How to Pronounce Guinness

[omegakratos123]

Gunchies Oh-fair-infait-defear If-fairy-fainy-fainy-fainene gunchies.

[NostalgicRainTF2]

I CANT GET OUT OF THE PLAYLISSSSSS-

[pwopwoli]

OHHHHHHHHEMMMMMMMGEEEEEE!!!!! You are toooo Flippin hilarious! I love you! This is just too cruel but soo damn funny!!!

[Lalaladadadahahaha]

This is hilariouus!

[Nightshade9001]

God cheese ohfardididfattitifur ohfardiddiheini God cheese.

[corin12355]

I am hilarious and find this Irish.

[nazyndred]

Im irish, he is correct.

[millytheballerinay]

Didn't realize Jim Carrey was the person doing the voice...should known

[piotrmil]

...You do realize that these videos are completely unfunny, right?

[ass1337ful]

@piotrmil GUICHEN. NEHEHEHEHDARSHEN.

[RonbowDosh]

@piotrmil "i hate fun" -you

[omegakratos123]

@piotrmil you surely are a kid who laughs just hearing the word poop. Kid, if this video is not funny why it has a like rate of 1257/57 ? Just think, isn't so hard anyway.

[TheAuzman466]

Am I wearing my headset wrong?

[PiXxiiDust123]

How the hell did i get to this....

[XTdarkgainTX]

what is this shit? lol

[MrMuyLoca]

54 people don't know how to pronounce Guinness.

[SparksGFX]

Pauls crew... here they come

[ItsMaazda]

i only had my right headphone in so i thought there was no sound...

[senorretard]

I just realised my left headphone is in my right and now it's starting to bug me

[Juicetinfeb]

The Ohfernififferdiffiffer-efferni­ffifiedinnifeidinigoncheese book of world records.

[peeco19]

thats so offensive to irish and im irish.we dont talk like a simpson leprechaun..lol

[MrSlayer543]

Damn it this is PronunciationManual

[CJAnonymous]

"This just in: A non-English-speaking tourist was severely beaten today by an Irish bartender who thought he was making fun of his accent. The tourist claims he was just trying to order a beer, and added 'curse you, PronunciationManual.'

More on this story at 11."

[unknownperson9674]

All my right ear heard was blank

[friskyelmira]

I feel so immature laughing so hard at these

[beastwithinyou]

i heard it through my right ear... oh.... wait i had my headset on backwards

[TheNomclan]

My left earbud broke. :( I will never know...

[TheRealBatabii]

ganges

[HarryBillyBobGeorge]

Alec Goncheese

[usernameclassifeid]

Goncheese world records.

[SparkTa100]

Gaycheese.

[skmojoed]

I though a leprechaun was to the left of me, freaked me out.

[rmaster321]

i dont always drink beer, but when i do, i prefer gonchese lafarnefarneeefarneefarrnadefa­rnnllalfe gonchese

[Ahm3e]

I imagine myself in a pub. One gon cheese  .....................AFLEENDID­EEFEUNDIDEEFLANDIDI gon cheese please!

[MrJuitman]

Gaunchies. Sounds like a disease.

[rachelandthemachine]

wow. this really reminded me of jim carey.

[Beeebeejuu]

As a Guinness, I find this offensive.

[IyoGata]

This is what happens when you have too much Gon cheese. OOH DE FLEIELFLEIFLIELELELIFIFIELELIF­IREIFELEFIEIlIFRIEl gon cheese.

[nintendork64]

Seeing as I've can't remember having heard this word said out loud before, I was convinced for half a second.

After all, we're talking about English here. There are stranger pronunciations...

[HarryBillyBobGeorge]

Try Coup de tat. NONONO WAIT. Try "I'm sorry."

[ricardoole]

This sounded a little like when you get in the grass zone in pokemon games...

[TheNameIsntSam]

DO: BACON!

[Warrioratheart123]

My dad translated this and it literary means: Bartender can I have a pint of Guiness.

[thestrangestlife]

omg so funny

[12xYEARxOLDxTROLL]

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliop­hobia. pronounce it.

[MrArisono]

As a Irish man I can assure you,this is 298.75% accurate.

[DrCreeperz]

I'm drunk and I find this Irish.

[screwthis900]

what the fuck is going on

[brukernavnmisbruker]

my right ear is lonely.

[cigaretteskinny21]

This videos are so funny! 'pronunciationbook' is fucking retarded, half of everything they say is completely wrong. I'm so glad you're trolling him.

[TurkeySammiches]

What the fuck is this? Why does he say them all so strange, to try to be funny?

[qevvy]

@TurkeySammiches He's trolling user 'pronunciationbook' XD

[TQOMify]

Wait, who pronounces it like this? How come this is the correct pronunciation, and why have I never been taught like this? What version of English is this?

