Marlene Monroe makes her debut.

[Neytiri563]

i swear, how can anyone like your INSANE video's.............

[reeceohanlon]

Watched this like 20 times. My throat really hurts from laughing

[JoeyJackal]

Ahehahahaha! I think a part of me may have just died and gone to heaven.

[aNImedude345]

"...excuse me I was gulping."

LMAO WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH

[blondejokes1]

:( Marilyn Monroe is one of my relatives

[Jacob1o]

oh, my, god. i'm actually speechless.

[kahled123123123]

جميل ما فعلت يا رجل نال جزائه ب قوه ها ها ها .~

[Xonabella]

I luvd the begining!

[MultiKatie1996]

he's drunk)))) listen. he's freaking HOT! i mean. I'm a girl and i would love to have a friend like Chris. He(she) knows about make up and hair more then me. <33

[XXnotXavailableXX]

well that was scary

[caitlingalazzo]

wtf

[Lovemymuffe]

Meth is one hella drug.

[aroodeandvolgin]

i really hope you die

[kayleyanderson]

@aroodeandvolgin you're disgusting.

[93simamu]

HAHAHA U FUNNY DRUNK!

[IIIZEPHYROSIII]

as funny as fuck

[TheCodruler]

ckick 0:00 0:00 0:00 wait 0:02 sec then 0:00

[metallicarocks123]

you look like beetlejuice lol

[Japaneseshibainu]

Happpy birthday Chris!

[xmoonXcricketx]

The results of cocaine and wine cocktails.

[jacelyncarley]

Ecxuse me iwas gulping lol

[jackins2000]

Loooooove it!

Cutie beauty!

[youlookingfierce18]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[NewTomorrow777]

Umm, chris, Marilyn Monroe is a girl as well

[IamDragonQueen]

creep ass!

[AKhottie13]

Chris, I told you to stop stealing my coke..

[Channiej93]

I demand more Marlene Monroe

[escamilla2012]

Lol

[rinpup14]

0:49 did it sound like he just farted??lol

[ozfreak26]

Hey Chris, just wanted to say thanks for putting a smile on my face when things aren't going well in my life. I really like your videos and thanks for sharing them!

[MissJillyy]

lmfao i love u so much . ur one of a kind. ur so funnyyy

[disinterestful]

No, I'm not single, irritating Youtube-pop-up. So piss the hell off!!

[pointemeout]

loove marlene. she's so refined.

[FumesNFlames]

i loled at the start

[thelamecrew]

'hold on a minute lemme push my hair back. WHAT WAS YOU SAYIN?'' LMFAO

[DeleteMon]

btw, people make fun of you because your crazy and weird.. but you seem to like the attention so you'll probably never change. Look at yourself man.. damn. Your a guy.. a male. wtf are you doing. Are you confused?

[BlueCrayonMaster09]

0:02 LOL

[akatsukigoku1010]

it reminds me of prestigious living. that old lady who loved unlit cigarretes

[msashleesoflyy]

i love her!!!

[JessicaRessica]

lol one of my fave vids by him, in to the faves box it goes lol

[MonicaXIII]

LOLL

[crapolaist]

so when ar you goin to kill yourself?

[Janoahable]

@crapolaist how can you say something like that?

[MissMelanoSeductive]

haha.

Funny<3



[Wearefunny98]

I absolutely love you. (:

[poptartleader123]

this is fuckin hilarious! ive missed THIS chris crocker! 

[dancelifeforsure]

lol i hope you have kids and artificially inseminate someone can't wait for ur documet. Peace!

[LeeJonesLuvsU]

I wanna do Marlene. ;)

[junegloom3]

hahahaha i love it when he does videos like. my favorite is penelope the pornstar.

[MochizMuM]

hahahahahah!!

[KaylietNotJuliet]

I wonder if his wig smells like cat pee.

But i still love him.

[SerchIsCool]

PLEASE! Make more videos like this pleaseeeeeeeeeeee!! :)

[KerplunkAddiction]

OMFGMCC

Oh.My.Fucking.Great.Master.Chr­is.Crocker

[AwesomeBoy278]

This is so frikin Random I love it XD

[kittehPOWAHH14]

OMG I FREAKIN LOVE YOU. 0:49-0:52<3

[cricketbat08]

wdf ...wot da f....

