YO MAMA JOKES 2

[bombacladian]

yo mama is so mentally retarded that scientist gained the idea of your mama jokes from heer init

[sonicmon213]

yo papa so fat that yo mama jokes came

[prettyswagable]

yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater people was like "LOOK KING KONG IN 3D"!

[Guides101]

yo moma so hairy she's the new version of harry potter

[MythicalSkull13]

Yo mama so fat that when Jesus said " let there be light" she had to move out the way

[MythicalSkull13]

Yo mama so fat she had to have her passport photo taken by satellite. Ohhhh

[Deadzombable]

Yo mama so hairy when she went in to the everyone shouted Bigfoot

[iculookin65]

Yo mama so black her teacher used her to clean the chalkboard.

[mmofps101]

your mama so ugly it looks like chooboku wiped his ass an her head

[iluvmiiselv]

your mama so small that she does pushups on a staple

[iluvmiiselv]

you mama so ugly at the strip club people pay her to not take of her clothes.you mama so dum when she look in the mirror she thought she had twins your mama so dum she takes a ruler to sleep to see how long she sept you got no jokes at all you mama so poor that ducks throws bread at her

[iamabeast4life]

He does good videos

[MrGreenzboy]

yo mama so fat, that when she jumps in the air she almost got stuck!!!

[bombshock840]

yo mama is so fat wen she wanted a water bed they put a blanket over the Atlantic oceon

[omancool1]

Yo mama so short when she did a backflip she kicked a leprechaun in the balls

[iculookin65]

Yo mama so poor when she stick her hand in her pocket her pants say change me

[TeamVRK]

Your mommas like a shotgun 2 cocks and she blows

[copyman321]

yo mama is so skinny when ever she sneezes she dose a back flip.

[dirtbikerider630]

447 people love there mom to much



[AelitaStone1]

Yo mama so ugly, that when she was born her mama said "what a treasure!" and her daddy said "ya, now let's go barry it"

[AelitaStone1]

Haha!! I had an app called 1,000 yo Nama jokes and I loved the one were it said: yo mama so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said, To Be Continued

And then another one me and my friends came up with was: yo mama so fat that when one of those yellow buses filled with with white kids came by she yelled, TWINKY!!!

[iculookin65]

@supermanswag3 yo mama so ugly they had to bribe the dr to pull her out of her mama

[Supermanswag3]

Yo mama so stupid she thought she was born with a dick

[iculookin65]

yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and scared the

[Supermanswag3]

Yo mama so ugly she looked in the mirrior and scared the shit out of herself

[BestInTheWorld234]

Yo momma so stupid when her mom gave birth to her the hospital sent a sorry note back.

[BestInTheWorld234]

Yo Momma So Stupid The Only Letters She Knows Is KFC.

[zombieoutbreakprod]

@Typhlosionvsworld Hodpotal... Really. Hospital.

[Burnsy1999]

yo muma so stupid that she got locked in asdas and starved to death

yo muma so fat that when she sits on the toliet it breaks.

this is funny dude -.-

[Gaiathecreator90]

yo mamma so stupid she let you guys watch this

[SuperAwesomeness143]

Yo mammas soo stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch



[thousanddollarsmore2]

Yo momma is sooo stupid she tried to drown a fish

[Tsumite]

Yo mama is so fat, she uses a cheat on the Wii-Fit™.

[TheNiklasJD]

You need a MAMA!!!

[Typhlosionvsworld]

Your momma's so ugly that when ur grandma went into labor thr hodpotal staff went on strike

[Megalodon64]

your mom is so ugly that when she was born your grandma said, "Wow her face is like a treasure". And your grandpa said,"Yeah, lets go bury it."

[marcofkd]

Jokes on all of u, cuz IM DOIN UR MOMZ xD

[tratra10121]

yo moma teeth so yellow that i cant believe its not butter

yo moma so fat that she tried to go to mcdonalds tripped over arbys and landed on burger king

yo moma so fat when she went to sea world all the whales sang WE ARE FAMILY EVEN THOU YO FATTER THAN ME

yo moma so stupid that she got stabbed in a shoot out

yo moma so fat that when she saw a bus full of black peeps go by she screamed STOP THAT CHOCLATE FILLED TWINKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

THUMBS UP IF YO GONS TO USE THIS ONE DAY

[Crazaypplz]

Ur momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she said "Hey! That's my phone number!"

[username42a]

Yo moma's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.

