How to achieve your New Year's Resolution in 59 Seconds

[jiewenful]

who can tell me this video's meaning?

[beeoasisdotcom]

This is good!

[shorttermhousing]

i always fail at my new years rez

[axsmith234]

"Everyone Type "Won" Before youtube.com "

[MrBenIPresume]

@axsmith234 why?

[axsmith234]

@MrBenIPresume cause if u type it in theres ganna be this thing that tells you to spam that to 3 other channels to win a prize but all it does is give u a virus. DONT DO IT!!!!

[RazXVIII]

Everyone Type "Won" Before youtube.com

[BillyBobsEel]

Those things almost sounds too insignificant to have any affect at all. Which is probably why so few people do them...

[cultuurnu]

Nice but make sure to get a lifeplan on paper or online (and/or get a life coach). No resolution will work if you only review your life once a year. Do it every month and inspire yourself. Check out:

lifemanagementonline com

[DeductiveReason]

Excellent advice. 

[KelticKlansman]

My new year's resolution was not to make anymore new year's resolutions. Now that's one you can really keep!

[cbroxs17]

It seems like every time I check the comments for this vid there is always some off topic conversation going on. For example religion, racism, or gramatical errors. I just want to know why this video of all things.

[showofftiitz892]

i love 2 seeg uys pull out their weenies in class

[eyeojo]

Small rewards = vijayjay

[teddy4dvids]

Can't be bothered

[ViciousV17]

Great! I like the part about visualizing your goal and telling your famly or friends about it.

[ilovetobboy]

Omfg. Please remove this video. We

Don't need dumbasses to tell us what to do.

[malikkillz]

Follow me on Twitter malikkillz

[AntonSw3]

I'll be the fastest man on the earth! One of my first goal is to be faster Than my mum, shes using a wheelchair... Just kidding (: 2/5

[raruenify]

Fuck off Baldie

[MsNahlej]

I'll come back next year and tell you.

[ManoloThePhenom]

Uuuuuhh ?

[RaccooNooB]

no... just the miserable ones.

[KayakCole]

umm... nobody thinks like that except people making shit up. What about setting realistic goals? ugh. I can't stand it when people try to break everything down into numbered principles and steps. Looks great in a textbook, but it's not reality.

[TheBigIssues]

check my channel for my opinions on newyears and otehr things in my vblog!

[MrKommentaryo]

no way to NEw yrs resolution..think it stupid..

[TheBigIssues]

im with you on that!

[BreLovesAsians]

I want to meet my soulmate, get a 72,000mo paying job, buy a beautiful home, travel, and meet the Jackson family and to see something Michael Jackson used on tour.

[aim2lex]

It's simple.

Kill batman.

[Mrgettwhittit09]

U need to repint to god

[Calcagsen]

SMALL PENIS SONG...music vid on my channell..check it out!!!!!

[jcfreak25]

my goal was to not watch dumb youtubes, oh crap, i just failed. :(

[schmoborama]

Hm, or it could be that the people who are disciplined enough to do these five steps are already disciplined enough to achieve their resolutions in the first place.

[sk30l]

I was gonna say that too, but also grow a bigger penis if possible.

chicks love a big dong.

[3goals4bonzai]

@MightySnail007 get a cat?

[LilyOpmac]

Hmmm

[angler765]

what was your nyr?? oh-to make a stupid boring vid on nyr's

[Sevilfate]

i WANT TO BE THE GREATEST VIOLINIST ALL YOU YOU TUBERS!!!!!!!!!!

[990099Christian]

my cousin and i made a resolution too. ours is not to say "squid kitty" until may16

[familiarjules]

Good audio... no echo at all.

[blackbarbie010]

im me

[bdizo]

There is no key to success. No secret. There is only a willingness to do what is necessary and the lack thereof. While there is no key to success, there is a key to failure...result based thinking. While great results are the desired outcome, they can not be controlled. Small, simple steps towards your goal are necessary. Writing goals down does nothing but make you better at writing. Do. Fail. Evaluate. Change. Do again. Fail again. Evaluate. Change. Do Again. All the best.

