Training Day Tell Me A Story Opening Restaurant and Monte Carlo Scene @ 3:45

[SirRogerWeb]

23sec - 26sec - ahahahaha

[piscesgirl98]

Wtf, Lol why does he have guns in his JACKET?! HAHA @ 3:00-3:31 <3 Denzel!

[ESSJ333]

"You in the office baby"

my favourite part 

[loulou3t]

@ESSJ333 And them loud pipes after turning the ignition made that line even more epic or badass...

[caseycharle321]

"that old-school hard chargin beat up everything that moves Rodney King shit" classic lol

[BinaTube17]

A D.U.I Wooow let me load up my guns. lmaoooo



[Shootin1s]

Payin The Bill As In 'Bustin A Nut'

[Shootin1s]

@Orphyn9 When He Refers To The Dick With The Money in The Pockets He Is Basically Sayin Pussy Is Pussy..... (left Pocket: His Wife) (right Pocket: Debbie)

[month671]

In the scence when they go to roger house wat did roger mean when he was talkin about the snail and the man?

[HomeBoyTellEm28]

Dui stop o shhhhhiit

[shadoww760]

i wish somebody would put the full movie by now

[Jonzer1983]

@shadoww760 You could just dl the movie bro

[KTD82291]

3:43

Denzel Washington doesn't wait for the traffic to pass because he must cross the street in the most badass way as possible. It's definitely something that Chuck Norris would do.

[FaMe901EnT]

"ill get something to eat" no the hell you wont you fucked that up,im tryna read my paper pls shutup LMFAO

[CherryNuck1]

Denzel!!! My N#%@%!

[TheEsevee]

Alright alright yeAha HA HA HA code. X lmao

[youngbull360]

Thank you for adding the part when he walk across the street without looking!!! LOL

[Aneilah]

lol. Maybe I shouldn't laugh cause hes an evil cop. But this is so hilarious.

[BennduR]

thumbs up if you're here from reddit :P

[HostileSausage]

@BennduR you mean the thread about the dude who was reading that newspaper and those 2 chicks were making fun of him?

[BennduR]

@HostileSausage yup haha

[td84]

Alright, alright... Yeah!

[sharpshooter617]

"lickher license?" "a wut?" "a LICK-HER-LICENSE, was she a dike, a lesbian?" lmaooo

[cinco6535]

boom

[LAExcitement]

i was so into the movie, i saw the whole 7 minutes when i just came for the story ha

[Bojaxs]

2 people ain't got a dick.

[crazybones2009]

Dis nigga gives you chills maayyn.....da real OG

[boatpro1988]

"pay the bill"

[JosephPorta18]

''get in its unlocked'' badass

[WutangClan4LiF3]

" i cant miss " HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[waterjordan2]

If denzel washington didn't cast to play the role as Alonzo, i think samuel L. Jackson would have done a good job as well.

[wiseguy1010]

@waterjordan2 no way man. Jackson is a good actor, but Denzel got real talent. Not just talking fast and saying MF a lot, but really acting, you know.

[ahadcommander]

So where is the office? back in the divison

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U R in the office baby.

[hashlines]

@ahadcommander rmmmmmm ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding!

[PrimeTimeJokesta]

0:50-1:13, Alonzo's eyes look cold & evil as hell. Denzel was such a boss in this movie

[Suburbannite]

"BOOM! You never know, that's the point."

lol wat

[stunna4life06]

@Suburbannite lmfao had me dyin

[EddyYoon7]

@sapspen i stand corrected good catch

[EddyYoon7]

at 4:09, he opens the back seat door and enters the front seat. kaboom

[sapspen]

@EddyYoon7 at 4:30 you can see the car's doors. There are only one door per side. kaoom

[kemo7nova]

You tap that ass, didn't you? :-) My nigga

[Cennagon360]

"BOOM!!! HAHA! You never know, that's the point."

[AlizeCiz]

''look man i got a wife''

''you got a dick''

LMAOO who writes this shit? and where is his oscar

[CKapps]

@AlizeCiz IMDB will answer all your movie questions.

[richardburns1560]

Your in the office Baby.....isn't great!

[ghariiscool]

2 people want to roast in a hot-black and white all summer

[ghariiscool]

the newspaper line is one of my favorites....

[leroibonois]

maah nigga !

