Knightmare - First Ever Winning Quest (Part 5)

[TheLukeTurnbull]

The blonde kid does NOT know his left from right ....

[sw1000xg]

They used a S-U-N spell? I didn't think of that!

[chillikid1]

my mum is velda

[fantastischfish]

How the hell did they win? They dither soooo much!

[timtjcornell]

That's a long nose for a dragon. Lol

[dvdfan100]

stuped kid, cant tell a crocodile from a Dragon, I realy hate this show.

[AlexFruen]

@dvdfan100 Then why the hell have you gone to the trouble of searching for it and commenting on 2 different videos? Tit.

[dvdfan100]

I did not like this show at all, nor the computer game.

[CDevlinXD]

I USED TO WATCH THIS OMG THIS WAS SO AMAZING . SOrry...i just ca nt get over this



[j3parrots]

"a crocodile"...... "a crocodile I am a Dragon", producer turns to the guy who worked on the Dragon image "pack your stuff you're gone"

[Loitumaholic]

3:12

...It is only through collective stupidity that he didnt die there and then =_=.

I know kids today seem stupid but WTF

[SamGuitarTunes]

They completed Knightmare and all they got was a shitty silver badge. The tight ITV bastards!

[elbeanboymanchester]

To be fair to them boys I could have draw a better fucking dragon at 11 then the one thats drawn here. It does look like a smoking crocodile.

[Potionette81]

Are those kids thick? Since when does a crocodile produce smoke from its nostrils?

[nkwood25]

I believe one of them is an alcholic now, one a drug addict, the other in prison and the last guy is gay...so sad...

[keez82]

What's Berti Vogts doing here?

[Glozboy22]

Is the kid who said the dragon was a crocodile, the same one that got his left and right mixed up? Dumbass

[juanribeiro73]

Where are they now? Still there probably.

[terrasidius]

lol the end was funny, hes like "right im off..."

[Jeffers191]

"I salute you. We all salute you.... I'm off to the pub...."

[AlexFruen]

@NickR1980 They're stood in a blue screen room which is fully lit, shadows from people/tables is still visible when the painting of the room is laid over the top.

[AdamWoodhams]

'Hang around, we gotta bring 'im straight.' Classic.

[smpowis]

Your prize - to be trapped within the insane, LSD-induced world of The Maid's own mind.

[pinball2k6]

gj lads, fair play

[InathGanj]

i watched this after school! long live the school days

[AlignmentPictures]

class.

[LordWedgewood]

I can only vaguely remember watching this one, but I remember well the open top bus parade they did when they got back home showing off their trophy. This really was an epic moment in tv history, on such a brilliant show!!

[therealKINDLE]

Just Like Every Fantasy Computer Game...  A Really SHIT Ending..

[shadowsoal2000]

@therealKINDLE I think you may have played some pretty poor 'fancy' computer games. Read a few reviews, play some good ones.

[therealKINDLE]

@shadowsoal2000 Learn how to spell!

[shadowsoal2000]

@therealKINDLE Yeah, screwed up there. Still, statement stands. Good fantasy video games have some of the best endings. But sure, there's plenty of shoddy ones too.

[demoman87]

their prize should've been the maid! XD

[Kronologik]

Your prize? Well I guess you could describe it as a shitty clay plaque my retarded niece made in CDT. I'll leave you to fight over it....

[meu02136]

What programme has had more winners out of this and Takeshi's Castle? Must be this, because I now know this has had at least one.

[FluffyFooFookins]

3:12 : Who says two wrongs don't make a right? 

[dim432]

People from Tv history will remember that for a long time.

[craftsb]

''spellcasting!''

[ChoPhilly13]

*Camera cuts for end of show*

*Dungeon master speaks with a cockney accent* "Right then, give us back that seal and bog off."

Kids: "Hey, you said we won it, fair and square."

Dungeon Master: So I did....well then, enjoy........a slow painful death from this fire breathing dragon!!! *Runs away as a dragon swoops down on the kids*

[KeredDrahcir]

I saw Julian win later on this series when it was on in 1988. Nice to know that like me, both Mark and Julian's team were from Oxfordshire. I loved this programme and it dominated our games at school.

[mikestellablade]

Mark, you legend!!

[mikestellablade]

mark, you legend!!

[yeovildancer]

i love how they cant decide what left or right is when facing eachother lol

[RobRobintv]

The Capture quality is brilliant... I'm jealous!!!