[Axelerator4000]

@TQOMify You're not serious.

[GodOfUnbelief]

Gun Cheese

[XXHelix]

My left ear enjoyed this very much.

[Daarko15]

Jim Carey? Is that you?

[xXw0lfiesXx]

This guy keeps reminding me of tobuscus ._.

[AnAngryPossom]

I'm Irish and I give this pronunciation a huge stamp of approval. You can say it faster the more drunk you are as well. Eventually it just becomes Goncheezlelfflfleeilfleflifell­efiflielehfheghehhf

[AgileDefender]

@AnAngryPossom You are not Irish. You are American.

[OwNaGeOfDaLiAm]

Boy my left ear loves this video!

[VideosBySimCrazy]

@OwNaGeOfDaLiAm my right one likes this video

[whyman445]

@OwNaGeOfDaLiAm right one for me :o

[TheCourier63]

@OwNaGeOfDaLiAm are you retarded? it's the right, dumbass

[OwNaGeOfDaLiAm]

@TheCourier63 Just a wild guess, but I think you may have your headphones on the wrong way round.

[FSXMovies]

This is what it probably sounds like when you've downed a crate of em.

[amaroalonsoball]

i am very confused

[taukid421]

He sound like the Irish version of the Muppet Swedish Chef.

[luhp92]

samwise goncheese :D

[JMallandain]

Fuck me xD haha

[MonkeyDMills]

Can you try the word "Campaign" please?

[lostnthevoid]

That was so feckin' dreadful.

[333gv]

OH! I SAW THIS ON ELLEN! (Ellen Degeneres Show). This guy LOVES to do this to mess with people! LOL!!!!!!

[BreadedRedhead]

finnegans wake, much?

[LudusVan]

I'm Irish and i'm too drunk to find this offensive

[BladeSp33d]

can you do tumblr (I don't like the teenage girls who use it)

[Judge0078]

Slightly racist ... love it.

[ghostbosnian000]

I only watch these to read the top comments.

[vigdos]

Next video: How to pronounce Christopher Walken.

[dullath]

@vigdos -- as christopher walken.

[Nix4dogs]

My left ear has never felt so special.

[HipsterMcMainstream]

I will have a Guiness Beer please.

"Sorry sir but it's actually pronounced Goncheesehafaerndefaredaharfen­dadahithiminthegoncheese."

[samsamzebest]

that's how you pronounce the 7th guinness

[IDSearcher01]

Is he Tobuscus?!?

[Meeleolu]

@IDSearcher01 he's not. this is some swedish guy

[OurenV2]

Hmm, why I believe my right ear just became deaf. Neat.

[KroMag5]

My left ear enjoyed this video.

[yogurtpuke]

this is not at all funny, these usually are but thats just sad.

[dembumboclot]

Do you do any English courses?

[spartan1355]

is it me... or is every single video 8 seconds long?

[MrDaftCraft]

@spartan1355 it's you bro

[pot910]

Your usage of the word Guinness in the Irish language is resplendent.

[DGKMagnificent]

Just imagine the facial expressions he's making while saying this.

[MrShaiGenis]

I thought he was gonna say "Gayness".

[070000591]

Thank You! I have learned so much about English from your videos!

[makohit]

some day these people are going to make a video of themselves and we'll realize they are actually autistic

[billieee98]

this is my favourite :')

[ToomeyVonToomey]

I'm waiting until I find someone who doesn't speak English but watches these videos.

"Hey, would you like a beer?"

"Oh yes! I'll have a Goncheezlelflflflfleelleielfli­flflielfilfleilifififffleiflei­fleifliefelfielfeifegoncheez."

[anatolebahorel]

Warning: this video contains gratuitous Irish gibberish. Be advised.

[TheLocalCreeperr]

the chemical name of titin bitch the video would be 3 hours long

[beeroni]

i absolutely love the irish sentence placement.

[austin1moore]

only my right speaker works. i didnt hear anything :(

[Vampavery]

fafidfardiagahitgjuiap,GONJESE­S!



[demonicshadow5747]

how about:

Antidisestablishmentarianism?

[inyourfacesociety]

Do how to pronounce "Asynchronous" I always wanted to know how to say that.

[iToxic1337]

@inyourfacesociety uh-sink-ro-nus i think lol

[ManofWario]

@inyourfacesociety

It's "Ey-sink-ruh-nis", "Ey-sink-row-nis", "Uh-sink-ruh-nis" or "Uh-sink-row-nis".

Depends on how you say it. All of these are correct.

[Freggly]

Im Irish and i approve this video...