[The7legacy]

4:21- You're in the office baby.

6:17- Beat-up that everything that moves Rodney King shit.

[camador34]

alonzo is such an ass to him !! XD but id still kick it wit him he is one funny nigga XD

[kdreamland]

But it entertains me. You won't let me read it. So you entertain me with your bullshit. Haha, Alonso seems narked that he wouldn't let him read his paper.

I like when he mentions to "grab the menu off the window alright", that's quite important for what happens later on.

5.19, what's Hoyt pointing at? The cyclists are wearing helmets...

7.20, the most important thing is that Alonso speaks so much truth. You wear your heart on your sleave, you're likely to get it bitten off.

[kinan52]

@kdreamland at 5:19, my best guess would be tht after the story of DUI, and when alonzo said tht the most entertaining story he had despite a female trainer for a year is that !? it was pretty obvios to hoyt (hawk) that alonzo (denzel) is really the type that enjoys talkng about women like that, so he pointed at the women riding the bike when alonzo was all like "you have today and today only..." _or something like_ in order to impress alonzo but you can see he hesitated and didn't bring it up

[femia1993]

no like about the pockets and the money n that shit

[monehunnet]

GREAT ACTING.

[Irfan87]

Great movie. Shit fucking car.

[femia1993]

i dont get that pay the bill shit?

[ninjajesus81]

@femia1993 You don't know what he meant when he said to pay the bill? The bill is the document you receive from the restaurant that tells you how much you owe them for the food.

[hollowedhope]

@femia1993 at the beginning he says "have some food. my dollah", then he sticks him with the bill. Preview of things to come "Do some crack! (with a gun at his head)" and when he does "hey, nobody put a gun to your head..."

[arteriaspermatica]

2 people don't have the dick i guess

[l1998]

maaaaaaaaaah Nigggaaaaaaa !

[jchip777]

Goin UP!

[Godknown]

"I don't know what to think."

"Good... good.."

After watching this movie enough times, I can now see how Alonzo had been planning this the WHOLE time.

[strataone]

Antoine Fuqua's best work!

[willhunting1000]

I'm french and last summer, I went to L.A. For some reason, I thought of this movie in each street I have visited ! Los Angeles is really an amazing city. I'll come back :)

[chico718s]

3:32 - 3:43 lmao!!!

[gorepants07]

it's cool

[Steve58de]

You are in th office baby!!!

[exT1m]

you're in a office, baby..

[Extravert17]

А где контора, в управлении?

[Extravert17]

Ты уже в конторе!

[Extravert17]

Расскажи мне что-нибудь?

О себе?

На кой чёрт ты мне?! Что-нибудь...

[jhonnysoprano72]

Respect the performance of Denzel & Ethan, but in this scene the real star was the '79 Chevy Monte Carlo!!! Dixit.

[Steve58de]

@jhonnysoprano72 best car ever

[grasd2]

boom

[highlikeafly]

Fantastic movie and Denzel is a badass for sure, Code X - Bam, but nobody ever mentions Ethan's performance. He plays it so Denzel can tear shit up, and yes his character is impotent in comparison (character being the operative word here), but he lays down well timed passes through out the game for Washington to dunk on. You in the office baby....ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. Yeaaaya.

[chdeaa]

BOOM...You never know thats the point...

[gorepants07]

OK. Pretty Good. Debby. Midwatch. Go 

[djankovic]

LOVE that movie... a perfect role for Denzel...

[psih4x]

Pay the bill.

[ninuxy]

Who fucks face-to-face?

[JustUDIENOW]

@ninuxy me and yo momma!

[Kmatthew08]

@JustUDIENOW  lol

[ninuxy]

@JustUDIENOW Your momma and I, you uneducated fool. And I am glad I did it in your mom's popper so she won't sue me for my sperm donation 20 years later. Keep walking...

[JustUDIENOW]

@ninuxy Its incorrect grammer to start a sentence with and btw

[ninuxy]

@JustUDIENOW !!!

Somebody please give sparky his lollipop back.

None of my previous statements here suffers from your delusional grammatical error. And it's not "its" (sic).

[JustUDIENOW]

@ninuxy lol u mad

[AgaMbadi]

I like Denzel so much better as a villain.