[MizzXSceneXGirl]

Hahahahahahahaha! This is soo fucking funny XDD

You're awesome chris! :*

[mimcofied]

the more u watch this the funnier it gets

[aeurospace]

Is he mocking me?! Bad, bad boy...

[kelseycunningham]

cocain is one hell of a drug!

[urmommaisfattt]

@kelseycunningham haha

[ClythiaMysticka]

your a fuckin creep.

[Xx22blackroses22xX]

Is it just me or does me sound like Shane's Shanaynay in this video?

[rockanboi]

Clean ur room!

[alaarizk]

hahahahaha

nice one my friend

[ozfreak26]

0:25-0:26 you sound like a turkey! :D

[lindsaykdunn]

0:50-0:52, cracks my shit  up.

[Kaitamei]

wtf did I just watch.

[ZackAttackAttack665]

dah-ling, dah-ling, daaaah-ling, it's all about prestige and dignity...

LMFAO!!!!!

[caitxrawks]

You had me lolling in the first 10 seconds.

[FalseProphet501]

Marlene Dietrich is better than Marilyn Monroe, just sayi'n.

[amadezxxye]

ahahahhahahahahha

[MegaJuggalo19]

WTF

[NeonEdges13]

I thnk I just got trolled--

And I liked it. D:

Good Game Chris,

Good Game. :l

[acarybunn0]

ive been a follower for a long time but this creeped me out

[ClythiaMysticka]

@acarybunn0 Me too.. i havent liked him since he .. changed..

[MaddieDeslatte]

one word lol

[Sparklechiick]

jim carey .

[goddesscaryn]

@lightningpower777 God loves everyone. Including misinformed ppl like you. The bible says to stone children among other stuff that we certainly would never do so to say that God wants him to have a wife is incorrect. People know they are glbt at a very young age. Its not a choice!

[HelloHelIoOnTheTv]

Omg 0:46.... LMFAO!!

[proudtobeanenright12]

you are amazing. you make me laugh everyday.

[xFunSiz3dx]

lol ur adorable 

[jhullyo96]

you're fucked.

[TheZuPuR]

my Reaction :: Scared.

[babysadie1215]

exuse me i was gulping xD

[toucanfeathers102]

ok what are you high on

[ozfreak26]

LOL! I LOVE it! :)

[aroodeandvolgin]

you not funny and you the uglyiest fucking tranni ive ever seen you fukin gay! dumbass

[XxTHEmoxX]

@aroodeandvolgin if you don't like him then why the fuck are you watching his videos? :) Fuck off and leave him alone^^ Not cool to bash people for having a sense of humor.

[kwlkat4ever]

crazy wat the heck is wrong with yah im 11 and im smart enough 2 know ur CRAZY

[PeepsRock309]

0:49 he farted on the chair

[nightlyfool]

WTF! lol

[calaseno]

your fucking annoying

[ringettestarforever]

DethExplosion you got pond and lighting bless you

[DoNtBeLiEvEtHeLiEs7]

your on drugs

[mountaindrewbc]

chris for the sake of ur own well being. pls pls stop eating paint chips.

[DethExplosion]

What were you on when you made this video? >>

[DethExplosion]

@lightningpower777 Shut the FUCK up please!!!

[utubearenazis]

this is more like silence of the lambs...

[tarathetarantula]

are u high on life? You look like Justin timberlake

[MechaDelOrt]

someone should make a dubstep remix out of this

putting an emphasis on 00:25 :)

[elfybabyJ]

fukin wow dude i thought i was nuts

[spokandygrl]

Thank you for being the nut that you are.You always help make my days and endless nights better..

[zzzonkers]

Rofl!! I missed this side of you!

[urbanupgrade]

I LOVE the last part!! His face was fucking priceless!!! I've watched this video like 20 times and it still cracks me up! LOVE YOU CHRIS!

