You know, if the cutscenes werent animated by a Korean high school student, hit detection and framerate werent god-awful, you could actually tell what you could jump on/interact with, and the enemies didnt randomly glitch-spawn out of thin air like TMNT on the NES, this game would almost be playable. ...in 1989. Almost.
@drboogersnot Really, the only thing that would make this gameplay worse, is if you had a time limit to complete each level. The cutscenes to me look like the only entertaining part of the game.
You know, if the cutscenes werent animated by a Korean high school student, hit detection and framerate werent god-awful, you could actually tell what you could jump on/interact with, and the enemies didnt randomly glitch-spawn out of thin air like TMNT on the NES, this game would almost be playable. ...in 1989. Almost.
romusz 1 month ago
It is quite amazing how every one of the cutscenes in this game manages to be profoundly disturbing.
AssociationAdmirer 3 months ago
i hope you show morshu
323starlight 3 months ago
Fat Guy: Feed him somethin' spicy, ya' know what I mean?
Link: That's what she said!
Fat Guy: O___o
mariozplaze 7 months ago
You know if this was a flash game made by 1-3 people I'd understand, but since Philips made this game, it looks like it could be high tech in 1969...
mariozplaze 7 months ago
5:03 link suddenly has brown hair...
tobacconist 8 months ago
"YOU MUST BE WHOREDENED WITH FIRE!"
akiratubo 8 months ago
i thought Militron was the coolest Ganon Minion..... until i saw his defeat of course
Hayato1992 1 year ago 4
Hey, dont diss the german drunk guy! At least, the clothes, beer and sausage portray that he's German.
flippyrulz123 1 year ago
THUMBS UP FOR BOMBING DODONGOS!!!(i think i spelled it right)
Snakecharmer95 1 year ago
0:16-0:19 the words Chuck Norris was born with.... GO AND KILL!!!!! and so.... he did....
TheShadowfan9000 1 year ago
"Oh my goodness this is AWFUL!" he must be talking about this game xD
KirbyWarrior97 1 year ago
Did he say worthless Korean? Militron is racist
the7thsageofhyrule 1 year ago 3
This is fucking horrible. No, it's an abomination. Jesus...
drboogersnot 1 year ago
@drboogersnot Really, the only thing that would make this gameplay worse, is if you had a time limit to complete each level. The cutscenes to me look like the only entertaining part of the game.
RetroVideoFan 10 months ago
The music in this game is awesome. Really awesome. I listen to the soundtrack a lot of times.
Dawngaward0110 2 years ago
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pivetom 2 years ago
@pivetom
no,koridians are just really small.
weege555 8 months ago
how did they make this game so bad! lol
sm2142 2 years ago
FEEL THE FIRE OF WAR!
robbthy7 2 years ago