[kedhmi]

@bdizo : However, writing your goals down can often give you more initiative than just thinking about it.

But yes, willingness = the key.

[zubayar]

That's where the journey begins !!!

[corm1000]

This was good

[TortureAXE]

deathwish87--- great answer

[Cancoria]

This year, I wanted to grow a tail. What are the steps for doing that?

[deathwish87]

@Cancoria got to sell your soul first then slit your wrists

[Bigshepdawg]

@Cancoria Acid and Mushrooms

[cindynelsen]

well,that sucked

[thelastalchemist]

My new year's resolution was to buy myself new glasses. Now I did it, my life will have no more meaning until next new year's eve :( Too bad I can't set new resolutions before then.

[EnigmaXII]

This advice is so generic, that even Family Guy would parody it.

[VA4Free]

Tell it to me to achieve it for you :)

[BWild82]

Wonderful! So concise and helpful. Thank you for the list. I have used some of those 5 things and have seen success...now I will use all 5 in a program and expect to succeed! (positive expectations also help) Thanks again.

[8ABURKE]

lol

[0504dj]

2 more: You must REALLY want it and BELIEVE you can do it

[siviousinferno]

new years resolution is too long of a wait. People wait an entire year before they set a goal...that's not good considering the the other 364 days (not including new year's day) that could have been used to create new goals.

I think we would be a better progressing society if we had new month resolutions. Do the math...if we had a goal every month then we could be accomplishing 12 goals a year opposed to 1 goal a year. That would be a lot of accomplishments in a life time compared to 1 year

[2bookworm]

Wiseman as featured!?!? Awesome!

[donkang01]

i have a great suggestion for all crying babies commenting in this VIDEO..

1. dagger on the front of enemy..

2. use frost bite on him

3. activate freezing field..

then GG..

Crystal Maiden is the BEST!!!

[donkang01]

i have a great suggestion for all crying abies commenting in this VIDEO..

1. dagger on the front of enemy..

2. use frost bite on him

3. activate freezong field..

then GG..

[oblivion5913]

u no wats funny? the vid is 59 seconds long too! this was probably the guys resolution, to tell others how 2 achieve their resolutions lol

[ytwatchpagetester]

good

[ytwatchpagetester]

good

[Redkiller66]

@cristiancornerJC7

fuck off faggot

[OmgItsDima]

those who want to do what it is they want to do they do it, those who don't, wont, its that simple no journals or shit like that ;)

face the facts

[cheerleader256]

yourr very smart(:

thank you

[almightykenshin]

New Year's resolutions are one of the dumbest things people do. Anything that you can change about yourself today, you could have at least started to chance yesterday. What makes Jan. 1st the only day people can change things about themselves?

[dduble07]

Ok Kenshin or mcfucking retarded cunt licker I dont want to "Chance" anything about my self i enjoy living and fuck u

[iamborghini1]

im trying to grow a beard.... none of these suggestions are working.... :(

[krishkule]

hahhaha :D

[StarCraft2StarCraft2]

Cut of small pieces of your hair everyday and glue it to your face.

Remind yourself how great this is for you and give yourself a cookie for the hard work ;) Remember to share what you're doing with your family and friends.

Happy new year!

[dduble07]

why dont u suck my cock?

[robia21]

lol :p

[ytwatchpagetester]

good

[xLightFilmsx]

This is so generic and common sensical.

[ytwatchpagetester]

good

[ytwatchpagetester]

good

[normtheclone]

@Jakingofforwhateveryournameis thats good bro. I wish good luck. Toke a fat one for me.

[theTHANEshow]

I hate people like this. Nothing personal to this dude in general, but they just get old because they think they know something everybody else doesn't know. Like they're superior. Seriously, why would u track the lives of 5,000 people to see if they achieved their New Years Resolution. He has to much time on his hands. Stalker??? lol

[Idkghghg]

hahaha seeing this creepy mofo sneakin around "are you keeping your goals"...."why are you in my cupboard?"