[yupperdoodlegirl]

@JOKAWILD26 obviously u just watched it too!! So stfu and stop bein a cranky ass bitch!! Chris is famous so deal with it bitch

[JOKAWILD26]

this flaming faggot dont even need to get a job,, becouse he gets paid by youtube as long as he keeps making video's that keep getting alot of views !! all you people should stop watching his video's and make this flaming faggot get a REAL JOB,, instead of being a youtuber

[jillianchloe123]

@JOKAWILD26 ......that wasnt very nice

[CrankedandPranked101]

@JOKAWILD26 you are an ignorant person and you contradict yourself and i qoute "all you people should stop watching his videos" ummm im pretty sure you're watching this video...-_- you sir ARE a dumbass and need to learn the concept of GRAMMAR

[jackieisamonsterr]

@JOKAWILD26 Doesnt* Because* Videos* A lot* Videos* (once again). Fuck you dickhead. Snd learn your grammar and spelling. Kthxbye(:

[IhdsxOnyaDuh]

Excuse Me I Was Gulping . . . . Lmfaoo

[RavenRawrProductions]

the beggining had me LMFAOING!

[glittergleegirls]

Some one had a little too much

[TheMarisol523]

Chris Crocker is fucking amazing! <3

[sallygirl2066]

OMG CREEPY AS FUCK I am gonna use this as a pop up

[pinkmango1]

Ahahaha love it! Especially the last part "excuse me I was gulping" LOL

[iggyslip13]

lolz. its like a gay joker =3

[VanillePeaces999]

LOL!!!! :D

[goddesscaryn]

@itschriscrocker I love this! So funny!

[goddesscaryn]

The beginning is fuckin funny!

[TheNativeprincess95]

Darling darling xD sounds like nicki minaj when she did her moment 4 life video

[PeepsRock309]

Ass Cream On His Face.

[dinohoe123]

haa i love you!

[Toriisawesomeful]

what is he drinkin? wine? coke? idk... it looks good......... lolzzz

[metv101111]

press 5

[Besica1]

press 3 repeatedly

[eleykaulitz1989]

hheheheeh he was drunk wasnt he? ^.^

[chokolate1duck]

Warning. Pressing 2 repeatedly will give you nightmares o___o

[MsJennyjinx]

lol

[tytheeman20]

LMAOOOO

[SalmaSparkly69]

i love chu but dis scared me a little... *scared babyface* =(

[99dirtrider]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH­AHAHA...*ahem* :D

[tridling]

Hold on, lemme push my hair back. What was you saying?

LOL prestige and dignity

[spidey678]

I WANT A ANGEL BABY AND MARLENE MONROE GET TOGETHER

[cutemags101]

I'm officially gonna have nightmares, especially at 0:24.

[theajtruth]

looks like a regular just fucking around ....

[Selihana]

This.

Is amazing.

[RyukRasenganable]

omg im scared

[ChristineluvsMusic97]

Love u

[NatCat301]

<3

[Bleedyourtears]

Rofl. Good 'ol you.

[Bunnilovesherhubby]

loooool

[marinebulldog0309]

at least you now know how stupid your wigs looked when you used to dress like a female. Damn, you looked like a clown lol

[pankakeness]

@marinebulldog0309 Not true, she looked pretty. She did not wear mime, or clown make- up, and she wore much nicer wigs. Hater.

[BohemianJunqe]

@marinebulldog0309 fuck you

[mrquizzler]

LMAO

[Dinomiters]

U r soooo gay & gross!

[gagaschild]

@Dinomiters bitch then what !!

[xtawnybirdx]

i loled lol



[XoXfoxygaga]

i love you

[desca42]

omg i loveee you you rockk

[aaaashleyxo]

i love you, but your freaking creepy sometimes.

[ShakibaaAAR]

LOLOL Chris ur too weird sometimes ! AHAHAHA XXD

[psammyproductions]

ew... no.

[adriploma1]

This is not Nice.. You cant make fun of marlyn Monroe.. She was an idol And à great inspiration for Many

[uptown132]

THIS IS THE THING! **clap, clap,clap**....this is the thing **clap, clap, clap**....this is the thing....

[KirstenNDalicia]

WEAKKK AF!

[smileysun1996]

i thought i was gonna die laughing

[VailOfMist]

Hahahah<3

[Soloworth]

LMAO youre so hilarious

[ThatVegasBitch]

I love this vid(:

[7GoThIc7RoCkEr7]

PUSH 3!!! I dare you!! LOL

[hollydawnisme]

@7GoThIc7RoCkEr7 haha funny

[NaziaDeshae14]

I LOVE Marlene Monroe! lol

[TheMario25torres]

LOL OMG!

[uptown132]

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL " Hold on a minute, lemme push my hair back...WHAT WAS YOU SAYIN'?" LOL LOL LOL