[Quitelightning]

hey dude, im calling from the 80's, we want our jokes back, they're bodacious and we want to be ahead of the curve on the major awesome funnies

[GintokiRPG]

yo mama so stupid she lived the American dream in Thailand

[ExBrAdEn]

Yo mums so fat I was in bed with her and to get off her I hade to roll over 4 times

[ExBrAdEn]

Yo mums so fat when she fell down the stairs it sounded like the ending of eastenders yo mums so fat she made medowhall look like a fish bowl yo mums so ugly when she cries the tears run up her face yo mums so stupid she bought a packet on polos and took them back because they had a hole in them yo mums so stupid she got ran over by a parked car yo mums so yo mums so fat she got ran over by a bus and said who threw that stone yo moms so stupid she tried to suicide by jumping of a curb

[popguys123]

your mums teeth r so yellow when she smiled at the sun she made it go black :)

[popguys123]

yo mama is so fat when she sat on the ipad it became a ipod yo mamas pussy is so hairy when she had kids they came out with carpet burn yo mama is so fat when she walked past the tv i missed a whole season of the simpsons yo mama is so dumb she tried to drown a fish yo mamas so dumb when i said look a dead bird she looked into the sky yo papas dick is so small when he walked into da wall with a boner he hit his nose :D

thumbs up for more jokes

[Firepower622]

YO MAMAS SO FAT SHE WAS SO UGLY TO LOOK AT A MAN DIED AND YO MAMA SAT ON HIM

[ifoundululz]

these jokes are horrible rofllll

[xprincess321]

yo mama so fat that jesus couldnt lift her spirit

yo mama so fat that wen she passed by the t.v. i missed three episodes

yo mama so dumb she tried to make the alphebet using m&ms.

yo mama so stupid that wen she threw a rock at the ground she missed

yo mama so dumb she stuck battery up her ass and said i got the power

yo mama so hairy big foot took pictures of her

yo mama so fat that wen she passed by windows the didnt have sunlight for 4 days

[willsviews2]

Yo mama is so fat she broke my WiiFit board and we played on a 1 player Kinect game and it said only one person!

[ThePitdog99]

yo mama so poor she made a gmail account just so she could eat the spam

[mexican4life419]

yo mama teeth so yellow when she be smiiling the cars be slowing down

[sonichedgehog55]

Yo mamas so stupid she taped papet on the tv and called it paper viev OOOOOOH

[zachownzall]

are you white or..?

[Calasol1]

lame



[41409david]

yo mama is so stupid she jumped over a clear wall just to see wats on the other side he he he he

[KennethCXPolarland]

FUCKING FUNNY

[mrjjchace]

yoz mama so FAT that she can play the role of KING KONG OOOOOOOOOOOO

[WWEBROTHERSFORLIFE]

your mamas so stupid that when a robber stells her tv she says u forgot the remote

[iculookin65]

Yo mama so white they thought she was a bulb and screwed her in at the lighthouse

[KAZZI4]

yo mama so fat she went on the weighning scale and it said to be continued...

[a23azza]

yr mommas so fat the only letters in the alphebet that she knows are kfc

[MrReedo3]

Yo mama so dirty that when she put deoderent on, it dosent even help her. She needs to spray a whole bottle of Febreze on her just to smell good.

[pokemon7989]

your mama so fat when she stepped on the scale the scale said to be continued

[wiier14]

yo mama so poor that she cant afford to pay attention!

[amberr490]

he needs some mental hlep



[31dopeboi]

@amberr490 you need some spelling *help*

[sjbrigoleandpsalm2]

yo mama so stupid she opens the mnm and alphabetize them :D

[caltempature98]

obviously slim shady dont know how to say yo mama jokes....

[charizardoreo]

yo mamas so stupid that she subscribed to dannycraps

[betomw3]

your mamma its so fat that she was pregnant of u the doctor thought its was a tumor

[MrDarius250]

captain obvious

[ZenithUnited]

Yo mamma is so stupid she liked this video

[tingedmrshooter]

your muma so fat when she had sex the man thought it was a threesome

[Bk42hy]

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[Musiclover7859]

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[saberanimationstudio]

three words...WHAT THE FUCK?????

[SakiEvo]

yo momma so super stupid her brain is the size of your small penis!

[PENGUINO8110]

He sucks

[MrSimpsonDude]

oh man youre dumb and ansty, you make a pig look beautiful and hellen keller seem smart!!!!!!!!!!!!

[youngkingGAM3RZ]

wow those are old jokes

[TheJarman93]

Wow mudding

[TheDeafcon]

Yo mama so ugly that she joined myspace and everyone switched to facebook!

[MrCrazytortuga]

DON'T READ THIS BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED BY THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW YOU STARTED READING SO DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY SEND THIS TO FIVE OTHER VIDEOS IN 146 MINUTES WHEN YOUR'E DONE PRESS F6 AND THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

[gassmann123]

@MrCrazytortuga ur a fucking idiot... and this vid is fucking shite

[Mauimuzik517]

Your mama so fat, her baby pictures had to be taken via satellite. >.>

[nekokitty666]

bad jokes..but ur hot lol

[Wild42Card]

Yo mama so poor I farted in her house and she came running in the room saying "clap yo hands stomp yo feet praise the lord we got heat!"

[blm0972]

yo momma so white she looks like a piece of paper

[StArDuPaX]

thumbs up if you feeled bored already after 20 seconds ...

[rebeccaloulou10]

your really beautiful and the jokes are joke BraapTingg;) <3

[SuperTextiles]

who asks for a colour t.v anymore?

[aishahabib1]

your mum is so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

[potctk]

@aishahabib1 there was a fat kid at school. when they were doing some kinda fitness thing and he steped on the scale, it said error. LOL no joke.