[jhonnysoprano72]

6:38 song name "El cuarto de tula" by Buena Vista Social Club

[Corleonetone]

"BOOM!!"

the best line in the entire movie

[Ezr1987]

@Corleonetone Hell Yeah lol i say that all the time b/c of him and it doesn't even come remotely close to how he says it LOL.

[yzwme586]

you prolly fuck her face to face dont ya ? lmfao

[sauceandbuttah]

u do have a dick? yes sir

[orphyn9]

"dick lines up straight, to the right and to the left are pockets with money in them, put your hand in either one of them.. bang* pay the bill."

lol what does that even mean?

[tokinblckgie]

@orphyn9

He was just fucking with him. It really wasn't supposed to make sense. The story was boring him so he changed the subject and left him to pay for the bill.

[ghariiscool]

@orphyn9 he's telling him to pay the bill lol. just doing it with charisma

[CaribbeanPirate]

The most entertaining story is a DUI stop. You tap that ass didn't you??

Ja ja!!

[Igi1983]

why is everybody retyping what we hear !

[TVratedM]

@Igi1983 Why is everybody retyping what we hear !

[Igi1983]

@TVratedM why is everybody retyping what we hear ?

[rathskeler]

DUI!OMG!

[gilbertrivas17]

"you know you put her on the back seat, BAM!! CODE X!!"

[TheSmilingMutt]

He's so gangsta

[IntoMotionBC]

thank you a lot for the upload

[afroman255]

"your dick lines up straight like that, right? to the right of it and to the left of it are pockets, in those pockets are money. Look in either one of them (beat) pay the bill." LOL!!!

[jhonnysoprano72]

4:59 famous quote: "Today's a training day officer Hoyt" !!!

[TrendSettazz]

This movie comes on about 10 times a month on HBO & I watch it every single time lol

[SQuiRR3LM0nk3y]

The wisdom of Alonzo.

[multipleman78]

look man i got a wife. YOU GOT A DICK.

[pieries]

"...you in the office baby"

[quickie077]

denzel washington is tha MAN! END OF DISCUSSION

[seshi1]

wow - let me load up my gun.. a DUI.. owww shhhhhhhhhhit!

[Drew62293]

1:32 Enough said.

[X3CHRISTIANX9]

CONEJO AT 6:13

[EVILAKUMA]

Thats a KUFI ( hat ) worn by majority muslims. Its a style too in U.S .

[Scurge237]

@EVILAKUMA No Kufis are mainly worn by black muslims. I think muslims deriving from Middle eastern wouldn't be seen wearing those regularly.

[CubeLuda]

@Scurge237

It could be a slightly modified/tailored-to-fit Kufis though. Easy to pull off with a some scissors and a little accuracy. :)

[TheMujee]

u need a son

let me know ,i hook your lady up i cant miss ,,,

[TACBOT]

"You're in the office baby...."  LOL

[TACBOT]

Boom!!! ... you never know!  LOL

[thegov08]

Ethan Hawke always looks 25 years old and like he just woke up from a long sleep.

[disengagejam]

@thegov08 -- haha the guy doesn't age, some actors wish they had that look

[bs20sanders]

@thegov08 not in brookyns finest, hes finally ageing

[johnathan3gameking]

@r32faisal moron? lol

[zulaboolah]

ethan hawk was perfect in this film

[RoundenBrown]

"You do have a dick, do you?"

Just makin' sure.

[jchawks08]

My favorite scene from my favorite movie. Denzel at his all-time best.

[johnathan3gameking]

lmao "licker license? what? A LICK HER LICENSE! WAS SHE A DYKE, A LESBIAN?!?!?!?!" hahahahaha

[rzorNvme]

i dont get it why did denzel say "never wear that ring to work."

[theLatino415]

@rzorNvme All a thug thats out to get him needs to do is to look at it, sees that he has a wife... boom now he's threatening his whole family just because he cares enough to show off his marriage... Never wear the ring= no danger to your family

[rayking05]

@rzorNvme

denzel explains it...when the criminals see the wedding ring, they know the guy has a weakness and theyll use it against him...they know he's soft on the inside

[JohnJohnerson]

How do you dislike this?

[JuLew3105]

"where's the office back at division?"

"When in the office Baby"

*Dre Music/Hydraulics*

[texasB666]

BAM! Code X! 