[etyyeyify]

DID U KNOW THERES A COMMUNITY CALLED FUCK U CONSIDER THIS A DARE

[SplitterEdin]

lol u said gungees it Gui nn E s

[Emeralsha]

To those who seem to not understand.  This channel is a joke. Don't worry, its all going to be okay...

[cannibalchad]

what just happened ?

[jojoleaf]

omg i cant stop laughing

[Nix4dogs]

Say Gin.

> Gin.

Say Ness.

> Ness.

Say Guinness.

>Goncheese.

[LuftTim]

@Nix4dogs I nearly died loling

[ColourSocks361]

that's not how the Irish say Guinness, let alone anyone else

[SuperNinja221]

@ColourSocks361 im irish and the way we say it is "wanna fight wanker"

[ColourSocks361]

@SuperNinja221 yeah, i'm irish too and that is a good point

[sticky274885]

I believe it's pronounced FUCK

[cesc2barca]

It's Irish guys. He's saying "nothing better than a cold Guinness". He's just saying it with a Cork accent so it sounds messed up!!

[Orthinology]

My left ear feels special.

[DC11961]

@linetap I hope you're being sarcastic. Because if not, lord help you. This isn't proper English. It's Gibberish! :D

[TANCOthe3rd]

@DC11961 No it's not, its Sims language. Or English in 1000 years from now.

[linetap]

I have learned great English from your smart tutorial. I come to USA soon to speak with great people!

[winterlover89]

so hilariously offensive!

[IanEduardoMeneses]

Gonecheese

[GeordieBoi9]

im guessing the sound is only in the left ear, damn you broken headphones!

[jacob525312]

Goncheese, my cheese is gone?

[513313]

I want to learn the language THIS guy speaks!

[monicamsa]

press 2 and 6 repeatedly. lol

[stefanoistheking]

Please pronounce: Antidisestablishmentarianism

[Snookbone]

Many Thankings for your Video. I live from East Europe Country, and my England speaks not so happy. Your Video are inspire to my People.

[HumbleFishStix]

Say "After Disaster"

[TheDanorte]

Ganges is a holy river where indians bath and poop! :D

[FSXMovies]

This is what it sounds like after you down a 24 pack of them.

[PrototypeOfZEUS]

Guncheese... okay..

[Sensfansleeee]

are you the same person as runforthecube on youtube? he does the same kind of videos like this thats why.

[Nix4dogs]

GONCHEESE.

[137smc]

thats how it sounds after you have had 10

[SweatEagle]

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilico­­volcanoconiosis

[TheLmfaostudios]

Gunchies. AFARDEDEFARAFARENIFINYNIFINYNA­FARE Gunchies.

[zippypatr]

I'm gonna need some new uploads there, PronunciationManual.

[WiperTF2]

My left ear enjoyed this

[SouthernDirtbiker]

I like how this is the only video that has more likes on the actual video then likes on a comment. All the other ones have comments that have more likes then the video. LETS CHANGE THAT QUICK SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING STUPID. No one? Ok.. Um... STAGED AND BISEXUAL!

[31DogKing]

Gunchyz Book Of World Record lol

[Rick132500]

My right ear feels lonely.

[deamondogboy]

@Rick132500 I thought my headphones broke.

[HanaYooHoo6]

My left ear liked this video more then my right ear . A .;;

[JzTheMan94]

i dont get these vids

[DaniloMartinsdCastro]

I was on the Ganges River drinking a Guinness - No, wait, I was on the Guiness River drinking a Ganges - ok, so what, there are Irish Pubs everywhere!!

[Aaronmogi]

and Gunjees is pronounced Guinness ! Oh yeah!! hahaha

[TheArmaldo]

I'm Irish, and this made me laugh. Now all that's needed is some random tourist to walk into a traditional pub and pronounce it like in said video at the bar...I can just see the bewildered reactions right now. xD

[eMoDevil1993]

My right ear wants some guncheez too :(

[sweetcommand0]

has anybody read the gunchezofharaldrnahardiherd book of world records?

[PaladinswordSaurfang]

WHERE'S PEEPETH???

[Starfoxteam1]

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Consider this a dare, PronounciationManual.

[Michon00]

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[ThePinkMamaLuigi]

@Starfoxteam1 There's a word that contains 189,819, The word can't fit in YouTube so here is the link to the word: sarahmcculloch . com/luminaryuprise/longest-wor­d.php

[corbyz]

@Starfoxteam1 Anyone who's seen Barbarella knows how to pronounce that, geez.

[halomeister99]

@Starfoxteam1 Why Yeeeas i did ;)

[Kathilisi]

@Starfoxteam1 That would be awesome! And perhaps Eyafjallajökull after that.

[randomactsofreason]

@Starfoxteam1 That's pronounced (phonetically):"Us"