South Park Aristocrats

[hearttopmodel05]

fucking love this show

[giggetygoo92]

His grandpa told him this joke?

[HonestyoverLoyalty]

In Soviet Russia...South Park watches YOU

[EKwescotv]

@rwjsidneycrosby it wasn't aired

[Feeniefan12345336]

Lmao at Kyle! XD

[SuperMelissa300]

I think I get it.

[Greev84]

what the hell is this kind of bordeline sick ass joke, southpark takes this shit way to far. Seems like you can do everything on tv these days

[EKwescotv]

@Greev84 it was never released on the air.

[BreakerByte]

@Greev84

QQ moar. Your tears taste like Icecream. Allow me to drink your ever flowing sadness. Mmm.

[Greev84]

@BreakerByte How about you drink my piss instead retard.. Now go and suck your mommys titties cause it seems you didnt get any while you were an infant, so you probably missed out some valuable vitamines ..

[BreakerByte]

@Greev84

Wow.That was your response? HAHAHAHHAHA Jesus your retarded. Ah ha ha ha ha ha.

[BreakerByte]

@Greev84

HAHAHAHHA. Yes. Vitamins. What a retard. HAHAHAHAHA. That's so fail I refuse to make fun of you anymore, you can do that all by yourself. Go you!

[herbienbrian]

dear god xD

[lforlight]

OMG! You've cut the punchline! Cartman says "Me neither"!

[CyberSzabo]

@lforlight

Actually it's "neither do I"

[lforlight]

@CyberSzabo But it's still missing.

[SadisticEmoRockChick]

ZOOMGGG>. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. =)

[download333]

All I can think of is Fred Phelps. But that doesn't really relate to "Aristocrats".

[halomaster6101]

SOO FUNNY THAT I DONT GET IT LOL XD

[mecantbreakdance]

@halomaster6101 it's an age old joke where you use the opening line of a family at a talent agent and make it as dirty as humanly possible, then you tell the punchline its called the "aristocrats", because aristocrats are supposed to be high class and fancy.

[alexkollar]

@halomaster6101 It really isn't a joke... the Joke itself is old. The point of it is to take the main ideas of the joke called the "Aristocrats" and make it the most vulgar and disgusting version of a story ever heard. If you search "Aristocrats Jokes" you'll get comedians doing their vulgar versions. This is simply south parks version! Thats why THEY don't get it. Cartments Uncle told him HIS version of the joke which really isn't a joke as it doesn't have a punch line!

[iShadyy]

@alexkollar well said, sir

[explodingpuppy]

@alexkollar don't waste your time explaining that to people who CAN'T get it.

[GuysSeriously]

What the hell is Zoo? is it a magazine

[freako27]

@GuysSeriously yes zoo is a magazine, its sold in britain and australia, its a mens magazine

[GuysSeriously]

Guess you need something to read while taking a shit eh?

[RikenisR]

@GuysSeriously joo means jewish people.

[GuysSeriously]

No someone said Zoo not Joo, I think they mean they heard about this joke in a magazine called Zoo, they probably dont have it where you're from.

[RikenisR]

oooo cartman just told the same old The Debonaires joke. this type of jokes are called aristocrats. many magzines published aristocrats jokes. this type of joke always starts with talent agent. family doin dirty violence act.....

[TheOptimusjetfire]

i always watch dis on mtv at 8pm

[suckadick14]

poooseer...unless your like 12 but even then..

[PukkaTucker]

hahaha!

[legendofsource]

wtf is zoo

[RikenisR]

@legendofsource joo is jewish people

[hesso13]

ZOOOOOO fuck yeah

[DrPots]

holy fuck man thats like ten times worse than chasers and the comedian dudes south african joke funny as tho

zoo ftw

[ront1010]

Zoo was right; that is one hell of an offensive joke! lol.

[tontitogarrido]

holy shit, zoo was right haha

[nikkiboi1]

hey wats zoo?

[Eddy9985]

hahahah that is the most offensive thing ever hahahaha i love it, thanks ZOO

[TheGussBuss]

i found it in zoo 2!

lol

funny as ay

[FroZZZenFire]

just saw it in zoo today. thought about checking it out.

LOL

funny as always

[d5trbd]

gotta love zoo lol fucking hillarious.......and yeh the future serial killer lol

[pacmannn69]

haha zoo aswell :)

[TJJohnson86]

i saw this in ZOO aswell

there is a movie called The Aristocrats ands its just famous comedians telling their own versions of the joke and it gets pretty messed up

[amidzajebekozu]

anyone see that future spelling bee mass murderer?

[heathos1]

I found it in zoo too... Geez.. Southpark is fucked up... yet beautiful in its own way .... :D

[amidzajebekozu]

legendary i found it in ZOO

[runoveranemokid2]

same

[marapovic]

me too

[nikkiboi1]

wats zoo?

[filcankil]

...um yeah...only South Park

[liam2250]

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH­HAHA.... holy shit dude