[ytwatchpagetester]

good

[NKhoury93]

@Darkenfire88.. yeah you should take your advice from him because you're a moron

[ytwatchpagetester]

good

[myroflcopterisnice]

can i sleep over at your house?

[white000bear]

good points.

and your accent is charming

[ytwatchpagetester]

good

[Darkenfire88]

LMAO, "How to achieve your goals"... UM im gonna take my advice from a person talking to a camera about goals? I guess if he took his own advice he wouldnt be talking to a camera, he would be in office. but whatever...

[ducky895]

you obviously know nothing. He is 100% right about everything.

[white000bear]

he has an office, i'm sure. he's a professor.

[ytwatchpagetester]

good

[grayhunter80]

My new years revolution is to get 1 million dollars this vid better work i want my million lol

[normtheclone]

@grayhunter80 what is a "new years revolution?"

[ImaJewishNazi]

this isnt twitter fucktards

[normtheclone]

My New Years resolution was to grow shrooms and start growing dank.

[lyssaM13]

@normtheclone lmao niccceeee :)

[normtheclone]

@lyssaM13 you have a nice background and It Dies Today is nice as shit

[TWENTYFO5]

mine was to smoke DMT

[normtheclone]

Oh DMT, getting experimental, eh? I would try it, but where can you find DMT.

[TWENTYFO5]

haha yea that's the problem..here's your options ..either A) make it yourself (very difficult) B) search around and find it (very difficult) C) stay in a dark room for five days and deprive yourself of food and water until your brain naturally excretes DMT into your system while you are conscious (worth it?) or E) ask joe rogan for some (doubtful he'll supply you with a schedule I drug) in conclusion it's extremely rare but definitely worth it to smoke, i've actually kind of made it my life goal

[SpoonsForks]

hmph. sounds like a lot of work....

[vsuksteel]

you don't get anywhere in life without working hard

[xkillermikeyx]

dont say that on the internet ((-_-))

[b0ner444]

Thank you!

[Enes007]

wtf is he talking about?

[GRANDMASTERKANE]

my resolution is to fuck that hot little red head down at the conveniece store, hmmm, i shall take a white approach and put up a series of goals to get there, and i will remind myself of the benefit of achieving that goal... A WHOLE LOTTA CUM ON 'HER FACE, yea, it'll be worth it - may oya and shango have mercy on ya

[MalevolentMessiah]

George Carlin, eh?

[thaja7]

@GRANDMASTERKANE

issues

[Traykooo]

you suck

[spongebia06]

Wow tell me something i didn't know! this video is a waste of time, and what is with the theology comments, i don't remember this old weird guy talking about god. people need to go find a coffee house or something where they can have meaningfull debates instead of hiding behind their computers

[thaja7]

I dont think its supposed to be a lifesaving piece of work tho although i totally agree these guys shud find another video blog to debate on unrelated issues.

[thealex30]

haha i think this works for just about every resolution possible good job man.

[BethanieMichelle]

wth?

[gumballer14]

thats hot

[MrHotShITs]

WTF

[bstayhigh3]

Yo what the hell dude LMAO! O man That was to good LOL it has no relevance to the video LOL

[dwsabianguy]

This sounds completely reasonable, but my only resolution is to get a specific girlfriend, and she's partly crazy, so how the hell am I to know (for sure) where I stand!?

[Upgrade117]

haha i misunderstood the title

[TheDominickator]

@Upgrade117 same here i thought it was how to actually achieve it, not explaining it in 59 seconds haha

[Nahomiiii]

u dont happen to be ethiopian? ;o

[Ramadan546]

hey whats his other youtube account

[Yazk17]

wow great advice thank!

[tomonori2010]

I didn' know what he means

[TheCharlotteeeeeeeee]

hahahahah

[the1trell]

I thought this was how to achieve your new years resalutions in 59 seconds instead of a year xD

[ytwatchpagetester]

good

[inuyashaltd]

Wow, if this is what it takes to fulfill a new years resolution, I may as well not make any. Sounds like too much work.

[TheMacadamiaNut]

was this the longest 59 seconds for anyone else?

[DonnaScharff]

Brief and to the point. Good job!

