Crackpot Religions Ltd.

[yagtaluda]

"You have won tonight's star prize, the entire Norwich City Council!"

"I've got one already."

They just don't write 'em like that anymore. Pure comedy gold.

[Erniethecatisawesom]

The lunatic religion... scientology anyone? lol!

[robertoproz]

lol the whole Norwich city council XD

[thesafekind]

The opening film must be the only time in the whole series that Carol Cleveland got to play an old woman.

[shaalis]

the random slap makes this

[SecretStar5810]

This is so ahead of its time man, so in tune with the world, even today....fucking brilliant <33333333

[nobrainQQ]

"money for the rich" LoL this guys are very clever... and funny;

[cartmann94]

Thanks to this sketch, I used to believe for a long time that Rio Tinto was a spanish wine lol

[feuer0402]

Haha I love Australian bishop Bruce Beer!

[CAZekany]

Why are old British cartoons so scary?

[15eyecatcher15]

bruce beer could get me to go to church

[Mitrovah]

is this Monty Python Flying Circus or some other Monty Python Series?



[spacecowboy5000]

@Mitrovah Yes.

[SASR]

I love this sketch. John Cleese in the Naughty Religion bit reminds me of Sean Lock a bit.

[turningofthetide1]

I couldn't have said it better than Python. Religion is ridiculous nonsense.

[joshaf26]

"Crackpot religions" is a redundancy.

[aartvegan]

Why haven't I seen this skit before? Aarghh

[lfeli001]

Terry Jones is always a great loony.

[OrontesRM]

did scientology exist at the time?

[frosty956]

yep it did.

[67Rec]

@OrontesRM it certainly did

[Ezaele]

i love the Gumbies!

The Church of the Divine Loony, LOL!

[Finnishbastard]

"But I've already got one!"

[EdTheGringo]

Does norwich city council have a some sort of history of corruption? just wondering

[toonguy85]

Isn't there a real BRUCE Beer?

[GooGooGirl93]

Hahaha, 4:40 is such a claaaaaaaassic. :)

[Dodo251]

3:27 could that be John Lennon?

[hereschenes]

No.

[Dodo251]

I know it's Eric, but Lennon surely inspired him.

[lelapindore]

@Dodo251

Lennon said he drew inspiration from the Pythons, but they were contemporaries...

[anonUK]

@Dodo251

It's a mickey-take. You are allowed to take the proverbial out of people, no matter how talented- remember that John Lennon was still very much alive and his public pronouncements had been a bit odd ever since he had met Yoko Ono.

[dharmaseed]

Basically...Eyyyyyeeee...belie­eeve...in...peace...annnnd, bashin'..two bricks togethahhh!

[otakudude0851]

wow. I think Tim Burton may have gotten some of his inspiration from that last religion

[loqutor]

"I'm starting a war for peace." Strangely, that sounds exactly like something John Lennon would say.

[sAndyTV]

Well, considering the person had somewhat of a resemblance to Lennon, I think maybe that was the point.

[EleMay93]

Bruce Beer - the bishop of Australia

hahah grand folks

geniuses

[Novazi74]

Bishop of Dulwich: Norman

Archbishop of Australia: Bruce (Brucie) Beer

Bishop Sarah

Archbishop Gumby: Bashing 2, bricks together!

Archbishop Shabby: Raising polecats for peace!

Archbishop Nudge: Peace? I like a piece!

[Novazi74]

Naughty Religion: If you like abit of love your neighbour....

No Questions Asked Religion: ....no questions asked.

Lunatic Religion: Believe in the power of prayer to turn the head purple!

The Most Popular Religion Ltd: ...for the human soul. (all lies)

Cartoon Religions Ltd.: Think of us, as pure friends!

[amarnamriju]

"you got your eyes on that coffee machine haven't you?"

"i don't mind i don't mind. it's just nice to be here rev..." *BITCH SLAP FROM HELL!!*

lmao palin can play a nice person so amazingly...that made it so much funnier

[Novazi74]

You chose hymn 437.....

Oh Mrs Collins, you had eyes on the coffee machine but you have won tonight's star prize; The Entire Norwich City Council!

I've got one already!

(strangle from HELL)

[Rektek23]

If that church had a Gumby Bishop, then I know it's a good investment. Where do I sign up?