[thecowboybrian]

jajajajajjajajjajajajajajaj lol o0lololoolol on your next video can u shey hi for me

[mailman364]

your mum is so UGLY shes the reasone why waldo is hiddining

[luhtweety123]

yo mama so ugly when we was about to fuck my dick hid back in my pants

[Dawgzilla357]

Yo mama is so fat she's bigger than the sun who tern off the lights is it yo mama ?

[hannahbayz]

your mums so stupid she looked at this video

[MASTERMIND719]

yo mama so fat, when she got her weight checked it said "to be continued"

[Dcknight441]

your momma so stupid she got hit by a park car

[noniluetjen]

yo mama so old when she farts she farts dust

[preddiimorenaxd]

Nice dude. Cool one

[KNGarver]

Nice jeep. Make more jeep vids

[TheManxyboy]

yo mamas so ugly shes the reason why waldo went missing XD

[TheSupervincent]

marge is hot.

[MrVivekdantas]

great video!

[805memz]

you need many years of therapy..many..many years... of therapy...

[frontfliproduction]

girl, wtf?

[iHopx3]

Bro you make no sense, -___-

GET A FUCKING LIFE...

[Hungrycorbin]

Yo mama so fat she comes up on the radar

[TudorPangal]

The joke goes: Yo momma so poor that when you asked to use the bathroom she said pick a CORNER

[MINECRAFT6900]

Yo mama is so STUPID she took a ruler to bed to see how long she sleept

[btawesome98]

Yo mama so fat she uses a kong sized bed as a tampon

[bend107]

yo mama so fat when i hanged a picture of her it fell of the wall

[HiteshABandodkar]

yo mama so stupid she gave birth 2 u.....!!!

[WolfPackAttack1911]

@HiteshABandodkar FUCK YOU LOL

[HiteshABandodkar]

@WolfPackAttack1911 fuck me fucker......

[WolfPackAttack1911]

@HiteshABandodkar just kidding dude calm down

[HiteshABandodkar]

@HiteshABandodkar 

[ALSMember]

dis guy mus b so f*ckin bored to make a vid this ...borin..

[boomerflambe]

stupidest video ever,aside from friday

[Jerrry41]

yo mama so fat she dont need internet she already worldwide

[allyi1000]

yo mamma must be so proud of you.....haaaaaaaaa...u funny

[schoolhackstar793]

You mama so ugly her initials are WTF

[KrisBCash510]

Hahaha  dum shit

[GravityLaParkour]

hey! i'm not attracted to his fat mama!!

[Titothehero1]

Your mama so stupid that she laugh at this.

[MrKylechristopher]

Your mom must be the second dumbest person in the world....

[ziatco]

THIS ISN"T FUNNY - SPARTA STYLE

[whome2008]

Yo mama is so stupid!....thats it's..........

[jjemopuppy]

yo so dumb she made you

[elsiecolemant]

Yo jokes so dumb I died o--o

[AcerNZ]

you got an ass crack on your chin. hahaha

[cheynie101]

I think that it is a some don't listen to the 5th and down

[18steam59]

pr0yuis@ u got that from yo moma so fat joke it was yo mama so fat that when she sat on a iPod it was a iPad .... STEALER! DONT DENY IT !!!

[TechGal2o7o]

Yo mammas so fat when you were born she said "ooooohhh it comes with cable!!!!"

[tylermarquis1]

?That's john 316

[TheJerkinbrat13]

this is BULLSHIT!!

[missthanghasswag]

yo mamma so stupid she told u,u were funny enough 2 do this

[ADHDIan]

dude..... Fail

[TheLemonwinks]

-facepalm-

[MapleNeon]

all of these "mama jokes" r not funny

[Foilsdown]

yo mama so dumb this is what happens when she edited your video.

[EroticbananaFilms]

You mama's so stupid that she tought this was jokes!

[Sanadzappy123]

u mama so ugly she made this video actually look more pretty then her

[courtneysmexycake]

Up mamma so dum she had u and u caught on to the dum part or her too quick

[prcosgrave]

This is shit

[marc23chanak]

yo mama's so stupid she could only be yo mama...

[mommacat94]

your mom is an epic fail for giving birth to u dude

[lundonful]

This was very funny

[AlwaysCountryStrong]

Ahahahah vvv

[SuperAmbergold]

Your Mum is so stupid she thumbed up this comment.

[ak377crs]

this is so funny

[irangel202]

Your mom is so stupid she has kids that makes vids like this.

[Sandraella1982]

you're mom so stupid she allowed you to make this wack video

[mysteriosperson]

yo moma is so dumb she got locked in a mattres store and slept on the ground

[167Danny]

Yo mamas so stupid she got run over by a parked car

[k4m1k4z3273]

can somebody pleez subtitle this

[Karleebatron]

Your mum is so fat that when shes stuck in the road cars swerve to avoid her but run outta petrol! POWNED!

[ryanorallo1]

yo mamas so stupid, she doesnt like this video

[BOBgoesBOOM]

Yo mama's so stupid she laughed at this video.

[TheYashbond007]

your mamas so fat wen she jumps from d window she bounce back:)

[deathbisnipe]

yo mammas so fat she sat on a bug and it made a vw beetle(vw bug if your american)