

It is funny how you say British people are stupid when it is the uk + I'm English fat arse

[ChristianaLovesTT]

Damn British people, are fucking stupid

[xshaggy102x]

You go Brian!!

[mrsupersmashdog]

Please tell me this is fake...

[VelaToNorma7]

@mrsupersmashdog Damn, you're stupid. Are you American? Because that would make sense.

[RandomKiddStuff]

@VelaToNorma7 Wow, someone's got some anger issues. They obviously didn't know about what Onion is. Keep your shitty ridicule to yourself, you imbecile.

[KiNgChilDD]

@mrsupersmashdog um duh.

[YurrahAlHadi]

lol this always make me laugh. 

[TheSuperGuy101]

im gonna go play world of warcraft now....

[212catdog]

@TheSuperGuy101 kk thats nice

[DaBum916]

@TheSuperGuy101

You should play World of World of Warcraft

[noskipepi]

"A supersize welcome to you, my friend Brian!"

"It made them completely unaware of your oversized stomach & a pair of floppy breasts" LOOL!

[Legendgamer100]

Is it just me or disk they just kept calling him fat

[ahmeds72virgins]

You guys are so gullable - this is fake =D

[LilTRoberts1000]

I love the kids reaction when they said their weatherman would blast him with a hose

[LilTRoberts1000]

How many times are they gonna call him fat

[callumm3060]

I think this is fake do u ??

[FireballNitro]

What the fuck is wrong with you sick bastards? Actually CALLING him fat? Suggesting names? You're lowering his self esteem with every word that comes out of your retarded mouths. Burn in hell.

[trombonekingdom]

@FireballNitro I'm not sure if you're serious, but I'll bite anyway. This is fake dude. It's a satire.

[hagmouse]

@FireballNitro are you serious?

[MrTROLLFINITY]

@madicunning it's from the onion news network. A comedy network. It's all fake. He's an actor. He agreed to doing this. Calm the f*ck down.

[madicunning]

What the hell? You guys realize your lowered he self esteem bit by bit during this interview with every word that came out of your mouth. You should be ashamed of yourself.

[SamboCraft]

Sad

[TheHighRoller473]

I don't like to make fun of fat people. They have enough on their plates already.

[bloodsling]

@TheHighRoller473 lol..I'm a fat guy,and that was funny :P

[TheHighRoller473]

@bloodsling lol glad you liked it

[aleaf09]

@TheHighRoller473 enough food on their plates?

[vegtablefriend]

I think they r just running out of story's

[TheYouwontgetit]

wow... ...i haven't even realised what a fat pig he really is...!!! ...great job...!

[youareabigbutt]

I hope you know this is fake

[MrKeithnero]

And a pair of floppy breast, porky fatass double wide

[bollocks2who]

@MrKeithnero LMFAO!! You made me almost choke from reading your comment!! Dude that was so funny!

[theHASSLEinHOFF]

I am fat and i am offended.

[crimzonchyld]

@theHASSLEinHOFF

I am also fat and YOU need to get a sense of humor!

[anonymousman555]

@theHASSLEinHOFF Ass holes like you ruin everything, except the remarkable story of Brian Peete.

[TheYouwontgetit]

why would this fatty eever agree to such a interview... ...now they all know he is fat...!!!

[D4rQW4v3]

loooooool

[GooseyPooPoo]

I can't believe people think this is real...

[Mirandasiwillja]

Cool kid, takes a lot of balls to do what he does. I get it it's satire and I don't mean the shirt but to be called fat etc. a couple hundred times in front of almost a million people.

[Threads2010]

Damn will Americans ever understand satire/black humour?

[TheJonRom]

@Threads2010 ...What country do you think is responsible for the show to begin with? XD

[TheJonRom]

@Threads2010 Besides, the more people that believe it the funnier it is. Trollphysics at work

[SavoyTruffle78]

@Threads2010:

Will Americans ever understand satire/black humor?? Ummm, well, let's see. This parody is MADE in America by an AMERICAN satirical news media run by AMERICANS. What does that tell you, genius?

[CorruptedUnicorns]

DEAR IDIOTS,

Before you comment, PLEASE READ.

The Onion is satire which is why it's so funny. Get a sense of humor please.

Thanks.

[TheOnlyDoctorHere]

@CorruptedUnicorns Awhh, you ruined the second reason for watching the onion, the comments!

[viviane5572]

@CorruptedUnicorns Don't associate the funny it self to sadism it self. But you can do so, and if you do so, you should shut the fuck up.

[youareabigbutt]

Wow listen to the news guy he is the problem.

[SnowBoardFreaks123]

The kid wears the shirt so the host doesnt come to the pool and make fun of him

[SnowBoardFreaks123]

Called him a porker haha

[spursfan112]

That guy is such a dick...lol!