[AlexFruen]

@RobRobintv It's a fairly low quality dvd rip too, so the original is ever better!

[ilikemunting]

i wonder if they have managed to kiss a girl after being on knightmare

[p6mkq]

1:51 Remidns me of the emperor palpatine from Star wars :D

[rubix41]

I swear there are some episodes missing here... :S Maybe I have got it confused with another quest.

[Lazyguy22]

8:13 "Mark, Matthew, Daniel, Jonathan... that's what you get for buying your Bible from the pound shop."

[JCLeSinge]

Is it just me, or does the host (who's name I forget), not look a little bit... pervy?

[ObelyskDAN]

8:38 - "I salute you, We alll salute you, now, I'm off to the pub." lol

[Kex23]

a crocodile? seriously?

fucking smoke came out if his mouth, come on!

[jdunne04]

Fantastic show!!! A remake would be brilliant!

[SMX11FOX]

A crocodile!!! rofl

[purplelady238]

hahaha crocodile??!!

[thenodfather]

Absolutely Fantastic. A great show and a great team. Well Done. And Thank You Alex for uploading this great piece of television history. I love it.

[jrogers1819]

if we say no he'll kill us........

[boondrat]

omg i just watched all five part, lol

[ccraltro1]

does anyone else think the team member with the yellow jumper and glasses sounds like Garth Marenghi from Dark place?

[ccraltro1]

His name is Matthew so it could be Matthew Holness, what do you reckon?

[woodymav]

lol the medal they won said anglia tv on it...not very knightmare-ish

[blanknot]

Poor Mark. Those kids were feeding him some horrible directions. If he did what they said at 3:12, they would have been goners.

[tadge72]

love the 2 nerds and he slighty cool kid on the right!

[DannCasswell]

if you won nightmare... would it still be on you're CV today?

[TheDiggers82]

I find it hilarious just how pony the prize is - after all that effort!!

[ScreamingTc]

Completing Knightmare should be allowed on C.Vs. You'd walk in, put your feet on the interviews table and be like "I've fucking completed Knightmare, anything you bitches ask me is going to be child's play in comparison"

[wasi84]

@ScreamingTc

HAHAHHAHHA that is brilliant!

[dontbeboringcouk]

@ScreamingTc *interviewer suddenly goes pale* ... You... you're... Mark!

[redwolfxl69]

8:31 This trophy can probably be bought on ebay now.

[FluffyLovesSpyro2]

"I salute you. We ALL salute you." *walks off*

Kids: Uhhh...what now?

[j3parrots]

@FluffyLovesSpyro2 I always thought it was a bit of an anticlimax but all you needed was a badge in those days, none of this £1000 for being a crap singer with a bad attitute and wanting something

[RichXbox360]

@TheIkaraCult No swearing on a kids show, especially not before 9 PM.

[RichXbox360]

I wanted to go on Knightmare back in the day, but at School i had very few friends, so I wouldn't have formed a team, and there'd have been mass arguments about who'd get to be the Dungeoneer.

[ScreamingTc]

@RichXbox360 And to be honest you probably would have done something incredibly stupid to get the adventurer killed. Don't worry though, we'd all have done that too. Unless they choose really awkward kids on purpose? I mean lets be honest most children watching it ended up face palming themselves at how idiotic the teams were.

[DevotionTrance]

what the fuck just happened?

[free2blagit]

the part in the room with the stained glass creeped me out bigtime when i heard those slow footsteps,still does creep me out come to think of it

[thesainttt]

wow. i watched all 5 parts, if i was one of those kids i would have set fire to the place.

[RhinosMyProfession]

Free.. to roam a pink and purple landscape overcast by strange moving rainbows for the rest of their lives.

[Thelondonelectricity]

''Your standing on a crocodiles nose'' lol

[00AJS]

"Anglia Television 1998".

Awesome... but shameful.

[00AJS]

@00AJS 1988*.

I'm taking the shame.

[NoBrianNoGain]

Nice job I'm jealous ... TV shows were much more inventive 20 years ago ... does this count as reality TV? lol

[SteveBlues87]

5:04 A CROCODILE!! HAHAHAHA!!!

[RichXbox360]

@SteveBlues87 a Crocodile? It's a Dragon FFS!

[SteveBlues87]

@RichXbox360 I was taking the piss out of the kids on the game show you fucking spoon. *Slap*

[ensabrenur]

i think your beautiful lol, guess that trick only worked once

[furQ]

haha anglia television silver spurs yesssss

[BobbyJenkins]

Hahaha a crocodile. Dumb fucks. What kind've crocodile breaths smoke from its mouth and is in a fantasy game?