[storysayer26]

skip a new years resolution. What good is a new years resolution, when youre headed straight to hell fire? There is only 1 god and prophet muhummad is the holy last messenger of god.

[Oneshotko]

Fuck u pushing your fucking islamism on us prick

[duo5hnc]

why did god make black people

why does muhammad let these black people bomb the white people ??

because (blacks or invadeing england gtfo noW)

[tomforjews]

seriously if there was a prophet muhummad or even a god...........seriously tell me.........why don't none believers suffer?

[xKlaw]

coz they will, eventually, when the feeling of regret does them no good.

[Pook365]

The other option is just to pick resolutions that are easy to accomplish....fine call me a slacker :P

[conlecheinc]

Good vid proffessor. Helped a lot.

[kissit012]

i completely misinterpreted the meaning of this title. i thought this was going to be funny. big time fail.

[evildevil97]

It'll take more than 59 seconds for anyone to succeed....

[LordVader89]

unless your new year's resolution is splooging in less than 59 seconds.

[julianarichter]

@EnsigniaFusion, I concur.

[monkeypowner]

This guy is much more clever than sherlock :O

[EnsigniaFusion]

@Monkeypowner no and thats not possible

[KineramaTV]

"treat ourselves everytime we do good"

dude we are not dogs

[sevendayz1980]

like i haven't heard these before.

[TheDramaKing123]

lol. Click my name to see me singing various songs including you are not alone by michael jackson and beat again by jls, also the climb and down by jay sean!!

[zoobiewa]

Why not just pick really easy resolutions? Like, I will shower at least once a month. Or, I will eat three nutritious breakfasts by 2011. Or, I will make at least $5 an hour at a job which I will hold for at least one week. (That last one might be a little steep though.)

[TheCodyCalling]

Cheers dude.

[captainbees]

zag fomok

[thaja7]

Hi ostrich guy. who is that directed at, everyone?

[BBUMBAM]

OH YOU MAKE ME SO HOT......:-)

[NikkiBoom1]

Omg you are so fucking hot. Break me off a piece of that please<3 XD

[DMCoasters]

Sorry but this shit does not work for me, lame.

[kelch12]

Good reminder

[Joraw]

LAME.

[SkateClipHunter]

Excellent Broadcast.

I found it to be exactly what i wanted to here.

Thank you.

[OnlyALetter]

@SkateClipHunter Is your new years resolution learning how to spell "here?"

[SkateClipHunter]

@OnlyALetter wow, your name is exactly what I was off on. Your new years resolution is to not annoy people so much. Thank you.

[OnlyALetter]

@SkateClipHunter Thank you for deciding on my new years resolution.

[SkateClipHunter]

@OnlyALetter No hard feelings. My Grammar sucks : )

[islandinthesea]

In that sentence you should of spelt "here" like this "hear".

[Nebirias]

And you should have spelt "of" like this: "have".

[Skate4beginnrz]

my new years resolution is to lose about 15 pounds which is hard for me because when i dont excercise i slowly gain weight but when i excercise 2 hours a day i just stay the same weight. the start of 2010 is gonna hopefully push me to drink only water and to stay away from obvious fattening foods because im in no rush plus strict diets make me quit sooner. i weigh 136lb and i want to be 120 like i was a year ago.

[ColonPatrol]

You won't lose weight. You'll always be a fat loser.

Enjoy being bullied for the rest of your life, fatass.

[JozhsterV2]

haha nice comment!

[tristopiaTV]

LOL I just found this video and then found u commening

[JozhsterV2]

OMFG i found TristopiaTV =) =) =)

[4eva68]

Skate4eginnrz-

Go for it.

:0)

[tembeckchigan]

hmm... simple, logical and easy to follow in person. nice!

[ReverendAtheist]

Quick and essential. Very good work.

[ybidiotic]

my news years resolution is to make a new years resolution. . . which i've already failed at :(

[ytwatchpagetester]

good

[imakingnoob]

my resolution is get good at bass witch is funny cause i started it on exactly 1-1-10 xD!!!!  oh and get better at skating (: <3