[kikoonthemove]

@Geotal45 we understand its a joke stupid but ppl do get made fun of like this and they do wear shirts in pools

[kikoonthemove]

the onion is funny at times but you ppl need to dial it down ppl do actually wear their shirts in pools becuz they are over weight

[ski4life19]

@kikoonthemove Yeah i agree

[NarutoShippudenNKF]

that guys a dick being so mean to the boy

[Geotal45]

@NarutoShippudenNKF t's a joke dumbass

[NarutoShippudenNKF]

that guys a dick being so mean to the boy

[amit666715]

Omg apple needs to get on this ,itshirts ! Porker approve

[frottoify]

hah the ending his face is like wat.wait..wat the fuck?

[amer1cancer2753]

I don't get it.... so you keep your shirt on? No no no this is too revolutionary I think I will just stick it sucking it in

[xxxMMAkidxxx]

412 people swimming with shirts on

[EzraDC2011]

Gotta love his face when he finds out they're gonna use a FIRE HOSE to wet him down xD

[UraganOtEnergiya]

What a discovery, lol. I'dseen many people do so before that. And yeah, if htey think he won't get ridiculed now that he was shown on TV and everyone already kknows the reason bEHIND the shirt in the water..

[MACEX1000]

hehehehahahaha that fucked up but at least its fake

[Twisted426]

Those hosts are cruel and should be fired. Weren't his parents angry ?

[crimzonchyld]

@Twisted426

I believe they would be angry...you know if this was real and they weren't ALL actors getting payed to do this.

[ilboche]

props to the boy for acting the part eh!

[PuMPedDuPkiDz]

I know this kid, he goes to my school at Council Rock South in Holland, Pa. His real name is Brandon. 

[Mralmostmillionare]

HEY HEY HEY!!!! Hes not fat......... Hes fluffy

[vinnynj12]

i feel srry for the ppl who think this is real

[coolifyou]

CHRIS FARLEY!!!! 0:43

[randomsink13]

The guy was literally calling the poor kid all these names! Lol

[TheReeceB6]

blimey how harsh is that -.- "it made them completely unaware of your oversized stomach and a pair of floppy breasts" LOL

[2FINE4YOUBABYGIRL]

this isnt funny childhood obesity is a seriouse crisis

[119Maxman]

@2FINE4YOUBABYGIRL Its not a crisis children just need to eat right and play outside/exercise it is not a crisis but a simple problem.

[2FINE4YOUBABYGIRL]

@119Maxman yeah but its still pretty funny lol

[sockschappercat]

Nobody seems to understand that people volunteer for this.

[Bebhlen]

LOL they r so mean

[bisous123]

Yes, it was a stupid joke (fake or not)... and for sure not funny for the boy... the kid seemed serious probably he didn't expect to be insulted like that.

[crimzonchyld]

@bisous123

Yeah he seemed serious...it's called acting...he was ACTING...the hosts were ACTING...it's all fake IT'S NOT REAL THEY WERE ACTING!!!

[archrom1]

Those people are horrible they should say overweight not fat and then the little thing underneath said discovery may help fat asses everywhere so mean

[uhohpp]

@archrom1 Fat people are fat, they arent overweight, they are fucking fat.

[crimzonchyld]

@archrom1

Grow up, it's fake, it's not real it's a friggin' joke, the Onion News is satire, I'm fat and I think it's funny.

[mrstupid95]

@crimzonchyld Lol Fatass

[rowntreesmith]

I quoat " to hide the fact you were actualy a porker" crul

[zombierehab930]

i hate when people made fun of me when i was smaller because i was fat and know i lost weight and dont have that problem anymore and also dont use white use black white is see through

[HappyTreeFriends1081]

meat head lol

[attack192]

So fake but still funny. "made him look almost normal at the pool"

[DIPSH1TLOSER]

" Over sized stomach and floppy breasts" God damn!

[Che8t]

Yah I got to agree with subscriber4321

[PKedByBlade]

lmfao

[sinbad101gunmaster]

what a poor little boy

[ERF420]

What the fuck?

[mitchsmullet]

god dangit bobby

[MAYB1325]

DISCOVERY MAY HELP ASSES EVERYWHERE XD FUKIN MOST HILARIOUS NEWS REPORT EVER

[subscriber54321]

I know this is fake, but is this REALLY news worthy? I mean come on, even for a fake news network, could of came up with something better...

[denzellion123]

the news people are mean the kept saying fat infront of his face and now the gonna shoot water at him

[HEYmynameiskelly]

i thought this was real until he said floppy breasts..

[freestlyer101]

lol i like how they call him fat boy on the news and make fun of him lik floopy boobs haha!

[AMPepin1992]

I thought this was real for the first minute rofl

[CircaSkating]

why doe they wear white shirts not black

[pfeiferjd]

ONE OF THE BEST I'VE EVER SEEN!!!

[xplosivelilly]

the fat boy from virgina ahahhahaa

[XISOSADIX]

Fun of him

[XISOSADIX]

Those hosts are bstarts. There practically making

[pipette743]

@zzxzqwq Ok, I agree with you standing up for these people, but for God's sake, do it in a way with some TASTE. Saying you fucked their girlfriend is not a good way to argue. How are they a pedo for talking about fat kids being losers (which they aren't) and nazi's were mainly against Jews and gays. Get your facts right before you accuse people.

[manicethemage]

His look at the end? XD classic