[jimborobbo]

Where was the prize?

[TheIkaraCult]

@jimborobbo

there wwere no prizes in this game, it was all for the glory. Plus i dont think prizes had been invented in 1988

[abridgedfanboy]

I like how Treguard just throws up his hands, as if to say "Fuck it, I don't care" and walks off. XD

[97channel]

I enjoyed that as much now as I did some 20 years ago.

Thanks so much for uploading this.

[londonAKAgundon]

lol

[mrvolax]

8:20 LOL.

[GazzyW007]

How the HELL did they get home?

He just abandoned them there.

[SilentJ43]

this was really cool. This actually happens to be the first... er, quest, I've ever watched. The only other thing I've seen is "Simon, sidestep to your left" and some other compilation of funny deaths. Turns out this show is really cool. I wish I was born early enough to watch this on TV when I was little.

[SatansAnus666]

Awesome, awesome series - you know you're an 80s kid if you think Knightmare was the best kids program ever!

[07949435036]

man this takes me back.... tv was good back then.

[sean2mush]

a crocodile, lol

[buttfoy99]

I salute you!

[jclaret]

top tv bitd

[freebornshade]

Knights had spurs well before cowboys! ha ha, brilliant show though....shit prize, I would bet its in a box ready for a bootfair somewere in uk these days!

[gnamp]

I don't think so. See 3:12

[BggProductions]

Ah this takes me back, thanks for uploading.

[wakeupbomb1234]

The prize would have been a bit more mystical if they hadn't printed Anglia Television on it.

[piledrivemymother]

@wakeupbomb1234 Anglia Television is run by Lucifarians. I worked there back in 82 and there was always the monthly sacrificing of orphaned children in the basement. In fact I think that's what happened to the kids that lost this show.

[m001900]

what a shit prize

[BadBananaCorp]

I AM A DRAGON!

its a dragon mark

LoL

[Agentbromsnor]

That part made me lol as well.

[Dunedan2]

only 8 teams out of 80 win throughout the shows entire run lol

[virusinsideus]

we all salute you. now piss off home

[sierrah123]

lol He has told so many different things up to and including this dragon that he thinks that they are beautifull.

[CookieSherbert]

LOL

'A crocodile.'

'...A what?'

'Crocodile.'

'A crocodile?! I am a dragon!'

XD

[moyergeo]

Take a sidestep into the pit! NO YOU DIDN'T WALK IN THE PIT!...

Oh okay

[Zemnexx]

C'mon, a crocodile? I would have been like, dude, your playing a medieval fantasy game, I'm a fucking dragon, and then ate his ass. lol

[VmKid]

Me too. Is it just me or do these kids really need nerd classes?

[HorusHeresy1982]

@Zemnexx Amen lol

[AshBloodfire]

Out of 80 teams there were 8 winners.

[AshBloodfire]

I love how the guy just walks off at the end and leaves them there.

[AlexFruen]

I love the stain glass room, I think it was the best room in the whole series. The idea that the room was buried 100's of feet under the castle was sooooo cool.

[draven26]

Can't help noticing how people have been commenting on the Bluescreen, that's missing the point Knightmare made kids use their imaginination and actually made them feel involved with what they were watching, how many shows can make that claim now even with tecnology

[RichXbox360]

A crocodile? it's a DRAGON ya dozey twonk! Well done anyway lads.

[tortygalore]

WOOHOOOOO! WINNERS!!!!!!

We salute the fearless heroes who mastered the dungeon!

Bet they still look back on this with pride!

Go 80's kids, you succeeded where no modern day kids could possibly hope to prevail! YEAH!

[Almafeta]

They came so close to failing near the end!

[MyReviewer]

I remember when I saw spoony did a review on this.

Seriously that looks fun.

[noobtaco]

Hes like thanks kids now GTFO

[Flamesofame]

EPIC 1988

[myoneweakness]

these guys are hero's first to beat the dungeon

[orkavorn]

"take one side step to your left (the wrong way)"

*walks to the right*

"no to your left!"

*right again*

lol

[Xyrgra]

Thank God he went the 'wrong' way or he would've fallen off - I was rolled my eyes at the kid saying left there xD.

[KasaiAisu1]

Anyone else think right at the end...

That's it?

[fukwitt666]

he's had enough. don't blame im, most don't make it all the way, he's probably missed dinner!