[Tareltonlives]

Well, I've been in the Catholic church, and I'm SURE there's at LEAST one Gumby at the Vatican.

[PonyPerson3]

Who was that playing John Lennon? I had to watch that twice to realize it wasn't really him! :P

Oh, and...

"Peice? I'd like a peice! Know what I mean? Nudgenudgesaynomore!"

[thejugglenaut91]

i think it's idle. But yah i know what you mean.

[scousins1973]

It was Eric Idle.

[happyprincess456]

i'm starting a war for peace

[SwedishBass]

"Basically, I believe in peace, and bashing two bricks together!"

The gumbys are always hillarious...

[Novazi74]

(strangles)

[HiMtheEvilJoker]

4:11 ......so that is where the idea of carrot top came :3

[xxBCDLSxx]

"You've won our star prize, the entire Norwich city council."

"I've already got one!"

[Novazi74]

(strangles)

[happyprincess456]

haha archbishop shabby

[murielsartre]

My favorite lines:

"I've got one already!"

"Well, we don't have none of that tat!"

"If you like a bit of 'love your neighbor' (and who doesn't now and again), then see Vera and Cecily during the hymns."

::snerk!::

[Novazi74]

"I'd like to tell a moment by me, and this dissociates our church from these, frivolous, and offensive religions. We, are primarily concerned with what is best.....

(phone rings)

'Ello? Oh..... (picks up newspaper).... Well how 'bout Allied Breweries?...... Alright but keep for Rio Tinto.

(puts down phone)

..... for the human soul!"

Haha! I doubt he was meaning that!!!

[Novazi74]

Archbishop Nudge is funny but I couldn't catch what he was actually saying. Does anyone know what he was saying?

[teencomment]

He said he'd like a "piece" eh? Eh? Nudge nudge? *wink wink*

[Novazi74]

I thought it was like......

"Piece (Peace)? I like a piece!....."

Blah blah and I can't understand what's next.

[teencomment]

I'm starting a war for peace!

[Novazi74]

(cough)

Oh blimey.....

I'm raising polecats for peace! (cough)

[txaunis]

nunca habia visto este sketch y me ha parecido uno de los más ácidos de estos humoristas ingleses GORA MONTY PYTHON!!!

[edaines]

i love the python's obscure manner of attacking religion.

[rudiecantfail13]

Archbishop of Australia XD haha love it

[Stephie2007]

that's funny!

[dharmaseed]

You chose hymn 437...fucking brilliant!!!

[Novazi74]

Oh Mrs Collins......

Looks like you had eyes on the coffee machine but you have won tonight's star prize; The Entire Norwich City Council!!!

[teencomment]

I've already got one!

[Novazi74]

(strangles)

[dharmaseed]

@Novazi74 I've got one already!

[BlizzardOfTheCoast]

"I'm starting a war for peace"

Nice dig at Lennon.

[Novazi74]

(cough)

Oh blimey.... I'm raising peace for polecats!!!!

[murielsartre]

I'll bet he loved it, too.

[fionatheamazing]

All hail the Divine Looney!

[Novazi74]

Our prayers will be used to turn the head PURPLE!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!­!!!!

[cacalip]

LoL

[ChishioHanabi]

Yeah, Michael actually kinda looks like a woman... But... Kinda scary, actually... Oh, don't get me wrong, though. I love Michael...

[RescoeZ]

for those who know that the cartoon at the end was cut short due to 'offensive' material, if you listen carefully after the cartoon priest nails his head, you can just hear him say 'now' because he was supposed to continue talking. Anyone elso notice that?

[Novazi74]

I didn't notice that, but when I saw the full video (it was here but was taken out), at the last part where they fast forward everything for those who had missed the show I saw one part of after that cartoon priest. What was the offensive material you said?

[MrsPither]

LMAO!!!! I've been looking for this for AGES. Thanks for posting!

[foreverWHOfan]

lol i looved it!

haha bishop nudge lol !

[pockypurse]

Woah! xD Palin abuse!

[MilkmanConspiracy]

That last parts freaking disturbing.

Yet strangely reminds me of the father of my church...

[Shurikenger25]

I just can't decide which crackpot religion is right for me, they all sound so interesting.

[Paumonsu]

xDDD bueeeno