[dylana87]

2 dislikes!!!??? whoa! let me load up my gunz! oh shitttt!!! hahahahah

[Corleonetone]

Ethan Hawk - So it was really quiet...

Denzel - BOOMM!! Ha Ha! You Never Know, That's the Point

[redhibernation]

Denzel absolutely acted circles around Hawke in this film, and it was an insult to his performance for the academy to nominate Hawke as well. Oh, well, that's white Hollywood for you.

[ThaaWhiteShadow]

@redhibernation How was it an insult that Hawke got ominated as well? That makeds no damn sense.

[BigYellow9999]

@redhibernation

I disagree. Believe me, I was happy as hell that Denzel got best actor for this performance. But Ethan did a hell of an acting job. He looked a little lost, confused, a nice guy and trying to please Alonzo, exactly what his character called for.

You do what the role calls for. Marlon Brandon when in acting school was once told to play a chicken during a nuclear strike. He just stood there. When asked why, he said, "I'm a chicken. What do I know about nuclear strikes?" Lololol!

[vroomvroombugatti]

- You know what? i'll get something to eat!

- Oh hell no you won't! you f***ed that up... I'm tryin to read my paper. please, shut up.

lol

[boomcc1]

I LOVE DENZEL, I HATE HIM IN THIS MOVIE OMG. HOW DO U TELL SOMEONE NOT TO WEAR THEY WEDDING RING POINT BLANK, MAYBE HE WOULD HAVE CUT HIS FINGER OFF OR HAD SOMEONE TO DO IT LOL

BOOOMCC1

[lahmiti]

U know why I read this paper? It's cuz it entertains me. It's 90% bullshit, but it entertains me. U won't let me read it...tell me a story Jake!

no your story a story!!!!!!!!!!

[BlackScorpionSkull]

This was some Scarface worthy shit.

[gikib0i]

What type of hat is Denzel wearing

[414MrMilwaukee]

@gikib0i SKULL CAP

[ati832]

@gikib0i Its a mosque hat muslims were.

[gregtdmorrison]

@gikib0i - its the samwe type of hats jews wear, this isnt meant to be rude its a fact - jewish men where it when going into the holy building.

[L2Rogue]

@gikib0i i want that hat.

[jiggamayne03]

@gikib0i skull cap,like a du-rag minus the strings

[stopwhining1]

@gikib0i he's wearing a skull cap

[theJesticesshow]

@gikib0i is durag for hair

[royceroller852700000]

@gikib0i Wave cap no?

[Honestabe86]

@gikib0i

A beanie

[razva81]

@gikib0i its a muslim one ..i had one, where u from ?!

[LURKUMALL]

@gikib0i

A fucking gay one

[kirk52891]

@gikib0i either a skull cap or a wave cap

[westside159]

i read the paper becuz it entertains me 99 percent of it is bullshit

[ComicRelief17]

He Just Basically Offered To Fuck His Wife LMAO

[JAZZSTARish]

@Dresden1065 very good..you read the memo..either way he knew about jake from the beginning.

[krnxanga]

BAMMMMMMMM!!!!! CODE X 

[jamesoncleus]

it's funny as hell dorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[tuliomonti2005]

Denzel is the best actor ever!!!

[eddiehaynie]

MY NIGGA !!

[Kary2963]

this is my nigga fuck all yaa...

[bbb131]

i have never seen chicago police have a sitdown like this, they have no stories, just mumbling, there no bass in there voice.

[mahmoud2k10]

this part of the movie is funny when denzel tells ethan to tell a story I couldn't stop laughing

[sevidg]

this wasnt even supposed to be in the movie, they didnt know how to start it... so denzel said that he will do it on his own with out the script, he just told Hoyt to play a good cop and hell play a bad cop, diractor liked it, and it became part of the movie... he is great actor...

[NbG8Luka]

you do have a dick dont you? xD

[bossscrillaguy]

There was another test too. Testing his limitations (Hoyt's). You aren't supposed to hold anything in. If you got a problem, check the nigga. Hoyt didn't do that. strike 4

[BenG2210]

look maan i got a wife, you got a dick

[ballabaybe]

Music at 6:40 - who knows the title?

Paaa pam para pa pam pam pa para pam heheheh

[ARobb5]

@Dresden1065 Alonzo*