[10000Monkeys]

@KasaiAisu1 ...and they gave them a crappy pewter disc with 'Anglia Tevelision' on the top of it - LOL!

Awesome show though. They don't make them like that any more.

[GreenArrowM]

Those 4 are pure legends.

[Blargman57]

I was 3 when i watched this, lol!

[LopSidedBobb]

CAUTION TEAM!!!

[bigderekkeene]

BAWOOO!! BAWOOOO!! hurry team goblins approaching

[lolellison]

haha i was 5/6 lol I was OBSESSED with this show!! And its just as good now (if not even scarier! :P)

[peterwantspie]

LOL, it seems like in every single part of this episode Mark tells somebody or something he thinks they're beautiful.

[nuttygirl2001]

Those are the key rules to Knightmare - flatter everyone, learn to give directions, and LISTEN to Treguard when he says to hurry up!

[aidantheboy]

" Anglia Television" scribed on their medal lol. this show was pure class, my favourite kids show ever

[BenBanjo87]

The dragon gave me a bit of a shock when the lights came up on its head! It was so funny that they thought he was a crocodile at first! :D

[wblstudios]

That "WHERE AM I" is getting really fucking annoying. Otherwise, great show.

[banneradders]

Crocodile lol

Having a ciggie

[RapierInternational]

something i noticed about the earlier seasons is the life force clock depleted quicker than the latter ones.

season three used the same clock, but at a noticable slower speed.

[AlexFruen]

the lifeforce clock is totally meaningless, they would speed it up or slow it down depending on how well the team was doing

[Ribbo]

Actually, there was a colossal amount of cheating went on in Knightmare. Friend of a friend in the production team said they would be given 2 warnings, peeking under helmet and the such like. If they kept it up they would be set up with a death room (remember the bomb rooms where it would detonate ridiculously quickly). That was because of cheating little kids. :)

[Bigbattle22]

Wait I don't get it, doesn't the helmet make you blind, how could you see with that on you?

[butcherofbielawa]

that kid doing the spellcasting was nearly too slow

[bimini]

Haha, your comment is brilliant. Made me laugh out loud. very funny mate

[bhavni]

..lol some WELL DONE they got for winning.. They should have had a bit more of a prize or something..lol he just left them standing there .

[ClunytheScourge1]

Christ, you know what - I actually remember this episode. I was, what, 8 years old? But I remember being astonished that they won. That SLEEP spell was some handy magic-slinging - I'll have to remember that trick next time I'm trying to molest someone.

[pinball2k6]

one of the kids were thick, dno how they managed it with all the argueing...bloody crocodile. and where the fk was he trying to lead him if not through the door...

'no no no come down here'

'erm no he needs to go out the door'

[ringosis]

"You do know what I am?"

"Are you a crocodile?"

"A What?"

"A crocodile?"

"I'm not a crocodile I'm 1972 David Bowie from the Ziggy Stardust tour"

"You look a lot like a crocodile"

"No I'm David Bowie"

[ScreamingTc]

I don't remember seeing this team won. Mostly I remember all the epic fails that went along with the show.

[mike87dun]

i remember shouting at the screen saying no stop go that way you have to do that it the show really got you on the edge of you seat especially if they got to level 3 i used to hate when they got that far and lost

[johntrevy]

Oh look, the emporer from star wars is in knightmare.]

Mogred.

Swear to join me.

[bathinmilk]

Aren't they just in a blue room at the end, with computer graphics put on after?? Loved this show x x x

[ps0u1159]

No, it's real.

[AnttiApinaPro]

Lol! A crocodile :D .

[matthowe]

Lol! He should fall off where the stained glass window is. The team say sidestep to YOUR left and he puts one foot in the pit. They go NO TO YOUR LEFT so he steps to his right :S noobs :P

[clairebear027]

omg! i cant believe thats all that they won!

after all that! poor things!

[damieandark]

When your a kid winning the show for the first time it was all worth it they now have unlimited bragging rights for anyone in thier age group for the rest of thier lives.

AMAZING SHOW.

[UltimatePhilster]

wow first winners i ever saw! lol

[austinpowerswanabe]

they didnt even win a walkman!!!

[WlNDAGO]

is that all they won? what a rip off

i only rememcer one team winning before, dont think it was this team.

[Enderwiggan1]

I actually never saw anyone win, cant believe I had to wait till I was 28!!

[jamie4uk2001]

was just saying that to my mate. every friday I watched this show man. Nobody ever won